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Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread
#22078947 - 08/11/15 10:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Campaign Season starts now. Feel free to announce your candidacy here. Candidates, please PM me to ensure that your name is on the ballot. Elections will be held Saturday September 12th I thought it might be nice to have an Official thread for the candidates to lay out their campaign platforms. Lets hear some campaign promises.
Remember candidates, though this is the official campaign thread, anything you post in other threads between now and the election can be quoted out of context by your opponents and their supporters.
you can find the Official Opinion Poll Thread here: http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/22090950
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
#22078977 - 08/11/15 10:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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how about a shroomery debate night where posters can ask the candidates questions
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Niffla]
#22078997 - 08/11/15 10:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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the debate thread will come after Opinion Poll #3
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa] 1
#22079007 - 08/11/15 10:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm just here to kiss hands and shake babies.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: nicechrisman]
#22079064 - 08/11/15 10:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Zappa has already named his entire cabinet
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Niffla]
#22079073 - 08/11/15 10:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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When is Pedro announcing his candidacy?
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Niffla]
#22079079 - 08/11/15 10:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Most of those were other candidate nominees. plus, i'm thinking we should choose the running mate the old fashioned way, instead of letting ZIG choose for himself.(he does seem to be the heavy favorite; he'll probably win unless a dark horse comes outta nowhere)
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
#22079133 - 08/11/15 10:43 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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That Kid 2016
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The Pub needs straightenin' out, and I'm the man to do that!
You know it, I know it. So vote for me.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
#22079207 - 08/11/15 11:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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That Kid 2016
For a Better Pub
The Pub needs straightenin' out, and I'm the man to do that!
You know it, I know it. So vote for me.
solid presentation
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Niffla]
#22079408 - 08/11/15 11:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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vote for me and i promise to end all wars, such as those in the middle east, etc., and bring about world peace
and also i will kill osama bin laden
but i wont stop there
vote for me an i promise no more rule 4

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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: zZZz]
#22079411 - 08/11/15 11:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I vote for koods
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Gottaloveacid] 2
#22079421 - 08/11/15 11:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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koods is the enemy, he kills cute little bunnies for pleasure cuz he's a sick n twisted individual
vote for me and i promise to capture n kill koods
do it for the cute little bunnies!
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: zZZz]
#22082123 - 08/12/15 04:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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its hard to argue with cute little bunnies
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
#22082185 - 08/12/15 04:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ha. Have your silly election. I am the emperor ov these shroomery pages and protector ov Puerto Rico. I dust off my epaulettes with a plume ov pubber pubes.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
#22082193 - 08/12/15 04:26 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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here, have a pin vote for me 
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: zZZz]
#22082196 - 08/12/15 04:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Niffla]
#22082205 - 08/12/15 04:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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thanx man 
have a pin vote for me
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Niffla]
#22082208 - 08/12/15 04:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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zZZz is running the strongest campaign so far, but will it be enough to close the gap on ZIGs early lead?
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa] 2
#22082213 - 08/12/15 04:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I have nothing bad to say abou zZZZz. I don't punch down.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
#22082220 - 08/12/15 04:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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zZZz said: thanx man 
have a pin vote for me
slow your roll bro, lets see how you perform in the debates first
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shit's heating up
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: zappaisgod]
#22082223 - 08/12/15 04:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Hi, I'm BlindSophist. As you may or may not have noticed at some point, I basically kick ass. Well in November 2016, I want you to kick ass at the polls and get me elected so I can kick ass on America's problems. I pledge to you that as President, I will formally repudiate crooked cops without doing a thing about it and embarrass the shit out of all trans women living in stealth with my unpredictable behavior and violent mood swings.
[formal head shot to come]
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#22082225 - 08/12/15 04:34 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Niffla]
#22082233 - 08/12/15 04:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
#22082246 - 08/12/15 04:38 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Despite an early negative bias, BlindSophist has managed to hold her own on the beer topic. perhaps this is part of a strategy to close with the leaders?
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
#22082254 - 08/12/15 04:40 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/22081240
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SARAtonin said: Choose me, I carry.
On second thought why the hell am I on this poll?
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True enough! 
I do have the best platform by far out of anyone running, no clue why I'm not winning by a landslide...
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
#22082514 - 08/12/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Vote for me and I'll trade entitlement programs for drugs and hookers for everyone! :-|
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Bigbadwooof]
#22083192 - 08/12/15 08:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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2 hookers and an eightball. perhaps the best campaign promise ever
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa] 1
#22083410 - 08/12/15 08:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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ballsalsa said: 2 hookers and an eightball. perhaps the best campaign promise ever
What can I say, I'm the only candidate who cares. An 8 ball a day to every man, woman and child in America, plus an oz of 7 different marijuana strains of your choice, and everything Hunter S Thomson had on his list at the openning of fear and loathing.
We're going to fund important research to cross-pharmacologize methamphetamine and viagra into a drug that, when injected directly into the penis, makes your dick hard for 9 days worth of hooker fucking.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Bigbadwooof]
#22083426 - 08/12/15 08:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
#22085574 - 08/13/15 09:52 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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how do you guys like my stylish new pin?
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa] 2
#22086238 - 08/13/15 11:14 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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That's a pin? I'm sorry, I thought it was a shit stain.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Sophistic Radiance] 2
#22087697 - 08/13/15 03:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I have added a new platform to my campaign-- the total annexation of Mexico, through force if necessary.
Next fall, take the third path, and invade Mexico. Vote BlindSophist 2016
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Bigbadwooof]
#22088663 - 08/13/15 07:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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ballsalsa said: 2 hookers and an eightball. perhaps the best campaign promise ever
What can I say, I'm the only candidate who cares. An 8 ball a day to every man, woman and child in America, plus an oz of 7 different marijuana strains of your choice, and everything Hunter S Thomson had on his list at the openning of fear and loathing.
We're going to fund important research to cross-pharmacologize methamphetamine and viagra into a drug that, when injected directly into the penis, makes your dick hard for 9 days worth of hooker fucking.
