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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #22070445 - 08/10/15 04:00 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Cut off your internet?


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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #22071125 - 08/10/15 10:15 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Why not transform it into a vagina instead ?


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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Moonshoe]
    #22071225 - 08/10/15 10:47 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

No transformation needed.



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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Sheekle]
    #22071240 - 08/10/15 10:50 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
get what now




Get it before it's gone.


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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Astral Pain]
    #22072806 - 08/10/15 05:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Astral Pain said:
No transformation needed.







I wanna see the face of the owner of those genitalia.


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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #22072813 - 08/10/15 05:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That taint a vagina


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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: koods]
    #22072824 - 08/10/15 05:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You saying that it's photoshopped on, or surgically created?
Either way, that doesn't quell my curiosity.


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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #22072847 - 08/10/15 05:58 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I have no idea. If the dick and balls weren't there, is that slit even in the right place? It looks kinda small too. Fuck idk I've never inspected one of those things up close. Can't be denied that's a nice cock though.


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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: koods]
    #22072857 - 08/10/15 06:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

OP has a chode

why else would he wanna cut off his dick
its 1 inche!


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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: SunnyD]
    #22073291 - 08/10/15 07:38 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:mmmkay:


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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: pirate-blues]
    #22073306 - 08/10/15 07:40 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I'm so confused and nauseated by it all.


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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Detached]
    #22074269 - 08/10/15 10:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: FungusOfTheBungus]
    #22074276 - 08/10/15 10:57 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Sell it in the marketplace


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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Psilocybend]
    #22074324 - 08/10/15 11:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Sell it in the marketplace




:puppet:

Doesn't even have enough posts to know of such a marketplace.


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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: TNK]
    #22074337 - 08/10/15 11:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

so is this going to be the first DIY change gender tek on the shroomery?


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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: koods]
    #22074395 - 08/10/15 11:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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koods said:
I have no idea. If the dick and balls weren't there, is that slit even in the right place? It looks kinda small too. Fuck idk I've never inspected one of those things up close. Can't be denied that's a nice cock though.




Yeah I'm pretty sure the cock n balls are edited into that picture.  That is pretty much a fantasy, really when someone has hermaphrodite qualities it is in the category of like deformed genitals.

Girls are weird tho, their front butt isn't even on the front it is on the bottom :undecided:  Wtf women?  Why can't we just bang parallel

Some people who are anti-MTF genital surgery I think make this point that the vagina can seem to be in the wrong place because the penis is position a bit more frontwards rather than on the bottom.

If people want to see what just a guy who cut his dick off looks like you can always just google Dorian Thorn.


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