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Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears
    #22088695 - 08/13/15 07:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3196341/Japanese-boxer-24-bursts-lawyer-s-office-cuts-42-year-old-man-s-penis-garden-shears-flushes-organ-toilet-discovering-wife-s-affair.html

His lawyer, to be exact. Apparently his attorney was fucking his wife, and well, he found about it.

Doesn't look like he handled the news all that well.


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: Niffla]
    #22088702 - 08/13/15 07:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:feelsbadman:

That's some pretty OG shit. I hate lawyers so...

:kaneclap:


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #22088708 - 08/13/15 07:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I would like to get enlil's opinion on this.


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: nooneman]
    #22088712 - 08/13/15 07:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

for those who pass on reading the link

he also tossed homey's dick into the toilet and flushed it


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: Niffla]
    #22088719 - 08/13/15 07:26 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Well if you're going to cut off someone's dick don't half ass it I guess. If you're going to do something do it right I guess.


Edited by nooneman (08/13/15 07:27 PM)


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: Niffla]
    #22088726 - 08/13/15 07:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Man this thread gets me so fucking hard


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: Niffla]
    #22088730 - 08/13/15 07:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:daaamn:
This is why you do not fuck married people (or anyone in a relationship for that matter). You never know what the cheated on partner will do when they find out. Wonder if he still thinks the pussy was worth it.


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22088742 - 08/13/15 07:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Probably the last pussy the lawyer will ever enjoy..

I wonder if they ever recovered the detachable dick... He'll  probably end up with a robo penis or some weird inflatable prosthetic


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22088752 - 08/13/15 07:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
Wonder if he still thinks the pussy was worth it.




:canthelpbutlaugh:

man I really hope for his sake that the chick's pussy was straight fire

would suck to see your cock go out like that over some mediocre, nothing to write home about pussy


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: Detached]
    #22088756 - 08/13/15 07:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Detached said:
He'll  probably end up with a robo penis or some weird inflatable prosthetic




He probably just won't have a dick for the rest of his life.


Edited by nooneman (08/13/15 07:33 PM)


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: nooneman]
    #22088761 - 08/13/15 07:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

If they can grow a ear of a rat, why can't they grow a dick?


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: Niffla]
    #22088766 - 08/13/15 07:34 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

This is why you need a 2nd amendment.


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: Detached] * 1
    #22088768 - 08/13/15 07:34 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Because no one wants rats running around with human cocks attached to them.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: Niffla]
    #22088801 - 08/13/15 07:45 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

well i've heard japanese culture are pretty serious about the whole marital thing, doesnt surprise me one bit


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: zZZz]
    #22088814 - 08/13/15 07:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

zZZz said:
well i've heard japanese culture are pretty serious about the whole marital thing, doesnt surprise me one bit




Happened a few years ago in Peru, too. Dude was cheating on his wife so she cut his dick off. Flushed that one, too.


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #22088831 - 08/13/15 07:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

ure suppose flush ur piss down the toilet not ur dick/pussy :facepalm:


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: zZZz]
    #22088848 - 08/13/15 07:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

yikes. dude's lucky he didn't bleed out.
I am pretty sure they can do penis transplants nowadays, or grow them with stem cells, I mean it's 2015.


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: Niffla]
    #22088895 - 08/13/15 08:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Niffla said:
His lawyer, to be exact. Apparently his attorney was fucking his wife, and well, he found about it.

Doesn't look like he handled the news all that well.





we need a picture of the wife to determine the validity of this statement


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: pirate-blues]
    #22088907 - 08/13/15 08:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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pirate-blues said:
yikes. dude's lucky he didn't bleed out.
I am pretty sure they can do penis transplants nowadays, or grow them with stem cells, I mean it's 2015.



If they could do that then they would also be able to re-attach limbs that are cut off but I have not heard of something like it


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Re: Japanese boxer cuts a dude's dick off with garden shears [Re: WAN]
    #22088923 - 08/13/15 08:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Definitely pretty sure that they can do a penile transplant now.

And they can re-attach arms/hands if you manage to get the missing appendage to the docs in time.


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