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Shroomopotamus
Happy Mushrooming



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I'm going to cut off my dick 1
#22068069 - 08/09/15 04:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I don't even give a fuck chop chop byeeeeeeeeeeeee! c ya l8r!!!
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FreeTheSoul
The wonderer.
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That a really bad idea.
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Shroomopotamus
Happy Mushrooming



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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: FreeTheSoul] 3
#22068087 - 08/09/15 04:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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who the FUCK do you think you ARE telling me my brain aint no good you son of a hotdog and clam sandwich
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4HO-DMT


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Astral Pain
Strange

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You wont be able to orgasm. That would make anyone insane, or more insane for some.
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Sheekle
FREE BURKE



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doesn't suprise me
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Shroomopotamus
Happy Mushrooming



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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Sheekle] 1
#22068109 - 08/09/15 04:37 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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ur s0 buthrt ull never get it now r u gonna cry cry harder sheekle cry til you can swim bb
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SunnyD
WiZarD oF LoVe



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Quote:
Shroomopotamus said: I don't even give a fuck chop chop byeeeeeeeeeeeee! c ya l8r!!!
Slut
les bi real
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Sheekle
FREE BURKE



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get what now
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zappaisgod
horrid asshole


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I have a lot of cutting tools and know how to use them
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SunnyD
WiZarD oF LoVe



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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#22068136 - 08/09/15 04:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
4HO-DMT said:

i love my shlong
i could never cut him off
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Dark_Star
train driver pervading a desktop


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Sell it on eBay
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hayabuser

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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: SunnyD]
#22068148 - 08/09/15 04:42 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Pussy
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Astral Pain
Strange

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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: zappaisgod]
#22068151 - 08/09/15 04:42 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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No need to cut when it could be tied off until it dies and falls off.
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Beanhead
IS IRONIC PARADOX


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You should cook it tender, add some salt/pepper.
Bon(ne) appetit!
Edited by Beanhead (08/09/15 04:46 PM)
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zappaisgod
horrid asshole


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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Astral Pain]
#22068185 - 08/09/15 04:47 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Astral Pain said: No need to cut when it could be tied off until it dies and falls off.
You trying to put me out of wotk?
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RanOutOfWeed
Sleepy



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Make a video so we can watch
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Acaterpillar
A little mad...



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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: zappaisgod]
#22068208 - 08/09/15 04:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I've put bands on bulls before for castration. Want me to hook you up?
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zappaisgod
horrid asshole


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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: Acaterpillar] 2
#22068217 - 08/09/15 04:52 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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And I've castrated piglets with a razorblade
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Beanhead
IS IRONIC PARADOX


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Re: I'm going to cut off my dick [Re: zappaisgod]
#22068222 - 08/09/15 04:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Piglet balls
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