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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Something fucked up happened to me today.. * 1
    #22073881 - 08/10/15 09:35 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

So I was driving and I was on my way to do a mandatory drug test. I stopped at a redlight. The second it turned green, the guy behind me cut around me and sped past me...totally cutting me off. Completely illegal..it was a single lane.

So I get really pissed off because I clearly could have had my son in the car because I have a car-seat in the back and my wife put on one of those stereotypical "baby on board" stickers on the back of the car...so the guy clearly could see that I could have a child in the car...and he still did that dick-move.


So I got fucking pissed and sped up to him down the road, beeped for a solid 5 seconds at him and pulled up beside him. we were both just staring at eachother. He was wearing sunglasses, he was in his late 30s-early 40s and was bald. He looked like he could be a cop, but I doubt he was. He just had that 'look'.

So we both give eachother this coldblooded stare..and he ends up stopping at a redlight and we both give eachother the middle finger.

So we end up losing eachother. 3 minutes later I pull up to the building I do my drug test and as I was parallel parking, the fucking guy drives by me, slowly in his white car, and yells out my name.


This totally fucked with me. Never saw this guy in my life.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Something fucked up happened to me today.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 7
    #22073889 - 08/10/15 09:38 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Quit doing drugs.


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Re: Something fucked up happened to me today.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 2
    #22073891 - 08/10/15 09:38 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

i got goosebums


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: Something fucked up happened to me today.. [Re: TNK]
    #22073892 - 08/10/15 09:38 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

umm...I haven't done drugs for 2 years. My wife was with me and witnessed the whole thing.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Something fucked up happened to me today.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22073893 - 08/10/15 09:38 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

What did you hope to accomplish by chasing him, honking and giving the finger?

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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: Something fucked up happened to me today.. [Re: 1234go]
    #22073895 - 08/10/15 09:39 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

1234go said:
What did you hope to accomplish by chasing him, honking and giving the finger?





I didn't chase him..i just sped up to him.


If you saw what he did, you probably would have done the same thing.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Something fucked up happened to me today.. [Re: 1234go] * 1
    #22073896 - 08/10/15 09:40 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

You only put yourself, and your wife in unnecessary danger.

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Re: Something fucked up happened to me today.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22073897 - 08/10/15 09:40 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

everyone knows your name.......


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Re: Something fucked up happened to me today.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 3
    #22073900 - 08/10/15 09:40 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

thats frickin weird dude!

he must know u from somewhere.

i honestly thought the story was gunna end with "and then i saw the same guy, and he was the guy doing my drug screening" :lol:


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Re: Something fucked up happened to me today.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 2
    #22073901 - 08/10/15 09:40 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

you should've had a spare child-seat to throw into his windshield.

but yeah...fuck him and his somehow knowing you. asshole.

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Re: Something fucked up happened to me today.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22073902 - 08/10/15 09:41 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:

So we end up losing eachother. 3 minutes later I pull up to the building I do my drug test and as I was parallel parking, the fucking guy drives by me, slowly in his white car, and yells out my name.


This totally fucked with me. Never saw this guy in my life.




damn that's nuts


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Re: Something fucked up happened to me today.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
    #22073903 - 08/10/15 09:41 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
Quote:

1234go said:
What did you hope to accomplish by chasing him, honking and giving the finger?





I didn't chase him..i just sped up to him.


If you saw what he did, you probably would have done the same thing.





That's what I meant, nearly the same thing anyway.

And no, no I would not have. Maybe when I was 17 yrs old.

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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: Something fucked up happened to me today.. [Re: 1234go]
    #22073906 - 08/10/15 09:42 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

1234go said:
You only put yourself, and your wife in unnecessary danger.





No, he put me and my wife in unnecessary danger.

I did nothing to put us in danger. All I did was speed up to him(probably went 40mph in a 30) and go into the lane next to him.


you guys would seriously take that shit from someone if they did it to you?

I don't know..i guess you just kind of had to be there.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: Something fucked up happened to me today.. [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22073909 - 08/10/15 09:44 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

akira_akuma said:
you should've had a spare child-seat to throw into his windshield.

but yeah...fuck him and his somehow knowing you. asshole.





If you saw what he did it to me at the redlight man..


the guy had that cop-look about him...sunglasses and bald..about 190 and just seemed like he had a stick up his ass. You know the type...


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Something fucked up happened to me today.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
    #22073915 - 08/10/15 09:45 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:


you guys would seriously take that shit from someone if they did it to you?





Take what shit? He drove around you real fast, all he did was make himself look like a dumb asshole.

He could have been crazy, gotten out at the red light and done something awful. You never know.

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Re: Something fucked up happened to me today.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 3
    #22073916 - 08/10/15 09:46 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Your real name probably just rhymes with "fuck you" or "asshole" or whatever and you just misheard him.  I wouldn't sweat it.

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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: Something fucked up happened to me today.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22073923 - 08/10/15 09:47 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

dude kind of looked like this guy..but a little younger



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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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Re: Something fucked up happened to me today.. [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 3
    #22073927 - 08/10/15 09:48 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
umm...I haven't done drugs for 2 years. My wife was with me and witnessed the whole thing.



Heroin isn't a drug?

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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: Something fucked up happened to me today.. [Re: 1234go]
    #22073930 - 08/10/15 09:49 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

1234go said:
Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:


you guys would seriously take that shit from someone if they did it to you?





Take what shit? He drove around you real fast, all he did was make himself look like a dumb asshole.

He could have been crazy, gotten out at the red light and done something awful. You never know.





I guess..but I don't care. Im not going to live my life taking shit from people just because "they could be crazy". Well Im crazy too.

and no burke my name doesn't rhyme with anything like that...


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: Something fucked up happened to me today.. [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22073933 - 08/10/15 09:50 PM (8 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
umm...I haven't done drugs for 2 years. My wife was with me and witnessed the whole thing.



Heroin isn't a drug?





He obviously meant a drug that causes delusions or psychosis.

I wasn't on heroin or anything. I was totally sober. My wife couldn't believe it either and didn't recognize the guy.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..

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