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Invisibledionysiandame
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Boyfriend's First Trip
    #22096178 - 08/15/15 07:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Boyfriend's first shroom trip was today and survey says...HE LOVED IT! Woot! I wanted to make sure it was a good experience for him so we both did enough fresh picked for a nice level 2.

Observations:

1. Tatooine is a shit planet.
2. So is Endor.
3. So was Coruscant.(Not a planet, but he was on a roll,)
4. Bananas? Useless.
5. Estonia. I know way too much about it.
6. Vulcans are awesome (That was more me. Okay, that was all me.)

I tried to tell him that sex+shrooms doesn't really work but he had to test #forscience. After two attempts which ended in us just laughing maniacally and settling back down for Metalocalypse clips, he had to concede defeat.

Our come down started about an hour ago and now he's playing some Life is Feudal. Overall, the experience was awesome. We had so much fun just talking and being ridiculous. I don't think I can get him outside next time but I'm working on it.

So I just had to share because I'm feeling all giddy and happy right now.


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He (Dionysos) keeps me with all of his other pretty things for I am just another pretty thing in a long list of acquisitions. :psychsplit:
Yes! And their brains are releasing adrenaline, dopamine, even dimethyltryptamine from the pineal gland! This has serious educational value! Thanatophobia and this N.D.E. is giving us euphoric altered awareness! Don't you see, Princess? We were all born to die! – Finn the Human
Pay me what you owe me. Don't act like you forgot. BBHMM.


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OfflineBitter Cactus
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Re: Boyfriend's First Trip [Re: dionysiandame]
    #22096228 - 08/15/15 07:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Did your boyfriend's cock not work or something? Details plz

They say shrooms make you gay.


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Taking acid and thinking you are a better man is a lot different then actually becoming a better man.




Edited by Bitter Cactus (08/15/15 07:52 PM)


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InvisibleOhMrJohnson
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Re: Boyfriend's First Trip [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22096238 - 08/15/15 07:52 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

The transformation has begun


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Diminish the sub-principle and leave its toxic trace..
Once and for all!


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Invisibledionysiandame
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Re: Boyfriend's First Trip [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22096244 - 08/15/15 07:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Bitter Cactus said:
Did your boyfriend's cock not work or something? Details plz

They say shrooms make you gay.




Did it not work? I should ask him. LOL! I think it worked but our heads just weren't in it and the sexual is mental as much as physical.


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He (Dionysos) keeps me with all of his other pretty things for I am just another pretty thing in a long list of acquisitions. :psychsplit:
Yes! And their brains are releasing adrenaline, dopamine, even dimethyltryptamine from the pineal gland! This has serious educational value! Thanatophobia and this N.D.E. is giving us euphoric altered awareness! Don't you see, Princess? We were all born to die! – Finn the Human
Pay me what you owe me. Don't act like you forgot. BBHMM.


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Invisiblemindbodysoul
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Re: Boyfriend's First Trip [Re: dionysiandame]
    #22096281 - 08/15/15 08:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

your boyfriend has already started his quest


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Invisibledionysiandame
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Posts: 324
Loc: Samothrace
Re: Boyfriend's First Trip [Re: mindbodysoul]
    #22096294 - 08/15/15 08:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

LMAO! Whaaaaat?

If my boyfriend turned out to be gay...I guess I'd have a new gay best friend at least which would be awesome.


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He (Dionysos) keeps me with all of his other pretty things for I am just another pretty thing in a long list of acquisitions. :psychsplit:
Yes! And their brains are releasing adrenaline, dopamine, even dimethyltryptamine from the pineal gland! This has serious educational value! Thanatophobia and this N.D.E. is giving us euphoric altered awareness! Don't you see, Princess? We were all born to die! – Finn the Human
Pay me what you owe me. Don't act like you forgot. BBHMM.