Yeah, about Mexico. I'd like to add something to my platform also. We're going to conquer and enslave Mexico, forcing them to produce the drugs to sustain our habits.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Bigbadwooof]
#22089534 - 08/13/15 11:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Shroomism said: That's been my experience as well. Those fuckers work their asses off and never complain. You stick most white people in the same job and they are bitching all day long most of the time and moping around complaining about how their legs hurt. I respect them for their hardcore work ethic. They do what it takes.
What racist bullshit. First of, you work IT. What makes you an expert oon manual labore employment? Second of all when I started all the Americans worked harder than all the illegals I see today. It is your generation that are spoiled brats who don't want to hustle and won't get dirty. It has nothing to do with immigration status. They'd rather live with their parents and be on assistance.
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/22085627
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
#22089621 - 08/13/15 11:40 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Can we do early voting .
As thr democratic saying goes vote early vote often.
Is zappa the doland trump of the shroomery.
I so much reading to do..
We should only let members who have been here at least 6 months be allowes to vote. We need to ensure a real election .
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
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Shroomism said: That's been my experience as well. Those fuckers work their asses off and never complain. You stick most white people in the same job and they are bitching all day long most of the time and moping around complaining about how their legs hurt. I respect them for their hardcore work ethic. They do what it takes.
What racist bullshit. First of, you work IT. What makes you an expert oon manual labore employment? Second of all when I started all the Americans worked harder than all the illegals I see today. It is your generation that are spoiled brats who don't want to hustle and won't get dirty. It has nothing to do with immigration status. They'd rather live with their parents and be on assistance.
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/22085627
Is this stance going to help or hurt ZIG in the Primary Race?
You Decide
Zap is right. This is a load of horse shit. I've worked with hard working Mexicans, and Mexicans that were lazy as fuck. I've worked with hard working white people, and white people who were lazy as fuck. They're all just people. This line is total horse shit though.
Also, when I said we would enslave Mexico, it was not meant to be personal, or racist. It's just the only way for me to uphold my other campaign promises. However, if you're a Republican, it was actually racist at heart *wink wink*.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Bigbadwooof]
#22089730 - 08/14/15 12:41 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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All the other candidates can suck it.
Vote for me.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
#22089749 - 08/14/15 12:53 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Vote for me.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa] 1
#22089793 - 08/14/15 01:29 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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i want to be shroomery president of america
ray of sunshine. all the time. 
ima people person and plus also a good problem solver. i know what's important and promise to tell you to shut the fuck up when it isn't. it would be nice having someone who is so transparent. who understands life that knows how to balance empathy with the opposite of empathy. im considerate and honest. plus too I never say anything behind a persons back i wouldnt and dont already say to their face. I promise to be honest and tell you that your thoughts & feelings are insignificant, stupid or ridiculous. I have conviction in my character and I dont make friends or attempt to gain anything from people, for personal or otherwise. I have zero need to be accepted or even liked. people who care what others think should never be trusted. they alter their opinions and change their beliefs depending on whos around them at any given moment.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: sprinkles]
#22089797 - 08/14/15 01:31 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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sprinkles said: i want to be shroomery president of america
ray of sunshine. all the time. 
ima people person and plus also a good problem solver. i know what's important and promise to tell you to shut the fuck up when it isn't. it would be nice having someone who is so transparent. who understands life that knows how to balance empathy with the opposite of empathy. im considerate and honest. plus too I never say anything behind a persons back i wouldnt and dont already say to their face. I promise to be honest and tell you that your thoughts & feelings are insignificant, stupid or ridiculous. I have conviction in my character and I dont make friends or attempt to gain anything from people, for personal or otherwise. I have zero need to be accepted or even liked. people who care what others think should never be trusted. they alter their opinions and change their beliefs depending on whos around them at any given moment.
yay! sprinkles miss compassionate 2016!
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: sprinkles]
#22089815 - 08/14/15 01:45 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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ballsalsa said: how do you guys like my stylish new pin?
It's awesome mang 
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ThatKidWithTheFace said: All the other candidates can suck it.
Vote for me.
Uve got it all wrong my friend, it is U who can suck it zZZz2016 ftw!
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sprinkles said: i want to be shroomery president of america
ray of sunshine. all the time. 
ima people person and plus also a good problem solver. i know what's important and promise to tell you to shut the fuck up when it isn't. it would be nice having someone who is so transparent. who understands life that knows how to balance empathy with the opposite of empathy. im considerate and honest. plus too I never say anything behind a persons back i wouldnt and dont already say to their face. I promise to be honest and tell you that your thoughts & feelings are insignificant, stupid or ridiculous. I have conviction in my character and I dont make friends or attempt to gain anything from people, for personal or otherwise. I have zero need to be accepted or even liked. people who care what others think should never be trusted. they alter their opinions and change their beliefs depending on whos around them at any given moment.
yay! sprinkles miss compassionate 2016!
I don't believe I saw u on the roster.. but If I'm voting for anyone it's def gonna be u
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#22089823 - 08/14/15 01:49 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Btw I'd like to give a shout out to ballsalsa for making this all happen, and for all the work hes put in this thing ,
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: zZZz]
#22089843 - 08/14/15 02:03 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: zZZz]
#22089869 - 08/14/15 02:22 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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a roster? is barbara bush on there?
hey listen, we all have to encourage one another to do our best, and be the best people we can in order to compete with other nations that outnumber us and making it harder to compete in the world. china isnt wasting time teaching useless shit like drama, theater, or art. makes people more dramatic and stupid is not on their top list of priorities. Our males are having trouble even deciding what gender they want to be while others are pounding math and science courses. we get to pound caiylyn jenner and transexuals down our throats until we accept it as normal. While also pounding and cupcakes and insulin. I dont see many fat ass asians now that i think of it. fuck we are doomed. may as well shave your adams apple and go play dress up at this point. We care more about what a man does with his appearance than if he just committed manslaughter and killed a woman. this is why i hate people, and why i pray for natural disasters.

