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EMC - Early Mornin' Club - EMC
    #22070926 - 08/10/15 09:08 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:emc:

Woke up still high on Kratom and got in a fist fight with the cat.

He won.

'Sup with y'all?


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
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Re: EMC - Early Mornin' Club - EMC [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22070936 - 08/10/15 09:11 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i was gonna make an emc but i was too lazy and figured someone else was going to :lol:

i'm chillen right now.  gonna see my therapist today then go into the city later today and hang around for a few hours.  i wanna score some pot, so hopefully that happens.


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Re: EMC - Early Mornin' Club - EMC [Re: sanchothestoner]
    #22070957 - 08/10/15 09:19 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I had some pot, but this fuckin' cat scattered it across the shed


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]


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Re: EMC - Early Mornin' Club - EMC [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22070971 - 08/10/15 09:22 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That cat is an asshole man

Anyway I'm just chillin

Probably gonna make a sandwich soon


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Re: EMC - Early Mornin' Club - EMC [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22070974 - 08/10/15 09:24 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

ThatKidWithTheFace said:
I had some pot, but this fuckin' cat scattered it across the shed




dat sux


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Re: EMC - Early Mornin' Club - EMC [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22071018 - 08/10/15 09:36 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

ThatKidWithTheFace said:
I had some pot, but this fuckin' cat scattered it across the shed



If I had a nickle.  Having pets is rough for a stoner from time to time.  :lolsy: 

High as shit, taking a break today. Listening to some JRE and chillin.


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Re: EMC - Early Mornin' Club - EMC [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #22071051 - 08/10/15 09:55 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I'm feelin' good this mornin', y'all!

I was still high off the kratom last night when I woke up, took a lil more before I jumped in the shower.

Might ride to town in a sec.

Yeah :awehigh:


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]


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Re: EMC - Early Mornin' Club - EMC [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22071089 - 08/10/15 10:04 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Kitties and weed seem to be a theme this morning and I'm no exception here. The only reason I'm awake is that my Siamese wouldn't leave me alone. Been smoking some shitty unflushed weed and dabbing some of the finest shatter while watching Voyager.

Also drinking a tiramisu breve.


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Re: EMC - Early Mornin' Club - EMC [Re: Giftofdeprivation] * 2
    #22071105 - 08/10/15 10:10 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Fuckin' cats, dude. More damn trouble than they're worth :lol:


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]


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Re: EMC - Early Mornin' Club - EMC [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22071116 - 08/10/15 10:12 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i put my pot in the stash. now i duno where my stash is. but i should have pot soon


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Re: EMC - Early Mornin' Club - EMC [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22071119 - 08/10/15 10:14 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

One time my dad had a very large room full of weed and he went out for the night. He must not have closed the door fully because our cat got in there and was chewing on the plants. It tore open his bag of weed and was eating the nugs. The little shit was notorious for running off with joints and shit. She just loved weed. People would be smoking it and she'd rub up on people's legs and shit. Really weird. Cats get high.


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Re: EMC - Early Mornin' Club - EMC [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22071126 - 08/10/15 10:15 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

My cat loves to eat plants :lol: Every male we've pulled up, we give to him as a toy :lol:


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
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Re: EMC - Early Mornin' Club - EMC [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22071134 - 08/10/15 10:17 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Weed, catnip, and mint are all in the same family. Many like all three. My cat's a fiend for nip. I don't want her to get a taste for my weed though!


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Re: EMC - Early Mornin' Club - EMC [Re: Giftofdeprivation]
    #22071275 - 08/10/15 11:03 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Went to the storage unit this morning. Bought a bunch of boxes, picked up some heavy duty ones from my old job. Found some shirts and meters and other specialized tools so I returned them. Secured two solid references.

The company I worked for just had paycuts, they're making employees pay gas to go to jobsites, buy their own work clothing. They'll be surprised when the entire crew files paperwork for 60 cents a gallon vs the state 29 cents for thousands of miles x6.

You know how people say "everyone thinks when they leave their job the place will fall apart"? Well, it did. They got fined for hiring two felons for going in and out of residentials. It's not looking good for them at all. Just had a major music festival about an hour away and revenue was 22% of last year's which was just as horrible.

On a brighter note, I found a job that's paying me 14 more an hour for my licensure and experience, just waiting for confirmation, looking to start in Sept. Secured our place in Oregon. I only have to get there and I start.

Donating clothes and furniture to the needy in town. Lot of stuff that's far too big for me. I trimmed down a lot last summer, gained 30 pounds over winter, lost 40 in the last two months. I knew it would melt off quick, but I'm getting older now, I can't sit around recovering from surgeries. Winter was so slow I was playing video games and gambling online for 5 to 6 hours a day, until I had to train the new guy who got fired last month. Starting pay is 9 an hour now for those positions. You can make more as a cashier at Walmart, and they still don't offer benefits. Starting pay was 17 an hour two years ago and I left at 22.75/hr.

The shit part being I just got approved for a 40k surgery through insurance and now have to move. Great timing, assholes. Only took 3 years for approval!

Just waiting for the other shoe to drop on some things. Have to get a storage unit in OR, a P.O. box, and find some movers. Tempted to just give the furniture away and buy new stuff when we get there, fuck it, a bed and a sectional is only like 4 grand who cares.


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Re: EMC - Early Mornin' Club - EMC [Re: Adden]
    #22071300 - 08/10/15 11:13 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

About to go for a swim then gonna hit the gym later tonight with my buddy


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Re: EMC - Early Mornin' Club - EMC [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #22071308 - 08/10/15 11:15 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

DSHSB? Careful for any tearing. Underwater sex is not what some people think it is.


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Re: EMC - Early Mornin' Club - EMC [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #22071392 - 08/10/15 11:46 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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About to go for a swim then gonna hit the gym later tonight with my buddy




Great plot for a porno


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Re: EMC - Early Mornin' Club - EMC [Re: koods]
    #22071405 - 08/10/15 11:48 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Koods are you drunk?  You've been stalking me all day.


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Re: EMC - Early Mornin' Club - EMC [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #22071512 - 08/10/15 12:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I'm stalking Dys. You're low hanging fruit.


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Re: EMC - Early Mornin' Club - EMC [Re: koods]
    #22071536 - 08/10/15 12:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Are you going to pluck his berry?


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