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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Bigbadwooof]
#22112564 - 08/19/15 03:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Today, in commemoration of the end of the first round of polling, I have decided to make the issue of the sex trade a major cornerstone of my platform.
As President, I would legalize prostitution and open government mandated brothels in every major municipality. Pending negotiations with Congress I would subsidize the brothels with the newly gigantic Estate tax, which I plan to raise to unprecedented levels. Vote me in by a landslide and you could be grabbing a fifty cent quickie with breakfast every morning.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Achillita]
#22112569 - 08/19/15 03:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Achillita said: Vote for me, and I will drop THC chem trails as celebration!
You got my vote. Asshole. You're a genius.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
#22112578 - 08/19/15 03:34 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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BlindSophist said: Today, in commemoration of the end of the first round of polling, I have decided to make the issue of the sex trade a major cornerstone of my platform.
As President, I would legalize prostitution and open government mandated brothels in every major municipality. Pending negotiations with Congress I would subsidize the brothels with the newly gigantic Estate tax, which I plan to raise to unprecedented levels. Vote me in by a landslide and you could be grabbing a fifty cent quickie with breakfast every morning.
BlindSophist 2016 
Nevermind, I'm voting for this guy. Will you throw in the chemtrail thing?
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Bigbadwooof]
#22112586 - 08/19/15 03:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Of course!
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
#22112725 - 08/19/15 04:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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THC chemtrails every other day! Prostitutes will be paid for and regulated by the state, and will be a civil right if you vote for me! if you pay taxes, you will get a mandated amount of hooker visits weekly.
Achillita 2016
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Achillita]
#22112747 - 08/19/15 04:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Achillita said: THC chemtrails every other day! Prostitutes will be paid for and regulated by the state, and will be a civil right if you vote for me! if you pay taxes, you will get a mandated amount of hooker visits weekly.
Achillita 2016
Mandated number of visits per week? What a travesty. As President I offer UNLIMITED AFFORDABLE VISITS pending the estate tax hike!
As an aside, by liquidating the assets of the dead in order to sponsor an ongoing flurry of indiscriminate reproductive action, the country's survival strategy would actually mimic that of the great Mushroom.
In short, I deserve the Shroomery Party's nod more than anybody
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
#22112829 - 08/19/15 04:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Your prostitution policy is going to back up and eventually halt the whole prostitution system! If someone wants 100 hours with a prostitute, you're just gonna let them do so?
My way clearly works out for everyone, and you won't have to pay any more money than you currently do for your taxes.
Also, I will be putting in place free birth control implants for any woman who wishes to have one! Taking them out(incase you do want a child) will also be paid for by the state!
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Achillita]
#22112859 - 08/19/15 04:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Under my reign, birth control will be MANDATORY and will not be lifted unless the applicant parents can prove fiscal solvency and personal investment (as determined by hours logged in the brothel system relative to national average). This system will not only solve America's terrible epidemic of unwanted babies but it will also provide for the self-regulation of my system of unlimited dirt cheap prostitution.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
#22113064 - 08/19/15 05:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Achillita said: THC chemtrails every other day! Prostitutes will be paid for and regulated by the state, and will be a civil right if you vote for me! if you pay taxes, you will get a mandated amount of hooker visits weekly.
Achillita 2016
Mandated number of visits per week? What a travesty. As President I offer UNLIMITED AFFORDABLE VISITS pending the estate tax hike!
As an aside, by liquidating the assets of the dead in order to sponsor an ongoing flurry of indiscriminate reproductive action, the country's survival strategy would actually mimic that of the great Mushroom.
In short, I deserve the Shroomery Party's nod more than anybody 
I like this guy... even though he ripped off mine and Achillita's ideas.
You need to drop by the political forum sometime buddy!
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Bigbadwooof]
#22113081 - 08/19/15 05:11 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I like this guy...
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
#22113098 - 08/19/15 05:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I am willing to accept "guy" as a gender neutral term in two distinct contexts: "you guys" and "this guy (who I'm gonna vote for)"
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
#22113240 - 08/19/15 05:43 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Achillita] 1
#22113247 - 08/19/15 05:44 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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If I win, I'll take BlindSophist as my vice president.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
#22113411 - 08/19/15 06:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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BlindSophist said: I am willing to accept "guy" as a gender neutral term in two distinct contexts: "you guys" and "this guy (who I'm gonna vote for)"
Weeellllll... I didn't exactly say I was going to vote for you 
If I can't vote for myself, then maybe
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Bigbadwooof]
#22113422 - 08/19/15 06:26 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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A wasted vote
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: ballsalsa]
#22114793 - 08/19/15 11:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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ballsalsa said: Candidates, How do you really feel about the worlds oldest profession. If you were to win the presidency, would you take us the european route, with legalized prostitution, or would you adopt a more conservative policy?
It should be legalized, or at least decriminalized. No one should have the right to tell anyone how much they can or cant charge for lovins.
I believe in giving people rights (including the right to die). not taking them away.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: sprinkles]
#22114823 - 08/19/15 11:43 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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as for legalizing all drugs I am torn. Society cant even handle the drugs that are legal now. I cant imagine the retardation that would follow legalizing all of them. People dont have self control. But then I think if people want to kill themselves with drugs, have at it.
I think a lot of prescription drugs should be OTC. Most of them are pretty safe, and people have access to enough information to make informed decisions to treat minor medical conditions themselves. It would put doctors offices out of business, and pharma manufactures would have a harder time demanding outrageous prices.
Phenobarb used to be like 12-13 dollars a script (seizure medication) now it has skyrocketed to over 112.00 for a script because it changed manufacturers. It is so fucked up. They know it is needed to control seizures so their clients have to pay, or else. So unethical, it's disgusting.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: sprinkles]
#22114836 - 08/19/15 11:47 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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One thing that has always perplexed me is that prostitution is illegal, but when you video tape it, it becomes 100% legal and morally okay.
So weird IMO.
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I think a lot of prescription drugs should be OTC. Most of them are pretty safe, and people have access to enough information to make informed decisions to treat minor medical conditions themselves. It would put doctors offices out of business, and pharma manufactures would have a harder time demanding outrageous prices.
Phenobarb used to be like 12-13 dollars a script (seizure medication) now it has skyrocketed to over 112.00 for a script because it changed manufacturers. It is so fucked up. They know it is needed to control seizures so their clients have to pay, or else. So unethical, it's disgusting.
You could just let the government buy the medicine needed and distribute it themselves. If I remember correctly, England does this with all medical supplies, and since the suppliers can't sell to anyone else, they are forced to bring it down to a reasonable price.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: Achillita]
#22114844 - 08/19/15 11:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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The estate tax should be 100%
I don't know if anybody missed that part of my platform.
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Re: Shroomery Party Primary Election Official Campaign Thread [Re: sprinkles]
#22114858 - 08/19/15 11:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Phenobarbital has gone up because companies refuse to sell it in the United States because it is used for state sanctioned murder.
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One thing that has always perplexed me is that prostitution is illegal, but when you video tape it, it becomes 100% legal and morally okay.
So weird IMO.
You can thank the first amendment. Filming it makes it a expression of protected speech.
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