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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: sprinkles]
#22089815 - 08/14/15 01:45 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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ballsalsa said: how do you guys like my stylish new pin?
It's awesome mang 
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ThatKidWithTheFace said: All the other candidates can suck it.
Vote for me.
Uve got it all wrong my friend, it is U who can suck it zZZz2016 ftw!
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sprinkles said: i want to be shroomery president of america
ray of sunshine. all the time. 
ima people person and plus also a good problem solver. i know what's important and promise to tell you to shut the fuck up when it isn't. it would be nice having someone who is so transparent. who understands life that knows how to balance empathy with the opposite of empathy. im considerate and honest. plus too I never say anything behind a persons back i wouldnt and dont already say to their face. I promise to be honest and tell you that your thoughts & feelings are insignificant, stupid or ridiculous. I have conviction in my character and I dont make friends or attempt to gain anything from people, for personal or otherwise. I have zero need to be accepted or even liked. people who care what others think should never be trusted. they alter their opinions and change their beliefs depending on whos around them at any given moment.
yay! sprinkles miss compassionate 2016!
I don't believe I saw u on the roster.. but If I'm voting for anyone it's def gonna be u
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: zZZz] 1
#22089823 - 08/14/15 01:49 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Btw I'd like to give a shout out to ballsalsa for making this all happen, and for all the work hes put in this thing ,
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: zZZz]
#22089843 - 08/14/15 02:03 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: zZZz]
#22089869 - 08/14/15 02:22 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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a roster? is barbara bush on there?
hey listen, we all have to encourage one another to do our best, and be the best people we can in order to compete with other nations that outnumber us and making it harder to compete in the world. china isnt wasting time teaching useless shit like drama, theater, or art. makes people more dramatic and stupid is not on their top list of priorities. Our males are having trouble even deciding what gender they want to be while others are pounding math and science courses. we get to pound caiylyn jenner and transexuals down our throats until we accept it as normal. While also pounding and cupcakes and insulin. I dont see many fat ass asians now that i think of it. fuck we are doomed. may as well shave your adams apple and go play dress up at this point. We care more about what a man does with his appearance than if he just committed manslaughter and killed a woman. this is why i hate people, and why i pray for natural disasters.

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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: sprinkles]
#22089880 - 08/14/15 02:31 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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sprinkles
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: zZZz]
#22089904 - 08/14/15 02:48 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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sry. election years get me fired up.
i have been in rant mode all week cause i have a period. plus too im not having a fun time in life. at the moment it is being unpleasant. combine that with chronic pain and acute pain on top of that. those things plus emotional garbage i dont want to deal with at all seriously makes me want to kill people so much more than normal.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: sprinkles]
#22089911 - 08/14/15 02:54 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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No need to apologize, u make some good points, and u have a unique way of looking at ife
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: zZZz]
#22089935 - 08/14/15 03:19 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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negative life experiences and my job has made me desensitized and a cynical person. and being raised by a crazy person helped too im sure. People see the world the way they want to and dont know shit. I feel like its my job to say something to correct and condem them.
there is a hispanic kid that comes over and kinda works around here and i wanna be like "hey &^%$^&^, i wish people would have told me this when i was a kid because i wouldnt be such a pudding eater had known better" but I don't.
I'll have my chance to brainwash some unwanted spastic children if i adopt some in a few years. they will carry the message and accomplish what i cant.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: sprinkles]
#22089941 - 08/14/15 03:23 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm listening
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa] 2
#22091211 - 08/14/15 01:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I've said it once and I will say it again...
I promise that if I am elected mankind will become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy. Then the liberated Old Ones will teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom!!!
... Because unlike some of the other candidates I don't flip flop on my stances.
A vote for me is a vote that very well might usher in a new dark age.
1000 years of darkness 2015!
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: SARAtonin]
#22091419 - 08/14/15 02:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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You callin' me a flip flopper? 'Cause I'll find out where you live.
and we'll have a nice beer or two
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
#22091549 - 08/14/15 02:45 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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My campaign speech:
You want me as your leader, otherwise, one of you will have to stay sober to guide the ship...and that would suck.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Enlil]
#22091564 - 08/14/15 02:50 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I am not entirely sure sobriety is either required or desired.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: sprinkles]
#22091628 - 08/14/15 03:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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sprinkles said: negative life experiences and my job has made me desensitized and a cynical person. and being raised by a crazy person helped too im sure. People see the world the way they want to and dont know shit. I feel like its my job to say something to correct and condem them.
there is a hispanic kid that comes over and kinda works around here and i wanna be like "hey &^%$^&^, i wish people would have told me this when i was a kid because i wouldnt be such a pudding eater had known better" but I don't.
I'll have my chance to brainwash some unwanted spastic children if i adopt some in a few years. they will carry the message and accomplish what i cant.
That's all fine; I think that's what Bush Sr. did with Desert Storm... Shit happens.
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sprinkles said: i have been in rant mode all week cause i have a period.
And now, I think we've encountered the crux of the problem, America. I leave our livelihood in your capable hands...
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: zappaisgod]
#22091630 - 08/14/15 03:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: You callin' me a flip flopper? 'Cause I'll find out where you live.
and we'll have a nice beer or two
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Enlil]
#22092042 - 08/14/15 05:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Enlil said: My campaign speech:
You want me as your leader, otherwise, one of you will have to stay sober to guide the ship...and that would suck.
No, You want me as your leader, as I will ensure that I will not stay sober
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: zappaisgod]
#22092067 - 08/14/15 05:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: I am not entirely sure sobriety is either required or desired.
This is exactly the premise of my campaign, sir.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Bigbadwooof]
#22092093 - 08/14/15 05:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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VOTE
 KOODS I'll lift up my shirt!
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: koods]
#22092101 - 08/14/15 05:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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VOTE
 KOODS I'll put some pants on!
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: koods]
#22092110 - 08/14/15 05:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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You guys are all running tight campaigns so far. I seriously don't know who to vote for now.
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