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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: sprinkles]
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: zZZz]
#22089904 - 08/14/15 02:48 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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sry. election years get me fired up.
i have been in rant mode all week cause i have a period. plus too im not having a fun time in life. at the moment it is being unpleasant. combine that with chronic pain and acute pain on top of that. those things plus emotional garbage i dont want to deal with at all seriously makes me want to kill people so much more than normal.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: sprinkles]
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No need to apologize, u make some good points, and u have a unique way of looking at ife
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: zZZz]
#22089935 - 08/14/15 03:19 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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negative life experiences and my job has made me desensitized and a cynical person. and being raised by a crazy person helped too im sure. People see the world the way they want to and dont know shit. I feel like its my job to say something to correct and condem them.
there is a hispanic kid that comes over and kinda works around here and i wanna be like "hey &^%$^&^, i wish people would have told me this when i was a kid because i wouldnt be such a pudding eater had known better" but I don't.
I'll have my chance to brainwash some unwanted spastic children if i adopt some in a few years. they will carry the message and accomplish what i cant.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: sprinkles]
#22089941 - 08/14/15 03:23 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm listening
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa] 2
#22091211 - 08/14/15 01:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I've said it once and I will say it again...
I promise that if I am elected mankind will become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy. Then the liberated Old Ones will teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom!!!
... Because unlike some of the other candidates I don't flip flop on my stances.
A vote for me is a vote that very well might usher in a new dark age.
1000 years of darkness 2015!
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: SARAtonin]
#22091419 - 08/14/15 02:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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You callin' me a flip flopper? 'Cause I'll find out where you live.
and we'll have a nice beer or two
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
#22091549 - 08/14/15 02:45 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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My campaign speech:
You want me as your leader, otherwise, one of you will have to stay sober to guide the ship...and that would suck.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Enlil]
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I am not entirely sure sobriety is either required or desired.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: sprinkles]
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sprinkles said: negative life experiences and my job has made me desensitized and a cynical person. and being raised by a crazy person helped too im sure. People see the world the way they want to and dont know shit. I feel like its my job to say something to correct and condem them.
there is a hispanic kid that comes over and kinda works around here and i wanna be like "hey &^%$^&^, i wish people would have told me this when i was a kid because i wouldnt be such a pudding eater had known better" but I don't.
I'll have my chance to brainwash some unwanted spastic children if i adopt some in a few years. they will carry the message and accomplish what i cant.
That's all fine; I think that's what Bush Sr. did with Desert Storm... Shit happens.
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And now, I think we've encountered the crux of the problem, America. I leave our livelihood in your capable hands...
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: zappaisgod]
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zappaisgod said: You callin' me a flip flopper? 'Cause I'll find out where you live.
and we'll have a nice beer or two
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Enlil]
#22092042 - 08/14/15 05:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Enlil said: My campaign speech:
You want me as your leader, otherwise, one of you will have to stay sober to guide the ship...and that would suck.
No, You want me as your leader, as I will ensure that I will not stay sober
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: zappaisgod]
#22092067 - 08/14/15 05:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: I am not entirely sure sobriety is either required or desired.
This is exactly the premise of my campaign, sir.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Bigbadwooof]
#22092093 - 08/14/15 05:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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VOTE
 KOODS I'll lift up my shirt!
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: koods]
#22092101 - 08/14/15 05:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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VOTE
 KOODS I'll put some pants on!
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: koods]
#22092110 - 08/14/15 05:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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You guys are all running tight campaigns so far. I seriously don't know who to vote for now.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
#22092115 - 08/14/15 05:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Everybody says my campaign is real tight
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: koods] 2
#22092141 - 08/14/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Unlike your anus
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: zappaisgod]
#22092160 - 08/14/15 05:46 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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unlike his anus
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#22092162 - 08/14/15 05:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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ThatKidWithTheTightAnus
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
#22092173 - 08/14/15 05:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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koods said: VOTE
 KOODS I'll lift up my shirt!
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ballsalsa said: You guys are all running tight campaigns so far. I seriously don't know who to vote for now.
... I'm voting for Koods.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Bigbadwooof]
#22092192 - 08/14/15 06:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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He's a Canadian.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: zappaisgod]
#22092207 - 08/14/15 06:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: He's a Canadian.
Nvm.
Fuckin Cnuks... with your healthcare... eh?
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: zappaisgod]
#22092280 - 08/14/15 06:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: He's a Canadian.
Zappa is spreading rumors about me to derail my campaign.
The truth:
Loc: Maryland/DC Burbs
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: koods] 1
#22092285 - 08/14/15 06:31 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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You live there now but you are a Canadian. You were wise enoough to flee that ice mess but you are still a Canuck
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: zappaisgod]
#22092294 - 08/14/15 06:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Born and bred in Bethesda.
Keep on smearing old man.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: koods]
#22092312 - 08/14/15 06:36 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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koods said:
Quote:
zappaisgod said: He's a Canadian.
Zappa is spreading rumors about me to derail my campaign.
The truth:
Loc: Maryland/DC Burbs
Ok ok ok... I know exactly how to settle this. Sound out this phrase for me: "We went out about to shout, and eat pasta"
Go!
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: koods]
#22092317 - 08/14/15 06:37 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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koods said: Born and bred in Bethesda.
Keep on smearing old man.
Oh so calling someone a Canadian is a smear? Nice amount of respect for our ice friends
Bethesda is even more disqualifying.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: zappaisgod]
#22092331 - 08/14/15 06:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Vote for me:
Free drugs and recreational drug research! 
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Bigbadwooof]
#22092578 - 08/14/15 08:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL? I. M.
people are going to get smashed. Heads will roll.
GO. SEAHAWKS.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: sprinkles] 1
#22092640 - 08/14/15 08:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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seahawks can choke on a fat one and fuck off.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Adolin]
#22092703 - 08/14/15 08:46 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Seahawks fan suck on Tom Brady's deflated sack
-bassfreak
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#22092724 - 08/14/15 08:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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koods said: Seahawks fan suck on Tom Brady's deflated sack
-bassfreak
isnt it against the rules to relay messages from banned individuals?
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Adolin]
#22092727 - 08/14/15 08:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I assumed that is what he would say
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: sprinkles]
#22092845 - 08/14/15 09:44 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa] 1
#22092885 - 08/14/15 10:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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i can't believe this thread got stickied
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: nicechrisman]
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: nicechrisman]
#22092914 - 08/14/15 10:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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This is so exciting! I don't know who to pick.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: nicechrisman]
#22092945 - 08/14/15 10:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Gresh said:
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nicechrisman said: i can't believe this thread got stickied
Do I dare bring it up? Leave it, gift... Let it be.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: pachoo]
#22093020 - 08/14/15 11:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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pachoo said: This is so exciting! I don't know who to pick.

