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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Patlal's election campaign!
#22091784 - 08/14/15 03:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Dear Shrromery.
If elected I shall
- Set clear moderator rules. No more bullshit. No more favoritism. No more unfair treatment. - I would delete 90% of these user created bullshit forums that only take space for no reason. - I will moderate the moderators. - I would ad the Thumbs down option to posts - No more opting out of ratings! - Weekly website contests for free one month supporter account - Monthly website contest for 6 months supporter account - Veterans will get special discounts on Shroomery merchandise - The sponsor list will indicate the countries they ship products too. - I would create a legal aid forum with useful links for every state and province - I would create a GoFundMe system within the website should people want to contribute to the causes of others. - Bring back the chat rooms! - I would stretch the Pubs 1st page to 50 threads in order to give a fair chance to more threads. - I will ad achievements to unlock - Their will frequently be arcade game challenges - Popular games will be added - The sex of the user will be displayed under your user name (opt out available) These are my first set of promises. I'll add some more if I get other brilliant ideas.
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zappaisgod
horrid asshole


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Re: Patlal's election campaign! [Re: Patlal]
#22091801 - 08/14/15 04:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Where are the chickens?
You're Canadian. You are moot.
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larry.fisherman
shoulda died already



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Re: Patlal's election campaign! [Re: Patlal] 1
#22091809 - 08/14/15 04:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm afraid I can't vote for a squirrell murderer.
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SirShroomsAlott
Howdy



Registered: 05/15/14
Posts: 6,945
Loc: United States
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Re: Patlal's election campaign! [Re: Patlal] 1
#22091811 - 08/14/15 04:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Zappa has had my vote since the first poll and I don't even know what his policies are or if he is even running. Down with Patlal!
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zappaisgod
horrid asshole


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SirShroomsAlott said: Zappa has had my vote since the first poll and I don't even know what his policies are or if he is even running. Down with Patlal!
This is how most Americans vote. I'm a shoo in.
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SirShroomsAlott
Howdy



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Re: Patlal's election campaign! [Re: zappaisgod]
#22091835 - 08/14/15 04:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: This is how most Americans vote
The sad part is the truth in that statement, but I've seen a lot of the things you argue/debate on here and at least 95% of the time I agree with everything you say, so that's good enough for me
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zappaisgod
horrid asshole


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95% is pretty much the absolute most anybody could get. You are a brilliant, discerning individual with a high degree of intelligence and impeccable acumen.
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clock_of_omens
razzle them dazzle them


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Re: Patlal's election campaign! [Re: Patlal] 1
#22091960 - 08/14/15 04:40 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I thought this was the shroomery party for the actual elections. Why is everyone's campaign about what they will do on the shroomery. There is a real life out there guys.
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Niffla



Registered: 06/09/08
Posts: 46,485
Loc: Texas
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Re: Patlal's election campaign! [Re: Patlal]
#22091971 - 08/14/15 04:46 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Patlal said:

Dear Shrromery.
If elected I shall
- Set clear moderator rules. No more bullshit. No more favoritism. No more unfair treatment. - Fairness in punishment. No matter the offense. You get caught once, you get 3 days entire website. 2nd time: 1 week entire website. 3rd time: 1 month, entire website. 4th: Lifetime ban (willing to change this if most do not agree) - I would delete 90% of these user created bullshit forums that only take space for no reason. - I will moderate the moderators. - I would ad the Thumbs down option to posts - No more opting out of ratings! - Weekly website contests for free one month supporter account - Monthly website contest for 6 months supporter account - Veterans will get special discounts on Shroomery merchandise - The sponsor list will indicate the countries they ship products too. - I would create a legal aid forum with useful links for every state and province - I would create a GoFundMe system within the website should people want to contribute to the causes of others. - Bring back the chat rooms! - I would stretch the Pubs 1st page to 50 threads in order to give a fair chance to more threads. - I will ad achievements to unlock - Their will frequently be arcade game challenges - Popular games will be added - The sex of the user will be displayed under your user name (opt out available) These are my first set of promises. I'll add some more if I get other brilliant ideas.

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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: Patlal's election campaign! [Re: Niffla]
#22092239 - 08/14/15 06:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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There are 8 replies to this thread as of yet, but there's a room next door with thousands of people supporting me that couldnt get in here.
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zappaisgod
horrid asshole


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Re: Patlal's election campaign! [Re: Patlal] 1
#22092248 - 08/14/15 06:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Another Canadian crybaby
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koods
Ribbit



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Re: Patlal's election campaign! [Re: zappaisgod] 3
#22092314 - 08/14/15 06:36 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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koods said: VOTE
 KOODS I'll lift up my shirt!
Patlal you gotta appeal to their basest instincts. Try this:
VOTE
 PATLAL I'll show you what I look like!
Edited by koods (08/14/15 06:43 PM)
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Gottaloveacid
Weedbass



Registered: 10/20/14
Posts: 3,421
Loc: Colorado, USA
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Re: Patlal's election campaign! [Re: Patlal]
#22092660 - 08/14/15 08:37 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Patlal said:
- Fairness in punishment. No matter the offense. You get caught once, you get 3 days entire website. 2nd time: 1 week entire website. 3rd time: 1 month, entire website. 4th: Lifetime ban (willing to change this if most do not agree)
If you get rid of this, I will vote for you.
Professor Pussy for Shroomery President!
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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


Registered: 01/22/03
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Re: Patlal's election campaign! [Re: koods]
#22092671 - 08/14/15 08:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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koods said:
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koods said: VOTE
 KOODS I'll lift up my shirt!
Patlal you gotta appeal to their basest instincts. Try this:
VOTE
 PATLAL I'll show you what I look like!
I've seen him... he's beautiful
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madmodder
Trip More Drink Less


Registered: 08/26/14
Posts: 15,144
Loc: fuk zone
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Re: Patlal's election campaign! [Re: zappaisgod]
#22092682 - 08/14/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Gottaloveacid
Weedbass



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Re: Patlal's election campaign! [Re: koods]
#22092694 - 08/14/15 08:44 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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koods
Ribbit



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Re: Patlal's election campaign! [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22092695 - 08/14/15 08:45 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
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koods said:
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koods said: VOTE
 KOODS I'll lift up my shirt!
Patlal you gotta appeal to their basest instincts. Try this:
VOTE
 PATLAL I'll show you what I look like!
I've seen him... he's beautiful
Me too. You need to stop drinking so much
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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


Registered: 01/22/03
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Re: Patlal's election campaign! [Re: koods]
#22092714 - 08/14/15 08:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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it's the drugs and the free handies from canadians
I had my eyes closed
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Shroomslip
Architekt



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Quote:
SirShroomsAlott said:
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zappaisgod said: This is how most Americans vote
The sad part is the truth in that statement, but I've seen a lot of the things you argue/debate on here and at least 95% of the time I agree with everything you say, so that's good enough for me 
Me too, but I'd still like know his stance on gun control before I vote for him.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: Patlal's election campaign! [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22093826 - 08/15/15 07:33 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
I've seen him... he's beautiful
I am purty aren't I?
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