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Bit off so much. Choking.
    #22070024 - 08/09/15 11:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I can't even delete a blablabla I swallow loads post right I'm so stressed LOL

Thanks for the support from my whiny ass.


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Re: Bit off so much. Choking. [Re: vandago]
    #22070042 - 08/09/15 11:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

The judicial system in this country is crooked.
I'm sorry you've met the wrong end of it.

Just know that there are others in your shoes, and success and happiness are things left for you to define and no one else.


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Re: Bit off so much. Choking. [Re: ModestMouse]
    #22070057 - 08/09/15 11:26 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I feel for you.


Hope things turn out for the better.


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Re: Bit off so much. Choking. [Re: vandago]
    #22070062 - 08/09/15 11:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You're an aspiring comic right? I'd say get used to it :lol: They're pretty notorious for living pretty shitty lives. I'm sure the big names are comfortable but they probably don't even make up 1%.


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Re: Bit off so much. Choking. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22070098 - 08/09/15 11:43 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

How would a landlord know about your drug charges? Is that standard procedure there to get a criminal record background check to rent an apartment??


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Re: Bit off so much. Choking. [Re: vandago]
    #22070129 - 08/09/15 11:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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vandago said:
Working 3 jobs.  Can't find a place to live.  Doing everything in my power to make sure my dogs are comfy every night.  Smack dab in the middle of a 30 hour shift split between the three jobs, get off in 14 hours, no where to go shower or sleep because I haven't had any free time what so ever to find a place.  It sucks when you have 3 jobs, cash in hand, mad references, no evictions, and ok credit, and you still can't rent a shitty house in the ghetto because you have drug charges.


My fucking back hurts.

Rant bla bla loads. fuck I dunno. I guess I am just bored and really really worried right now.  Quit going to festivals last summer because I don't even enjoy them anymore, too dramatic and I feel like a sore thumb in a sea of sore thumbs. 

Why did I post this?  I dunno.  Love most of you guys.  Here's more fuel to call me a fuck up faggot or whatever.




3 jobs?!


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Re: Bit off so much. Choking. [Re: vandago]
    #22070201 - 08/10/15 12:36 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

keep searching people are just sluggish. should find a place , they just deny you out the blue like that?


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Re: Bit off so much. Choking. [Re: foodsgoodtoo] * 1
    #22070216 - 08/10/15 12:51 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I have two dogs that I refuse to part with. I have had the one for 9 years.  Almost all places that are in nice areas are against the whole pet + felony thing.  Everyone does a backround check, and a criminal check.  I have friends that would let me crash but they don't want my dogs there.  I had a lady helping me big time, but as I was saving up, her brother took her house back ( he was her landlord ) and she had to move back in with her parents because they are getting up in the years.


I was supposed to have til the 15th, but she got the truck today and moved all her stuff, and her brother came over when she wasnt home and told me GTFO.  He said he would give me 2 days to get my shit out of the house or he is trashing it.....and it's my entire adult lifes worth of belongings.

I have close to enough cash to go get a place, but I haven't found it yet....and it's at the point I am screwed.



And as far as aspiring comedy.  I think I am throwing the towel in on it.  I posted this HELL YA!!! post about it the other night, then woke up and in hindsight fucking hated my performance and haven't gotten any positive reviews about it, so I have fully decided I'm just a useless tool.


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Re: Bit off so much. Choking. [Re: foodsgoodtoo]
    #22070222 - 08/10/15 12:54 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Usually employment is what's difficult to find with drug charges.  Especially if yours are felonies.

Not housing.  Not where I am from at least.

So, Kudos to you for being employed, even more so that you have 3 jobs.

I have multiple friends who are repeat felons.  One serving 10 years, another serving 5 as we speak.   


Nobody would hire them, so they went back to dealing.

Catches up every time.


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Re: Bit off so much. Choking. [Re: Big Worm] * 2
    #22070227 - 08/10/15 12:58 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Usually employment is what's difficult to find with drug charges.  Especially if yours are felonies.

Not housing.  Not where I am from at least.

So, Kudos to you for being employed, even more so that you have 3 jobs.

I have multiple friends who are repeat felons.  One serving 10 years, another serving 5 as we speak.   


Nobody would hire them, so they went back to dealing.

Catches up every time.




And they wonder why there's such recidivism in the criminal justice system. Maybe if they provided job training in jail and make it easier for a felon to obtain a job with the training, it might not be so high.


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Re: Bit off so much. Choking. [Re: Big Worm]
    #22070245 - 08/10/15 01:20 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Big Worm said:
Usually employment is what's difficult to find with drug charges.  Especially if yours are felonies.

Not housing.  Not where I am from at least.






I have never heard of this either. I have heard of getting kicked out of welfare housing for convictions but never getting refused housing for a record. There must be like basement apartment or something with no checks that will let OP have a dog.


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Re: Bit off so much. Choking. [Re: my3rdeye]
    #22070363 - 08/10/15 02:42 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

It's my time restraints now.  I was supposed to have til sept 1st, then it changed to aug 15th, then on the 8th suddenly it was "get out now" and I'm not on the lease.

My things are in 3 different spots, I haven't slept in my own bed in over 3 months.

I can't even find time to get a truck, or browse craigslist, or find ways to go check places out. 

I keep thinking I got this, and then I realize I am the pins....not the ball....