Pick me. These other guys are all talk.
I'm the man with results. Nobody makes as many EMCs/MDCs/LNCs as me these days
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
#22093086 - 08/14/15 11:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Quote:
pachoo said: This is so exciting! I don't know who to pick.

Pick me. These other guys are all talk.
I'm the man with results. Nobody makes as many EMCs/MDCs/LNCs as me these days 
mmhmm mmmhmm. I'll take that into account.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
#22093206 - 08/15/15 12:44 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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ThatKidWithTheFace said:
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pachoo said: This is so exciting! I don't know who to pick.

Pick me. These other guys are all talk.
I'm the man with results. Nobody makes as many EMCs/MDCs/LNCs as me these days 
This guy's full of shit.
Also, ehem... Bigbadwooof = Free fuckin drugs.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Bigbadwooof]
#22093209 - 08/15/15 12:47 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Psht, you've got 2000 posts, you can't be President
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
#22093217 - 08/15/15 12:51 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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ThatKidWithTheFace said: Psht, you've got 2000 posts, you can't be President 
Psht, I don't even have 2,000 posts, I'm perfect!
And also... FREE DRUGS!!!
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Bigbadwooof]
#22093243 - 08/15/15 01:09 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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My drugs are better
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
#22093291 - 08/15/15 01:44 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
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omg my 73 y/o landlord is so funny. He LOVES "elsie" one of those cow mooo-ing thingies you turn upside down and right side up again and it goes "Moooooooo". Thats who answeres the phone sometimes. "Moooooooo" cracks me up
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I would make the world a much better place to live. There would be NO unhappy people. Everyone would be here because they WANTED to be. I would suicide and the right to die legal. People would have the option to leave in a humane way, if they chose. I would kill anyone and everyone who made things difficult. That preyed on or victimized others. They'd either get with the program or just be dealt with.
The quality of peoples lives would improve dramatically. Plus too everyone this country would have more money than it knew what to do with. It would be like heaven on earth but better.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: sprinkles]
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yogabunny said: I vote sprinkles!
I would make the world a much better place to live. There would be NO unhappy people. Everyone would be here because they WANTED to be. I'd would suicide legal so people would have the option to leave in a humane way in they chose to. I would kill anyone and everyone who made things difficult. That preyed on or victimized others. They'd either get with the program or just be dealt with.
The quality of peoples lives would improve dramatically. Plus too everyone this country would have more money than it knew what to do with. It would be like heaven on earth but better.
You can't even manage your own household budget.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: sprinkles]
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Giftofdeprivation]
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I would cash in Social Security and give everyone free cocaine!
I win... have you guys voted for me yet?
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
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Ure going down kid
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
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Wow... you guys have dedication.
Fuckit, I don't have time for that shit! ;-)
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Bigbadwooof]
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still, a catchy one liner about how you will defund the military to give away free hookers and blow could go a long way
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
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ballsalsa said: still, a catchy one liner about how you will defund the military to give away free hookers and blow could go a long way
Yes, and in doing so, I will put many people back to work as prostitutes and drug lords. Sign up today and you yourself could be a drug lord!
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now that's what i call a jobs plan. and with everyone blown to kingdom come, productivity will surely rise across the board.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
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ballsalsa said: now that's what i call a jobs plan. and with everyone blown to kingdom come, productivity will surely rise across the board.
Yeah, and with all these tweakers runnin around, the demand for duct tape and bubble gum will surely rise also!
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: zappaisgod]
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I would make the world a much better place to live. There would be NO unhappy people. Everyone would be here because they WANTED to be. I'd would suicide legal so people would have the option to leave in a humane way in they chose to. I would kill anyone and everyone who made things difficult. That preyed on or victimized others. They'd either get with the program or just be dealt with.
The quality of peoples lives would improve dramatically. Plus too everyone this country would have more money than it knew what to do with. It would be like heaven on earth but better.
You can't even manage your own household budget.
um what do you mean? have you seen where i live? In your 60 years here I bet you've ever lived or even been in a home as nice as mine.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Bigbadwooof]
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
#22101003 - 08/16/15 11:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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good lord shut up. no one is voting for you. lol
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: sprinkles]
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Sprinkles is right. Nobody's voting for you, dude!
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Bigbadwooof]
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Achillita]
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Achillita]
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nice crosspost
you should publish
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Adolin]
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Had to cover all grounds.
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bollocks
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um what do you mean? have you seen where i live? In your 60 years here I bet you've ever lived or even been in a home as nice as mine. 
It seems like every post, you're talking about some house you rent along with a half dozen other roommates. Is that all you have going on?
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Enlil]
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i wouldn't move back into a big house full of roommates if you paid me to. my shitty one bedroom apt is better than that
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
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Back on topic. Vote Wooof, free drugs and hookers for every man, woman, and child.
... Because Wooof cares!
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Bigbadwooof]
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Are y'all gonna let a dude with under 5000 posts tell you who to vote for? Do you think he's got your best interest in mind? Hookers and blow is fun for a weekend, but if the Pub's in ruins, who are you gonna tell your hookers-and-blow stories to?
Vote for the Pub, Vote for That Kid.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
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ThatKidWithTheFace said: Are y'all gonna let a dude with under 5000 posts tell you who to vote for?
no more than i'm gonna let someone with less than 10,000 posts.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Adolin]
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That's a valid point, and I respect that.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
#22105233 - 08/18/15 02:44 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Noobs
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
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(clears her throat conspicuously)
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#22105292 - 08/18/15 03:31 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Free enemas for everyone. This place is full of shit.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: sprinkles]
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i kept three animals from dying today. what did you all do?
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: sprinkles]
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Free enema???!
Day two weening off a huge, long-term dab binge. I've probably eaten 500 calories today, but they consisted of exactly three animals...
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Bigbadwooof]
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Clearly, not about the hookers.
