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best friends ex
    #22081873 - 08/12/15 03:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

my best friends ex, K, is trying to fuck me. my friend is living in europe for the next 3-4 months. K already dated someone for at least a year after they broke up, but she is still really good friends w my friend. i think she is really sexx but ive been deflecting her advances because im not really sure where i stand on the best friends ex thing. im not at all interested in a relationship with her because i just finished going through a somewhat rough breakup (shes in the same boat and we are on the same page about this), but she is really kinky and shes been throwing down pretty hard. where is the line drawn?


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Re: best friends ex [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22081888 - 08/12/15 03:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Don't fuck her.


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Re: best friends ex [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22081894 - 08/12/15 03:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You draw it right down between her legs
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Don't fuck her.



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Re: best friends ex [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22081906 - 08/12/15 03:21 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: best friends ex [Re: ballsalsa] * 1
    #22081920 - 08/12/15 03:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I did this once, I even asked my friend if he was cool with it before I went through with it. Oddly, her name began with K too.

I wouldn't advise it. It caused loads of tension between my friend and I in the long run; to the point we're no longer friends. We fell out as I ended up marrying a girl he'd always fancied but had never got. That might not have been an issue if this earlier instance of shagging his ex had never occurred.

She was kinky as hell too, but terrible once it actually got to the sex.

IMO, definitely not worth it.


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Re: best friends ex [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #22082088 - 08/12/15 04:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

But the guy she just broke up w is such a doucher! And she was into me long before she ever dated my friend.

Plus you know what they always say, the best way to get over someone is to get under someone. She could use a proper dicking.

Then again, that Atmosphere song raises a good point.

But then again, Sluggo can be quite a wuss when it comes to women.

I think Im going to need more Shroomery input than this.


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Re: best friends ex [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22082339 - 08/12/15 05:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I had a hard and fast rule.  I did not fuck any of my friends' exes no matter what.  And some of them did come on to me pretty hard.  You know what?  I didn't lose any friends.  You said you don't want a relationship with the woman and do with man.  Don't do it.  Find somebody else to fuck.


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Re: best friends ex [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22082452 - 08/12/15 05:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
I had a hard and fast rule.  I did not fuck any of my friends' exes no matter what.  And some of them did come on to me pretty hard.  You know what?  I didn't lose any friends.



You raise some good points.. however:

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
You said you don't want a relationship with the woman and do with man.



They are both really good friends of mine. I dont want to date her. But I dont want to date my buddy either. :cool:

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
Find somebody else to fuck.



Well, K already introduced me to one of her friends. Then I fucked her brains out for 3 days straight & she told K how good it was. K was already all about it before but now she reallllllly wants it.

Is there really something wrong with helping her blow off some steam? :naughty:


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Re: best friends ex [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22082519 - 08/12/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Sounds like you've already made up your mind brother.


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Re: best friends ex [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22082621 - 08/12/15 06:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

zappaisgod said:
I had a hard and fast rule.  I did not fuck any of my friends' exes no matter what.  And some of them did come on to me pretty hard.  You know what?  I didn't lose any friends.



You raise some good points.. however:

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
You said you don't want a relationship with the woman and do with man.



They are both really good friends of mine. I dont want to date her. But I dont want to date my buddy either. :cool:

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
Find somebody else to fuck.



Well, K already introduced me to one of her friends. Then I fucked her brains out for 3 days straight & she told K how good it was. K was already all about it before but now she reallllllly wants it.

Is there really something wrong with helping her blow off some steam? :naughty:



Let her blow off steam with somebody else


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Re: best friends ex [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22082644 - 08/12/15 06:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

This is a bros before hoes situation, like others have said. You have to decide what matters more to you.


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Re: best friends ex [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #22082697 - 08/12/15 06:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Jokeshopbeard said:
Sounds like you've already made up your mind brother.




Hey, I can think with more than one head at a time.

I know what I want. At the same time, she's trying really hard. I'm not that easy.

Oh well, we already had plans to hit the club tonight.

:strokebeard:


Edited by Anonymous (08/12/15 08:16 PM)


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Re: best friends ex [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22083464 - 08/12/15 09:02 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Hit it and quit it and deny everything


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Re: best friends ex [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #22083525 - 08/12/15 09:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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The Doobie Dude said:
deny everything




Yeah, cause that sounds exactly like the way you'd wanna treat your best friend.


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Re: best friends ex [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #22083546 - 08/12/15 09:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

thats actually...not a bad plan. Deny everything. hold out under all scrutiny.  say that she's a liar and that she only said she banged you to get back at you because you told her no


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Re: best friends ex [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #22083602 - 08/12/15 09:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Hit it and quit it and deny everything



Genius.


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Re: best friends ex [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22083623 - 08/12/15 09:46 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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I had a hard and fast rule.  I did not fuck any of my friends' exes no matter what.  And some of them did come on to me pretty hard.  You know what?  I didn't lose any friends.  You said you don't want a relationship with the woman and do with man.  Don't do it.  Find somebody else to fuck.



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Plus, there's too many fish in the sea to wiggle your dick around in the same stink hole your buddy did.


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Re: best friends ex [Re: azur]
    #22083650 - 08/12/15 09:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Jesus, there's some serious fail going on in this thread.


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Re: best friends ex [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #22083772 - 08/12/15 10:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

If you go through with this youll fall out of touch with your friends and stir up trouble. To each his own.


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Re: best friends ex [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22083830 - 08/12/15 10:44 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
I had a hard and fast rule.  I did not fuck any of my friends' exes no matter what.  And some of them did come on to me pretty hard.  You know what?  I didn't lose any friends.  You said you don't want a relationship with the woman and do with man.  Don't do it.  Find somebody else to fuck.




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Re: best friends ex [Re: Arctic W. Fox]
    #22083846 - 08/12/15 10:47 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

What if you just stick in the tip...just to see what it feels like?


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Re: best friends ex [Re: azur]
    #22083942 - 08/12/15 11:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Some of you guys crack me up haha no I wouldn't deny anything or try to blackmail her if I did it -- I'm a dick not a fckin pussy

Quote:

azur said:
Plus, there's too many fish in the sea to wiggle your dick around in the same stink hole your buddy did.



Ha nah we always joke about double teaming girls, plus I'm pretty sure he wants to put it in my stinkhole.

But regardless I'm not going to do it -- she wants me to go stargazing w her instead of hitting the club and I told her nahhh I'm not about that holding hands looking at stars shit I'd rather shake my booty to phat beats and do K w sexy mamas.

And that was that. My friend prob wouldn't have cared if we did but I know he'd prefer it this way.

:strokebeard:


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Re: best friends ex [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22084006 - 08/12/15 11:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:seriousthumbsup: Twas the right choice man. Now you can do lines of Molly off other bitches tits without her getting pissed


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Re: best friends ex [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22086363 - 08/13/15 11:31 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Wait for your friend to get back then tag team her.


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Re: best friends ex [Re: kykeion]
    #22086380 - 08/13/15 11:35 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Good job being a good friend.


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