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Offlinethewanderer25
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The Most Sketchy Shit Happend To Me Today
    #22095475 - 08/15/15 04:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

It really freaked me out bad im still kinda scared. So I was walking along looking at some mushrooms growing by my apartment when I saw a group of guys moving in. They looked like they needed help with all the boxes so me being a good neighbor asked if I could help (keep in mind im dressed in grateful dead clothing and am vaping) they asked what I wanted and I just said "idk im just bored so if you need help I can help you" he then said "I can give you some tree". So I said sure, after all why not they seemed chill and I was going to just do it to meet my new neighbors anyway.

So any way the guy walks over to his car and im vaping my friend was with me too and he walks up and says "how much cash do you have"? I had none I told him I would just work for him and if he hooked me up that's chill. So he said alright lets do this and he said come over here so I did. He said "what's your name" at this point I knew some shit was up so I said egwardo (not my real name) but forget the bud. He grabbed my and pulled out a badge and informed me he was part of the police force. He searched my pockets and asked me if I had anything that would stick him poke him or hurt him I didn't so he handcuffed me and did the same shit to my friend.

So he starts yelling at me telling me that his offended I would accept illegal drugs from him. So I start trying to explain entrapment and how he was the one that offered that shit and he just pulled out his phone and called "dispatch". So im sitting there trying to talk to him like a human saying man look I wasn't trying to buy bud you just offered and I just figured you needed help anyways and fee bud is free bud. He got pissed and started yelling you dont call me man so I said sorry sir im going to remain silent. His friends were video taping this and since I was silent he said "im just fucking with you im not actually a cop but this is a valuable lesson".

I was relieved im on probation and that could have got me in major trouble because chances are I would get charged whether or not he offered. But the guy is training to be a narcotics officer he was an ex navy seal and he seemed like a legit cop he had a badge and everything. It was not funny he really scared the shit out of me and he actually is in training. I just left im not wanting to get into trouble but he could be charged too he impersonated a police officer (which he is not he is just in training). Idk what's going to happen when he becomes a real cop but I live next store to him and im sketched already. That shit was not a funny prank his friends got it all on video so it may be on youtube or worldstar eventually.


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OfflineLucisM
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Re: The Most Sketchy Shit Happend To Me Today [Re: thewanderer25]
    #22095488 - 08/15/15 04:26 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Well glad to know you're doing well and didn't get arrested.


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Offlinethewanderer25
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Re: The Most Sketchy Shit Happend To Me Today [Re: Lucis]
    #22095502 - 08/15/15 04:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Ya it was not fun though im freaked the fuck out and it was just so random and weird. Ahh that shit was not funny.


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OfflineShroomslip
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Re: The Most Sketchy Shit Happend To Me Today [Re: thewanderer25] * 11
    #22095511 - 08/15/15 04:31 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

If he's not a real cop, I'd call the real cops and let them know some crazy guy is going around doing drug stings and arresting people and shit.

:lol: I know you're just happy you didn't get arrested, but look at it for what it is. You just got the shit violated out of you. You were put in handcuffs by someone who isn't a cop or even acting in any official capacity.

Plus the guy sounds like a total dick and I'm pretty sure being convicted of impersonating an officer would prevent him from ever becoming a cop. If he acts like this when he's not even a cop, imagine what's going to happen to all the poor souls when/if he ever is one. You can save all those people.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


Edited by Shroomslip (08/15/15 09:11 PM)


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Re: The Most Sketchy Shit Happend To Me Today [Re: Lucis]
    #22095512 - 08/15/15 04:31 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Thats fucked up, what a fucking asshole.

He got like that all over some fucking weed. What a fucking prick.
Id move dude. That guy is going to be all over your ass if him AND HIS FRIENDS are going to be all fuckin you up over some stupid ass shit like that.

After you fuckin offered them help. Fuck them


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Re: The Most Sketchy Shit Happend To Me Today [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22095516 - 08/15/15 04:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Im mean, FUCK THEM. (we got the same post count niga)

EDIT: thats how their training new fucking cops bro


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Re: The Most Sketchy Shit Happend To Me Today [Re: thewanderer25]
    #22095526 - 08/15/15 04:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

The old "pretend to be moving in and then offering to sell bud to anyone that offers to help ruse." They almost got me like that once.  Luckily, I wasnt interested in helping them move, I just stood there and watched them carry the same heavy boxes in and out of their "moving van."