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I killed 4
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: nicechrisman]
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Bigbadwooof said: Back on topic. Vote Wooof, free drugs and hookers for every man, woman, and child.
... Because Wooof cares!
Clearly, not about the hookers.
... Job security... yes, I DO care about the hookers! Sometimes I even love them!
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Bigbadwooof]
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Yes, the cure for exploitation is more exploitation at a lower price.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Enlil]
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Well, my plan is actually a two part plan. You see, the prostitutes wouldn't be American, they would be from some evil foreign country that we would invade and conquer. I'll leave it to the Republicans to decide which country that is. They seem to be good at it ;-)
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Bigbadwooof]
#22109596 - 08/19/15 03:14 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm awesome your awesome were all awesome vote for me oh and that guy over there yeah you yeah the one pointing at your self you suck hairy balls good day
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Enlil]
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Who is exploiting whom?
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ralph larun]
#22110712 - 08/19/15 11:03 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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ralph larun said: I'm awesome your awesome were all awesome vote for me oh and that guy over there yeah you yeah the one pointing at your self you suck hairy balls good day
You're not awesome.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: zappaisgod]
#22111221 - 08/19/15 12:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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bigbadwoof is exploiting the prostitutes
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Enlil]
#22111231 - 08/19/15 12:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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No, the prostitutes are exploiting him.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: zappaisgod]
#22111236 - 08/19/15 12:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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That's not a particularly intellectually honest argument. On average, prostitutes begin working as prostitutes at age 12-14. To argue that it isn't exploitation is beyond absurd and well into the territory of misogynistic.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Enlil]
#22111283 - 08/19/15 12:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I suspect that you are completely full of shit with that assertion and pulled that fact straight out of your ass.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: zappaisgod]
#22111578 - 08/19/15 12:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Candidates, How do you really feel about the worlds oldest profession. If you were to win the presidency, would you take us the european route, with legalized prostitution, or would you adopt a more conservative policy?
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
#22111768 - 08/19/15 01:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Legalize it. And all drugs for competent adults.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: zappaisgod]
#22111909 - 08/19/15 01:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: I suspect that you are completely full of shit with that assertion and pulled that fact straight out of your ass.
Really?
"More than 300,000 U.S. children are involved in prostitution. The average age to enter prostitution is 14." Source.
"Average age of first intercourse for the children we interviewed was 12 years for the boys (N=63) and 13 years for the girls (N=107). The age range of entry into prostitution for the boys, including gay and transgender boys, was somewhat younger than that of the girls, i.e., 11-13 years vs. 12-14 years, respectively. The average age of first intercourse among minority boys and girls was younger than that of the non-minority youth we interviewed, i.e., 10-11 years of age for minority boys and 11-12 years of age for minority girls" Source.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Enlil]
#22111920 - 08/19/15 01:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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So, enlil, do you think that this exploitation of youth is a symptom of prostitution itself, or is it the result of a lack of regulations due to the illegal nature of the industry?
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Enlil]
#22111937 - 08/19/15 01:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ah. That's worldwide. We can't do anything about the rest of the world. What do you suppose the average age of entering prostitution in the Netherlands is? For the most part they are talking about third world freakazoids, not civilized countries. Your source
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131 minors, and 1,248 adults
o These victims originate from at least 77 different countries.
o Source: U.S. Department of Health and Human Services Anti-trafficking in Persons Department; U.S. Department of State Trafficking in Persons Report: 2007.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
#22111942 - 08/19/15 01:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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ballsalsa said: So, enlil, do you think that this exploitation of youth is a symptom of prostitution itself, or is it the result of a lack of regulations due to the illegal nature of the industry?
It's a result of third world monsters and has very little relevance to America.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
#22111952 - 08/19/15 01:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I think that people commonly argue that prostitution is an issue of freedom, and I agree generally. What I disagree with is the notion that women enter the profession freely and knowingly. That does happen, but that is such a small portion of prostitutes that it is inconsequential.
As a rule, only the most vulnerable in our society enter that business, and that vulnerability is exploited, usually leaving the prostitute very little once the industry has used her and spit her out.
It's commonplace to hypothesize about what a world with legal prostitution would look like by painting pictures of a smiling prostitute and smiling john negotiating a fair price for a service. That's a fairytale, however. Even in states that have legalizes prostitution, the legal prostitutes are just people who were child prostitutes and eventually were able to get licensed.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: zappaisgod]
#22111960 - 08/19/15 01:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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These aren't our hookers.
Wow. Thanks for putting a nice period on my argument.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Enlil]
#22111977 - 08/19/15 01:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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still, in a world were prostitution is not likely to go away, is it arguably more humane to at least designate some rules for everyone to follow? I read about drive-thru hookers in germany. Yeah, theyre still hookers, but they are at a well lit facility with a security guard and shit. in the pictures it looked something like a coin-op car wash. i'll see if i can hunt the article down(this is the interwebs after all)
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
#22111986 - 08/19/15 01:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Who is everyone? You think legal prostitution would end illegal prostitution? That's a pipe dream. Does licensing for plumbing contractors stop illegal contractors from doing plumbing work?
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Enlil]
#22111990 - 08/19/15 01:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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And the vulnerable get gulled into entering law. Another nasty business. Your link did not support your assertion nor do you respond to my retorts.
Do strippers enter their profession freely? Is somebody dragging them to strip joints at gunpoint? No. Maybe a few but not many by any stretch. Are they being forced into pornography? Maybe a few, but not many.
What do you mean by freely? If they are broke and feel an economic impulse to maximize their earnings potential that is freely. Just like any other job.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: zappaisgod]
#22112007 - 08/19/15 01:40 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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A 14 year old girl entering prostitution isn't an informed decision. They aren't competent to make the decision if it were. That 14 year old is being exploited by an adult, or more accurately, many adults.
Eventually, that 14 year old will be 18, and she'll still be a prostitute, if she's still alive. By then, she'll likely be addicted to various substances, and well indoctrinated by her pimp. Her decision to stay a prostitute at 18 is no more an exercise in free will than her original decision was to start in the first place.
