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ThatKidWithTheFace
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LNC LNC LNC 1
#22069318 - 08/09/15 08:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Damn, y'all! I just bout got killed by a tweaked out Mexican!
So, I'm chillin' at my cousins, and this dude comes runnin' across the street. He's about a foot taller than me, at least 100 ponds heavier than me, and covered in gang tats He starts yelling in Spanish at me, then says "I done told you he ain't better than me! I done told you!"
I'm like "Dude, you got the wrong guy."
"Nah! I ain't got the wrong guy! I done told you! I done told you! I'm gone kill you!"
His dad jumps on him tryin' to hold him back and starts yelling in Spanish. His mother's crying "He's on drugs! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
He slings his dad (who is about twice my size) a couple feet, and his three cousins jump on him.
I assessed the situation and thought "nope!", So I jumped in my truck. As I'm backin' up, He breaks free of his cousins and runs to my truck. He tries to open my door, and when that didn't work he proceeded to try and break my window out.
So I drive off, and the motherfucker chased my truck for at least a mile.
Shit was crazy
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[quote]Sheekle said: [quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said: Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote] u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]
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Sheekle
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Quote:
ThatKidWithTheFace said: Damn, y'all! I just bout got killed by a tweaked out Mexican!
So, I'm chillin' at my cousins, and this dude comes runnin' across the street. He's about a foot taller than me, at least 100 ponds heavier than me, and covered in gang tats He starts yelling in Spanish at me, then says "I done told you he ain't better than me! I done told you!"
I'm like "Dude, you got the wrong guy."
"Nah! I ain't got the wrong guy! I done told you! I done told you! I'm gone kill you!"
His dad jumps on him tryin' to hold him back and starts yelling in Spanish. His mother's crying "He's on drugs! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
He slings his dad (who is about twice my size) a couple feet, and his three cousins jump on him.
I assessed the situation and thought "nope!", So I jumped in my truck. As I'm backin' up, He breaks free of his cousins and runs to my truck. He tries to open my door, and when that didn't work he proceeded to try and break my window out.
So I drive off, and the motherfucker chased my truck for at least a mile.
Shit was crazy
A mile? You couldn't go any faster than that?
That's a fucking nuts-ass story though. I'm glad nothing like that happened to me, ever
My day was pretty boring, I'm really hoping some people buy my old car and guitar real soon. I've gotten responses for them on craigslist, but then they don't respond after that
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Re: LNC LNC LNC [Re: Sheekle]
#22069354 - 08/09/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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went to this crazy brewery b4 n got ton of good beeer so drinkin that
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OhMrJohnson
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Damn that was a crazy story dude
Gotta watch out for them crazy tweakers Mexican or not they're all nuts
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Big Worm
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If you were my cousin.
I would have done something to back you up.
But my cousin and I are close.
But I do agree, certain situations are better to just get away from.
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TNK
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You should have smoked meth with him, then plotted who would get randomly jumped next.
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Re: LNC LNC LNC [Re: TNK]
#22069569 - 08/09/15 09:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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sheekle needs to learn how to properly use the quote function
and op, that is pretty damn crazy. how do you know they weren't his brothers and not his cousins though?
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TNK
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Re: LNC LNC LNC [Re: 404] 2
#22069582 - 08/09/15 09:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sheekle is worst OP of 2015, he is runner up for potentially worst shit poster of 2016.
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Sheekle
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Re: LNC LNC LNC [Re: TNK]
#22069596 - 08/09/15 09:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Melt harder
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TNK
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Re: LNC LNC LNC [Re: Sheekle]
#22069602 - 08/09/15 09:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Didn't you hear the news?
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Re: LNC LNC LNC [Re: TNK]
#22069608 - 08/09/15 09:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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fgt
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Sheekle
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Re: LNC LNC LNC [Re: 404]
#22069625 - 08/09/15 09:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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i just paid a 210 dollar ticket i got on the way back from chicag
got damn i better sell my car or guitar in the next few days so i can make it to peach fest or my privileged life as a white male in the upper class suburbs of america will be forever ruined
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Re: LNC LNC LNC [Re: Sheekle]
#22069635 - 08/09/15 09:34 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Salomon
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Re: LNC LNC LNC [Re: TNK]
#22069636 - 08/09/15 09:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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sup folks coming off some lsd, feeling great, got to see some bands at a lil local mini fest.
ate some golden noms when i got home. lnc dawgs
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Re: LNC LNC LNC [Re: Sheekle]
#22069643 - 08/09/15 09:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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your tie dye game is gonna dwindle if you don't push out into the real market.
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sanchothestoner
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Re: LNC LNC LNC [Re: 404]
#22069700 - 08/09/15 09:47 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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went to the beach with today with my sister and a good friend. got stoned, drank a few beers, played guitar. good day. now i'm just hanging around thinking about food.
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Sheekle
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stop drinking beer if u have a liver disorder from drinking beer
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Re: LNC LNC LNC [Re: Sheekle]
#22069769 - 08/09/15 10:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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shush up i only drank this one time
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Sheekle
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sanchothestoner said: went to the beach with today with my sister and a good friend. got stoned, poked myself in the eye, put my hand on a hot burner, played guitar. good day. now i'm just hanging around thinking about food.
That's what it looks like u said basically
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Sheekle
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sanchothestoner said: shush up i only drank this one time
no u didn't u've been drinking since u got the liver diagnosis i see u in the LNC's and shit man, i mean do what u want but christ man that's not good dude. i don't say this shit to empower myself over u or scold u, i say this because i care about u even if u are some random dude. seriously quit doin that shit if u have any sense
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