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sudly
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I have stitches in my dick.
#22056693 - 08/07/15 05:06 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I recently underwent a frenuloplasty to repair a tight frenulum. By holy of shit it has been a weird month because I've haven't had any sexual thoughts due to a fear of ripping open my dick.
Lifes tough yo.
Also tripping on DXM at the mo.
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Re: I have stitches in my dick. [Re: sudly]
#22056972 - 08/07/15 08:03 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I bet you peed all over the back of your toilet the first time you took a leak, heh, now that your dick hole is pointed higher
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sudly
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Re: I have stitches in my dick. [Re: automan]
#22057264 - 08/07/15 08:53 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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I was smart enough to sit but I did wear diapers for a few days.
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Re: I have stitches in my dick. [Re: sudly]
#22057384 - 08/07/15 09:08 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Yikes! That sounds horrible.
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Patlal
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Re: I have stitches in my dick. [Re: Matt87]
#22059625 - 08/07/15 05:17 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Tearing your frenulum: Ouch Having someone poke a needle through your dick: Horrible No sex for a month: Hell...
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Re: I have stitches in my dick. [Re: Patlal]
#22065452 - 08/09/15 12:57 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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When I was 9 this kid on my class told me he stuck needles in through his urethra as far as he could. He wasn't lying.
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Quote:
Black_Sunset said: When I was 9 this kid on my class told me he stuck needles in through his urethra as far as he could. He wasn't lying.
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Re: I have stitches in my dick. [Re: Patlal]
#22068303 - 08/09/15 05:09 PM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said: No sex for a month: Hell...
Haha, now Patlal thinks his name is PimpDaddyMcGee because his roomie is bangin' him
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Re: I have stitches in my dick. [Re: Sheekle]
#22070190 - 08/10/15 12:28 AM (8 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sheekle said:
Quote:
Patlal said: No sex for a month: Hell...
Haha, now Patlal thinks his name is PimpDaddyMcGee because his roomie is bangin' him
Lol. I was thinking that too. I mean not "pimpdaddymcgee" that's weird.
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