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Offlinetwighead
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Re: Boyfriend's First Trip [Re: dionysiandame]
    #22096302 - 08/15/15 08:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You'll become gay too, so it'll be perfect :awesome:


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Invisibledionysiandame
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Re: Boyfriend's First Trip [Re: twighead]
    #22096311 - 08/15/15 08:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

OMG! Fuck yes! Then he can become a complete neat freak and tell me my haircut is awful and I can get a couple of dogs and start rocking some nice fitted flannels.

'Cause I think I would totally be that kind of Lesbian. Then maybe I wouldn't feel so weird about how much I like John Denver?

This has potential.

We will have to continue with our 'shroom related experiments to see things through.


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He (Dionysos) keeps me with all of his other pretty things for I am just another pretty thing in a long list of acquisitions. :psychsplit:
Yes! And their brains are releasing adrenaline, dopamine, even dimethyltryptamine from the pineal gland! This has serious educational value! Thanatophobia and this N.D.E. is giving us euphoric altered awareness! Don't you see, Princess? We were all born to die! – Finn the Human
Pay me what you owe me. Don't act like you forgot. BBHMM.


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OfflineShroomslip
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Re: Boyfriend's First Trip [Re: twighead]
    #22096312 - 08/15/15 08:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

A gay man and a gay woman would have to be the most awkward sex ever. This isn't like multiplying negatives where it becomes a positive.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Boyfriend's First Trip [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22096365 - 08/15/15 08:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

She could peg him, I guess that might work :rofl:


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OfflineShroomslip
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Re: Boyfriend's First Trip [Re: Achillita]
    #22096388 - 08/15/15 08:34 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

It might work for him, but what about her? She wouldn't be attracted to what she's pegging. Maybe they could get a double ended dildo and just not look at each other and pretend each is with the same sex.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Invisibledionysiandame
Mischievous Maenad
Female

Registered: 08/27/13
Posts: 324
Loc: Samothrace
Re: Boyfriend's First Trip [Re: Achillita]
    #22096392 - 08/15/15 08:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Achillita said:
She could peg him, I guess that might work :rofl:




Oh we've already had THAT discussion and it did not go over well. So no, he's not up for that at all.

Though if he turns gay...:nicesmile:


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He (Dionysos) keeps me with all of his other pretty things for I am just another pretty thing in a long list of acquisitions. :psychsplit:
Yes! And their brains are releasing adrenaline, dopamine, even dimethyltryptamine from the pineal gland! This has serious educational value! Thanatophobia and this N.D.E. is giving us euphoric altered awareness! Don't you see, Princess? We were all born to die! – Finn the Human
Pay me what you owe me. Don't act like you forgot. BBHMM.


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OfflineShroomslip
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Re: Boyfriend's First Trip [Re: dionysiandame]
    #22096406 - 08/15/15 08:38 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You really asked if you could peg him? :ilold:


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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InvisibleAstral Pain
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Registered: 11/10/14
Posts: 2,923
Loc: Chicago
Re: Boyfriend's First Trip [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22096412 - 08/15/15 08:40 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

It's not the shrooms that make you gay, I think it's the pub.


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"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out"               
                -Bill Hicks-

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OfflineAchillita
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Re: Boyfriend's First Trip [Re: Astral Pain]
    #22096463 - 08/15/15 09:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Maybe it's a half and half thing.

The real question is, do shrooms turn women gay? I mean they are dicks
:casket:


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Offlinetwighead
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Re: Boyfriend's First Trip [Re: dionysiandame]
    #22096622 - 08/15/15 09:58 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

dionysiandame said:
Quote:

Achillita said:
She could peg him, I guess that might work :rofl:




Oh we've already had THAT discussion and it did not go over well. So no, he's not up for that at all.

Though if he turns gay...:nicesmile:



Yes... not up for it .... Yet :awesome:

If being gay makes him very feminine, and you being gay makes you into that - then things could work out with a little twist eh? :awesome:


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Re: Boyfriend's First Trip [Re: Bitter Cactus]
    #22096819 - 08/15/15 10:46 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Bitter Cactus said:
shrooms make you gay.



:haha:


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"Cosmic Love is absolutelely ruthless and highly indifferent:
it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not."

John C. Lily

 


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