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Re: Biggest Great White in the Ocean? [Re: Niffla]
    #22084420 - 08/13/15 01:43 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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http://www.newsmax.com/TheWire/great-white-shark-deep-blue/2015/08/12/id/669701/

Maybe, maybe not, but apparently it's the largest ever recorded.

- estimated to be 50 years old
- 20 feet long
- 5,000 pounds




with so much ocean unexplored I bet that's a small one


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Re: Biggest Great White in the Ocean? [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22084427 - 08/13/15 01:45 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i doubt that. given the current relationship between us and the ocean, i'm not surprised we haven't found a lot of sharks that size. it's not common for them to get to that size. there's been some reports of finding them just over 20ft in the past, but you hear about those in old shark hunting stories.


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Re: Biggest Great White in the Ocean? [Re: 404]
    #22084429 - 08/13/15 01:45 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

plus, white sharks aren't known to be in areas of the ocean at depths we haven't had a lot of experience exploring. iirc


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Re: Biggest Great White in the Ocean? [Re: 404]
    #22084447 - 08/13/15 01:51 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

chumming is gonna bring out every damned shark though.  its better to go to where you think the shark likes to be, and offer him what you know he wants (a good sized bonito or whitefish, or maybe a small shark of some kind)


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Re: Biggest Great White in the Ocean? [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22084543 - 08/13/15 02:27 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

go where their food source is. ie- seal populations and deep water


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Re: Biggest Great White in the Ocean? [Re: 404]
    #22084558 - 08/13/15 02:35 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Pretty sure they actually have a seal cutout tied to a rope, and they drag it behind boats in south africa.

http://www.barcroft.tv/great-white-shark-false-bay-south-africa


God, swimming across that bay is literal suicide if all it takes is a dragging a foam seal across the surface by boat.


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Re: Biggest Great White in the Ocean? [Re: pirate-blues]
    #22084563 - 08/13/15 02:36 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i think that was last year's shark week.


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Re: Biggest Great White in the Ocean? [Re: 404]
    #22088127 - 08/13/15 04:45 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i had a dream about sharks last night cuz of this thread..

i was swimming in the ocean or some shit and suddenly this huge shark shows up, i immediately shit my pants(in the dream.. thank gawd), but anyway what was interesting was that as soon as i spotted it i swam deep down into the ocean floor, and it couldn't get me there.. then i swam back up when it disappeared and i got the fuck out of the water pronto

i've had numerous dreams of swimming with sharks, sometimes it's alligators, or crocs, wutever, but as scared as i am i never seem to panic, and am usually able to make it out of the water unscathed..


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Re: Biggest Great White in the Ocean? [Re: zZZz]
    #22088141 - 08/13/15 04:50 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I had a dream last night I was a quarterback. I would have a receiver wide open 40 yards downfield...and I would cock back to launch the ball as far as I could -- and it would only go like 2 yards.

I played like an entire game in my dream. And each time I would try to throw it as hard as I could, so hard that I would damn near throw my arm out of socket...yet it would still only go like a fucking yard or two.

I bet my teammates in the dream wanted to beat my ass.

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Re: Biggest Great White in the Ocean? [Re: Niffla]
    #22088191 - 08/13/15 05:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

gravity is so interesting in the dream realm

it's like when u dream about fighting someone, u can never hit them no matter how hard u try, always feels like ur arms way a ton, or when u're walking on the side walk or sum shit, u feel as if ur feet are made of stone and every step takes every fiber of ur being..


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Re: Biggest Great White in the Ocean? [Re: zZZz]
    #22088198 - 08/13/15 05:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That is an alpha ass shark


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Re: Biggest Great White in the Ocean? [Re: zZZz]
    #22088212 - 08/13/15 05:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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gravity is so interesting in the dream realm

it's like when u dream about fighting someone, u can never hit them no matter how hard u try, always feels like ur arms way a ton, or when u're walking on the side walk or sum shit, u feel as if ur feet are made of stone and every step takes every fiber of ur being..




:lol:

Yep. Had lots of dreams where I was running from something, running as hard as I possibly fucking could -- but going like 0.2 MPH


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Re: Biggest Great White in the Ocean? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #22088218 - 08/13/15 05:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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That is an alpha ass shark




A human would be a fucking snack for that monster. Like a damn hot pocket. Or a lean pocket for that matter.


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Re: Biggest Great White in the Ocean? [Re: Niffla]
    #22088219 - 08/13/15 05:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i really hate when that happens, it's pure torture..


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Re: Biggest Great White in the Ocean? [Re: Niffla]
    #22088225 - 08/13/15 05:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Niffla said:
Quote:

The Doobie Dude said:
That is an alpha ass shark




A human would be a fucking snack for that monster. Like a damn hot pocket. Or a lean pocket for that matter.




or maybe like a burrito?..


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Re: Biggest Great White in the Ocean? [Re: zZZz]
    #22088227 - 08/13/15 05:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

speaking of burritos.. :strokebeard:


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Re: Biggest Great White in the Ocean? [Re: zZZz]
    #22088230 - 08/13/15 05:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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zZZz said:
Quote:

Niffla said:
Quote:

The Doobie Dude said:
That is an alpha ass shark




A human would be a fucking snack for that monster. Like a damn hot pocket. Or a lean pocket for that matter.




or maybe like a burrito?..




a taquito at best


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Re: Biggest Great White in the Ocean? [Re: Niffla]
    #22088277 - 08/13/15 05:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I'm sure there are larger great whites out there


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Re: Biggest Great White in the Ocean? [Re: highasfuk]
    #22088296 - 08/13/15 05:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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I'm sure there are larger great whites out there




Yeah I'm sure there are too.

71% of the world is water, with most of that being the ocean. And we study such a small fraction of it that we don't even scratch the surface.

That's a big ass great white -- but there's bigger out there.


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Re: Biggest Great White in the Ocean? [Re: Niffla]
    #22088320 - 08/13/15 05:34 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

ever been to universal studios?



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