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Re: so what do think the pyramids of giza were made for? [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22099795 - 08/16/15 06:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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as for other shit, rods coated in gold would work, maybe thats what those gold masks are for, you put them on someone then zap them with electricity, its the Egyptian form of electrocution, thats it, the pyramids were PRISONS where they sent people to die
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Re: so what do think the pyramids of giza were made for? [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22099797 - 08/16/15 06:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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makaveli8x8 said: if they were using it for electrolysis to create gas or whatever they wouldn't even need wires at all, just drop them in the water
with that they make an explosive gas. hard to power a light from an explosion, thought that will create a lot of light for a short period, maybe they stored the extra light in those clay jars to keep the light from escaping
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Re: so what do think the pyramids of giza were made for? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22099821 - 08/16/15 06:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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who said anything about light? my theory was they were creating gas for weather balloons which is how they gathered all the information about the planets and calender stuff, and for traveling via giant ballons as big as montana.
however that being said ill defend gas lightbulbs by saying in highschool our science teacher showed us how gas worked by filling a tube with gas that had tiny holes in it, then you light it, no explosion, just a flame....aka a light bulb for really really really old people
so as far as tubes go, based on the complex masks they made id venture to guess a tube isn't a problem, getting gas into it, most likely difficult but not at all impossible and ill give them the benifit of that doubt that they could have done that as well
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Re: so what do think the pyramids of giza were made for? [Re: makaveli8x8]
#22099829 - 08/16/15 06:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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hell maybe all they did was put a glass shell ontop those batteries filled with water, with holes at the top, if they mearly managed a water tight seal around the glass to battery, they have a light bulb right there. water in contact with battery terminals.
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Re: so what do think the pyramids of giza were made for? [Re: zZZz] 1
#22099834 - 08/16/15 06:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Giant vaping devices for DMT
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Re: so what do think the pyramids of giza were made for? [Re: nicechrisman]
#22100097 - 08/16/15 07:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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makaveli talking to himself
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Re: so what do think the pyramids of giza were made for? [Re: nicechrisman]
#22100513 - 08/16/15 09:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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nicechrisman said: Giant vaping devices for DMT
I usually have a ton dropped off into a active volcano and stand over it
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Re: so what do think the pyramids of giza were made for? [Re: Eggtimer]
#22100584 - 08/16/15 09:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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i think that the pyramids were sets of vaginal dilators for huge freaky aliens with alien vaginismus
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Re: so what do think the pyramids of giza were made for? [Re: ballsalsa]
#22100812 - 08/16/15 10:50 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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why does it always have to come back to aliens and it cant simply be a slutty slut slutting around and trying to impress the jewslaves with her skilz
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Re: so what do think the pyramids of giza were made for? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22100834 - 08/16/15 10:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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nah bro. huge freaky aliens squatted down onto those things for both medical and recreational purposes.
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Re: so what do think the pyramids of giza were made for? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22100835 - 08/16/15 10:57 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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because human women don't like sand in their vagina, but aliens ones like it, the extra friction helps them get off
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Re: so what do think the pyramids of giza were made for? [Re: zZZz]
#22100939 - 08/16/15 11:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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i think they were/are times machines made to travel through time and make to the year 2015.
the grateful dead tripped in giza and they said it was apparently a space ship, and i think they me right too.
I think they're just really blingy headstones. Apparently they were originally plated with marble and topped with a shining gold capstone, so its shine could be seen from miles away. Really gaudy stuff.
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Re: so what do think the pyramids of giza were made for? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
#22101024 - 08/16/15 11:31 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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they look like giant orange juicers to me.
orange juice has to come from somewhere.
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Re: so what do think the pyramids of giza were made for? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
#22101154 - 08/17/15 12:31 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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BlindSophist said:
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zZZz said:

i think they were/are times machines made to travel through time and make to the year 2015.
the grateful dead tripped in giza and they said it was apparently a space ship, and i think they me right too.
I think they're just really blingy headstones. Apparently they were originally plated with marble and topped with a shining gold capstone, so its shine could be seen from miles away. Really gaudy stuff.
Agreed, but you gotta realize, these tombs are pretty pimp.
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#22101600 - 08/17/15 06:14 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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 Don't forget Tut RhymZ! Poor bastard fell victim to a gang war before he could amass much pyramid bling. Or maybe that was Tutpac.
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Re: so what do think the pyramids of giza were made for? [Re: koraks]
#22101604 - 08/17/15 06:18 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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The Pyramids are clearly some kind of energy machine. Perhaps for transformation of consciousness, as an afterlife springboard port, as part of a global energy grid and/or a spiritual temple that created the right energetic conditions for all kinds of spiritual transformation.
The thought that they were built as a giant tomb is utter and complete nonsense.
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Re: so what do think the pyramids of giza were made for? [Re: KauaiOrca]
#22101628 - 08/17/15 06:33 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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People on the tomb side have evidence, tons of evidence, and you have none.
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Re: so what do think the pyramids of giza were made for? [Re: Apollyphelion]
#22101649 - 08/17/15 06:44 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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hey apolly are you gonna do more of those rube goldberg tutorials?
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Re: so what do think the pyramids of giza were made for? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#22101653 - 08/17/15 06:46 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I do want to I need to carefully plan what I am going to next I'm also mega camera shy in a way that's the biggest obstacle in a way I think everything I'm saying is ultra retarded.
maybe it will be on Levers in general and my long term plan is to make a How to build a Rube Goldberg series after I teach people all these little tricks and necessary details meant to build them with.
Why, yre you gonna mek a rube?!
Also, keep in mind the new machine will be out in a couple hours! Its a 30 second one, but super sweet and fast like lightining
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