48 BC – Caesar's Civil War: Battle of Pharsalus – Julius Caesar decisively defeats Pompey at Pharsalus and Pompey flees to Egypt. 378 – Gothic War: Battle of Adrianople – A large Roman army led by Emperor Valens is defeated by the Visigoths. Valens is killed along with over half of his army. 1173 – Construction of the campanile of the Cathedral of Pisa (now known as the Leaning Tower of Pisa) begins; it will take two centuries to complete. 1329 – Quilon, the first Indian Christian Diocese, is erected by Pope John XXII; the French-born Jordanus is appointed the first Bishop. 1483 – Opening of the Sistine Chapel in Rome with the celebration of a Mass. 1500 – Ottoman–Venetian War (1499–1503): The Ottomans capture Methoni, Messenia. 1610 – The First Anglo-Powhatan War begins in colonial Virginia. 1810 – Napoleon annexes Westphalia as part of the First French Empire. 1814 – Indian Wars: the Creek sign the Treaty of Fort Jackson, giving up huge parts of Alabama and Georgia. 1842 – The Webster–Ashburton Treaty is signed, establishing the United States–Canada border east of the Rocky Mountains. Inuit tribes ignore the white man's silly game and continue to hunt and smoke cannabis. 1854 – Henry David Thoreau publishes Walden. 1862 – American Civil War: Battle of Cedar Mountain – At Cedar Mountain, Virginia, Confederate General Stonewall Jackson narrowly defeats Union forces under General John Pope. 1877 – Indian Wars: Battle of the Big Hole – A small band of Nez Percé Indians clash with the United States Army. The white man was quoted as exclaiming, "Damn these sun-tempered Injun women gots bigger and better boobs than most a' our women got!" 1892 – Thomas Edison receives a patent for a two-way telegraph. 1902 – Edward VII and Alexandra of Denmark are crowned King and Queen of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland. 1907 – The first Boy Scout encampment concludes at Brownsea Island in southern England. 1914 – Start of the Battle of Mulhouse, part of a French attempt to recover the province of Alsace and the first French offensive of World War I. 1925 – A train robbery takes place in Kakori, near Lucknow, India 1930 – Betty Boop makes her cartoon debut in Dizzy Dishes. 1936 – Summer Olympic Games: Games of the XI Olympiad – Jesse Owens wins his fourth gold medal at the games. 1942 – Indian leader Mahatma Gandhi is arrested in Bombay by British forces, launching the Quit India Movement. 1942 – World War II: Battle of Savo Island – Allied naval forces protecting their amphibious forces during the initial stages of the Battle of Guadalcanal are surprised and defeated by an Imperial Japanese Navy cruiser force. 1944 – The United States Forest Service and the Wartime Advertising Council release posters featuring Smokey Bear for the first time. His original slogan, "Plant a Seed, Grow some Weed!" was changed to "Only you can prevent forest fires." after only five years. 1944 – Continuation War: The Vyborg–Petrozavodsk Offensive, the largest offensive launched by Soviet Union against Finland during the Second World War, ends to a strategic stalemate. Both Finnish and Soviet troops at the Finnish front dug to defensive positions, and the front remains stable until the end of the war. 1945 – World War II: Nagasaki is devastated when an atomic bomb, Fat Man, is dropped by the United States B-29 Bockscar. 35,000 people are killed outright, including 23,200-28,200 Japanese war workers, 2,000 Korean forced workers, and 150 Japanese soldiers. Meanwhile, a fat man in Arkansas yells at, and almost disowns his son for courting a cute, sharp black chick." 1945 – The Red Army invades Japanese-occupied Manchuria. Stoners in the region were furious until they were informed "I said 'Manchuria', not 'Marijuana'." 1965 – Singapore is expelled from Malaysia and becomes the only country to date to gain independence unwillingly. 1965 – A fire at a Titan missile base near Searcy, Arkansas kills 53 construction workers. 1969 – Followers led by Charles Manson murder pregnant actress Sharon Tate (wife of Roman Polanski), coffee heiress Abigail Folger, Polish actor Wojciech Frykowski, men's hairstylist Jay Sebring and recent high-school graduate Steven Parent. 1971 – The Troubles: The British Army in Northern Ireland launches Operation Demetrius. Hundreds of people are arrested and interned, thousands are displaced, and twenty are killed in the violence that followed. Some Northerners were quoted as saying, "Still not keeping me from getting stociously ossified!" 1974 – As a direct result of the Watergate scandal, Richard Nixon becomes the first President of the United States to resign from office. His Vice President, Gerald Ford, becomes president. 1993 – The Liberal Democratic Party of Japan loses a 38-year hold on national leadership. 1995 – Jerry Garcia passes into the realms of shadow, to continue the chant of the ever-circling skeletal family. Pigpen greets him with a bong, a banjo, and a bottle of moonshine. 1999 – Russian President Boris Yeltsin fires his Prime Minister, Sergei Stepashin, and for the fourth time fires his entire cabinet. 2006 – At least 21 suspected terrorists were arrested in the 2006 transatlantic aircraft plot that happened in the United Kingdom. The arrests were made in London, Birmingham, and High Wycombe in an overnight operation. 2014 – Michael Brown, an unarmed 18-year-old African American male in Ferguson, Missouri, was shot and killed by a Ferguson police officer, sparking protests and unrest in the city. 2015 – We could not speak, although the sudden glow Of passion mantling to the crimson cheek Of either, told our tale of love, although We could not speak. What need of language, barren and false and bleak, While our white arms could link each other so, And fond red lips their partners mutely seek? What time for language, when our kisses flow Eloquent, warm, as words are cold and weak? -- Or now -- Ah! sweetheart, even were it so We could not speak!
Edit: Jerry, baby!
-------------------- Do what thou Wilt shall be the Whole of the Law Love is the Law. Love under Will
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!! The Sovereign Peanut has Spoken!!
Edited by ServantOfBaphomet (08/09/15 10:51 PM)
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