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Re: The Most Sketchy Shit Happend To Me Today [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22095531 - 08/15/15 04:36 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Fuck man I'm glad you didn't get arrested. Hey at least now you know to avoid the dude. Imagine if he became a cop and you never knew. That would be bad business


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Re: The Most Sketchy Shit Happend To Me Today [Re: thewanderer25] * 3
    #22095546 - 08/15/15 04:38 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

He impersonated a cop.  That is a crime.  And not a minor one.


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Offlinethewanderer25
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Re: The Most Sketchy Shit Happend To Me Today [Re: MajickMuffin]
    #22095547 - 08/15/15 04:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Ya man but I didn't have it on video he kept yelling at me every time I tried to pull out my phone. His friends have it recorded but I doubt they will give it to me. Plus I could get 6 months for a probation violation if they found out I accepted "drugs" and he is in training so im not sure if he is allowed to do that shit or not he has a badge but he isn't a full cop yet.


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Re: The Most Sketchy Shit Happend To Me Today [Re: thewanderer25] * 1
    #22095553 - 08/15/15 04:40 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

In training is irrelevant.  He committed a crime.


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Re: The Most Sketchy Shit Happend To Me Today [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22095564 - 08/15/15 04:43 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

True Dat, I totally agree.


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Re: The Most Sketchy Shit Happend To Me Today [Re: thewanderer25]
    #22095565 - 08/15/15 04:43 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Officers in training don't get badges (to my knowledge). Crazy fucks who go out and buy a fake one after applying to academy do though. And no, they are not allowed to just go around arresting people for crimes.

Pretty sure they don't get a badge until they're officially sworn in and are considered an actual police officer. If he already has a badge but isn't a cop, then he's doing some shady shit and his "in training" is total bullshit.

As for the video, it's evidence, you don't have to ask for it. You tell the cops they recorded it and THEY get it.

As for violation of probation, that I'm not too sure on. I think though you'd of actually had to accept the bud or pay for it. Just being like "sure I'll take it" probably isn't enough alone. There's a reason drug stings actually involve drugs and money and people aren't just arrested as soon as they say they're interested.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


Edited by Shroomslip (08/15/15 04:45 PM)


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Re: The Most Sketchy Shit Happend To Me Today [Re: Shroomslip] * 3
    #22095575 - 08/15/15 04:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Sees title, sees poster name.



Grabs popcorn.


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Re: The Most Sketchy Shit Happend To Me Today [Re: Atreyu]
    #22095589 - 08/15/15 04:52 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I would have reported him.

The police would have found his fake badge and would add a lot of credibility to your story.


You missed out/


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Re: The Most Sketchy Shit Happend To Me Today [Re: thewanderer25] * 4
    #22095596 - 08/15/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I'm not surprised this happened to you OP.

I guess you look like a really easy target to pick on :lol:


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Re: The Most Sketchy Shit Happend To Me Today [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22095610 - 08/15/15 04:57 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

yea fuck that guy.

u lucky dog with your dead shirt, I want one


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Re: The Most Sketchy Shit Happend To Me Today [Re: ergoticmandala]
    #22095708 - 08/15/15 05:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Ill tell you what I would do
Spit right in his face. What a cunt. Teach yourself a lesson, and be happy Im not a thug with a gun. moron


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Re: The Most Sketchy Shit Happend To Me Today [Re: thewanderer25] * 2
    #22095728 - 08/15/15 05:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Look on the bright side, maybe he'll get shot on the job.


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Re: The Most Sketchy Shit Happend To Me Today [Re: ChasingBliss]
    #22095733 - 08/15/15 05:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

ChasingBliss said:
Look on the bright side, maybe he'll get shot on the job.



It's more likely he'll shoot some innocent person and then that death is on OP's hands. He had the chance to stop this guy today.

It's like someone coming from the future and telling you that Cyberdyne is responsible for Skynet and NOT blowing the place up. You caused it, because you could've stopped it (except when they run out of plot room and have to start throwing in completely alternate dimensions to explain it).


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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