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Shroomopotamus
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I'm going to cut off my dick 1
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I don't even give a fuck chop chop byeeeeeeeeeeeee! c ya l8r!!!
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That a really bad idea.
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: FreeTheSoul] 3
#22068087 - 08/09/15 04:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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who the FUCK do you think you ARE telling me my brain aint no good you son of a hotdog and clam sandwich
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Astral Pain
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You wont be able to orgasm. That would make anyone insane, or more insane for some.
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doesn't suprise me
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Sheekle] 1
#22068109 - 08/09/15 04:37 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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ur s0 buthrt ull never get it now r u gonna cry cry harder sheekle cry til you can swim bb
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Shroomopotamus said: I don't even give a fuck chop chop byeeeeeeeeeeeee! c ya l8r!!!
Slut
les bi real
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get what now
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zappaisgod
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#22068136 - 08/09/15 04:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
4HO-DMT said:

i love my shlong
i could never cut him off
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Sell it on eBay
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: SunnyD]
#22068148 - 08/09/15 04:42 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Pussy
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: zappaisgod]
#22068151 - 08/09/15 04:42 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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No need to cut when it could be tied off until it dies and falls off.
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You should cook it tender, add some salt/pepper.
Bon(ne) appetit!
Edited by Beanhead (08/09/15 04:46 PM)
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zappaisgod
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Astral Pain]
#22068185 - 08/09/15 04:47 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Astral Pain said: No need to cut when it could be tied off until it dies and falls off.
You trying to put me out of wotk?
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: zappaisgod]
#22068208 - 08/09/15 04:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I've put bands on bulls before for castration. Want me to hook you up?
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Acaterpillar] 2
#22068217 - 08/09/15 04:52 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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And I've castrated piglets with a razorblade
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: zappaisgod]
#22068222 - 08/09/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Piglet balls
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TNK
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
#22068224 - 08/09/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Acaterpillar
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: zappaisgod]
#22068251 - 08/09/15 05:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
zappaisgod said: And I've castrated piglets with a razorblade
That's brutal dude.
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: TNK]
#22068261 - 08/09/15 05:02 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Or better yet a livestream. Let me just grab some
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: zappaisgod]
#22068301 - 08/09/15 05:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: And I've castrated piglets with a razorblade
I prefer to use my teeth
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Dark_Star]
#22068310 - 08/09/15 05:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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you could salt it and stick it in a food dehydrator and give it to someone you really hate sayin its beef jerky
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zappaisgod
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Acaterpillar]
#22068327 - 08/09/15 05:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Acaterpillar said:
Quote:
zappaisgod said: And I've castrated piglets with a razorblade
That's brutal dude.
Not really. Standard operating procedure on a farm. Quick and clean. Seems less evil than the rubber band around the balls routine and besides you couldn't do the rubber band on piglets, their little nuts haven't descended. They didn't even need to take a stitch.
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: zappaisgod]
#22068705 - 08/09/15 06:26 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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THIS THREAD IS A FAIL!
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: zappaisgod] 1
#22068852 - 08/09/15 06:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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zappaisgod said: And I've castrated piglets with a razorblade
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: zappaisgod]
#22068868 - 08/09/15 06:58 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
zappaisgod said:
Quote:
Acaterpillar said:
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zappaisgod said: And I've castrated piglets with a razorblade
That's brutal dude.
Not really. Standard operating procedure on a farm. Quick and clean. Seems less evil than the rubber band around the balls routine and besides you couldn't do the rubber band on piglets, their little nuts haven't descended. They didn't even need to take a stitch.
Damn.
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Detached]
#22068869 - 08/09/15 06:58 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Tha's how they do it on the farm. It aint no big deal. You don't need to stich 'em up at all. Little slit pop the nuts out and let 'em go. It's a small cut. They were all fine.
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: zappaisgod] 3
#22068873 - 08/09/15 06:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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And that's another reason that the farm life isn't for me.
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zappaisgod
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Detached]
#22068878 - 08/09/15 07:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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It is most definitely not for the faint of heart. It is brutal
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: zappaisgod]
#22068898 - 08/09/15 07:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Those rubber bands they use for castration must hurt like hell
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Yeah, that seems a lot more fucked up than what we did with the piglets.
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: zappaisgod]
#22068932 - 08/09/15 07:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: lood_dood]
#22069011 - 08/09/15 07:26 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Detached]
#22069081 - 08/09/15 07:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Detached said: And that's another reason that the farm life isn't for me.
Noob.
What's better, some boss telling you what to do, or a farmer standing next to you doing the same damn job.
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Quote:
Shroomopotamus said: I don't even give a fuck chop chop byeeeeeeeeeeeee! c ya l8r!!!
you should do it because ur dick deserves to feel SOMETHING..poor guy probably hasn't felt a damn thing in its life
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22070348 - 08/10/15 02:33 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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may as well just cut off my nipples too who the fuck needs em anyway byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Cut off your internet?
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Why not transform it into a vagina instead ?
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Moonshoe]
#22071225 - 08/10/15 10:47 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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No transformation needed.
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Sheekle]
#22071240 - 08/10/15 10:50 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: get what now
Get it before it's gone.
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Acaterpillar
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Astral Pain]
#22072806 - 08/10/15 05:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Astral Pain said: No transformation needed.

I wanna see the face of the owner of those genitalia.
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Acaterpillar]
#22072813 - 08/10/15 05:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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That taint a vagina
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Acaterpillar
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: koods]
#22072824 - 08/10/15 05:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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You saying that it's photoshopped on, or surgically created? Either way, that doesn't quell my curiosity.
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Acaterpillar]
#22072847 - 08/10/15 05:58 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I have no idea. If the dick and balls weren't there, is that slit even in the right place? It looks kinda small too. Fuck idk I've never inspected one of those things up close. Can't be denied that's a nice cock though.
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: koods]
#22072857 - 08/10/15 06:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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OP has a chode
why else would he wanna cut off his dick its 1 inche!
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: SunnyD]
#22073291 - 08/10/15 07:38 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: pirate-blues]
#22073306 - 08/10/15 07:40 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm so confused and nauseated by it all.
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Detached]
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Sell it in the marketplace
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Psilocybend]
#22074324 - 08/10/15 11:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: TNK]
#22074337 - 08/10/15 11:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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so is this going to be the first DIY change gender tek on the shroomery?
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: koods]
#22074395 - 08/10/15 11:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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koods said: I have no idea. If the dick and balls weren't there, is that slit even in the right place? It looks kinda small too. Fuck idk I've never inspected one of those things up close. Can't be denied that's a nice cock though.
Yeah I'm pretty sure the cock n balls are edited into that picture. That is pretty much a fantasy, really when someone has hermaphrodite qualities it is in the category of like deformed genitals.
Girls are weird tho, their front butt isn't even on the front it is on the bottom Wtf women? Why can't we just bang parallel
Some people who are anti-MTF genital surgery I think make this point that the vagina can seem to be in the wrong place because the penis is position a bit more frontwards rather than on the bottom.
If people want to see what just a guy who cut his dick off looks like you can always just google Dorian Thorn.
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