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OfflineTNK
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22068224 - 08/09/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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RanOutOfWeed said:
Make a video so we can watch




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OfflineAcaterpillar
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22068251 - 08/09/15 05:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
And I've castrated piglets with a razorblade



That's brutal dude.


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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: TNK]
    #22068261 - 08/09/15 05:02 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Or better yet a livestream. Let me just grab some :popcorn:


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InvisibleDark_Star
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22068301 - 08/09/15 05:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
And I've castrated piglets with a razorblade




I prefer to use my teeth


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Invisibleluvdemboomers
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Dark_Star]
    #22068310 - 08/09/15 05:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

you could salt it and stick it in a food dehydrator and give it to someone you really hate sayin its beef jerky:lol:


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #22068327 - 08/09/15 05:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Acaterpillar said:
Quote:

zappaisgod said:
And I've castrated piglets with a razorblade



That's brutal dude.



Not really.  Standard operating procedure on a farm.  Quick and clean.  Seems less evil than the rubber band around the balls routine and besides you couldn't do the rubber band on piglets, their little nuts haven't descended.  They didn't even need to take a stitch.


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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22068705 - 08/09/15 06:26 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

THIS THREAD IS A FAIL!


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OfflineDetached
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: zappaisgod] * 1
    #22068852 - 08/09/15 06:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
And I've castrated piglets with a razorblade




:awwhellno:


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InvisibleSophistic Radiance
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22068868 - 08/09/15 06:58 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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zappaisgod said:
Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
Quote:

zappaisgod said:
And I've castrated piglets with a razorblade



That's brutal dude.



Not really.  Standard operating procedure on a farm.  Quick and clean.  Seems less evil than the rubber band around the balls routine and besides you couldn't do the rubber band on piglets, their little nuts haven't descended.  They didn't even need to take a stitch.




Damn.


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Detached]
    #22068869 - 08/09/15 06:58 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Tha's how they do it on the farm.  It aint no big deal.  You don't need to stich 'em up at all.  Little slit pop the nuts out and let 'em go.  It's a small cut.  They were all fine.


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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: zappaisgod] * 3
    #22068873 - 08/09/15 06:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

And that's another reason that the farm life isn't for me.


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Detached]
    #22068878 - 08/09/15 07:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

It is most definitely not for the faint of heart.  It is brutal


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Invisibleluvdemboomers
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22068898 - 08/09/15 07:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Those rubber bands they use for castration must hurt like hell :feelsbadman:


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OfflineLucisM
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #22068899 - 08/09/15 07:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

pain olympics


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22068904 - 08/09/15 07:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, that seems a lot more fucked up than what we did with the piglets.


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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22068932 - 08/09/15 07:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:angrytortilla:


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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: lood_dood]
    #22069011 - 08/09/15 07:26 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Detached]
    #22069081 - 08/09/15 07:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Detached said:
And that's another reason that the farm life isn't for me.




Noob.

What's better, some boss telling you what to do, or a farmer standing next to you doing the same damn job.


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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Shroomopotamus] * 1
    #22069696 - 08/09/15 09:45 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomopotamus said:
I don't even give a fuck
chop chop
byeeeeeeeeeeeee!
c ya l8r!!!





you should do it because ur dick deserves to feel SOMETHING..poor guy probably hasn't felt a damn thing in its life


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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22070348 - 08/10/15 02:33 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

may as well just cut off my nipples too who the fuck needs em anyway
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


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