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Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears
    #22088695 - 08/13/15 07:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3196341/Japanese-boxer-24-bursts-lawyer-s-office-cuts-42-year-old-man-s-penis-garden-shears-flushes-organ-toilet-discovering-wife-s-affair.html

His lawyer, to be exact. Apparently his attorney was fucking his wife, and well, he found about it.

Doesn't look like he handled the news all that well.


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: Niffla]
    #22088702 - 08/13/15 07:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:feelsbadman:

That's some pretty OG shit. I hate lawyers so...

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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #22088708 - 08/13/15 07:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I would like to get enlil's opinion on this.


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: nooneman]
    #22088712 - 08/13/15 07:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

for those who pass on reading the link

he also tossed homey's dick into the toilet and flushed it


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: Niffla]
    #22088719 - 08/13/15 07:26 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Well if you're going to cut off someone's dick don't half ass it I guess. If you're going to do something do it right I guess.


Edited by nooneman (08/13/15 07:27 PM)


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: Niffla]
    #22088726 - 08/13/15 07:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Man this thread gets me so fucking hard


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: Niffla]
    #22088730 - 08/13/15 07:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:daaamn:
This is why you do not fuck married people (or anyone in a relationship for that matter). You never know what the cheated on partner will do when they find out. Wonder if he still thinks the pussy was worth it.


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22088742 - 08/13/15 07:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Probably the last pussy the lawyer will ever enjoy..

I wonder if they ever recovered the detachable dick... He'll  probably end up with a robo penis or some weird inflatable prosthetic


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22088752 - 08/13/15 07:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Wonder if he still thinks the pussy was worth it.




:canthelpbutlaugh:

man I really hope for his sake that the chick's pussy was straight fire

would suck to see your cock go out like that over some mediocre, nothing to write home about pussy


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: Detached]
    #22088756 - 08/13/15 07:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Detached said:
He'll  probably end up with a robo penis or some weird inflatable prosthetic




He probably just won't have a dick for the rest of his life.


Edited by nooneman (08/13/15 07:33 PM)


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: nooneman]
    #22088761 - 08/13/15 07:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

If they can grow a ear of a rat, why can't they grow a dick?


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: Niffla]
    #22088766 - 08/13/15 07:34 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

This is why you need a 2nd amendment.


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: Detached] * 1
    #22088768 - 08/13/15 07:34 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Because no one wants rats running around with human cocks attached to them.


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: Niffla]
    #22088801 - 08/13/15 07:45 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

well i've heard japanese culture are pretty serious about the whole marital thing, doesnt surprise me one bit


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: zZZz]
    #22088814 - 08/13/15 07:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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well i've heard japanese culture are pretty serious about the whole marital thing, doesnt surprise me one bit




Happened a few years ago in Peru, too. Dude was cheating on his wife so she cut his dick off. Flushed that one, too.


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #22088831 - 08/13/15 07:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

ure suppose flush ur piss down the toilet not ur dick/pussy :facepalm:


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: zZZz]
    #22088848 - 08/13/15 07:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

yikes. dude's lucky he didn't bleed out.
I am pretty sure they can do penis transplants nowadays, or grow them with stem cells, I mean it's 2015.


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: Niffla]
    #22088895 - 08/13/15 08:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Niffla said:
His lawyer, to be exact. Apparently his attorney was fucking his wife, and well, he found about it.

Doesn't look like he handled the news all that well.





we need a picture of the wife to determine the validity of this statement


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: pirate-blues]
    #22088907 - 08/13/15 08:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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yikes. dude's lucky he didn't bleed out.
I am pretty sure they can do penis transplants nowadays, or grow them with stem cells, I mean it's 2015.



If they could do that then they would also be able to re-attach limbs that are cut off but I have not heard of something like it


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: WAN]
    #22088923 - 08/13/15 08:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Definitely pretty sure that they can do a penile transplant now.

And they can re-attach arms/hands if you manage to get the missing appendage to the docs in time.