You can argue all day long about the hypothetical "happy hooker" who is paying for college by sucking dick at the truck stop. Most likely, she doesn't exist. If she does, she's not in any way representative of the vast majority of prostitutes.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Enlil]
#22112012 - 08/19/15 01:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Enlil said: Who is everyone? You think legal prostitution would end illegal prostitution? That's a pipe dream. Does licensing for plumbing contractors stop illegal contractors from doing plumbing work?
it certainly does not. However, licensing applies a sheen of legitimacy that the unlicensed do not have, which in turn allows a licensed plumber to command a higher wage than an unlicensed one(most of the time). Sure, there's plenty of unlicensed contractors out there, but it doesn't negate the benefits of licensing for both the consumer and contractors themselves
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
#22112024 - 08/19/15 01:43 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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You're saying that a john is going to prefer a licensed prostitute over an unlicensed one? Maybe some will, but if I wanted to hire a hooker, I'd want one with less experience.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Enlil]
#22112049 - 08/19/15 01:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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You can't know their experience level beforehand. Moreover, mandatory testing for STD's would presumably make the process safer for everyone involved, and would certainly add some value to the licensed hooker over the unlicensed.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
#22112092 - 08/19/15 01:57 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I wouldn't necessarilly allow it, but I also wouldn't lock people up for participAting in it.
If anything I'll spread awareness of the dangers of prostitution and will offer the hookers a way out, even setting them up In half way houses all at the expense of the tax payers.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: zZZz]
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I wouldn't lock up prostitutes or johns, but I'd lock up pimps for sure.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Enlil]
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Enlil said: You're saying that a john is going to prefer a licensed prostitute over an unlicensed one? Maybe some will, but if I wanted to hire a hooker, I'd want one with less experience.
That's because you are not well. You said this.
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The average age to enter prostitution is 14
I called bullshit and you cited something that refers to worldwide prostitution. There is a reason why freakazoids go to other countries. This is not the case in America.
Legalize it and regulate it and this shit will come to a grinding halt.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: zappaisgod]
#22112151 - 08/19/15 02:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Zappa, I don't know what your experience is with hookers, but I've talked to hundreds, perhaps thousands of them over the last 25 years. I have never once heard one tell me that they enjoy what they do and that they don't want to get out. Sure, they tell johns that, because that's part of the job. When they're honest, however, every single one says they hate what they do and only got into it because they were stupid teenagers at the time.
As to your "legalize it and it will come to a halt" argument...sorry, but that isn't true. Nevada, where prostitution is legal, has more illegal prostitution than legal prostitution.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: zappaisgod]
#22112170 - 08/19/15 02:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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As your president I will also ban Enlil's free speach.
Prostitutes, drugs, and drug research to create a hybrid of methamphetamine and viagra so you can fuck those prostitutes for 9 days straight without getting tired. The prostitutes will all be trained phlebotomists so they will be capable of injecting said drug directly into your cock.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Bigbadwooof]
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Bigbadwooof said: As your president I will also ban Enlil's free speach.
Only Enlil's right? I'll still be able to speak freely?
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Enlil]
#22112186 - 08/19/15 02:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I have zero experience with them. There is a TV show about a legal brothel on HBO. None of them seem coerced in the least bit. Let us examine the different populations involved.
Legalize it and the pimps won't be able to prey on them. Same thing with drug laws. Legalize drugs and the violent scum will be put out of business. The Mafia got its start because of prohibition and now we are stuck with them.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
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Bigbadwooof said: As your president I will also ban Enlil's free speach.
Only Enlil's right? I'll still be able to speak freely?
Yeah man, I'm just trying to make the world a better place for all. I'm not a tyrrant.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Bigbadwooof]
#22112249 - 08/19/15 02:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Free speech is a dangerous weapon in the hands of someone who knows how to use it well.
I say silence anyone who challenges the status quo.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: zappaisgod]
#22112258 - 08/19/15 02:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm sorry, zappa, but using a reality show as your authority is way below your usual standards.
And no...legal prostitution won't stop pimps. Pimps get teenaged girls, which wouldn't be legal anyway, so that market would still exist. All it would do is give those girls a place to practice after they reach licensing age.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Enlil]
#22112303 - 08/19/15 02:42 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Enlil said: I'm sorry, zappa, but using a reality show as your authority is way below your usual standards.
And no...legal prostitution won't stop pimps. Pimps get teenaged girls, which wouldn't be legal anyway, so that market would still exist. All it would do is give those girls a place to practice after they reach licensing age.
See, if I'm president you won't have to listen to this naysaying ever again!
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Bigbadwooof]
#22112313 - 08/19/15 02:43 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Seriously, though, don't let me stand in your way. If you don't mind exploiting other human beings for your baser gratification, have at it. Who am I to judge?
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Enlil]
#22112327 - 08/19/15 02:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Enlil said: That's not a particularly intellectually honest argument. On average, prostitutes begin working as prostitutes at age 12-14. To argue that it isn't exploitation is beyond absurd and well into the territory of misogynistic.
So . . . because a woman chooses to sell her pussy, you're exploiting her?
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Enlil]
#22112329 - 08/19/15 02:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Enlil said: I'm sorry, zappa, but using a reality show as your authority is way below your usual standards.
And no...legal prostitution won't stop pimps. Pimps get teenaged girls, which wouldn't be legal anyway, so that market would still exist. All it would do is give those girls a place to practice after they reach licensing age.
The underage in your link was almost entirely out of this country. They don't even consider it underage in many of those places
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
#22112384 - 08/19/15 02:58 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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ballsalsa said: Candidates, How do you really feel about the worlds oldest profession. If you were to win the presidency, would you take us the european route, with legalized prostitution, or would you adopt a more conservative policy?
I would declare a War on Sexual Frustration, legalizing prostitution and mandating government operated brothels be opened in every municipality immediately. Private licenses, however, shall not be available until after my second term
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
#22112397 - 08/19/15 02:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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When you can apply for one?
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Hmmmm. I'll get back to you on that.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Enlil]
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Enlil said: Seriously, though, don't let me stand in your way. If you don't mind exploiting other human beings for your baser gratification, have at it. Who am I to judge?
So can I count on your vote?
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Bigbadwooof]
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Today, in commemoration of the end of the first round of polling, I have decided to make the issue of the sex trade a major cornerstone of my platform.
