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MushyMatt
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blankk said:
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MushyMatt said: Fuck off ya bloody cunt.
How about ya go ahead and fuck yourself
Lol wasn't directing that toward you, just saying a common saying with the word cunt.
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Lachy
Just doin' it



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We call mates 'cunts' and cunts 'mates' in Australia.. Not all the time and certainly not all of us, but those who don't mind a bit of swearing. It's shocking to hear a female say the word tbh, depending on context can be funny too.
95% of the time I will only use this word around the guys, almost always unless too drunk to control.. it won't come out in front of the females.
I have found that majority of people who swear (not every second word, but within each or most sentences whether it be fuck, shit, cunt, etc.) are genuinely more honest, true and open-minded people. Those who don't are generally more uptight and judge-mental people. Not sure if this is an Aussie thing or a global thing. Interested to know.
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Turtletotem
Dutch Delight



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Re: Cunt [Re: Konyap]
#22070556 - 08/10/15 05:48 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Konyap said: retarded people use it and turdZ
Hey kut, pleur toch een end op met je gekut, godverkut.
(Hey cunt, piss off with your cunting, goddamncunt.) This is a normal sentence.
This word is so inoffensive in the Dutch language it's funny. When you hit your head: ouch, cunt! When you see a movie you hate: cuntmovie. A woman who is a pain in the ass: she's a cuntwench! A man is being a dick: what a cuntguy!
You can even combine it with other swears for maximum swearing! A bad situtation: This is typhoid-fever cunt! Fuck goddamnme why is it so cunt?!!
America? Cunt country. The weather? Cunt weather. Your dog? Cuntbeast. Those guys over there? cuntfolks.
When your wife slepped with your best friend? Damn, that is a cancercunt situation buddy.
When your kids are being a nuisance? Hey kids, stop that cunting!
Hangover? I feel fucking cunt.
When the farmers have some new loud machine they're using: What is that cunt sound?
When you went to the casino and people ask you if it was fun: no, it was cunt.
Okay I'll stop now
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Edited by Turtletotem (08/10/15 05:59 AM)
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Lachy
Just doin' it



Registered: 06/03/15
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Turtletotem said:
Hey kut, pleur toch een end op met je gekut, godverkut.
(Hey cunt, piss off with your cunting, goddamncunt.) This is a normal sentence.
This word is so inoffensive in the Dutch language it's funny. When you hit your head: ouch, cunt! When you see a movie you hate: cuntmovie. A woman who is a pain in the ass: she's a cuntwench! A man is being a dick: what a cuntguy!
You can even combine it with other swears for maximum swearing! A bad situtation: This is typhoid-fever cunt! Fuck goddamnme why is it so cunt?!!
America? Cunt country. The weather? Cunt weather. Your dog? Cuntbeast. Those guys over there? cuntfolks.
When your wife slepped with your best friend? Damn, that is a cancercunt situation buddy.
I can't wait to visit the dutch people. We will get along quite well haha
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akira_akuma
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Re: Cunt [Re: Lachy]
#22070576 - 08/10/15 06:02 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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it's strong language. you don't call someone a cunt, and really mean it, without there being some strong context to the word's meaning. "you're a cunt" can mean something jokingly, sure...but seriously it means "you're a yeasty overused flapping cunt and you should stfu", which is pretty fuckin' harsh.
it's like calling someone a piece of shit...we all know shit isn't really too strong of language outside of calling someone a piece of it...then it picks up a whole new meaning; "you're a piece of excrement that people wash down drains and that smells like rot, and no one likes you".
i agree with Carlin. it's in the context of how the word is used.
sometimes people can do with being called something harsh - it feels right.
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Turtletotem
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Re: Cunt [Re: Lachy]
#22070578 - 08/10/15 06:03 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lachy said: I can't wait to visit the dutch people. We will get along quite well haha
We also tend to call people mate (vriend) when we don't mean it. Australians will fit in fine here, no worries. (Maak je geen zorgen.)
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akira_akuma said: "you're a yeasty overused flapping cunt and you should stfu", which is pretty fuckin' harsh.
Unless you're already bickering and in a foul mood, I expect people here (Zeeland) to laugh their ass off at such a hillarious sentence. 
(Je bent een gistende verbruikte flapperende kut en je moet je bek houden) Holy shit if someone was pissed off at me and used that I would laugh so fucking hard
Edited by Turtletotem (08/10/15 06:06 AM)
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1234go
Ban Lotto Champion


Registered: 07/08/09
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Re: Cunt [Re: Adolin]
#22070790 - 08/10/15 08:08 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Depends on the context, I chose 5 as well.
I'd only use the word cunt if the other person was aware of my intentions, knowing that i'm only joking.
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Cunt [Re: 1234go]
#22070794 - 08/10/15 08:11 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I gave it a 6 because it's just bitch with a nice blunt sound.
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1234go
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Yeah if you wanna end a statement strong and get a point across. Cunt is the word to use.
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Cunt [Re: 1234go]
#22070835 - 08/10/15 08:26 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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It's my spiritual belief that fuck and cunt were made as equals, lovers across space and time.
Fucking cunt.
Beautiful.
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1234go
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There's really no topping it, it'd be hard to even come back after that.
I love the scene in "This is the end"...
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Janky Tits

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Re: Cunt [Re: 1234go]
#22070856 - 08/10/15 08:39 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I called my mom a cunt 2 days ago and she didn't get that mad. In fact I think she liked it
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Turtletotem
Dutch Delight



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Re: Cunt [Re: 1234go]
#22070860 - 08/10/15 08:40 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Pff, cunt.. softest of all the swears, just like shit.
Cancer, that's a really bad one. Don't use cancer as a swear in the Netherlands to be safe.
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SirShroomsAlott
Howdy



Registered: 05/15/14
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Re: Cunt [Re: Adolin]
#22070876 - 08/10/15 08:45 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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No stal invalid poll lol for real I would of voted 0.
No word is offensive, words are subjective, just because you took offense doesn't mean it meant to offend. I can say something in an offensive manner but the only way it could offend is if you decide to take offense.
Words have no power. People choose to give them power, which is silly, because without a reaction it's the equivalent to the person not saying anything.
I know censoring the word isn't your intention, but in comedy especially (the last haven for true freedom of speech and brutal honesty IMO) people act like them not liking something is an argument for someone not being allowed to say it, which is ridiculous.
Censorship in almost any form is Satan's helper, and no word is more or less offensive than any other, because none are inherently offensive to begin with.
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