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Invisiblesudly
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I have stitches in my dick.
    #22056693 - 08/07/15 05:06 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I recently underwent a frenuloplasty to repair a tight frenulum. By holy of shit it has been a weird month because I've haven't had any sexual thoughts due to a fear of ripping open my dick.

Lifes tough yo.

Also tripping on DXM at the mo.


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InvisibleautomanM
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Re: I have stitches in my dick. [Re: sudly]
    #22056972 - 08/07/15 08:03 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I bet you peed all over the back of your toilet the first time you took a leak, heh, now that your dick hole is pointed higher


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Invisiblesudly
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Re: I have stitches in my dick. [Re: automan]
    #22057264 - 08/07/15 08:53 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

I was smart enough to sit but I did wear diapers for a few days.


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OfflineVsnares.Zappa
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Re: I have stitches in my dick. [Re: sudly]
    #22057384 - 08/07/15 09:08 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)



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OfflineMatt87
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Re: I have stitches in my dick. [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
    #22057464 - 08/07/15 09:25 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Yikes! That sounds horrible.


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: I have stitches in my dick. [Re: Matt87]
    #22059625 - 08/07/15 05:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Tearing your frenulum: Ouch
Having someone poke a needle through your dick: Horrible
No sex for a month: Hell...


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OfflineBlack_Sunset
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Re: I have stitches in my dick. [Re: Patlal]
    #22065452 - 08/09/15 12:57 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

When I was 9 this kid on my class told me he stuck needles in through his urethra as far as he could. He wasn't lying.


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InvisibleSophistic Radiance
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Re: I have stitches in my dick. [Re: Black_Sunset]
    #22067922 - 08/09/15 04:00 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Black_Sunset said:
When I was 9 this kid on my class told me he stuck needles in through his urethra as far as he could. He wasn't lying.




:suicide:


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Re: I have stitches in my dick. [Re: Patlal]
    #22068303 - 08/09/15 05:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Patlal said:
No sex for a month: Hell...



Haha, now Patlal thinks his name is PimpDaddyMcGee because his roomie is bangin' him


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Offlinekoods
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Re: I have stitches in my dick. [Re: Sheekle]
    #22070190 - 08/10/15 12:28 AM (8 years, 6 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
No sex for a month: Hell...



Haha, now Patlal thinks his name is PimpDaddyMcGee because his roomie is bangin' him




Lol. I was thinking that too. I mean not "pimpdaddymcgee" that's weird.


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