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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: WAN]
#22088925 - 08/13/15 08:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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i've heard peeps using stem cells to grow human ears from rats or sum shit and implanting them into human beings
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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22088930 - 08/13/15 08:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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 what a bummer, man
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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: pirate-blues]
#22088936 - 08/13/15 08:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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pirate-blues said: Definitely pretty sure that they can do a penile transplant now.
And they can re-attach arms/hands if you manage to get the missing appendage to the docs in time.
all functions of said severed body part are preserved?
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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: WAN]
#22088950 - 08/13/15 08:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Not always, but with the right conditions it can happen - it's a really small window of time, and everything has to go right with the healing process. Not to mention the rehabilitation and PT is probably a beeeeyotch.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/448984/Man-has-severed-hand-reattached-after-it-is-kept-alive-on-his-foot-for-a-month
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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: pirate-blues]
#22088958 - 08/13/15 08:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I think cutting a dude's cock off for fucking your girl is a little extreme
But them Japs are crazy people so it doesn't surprise me
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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: Shroomslip] 2
#22088966 - 08/13/15 08:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: Because no one wants rats running around with human cocks attached to them.
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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: WAN]
#22088974 - 08/13/15 08:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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WAN said:
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pirate-blues said: yikes. dude's lucky he didn't bleed out. I am pretty sure they can do penis transplants nowadays, or grow them with stem cells, I mean it's 2015.
If they could do that then they would also be able to re-attach limbs that are cut off but I have not heard of something like it
How about new hands?
http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/29/us/baltimore-boy-zion-harvey-first-double-hand-transplant-recipients/
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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: Tantrika]
#22089277 - 08/13/15 09:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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A transplant is all fine and dandy, but where are you gonna find a new dick if you can't get it stem-celled?
Besides having what could probably be some other dudes dick attached to you; who is really scoring at that point? You or the dude who's dick got given to you?
Sort of want to leave "donate my dick" into my will so my bone can live on without me
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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: lood_dood]
#22089313 - 08/13/15 09:43 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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From some dead guy probs. Or they'll grow them in labs.
Or this will create a new demand for penises and thus, a whole new industry and black market, and instead of illegally harvesting kidneys, you'll wake up in a tub of ice wondering where your dick went. That's only if rich dudes with small penises would pay ridiculous amounts of money for transplants and there would be a demand for them, and only if they were functional I guess.
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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: lood_dood]
#22089320 - 08/13/15 09:45 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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lood_dood said: A transplant is all fine and dandy, but where are you gonna find a new dick if you can't get it stem-celled?
Besides having what could probably be some other dudes dick attached to you; who is really scoring at that point? You or the dude who's dick got given to you?
Sort of want to leave "donate my dick" into my will so my bone can live on without me 
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2993555/World-s-PENIS-transplant-Man-21-organ-restored-amputated-botched-circumcision.html
They reconnect the nerves and even if it is someone else's dick scoring, it's still me feeling it.
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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: pirate-blues]
#22089328 - 08/13/15 09:47 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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irrelevant, but kinda relevant too, there;s an interesting documentary about penises or some shit titled "unhung hero". was pretty interesting and funny.
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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: zZZz]
#22090336 - 08/14/15 08:26 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I watched it. Some guy got dumped by his girlfriend and she told him it was because he had a tiny dick. So he went around interviewing lots of people, including his own fucking mother, about how small is too small. Pretty funny
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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: lood_dood]
#22090375 - 08/14/15 08:46 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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pirate-blues said: Definitely pretty sure that they can do a penile transplant now.
And they can re-attach arms/hands if you manage to get the missing appendage to the docs in time.
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lood_dood said: A transplant is all fine and dandy, but where are you gonna find a new dick if you can't get it stem-celled?
Besides having what could probably be some other dudes dick attached to you; who is really scoring at that point? You or the dude who's dick got given to you?
Sort of want to leave "donate my dick" into my will so my bone can live on without me 
I retract my organ donor consent.
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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: Sun King]
#22090400 - 08/14/15 08:58 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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How cool would it have been if the Jap cut the other dudes dick off with a samurai?
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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: Niffla] 1
#22090402 - 08/14/15 08:59 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Looks like enlil has a twin now
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