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Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election.
#22074210 - 08/10/15 10:44 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Your vote is just a drop in the bucket anyway. Why not waste it writing in a vote for the shroomery party candidate?
Nominations?
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: ballsalsa] 1
#22074219 - 08/10/15 10:46 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I already told Zappa that he has my vote
So yeah, my write-in will be Zaps
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: Niffla] 2
#22074235 - 08/10/15 10:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Most of the shroomery is too young to legally be President.
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: Matt87]
#22074284 - 08/10/15 10:58 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'll nominate Enlil. he's probably 35 at least. Plus lots of lawyer presidents in the past. A framer president would be bucking the trend to say the least.
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: ballsalsa] 2
#22074303 - 08/10/15 11:02 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yogabunny for president.
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: ballsalsa] 1
#22074314 - 08/10/15 11:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Whoever is not going to try and take my guns from me. Koods is definitely out.
I dunno Zappa's stance on gun control, but I agree with a lot of the other shit he posts. I could potentially get behind him.
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: Shroomslip] 1
#22074335 - 08/10/15 11:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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My first thought was Zappa too.
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: Othyem]
#22074346 - 08/10/15 11:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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alright, it looks like there is a lot of support for zappaisgod early in the shroomery party primary race
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: ballsalsa]
#22074357 - 08/10/15 11:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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sheekle for the lulz and maximum trolling. can you imagine him at a G summit meeting?
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: 404] 3
#22074358 - 08/10/15 11:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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"Russia, ur just ukrnhrt. have some more sanctions u slut"
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: 404]
#22074366 - 08/10/15 11:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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The day Sheekle becomes president is the day I officially become an assassin. It is nothing short of my patriotic duty to get rid of him before he can do any lasting damage.
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: 404] 2
#22074367 - 08/10/15 11:21 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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theres only one clear, obvious choice. and that is Crystal_G
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: Adolin] 1
#22074463 - 08/10/15 11:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Maybe zappa 
Need more info on it all though.
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: Achillita]
#22074498 - 08/11/15 12:08 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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we'll need the candidates to campaign a bit i suppose
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: 404]
#22074568 - 08/11/15 12:52 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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404 said: "Russia, ur just ukrnhrt. have some more sanctions u slut"
True LOL!! That's very sheekle.
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: Matt87]
#22075620 - 08/11/15 09:44 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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i'm surprised that nobody has nominated trent's anus.
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: ballsalsa] 1
#22075634 - 08/11/15 09:47 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I nominate myself for the first openly transgender president of these great United States. I'll form a strong coalition with The Blacks and the gay mafia and the peaceniks and make a lot of really high minded decisions that sound good for campaign speeches but are actually terrible for the economy and set America back by at least ONE HUNDRED YEARS! ONE HUNDRED YEARS! ONE HUNDRED YEARS!
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: ballsalsa] 2
#22075640 - 08/11/15 09:49 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Vinsue, hands down.
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: 1234go] 5
#22075671 - 08/11/15 09:58 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Zappaisgod seems like a good choice at first, but there's a foreign diplomacy loophole with him. If another country wants to get away with something absurd and have his support, all they need to do is put a younger female in a leadership role. He would defend that foreign head to the United Nations unwaveringly: "She's a sweetheart, she sent me a beautiful postcard. You guys are just anonymous cowards." It wouldn't work out.
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: Burke Dennings] 2
#22075682 - 08/11/15 10:00 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Burke Dennings said: Zappaisgod seems like a good choice at first, but there's a foreign diplomacy loophole with him. If another country wants to get away with something absurd and have his support, all they need to do is put a younger female in a leadership role. He would defend that foreign head to the United Nations unwaveringly: "She's a sweetheart, she sent me a beautiful postcard. You guys are just anonymous cowards." It wouldn't work out.
I just busted out laughing and my wife's response: "Burke again?"
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: Burke Dennings]
#22075684 - 08/11/15 10:00 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: ballsalsa]
#22075813 - 08/11/15 10:32 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Obviously me.
This election requires a Trump equivalent.
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: ballsalsa]
#22075830 - 08/11/15 10:36 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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We should contact Vermin Supreme to be our candidate. Who can beat a guy who wears a boot on his head?
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: Le_Canard]
#22077501 - 08/11/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Vermin Supreme is the shit!
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: ballsalsa]
#22077588 - 08/11/15 05:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Bassfreak. He would be like the EDM version of Donald Trump
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: ballsalsa] 1
#22077597 - 08/11/15 05:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'd vote for zappa. I'd love to see a STFU during a speech.
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#22078554 - 08/11/15 08:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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all joking aside, Rose would make for an amazing PR choice for the Shroomery presidential administration
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: Patlal]
#22082154 - 08/12/15 04:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said: Obviously me.
This election requires a Trump equivalent.
Pris could fill that role
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: zappaisgod] 1
#22082171 - 08/12/15 04:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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JFT would be "Trumpier", I believe
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: Sophistic Radiance] 1
#22082175 - 08/12/15 04:21 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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That's nasty
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: zappaisgod]
#22082377 - 08/12/15 05:11 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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This is a terrible idea. Just the whole idea of a shroomery member, I mean, knowing these message boards....
...just sayin.
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: pirate-blues]
#22083195 - 08/12/15 08:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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some shroomerites might make a great POTUS
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: ballsalsa]
#22083214 - 08/12/15 08:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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...hm.
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: zappaisgod]
#22083332 - 08/12/15 08:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
zappaisgod said:
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Patlal said: Obviously me.
This election requires a Trump equivalent.
Pris could fill that role
I dont have any bankruptcies or hundreds of millions of dollars but we can change that
I've set up this gofundme and would appreciate everyone's support in reaching the $20 million mark
http://gofundme.com/pris4pres
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22083358 - 08/12/15 08:38 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said: I dont have any bankruptcies or hundreds of millions of dollars but we can change that
I've set up this gofundme and would appreciate everyone's support in reaching the $20 million mark
http://gofundme.com/pris4pres
lol'd
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: Niffla]
#22083383 - 08/12/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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that's just the pocket money, I'll set up a kick starter for some seed money to become a real estate mogul and gut a few hundred companies leaving loads of people out of work while making bank
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22083424 - 08/12/15 08:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:
zappaisgod said:
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Patlal said: Obviously me.
This election requires a Trump equivalent.
Pris could fill that role
I dont have any bankruptcies or hundreds of millions of dollars but we can change that
I've set up this gofundme and would appreciate everyone's support in reaching the $20 million mark
http://gofundme.com/pris4pres
Link doesn't work, my PAC wanted to donate a couple million with you if you will promise to uphold the current estate taxes rate.
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: twighead] 1
#22083693 - 08/12/15 10:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yogabunny for President. Only two upvotes? You guys know nothing and are throwing your hippie votes away.
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: Adden]
#22083699 - 08/12/15 10:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Don't you John Snow me you son of a bitch.
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: larry.fisherman]
#22085549 - 08/13/15 09:42 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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i dun get it. Like John Snow, the 19th century english physician?
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: ballsalsa]
#22085551 - 08/13/15 09:44 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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He didn't know shit either.
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: Adden]
#22085564 - 08/13/15 09:49 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Dys said: Yogabunny for President. Only two upvotes? You guys know nothing and are throwing your hippie votes away.
hippies dont vote, that shit is for old people, republicans and hipsters
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22085590 - 08/13/15 10:01 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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old man, in case your bifocals caused you to miss it.
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Re: Shroomery needs to field a candidate in the 2016 election. [Re: Adden]
#22085964 - 08/13/15 10:43 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I like Joemolly for president.
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#22086228 - 08/13/15 11:13 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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