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InvisibleShroomopotamus
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I'm going to cut off my dick * 1
    #22068069 - 08/09/15 04:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I don't even give a fuck
chop chop
byeeeeeeeeeeeee!
c ya l8r!!!


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OfflineFreeTheSoul
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Shroomopotamus] * 1
    #22068081 - 08/09/15 04:34 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That a really bad idea. :facepalm:


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InvisibleShroomopotamus
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: FreeTheSoul] * 3
    #22068087 - 08/09/15 04:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

who the FUCK do you think you ARE telling me my brain aint no good you son of a hotdog and clam sandwich


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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #22068090 - 08/09/15 04:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:freewilly:


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InvisibleAstral Pain
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #22068097 - 08/09/15 04:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You wont be able to orgasm. That would make anyone insane, or more insane for some.


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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #22068106 - 08/09/15 04:36 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

doesn't suprise me


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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #22068109 - 08/09/15 04:37 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

ur s0 buthrt ull never get it now r u gonna cry
cry harder sheekle
cry til you can swim bb


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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #22068112 - 08/09/15 04:37 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomopotamus said:
I don't even give a fuck
chop chop
byeeeeeeeeeeeee!
c ya l8r!!!



Slut

les bi real


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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #22068114 - 08/09/15 04:38 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

get what now


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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #22068119 - 08/09/15 04:38 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I have a lot of cutting tools and know how to use them


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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #22068136 - 08/09/15 04:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

4HO-DMT said:
:freewilly:



i love my shlong

i could never cut him off


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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Shroomopotamus] * 1
    #22068147 - 08/09/15 04:42 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Sell it on eBay


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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: SunnyD]
    #22068148 - 08/09/15 04:42 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Pussy


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InvisibleAstral Pain
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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22068151 - 08/09/15 04:42 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

No need to cut when it could be tied off until it dies and falls off.


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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #22068176 - 08/09/15 04:46 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You should cook it tender, add some salt/pepper.

Bon(ne) appetit!


Edited by Beanhead (08/09/15 04:46 PM)


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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Astral Pain]
    #22068185 - 08/09/15 04:47 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Astral Pain said:
No need to cut when it could be tied off until it dies and falls off.



You trying to put me out of wotk?


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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Shroomopotamus]
    #22068186 - 08/09/15 04:47 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Make a video so we can watch


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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22068208 - 08/09/15 04:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I've put bands on bulls before for castration. Want me to hook you up? :naughty:


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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Acaterpillar] * 2
    #22068217 - 08/09/15 04:52 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

And I've castrated piglets with a razorblade


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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22068222 - 08/09/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Piglet balls :drooling:


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