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Re: You guys are funny [Re: pachoo] * 1
    #22093414 - 08/15/15 03:28 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:hug:


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Re: You guys are funny [Re: Amanita86] * 2
    #22093425 - 08/15/15 03:35 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

And that's how marriage works kids!

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Re: You guys are funny [Re: pachoo]
    #22093444 - 08/15/15 03:52 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

This whole thread is sexist and offends me. I demand it be locked this instant.

Or someone post some titties so I feel better.


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Re: You guys are funny [Re: mndfreeze]
    #22093449 - 08/15/15 03:55 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Get off my lawn!! :kingcrankey:


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Re: You guys are funny [Re: Amanita86]
    #22093455 - 08/15/15 04:00 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Clearly just mowed....wtf.


Get em babe. He's just jealous of our perfect union.


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Re: You guys are funny [Re: pachoo]
    #22093469 - 08/15/15 04:09 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, I don't think the mail has gone yet but I'll keep an eye out for it...


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Re: You guys are funny [Re: Amanita86]
    #22093616 - 08/15/15 05:39 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

The reason I didn't reply was because I was really drunk and then I fell asleep.

The fact remains. Women cheat a lot. There seems to be no such thing as loyalty to a woman. Whether it be trying to sleep with a man's close friend, or accidentally cheating, or feeling unwanted and running to some stranger in a bar.

Shit makes me feel like I'm the fucked up one because everyone else just seems completely fine to justify it like it's normal, or they say not all women do it.

Then I must read too much because they all seem to do it. Whether it be 6 months down the line or 6 years.


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Re: You guys are funny [Re: LackToast]
    #22093653 - 08/15/15 06:04 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Well, it seems to me that it's a lot easier to get fucked if you're female.,

I know I'll probably catch flack for that but..

Dude's it seems really have to work, to get laid.  The ladies just seem to have to say, ok.  It's the nature of the beast.. men persue.. women, tempt and receive..  the flower doesn't persue the bee, it's the bee that does all the work, the flower just has to present itself in a way, that makes the bee willing to fly it's ass off.

It's nature man..  anytime a woman leaves you, you better believe she's been lining up her next avenue for atleast 6 months..  they don't "quit" one job before they have another one lined up..

And since I'm sure I'll catch shit for saying that, what do I have to lose...

Have you ever noticed the consistent numbers playing in.. marriage...kids...and then divorce when the kids hit about 11-13?  Not all of them, but more than average..

Women don't think like men, and vice versa... lest we forget the story of Samson & Delilah...

Remember, all animals act accordingly to the code written in their mind.  Never forget that we are primates.  Don't for a second believe we have it figured out because for some reason we've achieved more than some other examples of animals.  The human animal dances just like some of those goofy as animals do... "mating rituals" etc.. 

Study nature, biology, end game, game theory etc..  all that shit.  There's a great deal more going on here than what your eyes are telling you..

Its a matter of either being on the inside looking out, or the outside looking in.. how does one achieve finding a valid area that is beyond them, in order to look back inside themself??

How do you suppose someone could accomplish that task?  :wink:


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Re: You guys are funny [Re: Amanita86]
    #22094335 - 08/15/15 10:21 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Dude's it seems really have to work, to get laid.  The ladies just seem to have to say, ok.  It's the nature of the beast..




Right on man. This seems to be the case with most species of animal full stop. Have you ever seen what a male Bowerbird has to go through to get a mate? Or a male Bird of Paradise? Fascinating. Violence and competition runs right through it too in the animal world, as I believe it would with us (more often at least) should society not condemn it so. Perhaps if violence was more the norm, cheating wouldn't occur so much. I don't think a lot of dudes would make a move on someone else's girl if they knew they didn't have the law to protect them from getting the shit kicked out of them. I know the only thing that's stopped me from taking this course of action is the risk of jail time.

It's precisely the nature of the beast at work within us.


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Re: You guys are funny [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #22094611 - 08/15/15 11:58 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Aminita you're right.  It seems to be the nature of the beast. And women don't have to do much but sit back and pick and choose.

I don't think you should catch flack for what you said you put it very well. In that humans are bound by their DNA. It's what got us to where we are now.

You know what gets me is that everybody else would have you believe that is not the case. How the hell does one move past bitterness and resentment then. If I say women suck, women and men say that guys a loser. But if you say men suck they say ok tell it to these other 100 people in a classroom.

In that way it is very funny to see the same thing pop up in relationships forums. Surely it would be acceptable to just acknowledge she's a cheating whore, and the next one will be too. But nobody is allowed to say that, and other men wouldnt believe it anyway.


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Re: You guys are funny [Re: LackToast]
    #22094898 - 08/15/15 01:40 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

True but I believe it's still equal in society regarding men and women. Most of the cheaters I know have been men. But lately a lot of women have been cheating that I've seen. It seems like it stems bc it's readily available to a man to cheat, from willing women taken or not, and it's usually due to need of attention from women.

I don't mind calling out a woman or a man that is a whore or cheater. It's def not the only aspect of their personality, sure, but if it's the truth then that's that.

Equality for all. Even with our personal flaws. Each person should be held accountable and the playing field seems kind of the same from over my way.

I actually had a friend, who was male and cheated on, who claimed that ALL people would cheat if the circumstances were right. Even him, after being cheated on, would cheat on his current awesome girlfriend, if given the right circumstances. That's just too jaded for me tho.


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Re: You guys are funny [Re: pachoo]
    #22097260 - 08/16/15 01:34 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I think it might have something to do with the fact that women cheating (to the extent they now do) is a relatively recent phenomenon in our society. Bear in mind that a hundred years ago men and women didn't have very equal rights, and men were often the earners whilst women were often the carers.

This meant that by being caught out cheating, a woman would have far more to lose than a man. Now, with increasing equality in terms of independence and earning potential, women have far less to lose.


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