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: WAN]
    #22088925 - 08/13/15 08:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i've heard peeps using stem cells to grow human ears from rats or sum shit and implanting them into human beings


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22088930 - 08/13/15 08:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)



what a bummer, man


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: pirate-blues]
    #22088936 - 08/13/15 08:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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Definitely pretty sure that they can do a penile transplant now.

And they can re-attach arms/hands if you manage to get the missing appendage to the docs in time.



all functions of said severed body part are preserved?


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: WAN]
    #22088950 - 08/13/15 08:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Not always, but with the right conditions it can happen - it's a really small window of time, and everything has to go right with the healing process. Not to mention the rehabilitation and PT is probably a beeeeyotch.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/448984/Man-has-severed-hand-reattached-after-it-is-kept-alive-on-his-foot-for-a-month

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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: pirate-blues]
    #22088958 - 08/13/15 08:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I think cutting a dude's cock off for fucking your girl is a little extreme

But them Japs are crazy people so it doesn't surprise me


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: Shroomslip] * 2
    #22088966 - 08/13/15 08:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Because no one wants rats running around with human cocks attached to them.





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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: WAN]
    #22088974 - 08/13/15 08:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

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yikes. dude's lucky he didn't bleed out.
I am pretty sure they can do penis transplants nowadays, or grow them with stem cells, I mean it's 2015.



If they could do that then they would also be able to re-attach limbs that are cut off but I have not heard of something like it




How about new hands?

http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/29/us/baltimore-boy-zion-harvey-first-double-hand-transplant-recipients/


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: Tantrika]
    #22089277 - 08/13/15 09:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

A transplant is all fine and dandy, but where are you gonna find a new dick if you can't get it stem-celled?

Besides having what could probably be some other dudes dick attached to you; who is really scoring at that point? You or the dude who's dick got given to you?

Sort of want to leave "donate my dick" into my will so my bone can live on without me :hairmetal:


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: lood_dood]
    #22089313 - 08/13/15 09:43 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

From some dead guy probs. Or they'll grow them in labs.

Or this will create a new demand for penises and thus, a whole new industry and black market, and instead of illegally harvesting kidneys, you'll wake up in a tub of ice wondering where your dick went.
That's only if rich dudes with small penises would pay ridiculous amounts of money for transplants and there would be a demand for them, and only if they were functional I guess.


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: lood_dood]
    #22089320 - 08/13/15 09:45 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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A transplant is all fine and dandy, but where are you gonna find a new dick if you can't get it stem-celled?

Besides having what could probably be some other dudes dick attached to you; who is really scoring at that point? You or the dude who's dick got given to you?


Sort of want to leave "donate my dick" into my will so my bone can live on without me :hairmetal:




http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2993555/World-s-PENIS-transplant-Man-21-organ-restored-amputated-botched-circumcision.html

They reconnect the nerves and even if it is someone else's dick scoring, it's still me feeling it.
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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: pirate-blues]
    #22089328 - 08/13/15 09:47 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

irrelevant, but kinda relevant too, there;s an interesting documentary about penises or some shit titled "unhung hero". was pretty interesting and funny.


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: zZZz]
    #22090336 - 08/14/15 08:26 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I watched it.  Some guy got dumped by his girlfriend and she told him it was because he had a tiny dick.  So he went around interviewing lots of people, including his own fucking mother, about how small is too small.  Pretty funny


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: lood_dood]
    #22090375 - 08/14/15 08:46 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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pirate-blues said:
Definitely pretty sure that they can do a penile transplant now.

And they can re-attach arms/hands if you manage to get the missing appendage to the docs in time.



Quote:

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A transplant is all fine and dandy, but where are you gonna find a new dick if you can't get it stem-celled?

Besides having what could probably be some other dudes dick attached to you; who is really scoring at that point? You or the dude who's dick got given to you?

Sort of want to leave "donate my dick" into my will so my bone can live on without me :hairmetal:




I retract my organ donor consent.


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: Sun King]
    #22090400 - 08/14/15 08:58 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

How cool would it have been if the Jap cut the other dudes dick off with a samurai?


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #22090402 - 08/14/15 08:59 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Looks like enlil has a twin now


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