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Re: Bit off so much. Choking. [Re: vandago]
    #22070424 - 08/10/15 03:42 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

atleast u got ur pups


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Re: Bit off so much. Choking. [Re: Salomon] * 1
    #22070572 - 08/10/15 06:00 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Rent a storage unit for your shit, and stay in a cheap motel for a week. Any chance you could take a day off work to get your living situation to a relatively stable place?  You might also want to ask around about places to live while you're at work if you'r friendly with anybody. They might know of an open place and be able to give you a reference.


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Re: Bit off so much. Choking. [Re: Mr.GuessWork]
    #22070606 - 08/10/15 06:20 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Ditto to this guy!  I really hope this works out for you OP!  Being homeless is shitty.


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Re: Bit off so much. Choking. [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #22070725 - 08/10/15 07:37 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

theyre suppose to hold your stuff for ninety days? then they can trash it.


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Re: Bit off so much. Choking. [Re: vandago] * 1
    #22070726 - 08/10/15 07:38 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I think you're amazing actually,
hardcore is cool incarnate.


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Re: Bit off so much. Choking. [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #22070745 - 08/10/15 07:48 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Someones watchin my dogs til I am stable. I wouldnt subject them to no shelter and my stress. I just started my new job and im in training so no way to take off. Im going to keep struggling because thats what i do. Moneys bs and means nothing....broke isnt so bad....its whatever the fuck is wrong in my head. I wanna file for ssi but i just keep trying and failing. Sick of meds and coops and sucking and struggling to fall. It makes no sense.


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Re: Bit off so much. Choking. [Re: vandago]
    #22070749 - 08/10/15 07:49 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I dont even know why i post this stupid fucking trash. I suck. Its a repitious shit cycle that vultures just prey on.


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Re: Bit off so much. Choking. [Re: vandago]
    #22070893 - 08/10/15 08:55 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

hey  buck up mate, you're working your self ragged, you dont deserve to feel bad about yourself too.


it's the struggle, but everyone needs a hug every now and then.:hug:


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Re: Bit off so much. Choking. [Re: vandago]
    #22070943 - 08/10/15 09:15 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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vandago said:
I dont even know why i post this stupid fucking trash. I suck. Its a repitious shit cycle that vultures just prey on.




Quit beating yourself up and calm down so you can find a way to get your shit together the rest of the way. You're just way too stressed. Fuck the vultures.


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Re: Bit off so much. Choking. [Re: vandago]
    #22070964 - 08/10/15 09:21 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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And as far as aspiring comedy.  I think I am throwing the towel in on it.  I posted this HELL YA!!! post about it the other night, then woke up and in hindsight fucking hated my performance and haven't gotten any positive reviews about it, so I have fully decided I'm just a useless tool.




That doesn't mean you're no good. Louis ck, Dave Chappelle, Bill Hicks, you name them, they started off bombing...big time. The only thing that seperates you and them is they kept going and you're willing to be defeated.

If you aren't getting laughs, than alter your jokes, write new ones, try a different stage persona, talk about something more relateable (your dogs for instance)......write more, get on stage more, that's all there is to it, and if you're failing, write even more.


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Re: Bit off so much. Choking. [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22071154 - 08/10/15 10:23 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

My biggest struggle with housing has been my dog.  You are a good person for not giving them up..  I have had great luck in perusing Craigslist- it may not be ideal but you were eradicated suddenly from your home, its going to take a temporary situation to get you back where you want to be.
Stay honest and good and the karma will cycle around.  :hug:


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Re: Bit off so much. Choking. [Re: birdeatingspider]
    #22074730 - 08/11/15 02:48 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Well.......I worked 26 hours straight yesterday when I posted this.  12-10 at one job, 11-7 at another job, and 8-3 at another one......fucking moving, then auditing, then contracting......got 4 hours of sleep....now I am 6 hours into a 14 hour shift.  BUT!  I got a promotion at this job.....so I will be working an extra 16 hrs LOL.  But a landlord finally fucking called me back and said he has a place right in the middle of all my jobs he's willing to rent.  Just gotta keep venting on the internet, and smiling in real life.


I think my issue with comedy is the area.  I need to travel. I need to find where my style works better.....and I do need more focused material that pertains to my actual thoughts....my life experiences....what I think could make a difference......and quit the shock comedy bs.  I think once I get situated into a house I will be writing again.

If this kind woman wasn't caring for my dogs I don't know what I'd do right now.  She's been watching them while I work, but if I get this place I won't have to worry about it anymore, it's close enough to ride a bike to all 3 jobs.

I gotta breath more and smoke less cigarettes.  Weed hasn't even been an option lately either because of the hours I am working.  I can't risk getting stoned and passing out standing up lol.  I can not fucking wait til 3 pm and be able to go to sleep for 8 hrs.


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Re: Bit off so much. Choking. [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22074885 - 08/11/15 05:21 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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You're an aspiring comic right? I'd say get used to it :lol: They're pretty notorious for living pretty shitty lives. I'm sure the big names are comfortable but they probably don't even make up 1%.




An arse-pirating comic? Sounds close to flaming to me and a little close to poof-phobic too!


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Re: Bit off so much. Choking. [Re: deucedbi9]
    #22074895 - 08/11/15 05:28 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Because that's a shit ton of stuff to deal with.... Good thing you don't have kids to lug around too :shrug:


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