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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22082223 - 08/12/15 04:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Hi, I'm BlindSophist. As you may or may not have noticed at some point, I basically kick ass. Well in November 2016, I want you to kick ass at the polls and get me elected so I can kick ass on America's problems. I pledge to you that as President, I will formally repudiate crooked cops without doing a thing about it and embarrass the shit out of all trans women living in stealth with my unpredictable behavior and violent mood swings.

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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #22082225 - 08/12/15 04:34 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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I have nothing bad to say abou zZZZz.  I don't punch down.




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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Niffla]
    #22082233 - 08/12/15 04:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #22082246 - 08/12/15 04:38 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Despite an early negative bias, BlindSophist has managed to hold her own on the beer topic.  perhaps this is part of a strategy to close with the leaders?


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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22082254 - 08/12/15 04:40 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/22081240
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Choose me, I carry.

On second thought why the hell am I on this poll?





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I promise that if I am elected mankind will become as the Great Old Ones;
free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy.
Then the liberated Old Ones will teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom!!!

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True enough! :lol:

I do have the best platform by far out of anyone running, no clue why I'm not winning by a landslide...




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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22082514 - 08/12/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Vote for me and I'll trade entitlement programs for drugs and hookers for everyone! :-|


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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Bigbadwooof]
    #22083192 - 08/12/15 08:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

2 hookers and an eightball. perhaps the best campaign promise ever


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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa] * 1
    #22083410 - 08/12/15 08:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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2 hookers and an eightball. perhaps the best campaign promise ever




What can I say, I'm the only candidate who cares. An 8 ball a day to every man, woman and child in America, plus an oz of 7 different marijuana strains of your choice, and everything Hunter S Thomson had on his list at the openning of fear and loathing.

We're going to fund important research to cross-pharmacologize methamphetamine and viagra into a drug that, when injected directly into the penis, makes your dick hard for 9 days worth of hooker fucking.


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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Bigbadwooof]
    #22083426 - 08/12/15 08:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:mindblown:


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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22085574 - 08/13/15 09:52 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

how do you guys like my stylish new pin?


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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa] * 2
    #22086238 - 08/13/15 11:14 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That's a pin? I'm sorry, I thought it was a shit stain.


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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 2
    #22087697 - 08/13/15 03:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I have added a new platform to my campaign-- the total annexation of Mexico, through force if necessary.

Next fall, take the third path, and invade Mexico. Vote BlindSophist 2016 :thaaannks:


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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Bigbadwooof]
    #22088663 - 08/13/15 07:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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2 hookers and an eightball. perhaps the best campaign promise ever




What can I say, I'm the only candidate who cares. An 8 ball a day to every man, woman and child in America, plus an oz of 7 different marijuana strains of your choice, and everything Hunter S Thomson had on his list at the openning of fear and loathing.

We're going to fund important research to cross-pharmacologize methamphetamine and viagra into a drug that, when injected directly into the penis, makes your dick hard for 9 days worth of hooker fucking.




Yeah, about Mexico. I'd like to add something to my platform also. We're going to conquer and enslave Mexico, forcing them to produce the drugs to sustain our habits.


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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Bigbadwooof]
    #22089534 - 08/13/15 11:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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That's been my experience as well. Those fuckers work their asses off and never complain.
You stick most white people in the same job and they are bitching all day long most of the time and moping around complaining about how their legs hurt.
I respect them for their hardcore work ethic. They do what it takes.



What racist bullshit.  First of, you work IT.  What makes you an expert oon manual labore employment?  Second of all when I started all the Americans worked harder than all the illegals I see today.  It is your generation that are spoiled brats who don't want to hustle and won't get dirty.  It has nothing to do with immigration status.  They'd rather live with their parents and be on assistance.



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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22089621 - 08/13/15 11:40 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Can we do early voting .

As thr democratic saying goes vote early vote often.

Is zappa the doland trump of the shroomery.


I so much reading to do..



We should only let members who have been here at least 6 months be allowes to vote. We need to ensure a real election .


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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22089719 - 08/14/15 12:28 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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That's been my experience as well. Those fuckers work their asses off and never complain.
You stick most white people in the same job and they are bitching all day long most of the time and moping around complaining about how their legs hurt.
I respect them for their hardcore work ethic. They do what it takes.



What racist bullshit.  First of, you work IT.  What makes you an expert oon manual labore employment?  Second of all when I started all the Americans worked harder than all the illegals I see today.  It is your generation that are spoiled brats who don't want to hustle and won't get dirty.  It has nothing to do with immigration status.  They'd rather live with their parents and be on assistance.



http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/22085627

Is this stance going to help or hurt ZIG in the Primary Race?

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Zap is right. This is a load of horse shit. I've worked with hard working Mexicans, and Mexicans that were lazy as fuck. I've worked with hard working white people, and white people who were lazy as fuck. They're all just people. This line is total horse shit though.

Also, when I said we would enslave Mexico, it was not meant to be personal, or racist. It's just the only way for me to uphold my other campaign promises. However, if you're a Republican, it was actually racist at heart *wink wink*.


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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Bigbadwooof]
    #22089730 - 08/14/15 12:41 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

All the other candidates can suck it.

Vote for me.


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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22089749 - 08/14/15 12:53 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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All the other candidates can suck it.

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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa] * 1
    #22089793 - 08/14/15 01:29 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i want to be shroomery president of america

ray of sunshine. all the time. :awesomenod:

  ima people person and plus also a good problem solver. i know what's important and promise to tell you to shut the fuck up when it isn't.
it would be nice having someone who is so transparent. who understands life that knows how to balance empathy with the opposite of empathy. 
im considerate and honest. plus too I never say anything behind a persons back i wouldnt and dont already say to their face.  I promise to be honest and tell you that your thoughts & feelings are insignificant, stupid or ridiculous. 
I have conviction in my character and I dont make friends or attempt to gain anything from people, for personal or otherwise. I have zero need to be accepted or even liked.  people who care what others think should never be trusted. they alter their opinions and change their beliefs depending on whos around them at any given moment.   

yay! sprinkles miss compassionate 2016!


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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: sprinkles]
    #22089797 - 08/14/15 01:31 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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i want to be shroomery president of america

ray of sunshine. all the time. :awesomenod:

  ima people person and plus also a good problem solver. i know what's important and promise to tell you to shut the fuck up when it isn't.
it would be nice having someone who is so transparent. who understands life that knows how to balance empathy with the opposite of empathy. 
im considerate and honest. plus too I never say anything behind a persons back i wouldnt and dont already say to their face.  I promise to be honest and tell you that your thoughts & feelings are insignificant, stupid or ridiculous. 
I have conviction in my character and I dont make friends or attempt to gain anything from people, for personal or otherwise. I have zero need to be accepted or even liked.  people who care what others think should never be trusted. they alter their opinions and change their beliefs depending on whos around them at any given moment.   

yay! sprinkles miss compassionate 2016!




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