As President, I would legalize prostitution and open government mandated brothels in every major municipality. Pending negotiations with Congress I would subsidize the brothels with the newly gigantic Estate tax, which I plan to raise to unprecedented levels. Vote me in by a landslide and you could be grabbing a fifty cent quickie with breakfast every morning.
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You got my vote. Asshole. You're a genius.
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As President, I would legalize prostitution and open government mandated brothels in every major municipality. Pending negotiations with Congress I would subsidize the brothels with the newly gigantic Estate tax, which I plan to raise to unprecedented levels. Vote me in by a landslide and you could be grabbing a fifty cent quickie with breakfast every morning.
BlindSophist 2016 
Nevermind, I'm voting for this guy. Will you throw in the chemtrail thing?
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Of course!
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THC chemtrails every other day! Prostitutes will be paid for and regulated by the state, and will be a civil right if you vote for me! if you pay taxes, you will get a mandated amount of hooker visits weekly.
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Achillita said: THC chemtrails every other day! Prostitutes will be paid for and regulated by the state, and will be a civil right if you vote for me! if you pay taxes, you will get a mandated amount of hooker visits weekly.
Achillita 2016
Mandated number of visits per week? What a travesty. As President I offer UNLIMITED AFFORDABLE VISITS pending the estate tax hike!
As an aside, by liquidating the assets of the dead in order to sponsor an ongoing flurry of indiscriminate reproductive action, the country's survival strategy would actually mimic that of the great Mushroom.
In short, I deserve the Shroomery Party's nod more than anybody
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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Your prostitution policy is going to back up and eventually halt the whole prostitution system! If someone wants 100 hours with a prostitute, you're just gonna let them do so?
My way clearly works out for everyone, and you won't have to pay any more money than you currently do for your taxes.
Also, I will be putting in place free birth control implants for any woman who wishes to have one! Taking them out(incase you do want a child) will also be paid for by the state!
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Achillita]
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Under my reign, birth control will be MANDATORY and will not be lifted unless the applicant parents can prove fiscal solvency and personal investment (as determined by hours logged in the brothel system relative to national average). This system will not only solve America's terrible epidemic of unwanted babies but it will also provide for the self-regulation of my system of unlimited dirt cheap prostitution.
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Achillita said: THC chemtrails every other day! Prostitutes will be paid for and regulated by the state, and will be a civil right if you vote for me! if you pay taxes, you will get a mandated amount of hooker visits weekly.
Achillita 2016
Mandated number of visits per week? What a travesty. As President I offer UNLIMITED AFFORDABLE VISITS pending the estate tax hike!
As an aside, by liquidating the assets of the dead in order to sponsor an ongoing flurry of indiscriminate reproductive action, the country's survival strategy would actually mimic that of the great Mushroom.
In short, I deserve the Shroomery Party's nod more than anybody 
I like this guy... even though he ripped off mine and Achillita's ideas.
You need to drop by the political forum sometime buddy!
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Bigbadwooof]
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I like this guy...
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
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I am willing to accept "guy" as a gender neutral term in two distinct contexts: "you guys" and "this guy (who I'm gonna vote for)"
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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Weeellllll... I didn't exactly say I was going to vote for you 
If I can't vote for myself, then maybe
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Bigbadwooof]
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
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ballsalsa said: Candidates, How do you really feel about the worlds oldest profession. If you were to win the presidency, would you take us the european route, with legalized prostitution, or would you adopt a more conservative policy?
It should be legalized, or at least decriminalized. No one should have the right to tell anyone how much they can or cant charge for lovins.
I believe in giving people rights (including the right to die). not taking them away.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: sprinkles]
#22114823 - 08/19/15 11:43 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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as for legalizing all drugs I am torn. Society cant even handle the drugs that are legal now. I cant imagine the retardation that would follow legalizing all of them. People dont have self control. But then I think if people want to kill themselves with drugs, have at it.
I think a lot of prescription drugs should be OTC. Most of them are pretty safe, and people have access to enough information to make informed decisions to treat minor medical conditions themselves. It would put doctors offices out of business, and pharma manufactures would have a harder time demanding outrageous prices.
Phenobarb used to be like 12-13 dollars a script (seizure medication) now it has skyrocketed to over 112.00 for a script because it changed manufacturers. It is so fucked up. They know it is needed to control seizures so their clients have to pay, or else. So unethical, it's disgusting.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: sprinkles]
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One thing that has always perplexed me is that prostitution is illegal, but when you video tape it, it becomes 100% legal and morally okay.
So weird IMO.
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I think a lot of prescription drugs should be OTC. Most of them are pretty safe, and people have access to enough information to make informed decisions to treat minor medical conditions themselves. It would put doctors offices out of business, and pharma manufactures would have a harder time demanding outrageous prices.
Phenobarb used to be like 12-13 dollars a script (seizure medication) now it has skyrocketed to over 112.00 for a script because it changed manufacturers. It is so fucked up. They know it is needed to control seizures so their clients have to pay, or else. So unethical, it's disgusting.
You could just let the government buy the medicine needed and distribute it themselves. If I remember correctly, England does this with all medical supplies, and since the suppliers can't sell to anyone else, they are forced to bring it down to a reasonable price.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Achillita]
#22114844 - 08/19/15 11:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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The estate tax should be 100%
I don't know if anybody missed that part of my platform.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: sprinkles]
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Phenobarbital has gone up because companies refuse to sell it in the United States because it is used for state sanctioned murder.
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One thing that has always perplexed me is that prostitution is illegal, but when you video tape it, it becomes 100% legal and morally okay.
So weird IMO.
You can thank the first amendment. Filming it makes it a expression of protected speech.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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I think the estate tax should be 0%, unless they have no relatives or choose to give all their money to the country.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: koods]
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that is pentobarb (aka sodium thiopental), not phenobarb.
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no politicians should be paid. it should be a volunteer public service position.
All those fuckers are rich anyway, they dont need to be paid.
Those fucking assholes waste our tax dollars voting to raise their own wages. I would kill all of them, im pretty sure. and replace them with normal people, even people with skeletons in their closet would be better because they arent fucking insane. Anyone who wants that job is nuts. and a narcissist and an egomaniac. No normal person would want that job, they would do it out of obligation because they felt they could do whats best for the public.
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BlindSophist said: The estate tax should be 100%
I don't know if anybody missed that part of my platform.
I like this guy (I'm voting for this guy, so its ok).
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: sprinkles]
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sprinkles said: no politicians should be paid. it should be a volunteer public service position.
All those fuckers are rich anyway, they dont need to be paid.
Those fucking assholes waste our tax dollars voting to raise their own wages. I would kill all of them, im pretty sure. and replace them with normal people, even people with skeletons in their closet would be better because they arent fucking insane. Anyone who wants that job is nuts. and a narcissist and an egomaniac. No normal person would want that job, they would do it out of obligation because they felt they could do whats best for the public.
politicians now dont serve the public at all... they serve themselves, and large companies special interests.
How about you just vote for Bernie Sanders and save yourself some prison time ;-)
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Bigbadwooof]
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who is bernie sanders? I heard he is the head of the nurses union or something? That means nothing to me. Nurses are often insane and I'm not even kidding.
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Bernie Sanders is a career wingnut
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Bigbadwooof]
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BlindSophist said: The estate tax should be 100%
I don't know if anybody missed that part of my platform.
That would eliminate nepotism, but often times, there are advantages to keeping businesses/successes within the family. There would be a number of ways around it, too. Only stupid, poor people would be taxed...
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Giftofdeprivation]
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I'm sorry this is a campaign for what?
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: sprinkles]
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sprinkles said: no politicians should be paid. it should be a volunteer public service position.
All those fuckers are rich anyway, they dont need to be paid.
Those fucking assholes waste our tax dollars voting to raise their own wages. I would kill all of them, im pretty sure. and replace them with normal people, even people with skeletons in their closet would be better because they arent fucking insane. Anyone who wants that job is nuts. and a narcissist and an egomaniac. No normal person would want that job, they would do it out of obligation because they felt they could do whats best for the public.
politicians now dont serve the public at all... they serve themselves, and large companies special interests.
I agree 100%, except for the killing part.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: JacobStorm]
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this campaign is for the nomination of the Shroomery Party candidate for President of the United States of America.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: 1234go]
#22116348 - 08/20/15 11:45 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Fucking liberal!!
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: sprinkles]
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BlindSophist said: Bernie Sanders is a career wingnut
Bernie Sanders is amazing, actually.
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i dont watch news anymore. I hate the media with a passion
If you don't know who Bernie Sanders is, that's a real shame. You should look him up!
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Bigbadwooof]
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Haha, those comments prompted me to do just that! He looked about as normal as any candidate. Maybe his views on politics are too "liberal" for "conservatives," whatever that means, but he'd make as good a puppet as any
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Bernie is no puppet. He's been fighting the 'powers that be' for a long time.
He cares about people. When he was mayor of Burlington he literally took phone calls from his constituents at home any time of day or night to resolve their issues for them. He still makes youtube videos almost every weekend with Tom Hartman, where he answers callers' questions about anything they have to ask him.
Bernie's the real deal, and with Hillary's little scandal getting more and more serious, he may very well be the Democratic nominee!
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread (moved) [Re: ballsalsa]
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This thread was moved from The Pub.
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Am I president yet?
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread (moved) [Re: Bigbadwooof]
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i think who ever wins this election should get like some sort of presidential tag on the side of their name. or better yet, be promoted to moderator or even admin.
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zZZz said: i think who ever wins this election should get like some sort of presidential tag on the side of their name. or better yet, be promoted to moderator or even admin.
Or KINO "King in name only"... maybe KIPINO "King President in name only", but with execution powers, and everyone will be taxed 1 print.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Giftofdeprivation]
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Giftofdeprivation said: Only stupid, poor people would be taxed...
Some would say that's how the current system is rigged.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
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Giftofdeprivation said: Only stupid, poor people would be taxed...
Some would say that's how the current system is rigged.
Right. Our taxes are set up that way because stupid poor people often vote R and belligerently oppose 'estate taxes' lmao!
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Bigbadwooof]
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Bigbadwooof]
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well guys, it looks like the mods have decided to shitcan the election. Thanks for participating. it was fun while it lasted
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
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ballsalsa said: well guys, it looks like the mods have decided to shitcan the election. Thanks for participating. it was fun while it lasted
Its ok balls. I feel like a winner.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
#22130171 - 08/23/15 09:45 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/22100795#22100795 Top 3 candidates gain immediate assurance of being on the sept ballot. Last 3 candidates are Eliminated. everyone else moves on to the next elimination poll. if this were the real election, which candidate would you vote for? Users may choose only one (24 total votes)
sheekle 0- 0% zappaisgod 4- 17% BlindSophist 1- 04% Crystal_G 1- 04% vinsue 5- 21% Enlil 3- 13% Patlal 1- 04% Le_Canard 0- 0% zZZz 0- 0% SARAtonin 1- 04% koods 3- 13% Prisoner#1 0- 0% Thatkidwiththeface 1- 04% MajickMuffin 0- 0% Achillita 1- 04% DirdyD 1- 04% nicechrisman 1- 04% STAL 1- 04%
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: vinsue]
#22130191 - 08/23/15 09:50 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Vinsue wins!
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: PLURAL]
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: zappaisgod]
#22132606 - 08/23/15 07:58 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Pretty sure I won. :-|
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
#22141363 - 08/25/15 03:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sticky-d, Moved, , unlocked, moved back, ninja edited...
In B 4
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: vinsue]
#22142400 - 08/25/15 06:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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#22781888 - 01/15/16 11:21 AM (8 years, 16 days ago) |
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Right. Our taxes are set up that way because stupid poor people often vote R and belligerently oppose 'estate taxes' lmao!
THIS is a great example of how liberals think, they really expect people to vote to steal from those who are better off...
just because I'm poor, don't mean i don't recognize that its wrong to steal!
this is also why liberals are so convinced that poverty causes crime, because its what they teach!
fucking disgusting...
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
#22884645 - 02/09/16 07:07 PM (7 years, 11 months ago) |
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Feel the Bern motherfuckers. And Iowa is a bunch of hicks.
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