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Friendzone
    #22063239 - 08/08/15 03:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I think I'm now in it.

Fuck.

Discuss intelligently.


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22063242 - 08/08/15 03:50 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

sucks. what makes you think so OP?


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Re: Friendzone [Re: tryptkaloids]
    #22063269 - 08/08/15 03:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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sucks. what makes you think so OP?



:philososloth:


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Re: Friendzone [Re: tryptkaloids]
    #22063272 - 08/08/15 03:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Well, this fine ass chick keeps comin' over to my house. Like, everyday! And she's cool as fuck, and it's crazy how much alike we are.

But, today she text me and said "I'm comin' over, Buddy". Buddy? Wtf?

She invited me to a concert, but I couldn't make it.

Idk, maybe I'm over thinking it, but, like, even we hug it's like a "friend hug".

Y'know what I mean?


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 2
    #22063281 - 08/08/15 03:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Least you got a good friend, try to convince her to be your wingman and see how she takes it.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 1
    #22063285 - 08/08/15 03:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

when in doubt whip it out.

Serious though, RIP OP.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 1
    #22063286 - 08/08/15 03:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Telll her straigh  up how you feel and that you are getting mixed signals

:lol:

not too hard


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 3
    #22063291 - 08/08/15 03:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Friendzone [Re: blackhawk]
    #22063296 - 08/08/15 03:57 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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blackhawk said:




or he

but :lolsy:


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Re: Friendzone [Re: SunnyD]
    #22063328 - 08/08/15 04:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Wingwoman man. They can get you laid ten times faster than you could on your own


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Re: Friendzone [Re: SunnyD] * 2
    #22063333 - 08/08/15 04:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You didn't act quickly enough

Don't sweat it though man girlfriends are a pain in the ass anyway


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 2
    #22063342 - 08/08/15 04:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

theres no such thing as a permanent friendzone nd quit bein a puss nd hit on her


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Re: Friendzone [Re: SunnyD]
    #22063344 - 08/08/15 04:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

How tall are you and what's your hair like? Being shorter than 6'0 or having hair that isn't very long and thick will turn women off. Are you even slightly balding? If so, I absolutely guarantee you are in the friends zone, sorry


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan] * 6
    #22063347 - 08/08/15 04:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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How tall are you and what's your hair like? Being shorter than 6'0 or having hair that isn't very long and thick will turn women off. Are you even slightly balding? If so, I absolutely guarantee you are in the friends zone, sorry



domt listen to this kid lmfao


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Sheekle]
    #22063354 - 08/08/15 04:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

ThatKid has a glorious Jew-fro so he doesn't have to worry there


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Sheekle]
    #22063355 - 08/08/15 04:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:goodluckwiththat2: how do you figure that one out champ


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 1
    #22063359 - 08/08/15 04:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You only have one last option here. Very directly tell her how you feel in plain English and ask her out.

You see, girls are very different than males, as in, a female will actually believe that a guy who is hanging around her a lot just wants to be friends. Girls don't actually stop to think, oh maybe he wants more. For a girl in her mind it's completely reasonable for her to think a male just actually wants to be friends. It's weird logic, but girls do think it often times.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Sheekle]
    #22063360 - 08/08/15 04:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Yes. Yes, listen to this kid


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22063361 - 08/08/15 04:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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MagicalOrangutan said:
How tall are you and what's your hair like? Being shorter than 6'0 or having hair that isn't very long and thick will turn women off. Are you even slightly balding? If so, I absolutely guarantee you are in the friends zone, sorry




I'm 6'1 with a white-guy afro :lol:


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
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Re: Friendzone [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22063368 - 08/08/15 04:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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ThatKid has a glorious Jew-fro so he doesn't have to worry there




Thank you :bow:


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Sheekle]
    #22063371 - 08/08/15 04:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Quote:

MagicalOrangutan said:
How tall are you and what's your hair like? Being shorter than 6'0 or having hair that isn't very long and thick will turn women off. Are you even slightly balding? If so, I absolutely guarantee you are in the friends zone, sorry



domt listen to this kid lmfao



This^


Also with most gays there isnt no thing as * friendzone*
just friends or lovers who know how to have fun


sadly im not friends with any cool gay duds atm


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22063373 - 08/08/15 04:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Jew fro. Sounds like friendzone


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22063380 - 08/08/15 04:11 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i think you're overthinking it. just because she referred to you as a buddy doesn't mean you can't be like, fuck buddies. besides, aren't romantic relationships between two friends?


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Re: Friendzone [Re: 404]
    #22063386 - 08/08/15 04:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Tell her how you feel damnit!


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Re: Friendzone [Re: SunnyD] * 1
    #22063389 - 08/08/15 04:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

AddyZomeD said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
Quote:

MagicalOrangutan said:
How tall are you and what's your hair like? Being shorter than 6'0 or having hair that isn't very long and thick will turn women off. Are you even slightly balding? If so, I absolutely guarantee you are in the friends zone, sorry



domt listen to this kid lmfao



This^


Also with most gays there isnt no thing as * friendzone*
just friends or lovers who know how to have fun


sadly im not friends with any cool gay duds atm




He didn't say he was gay. Reported.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #22063394 - 08/08/15 04:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Stealth1Vampire said:
Quote:

AddyZomeD said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
Quote:

MagicalOrangutan said:
How tall are you and what's your hair like? Being shorter than 6'0 or having hair that isn't very long and thick will turn women off. Are you even slightly balding? If so, I absolutely guarantee you are in the friends zone, sorry



domt listen to this kid lmfao



This^


Also with most gays there isnt no thing as * friendzone*
just friends or lovers who know how to have fun


sadly im not friends with any cool gay duds atm




He didn't say he was gay. Reported.




I know he didnt


Im telling him to be straight up with his feelings about this girl


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22063397 - 08/08/15 04:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah lol fro = friend zone unless you're a bro :P

If u white, you must have the long straight flowing hair, tee shirt, skater boy look or else, when you tell her you're attracted to her, you will never hear from her or see her again lol


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan] * 3
    #22063403 - 08/08/15 04:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Yeah lol fro = friend zone unless you're a bro :P

If u white, you must have the long straight flowing hair, tee shirt, skater boy look or else, when you tell her you're attracted to her, you will never hear from her or see her again lol



Shut up


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Re: Friendzone [Re: SunnyD]
    #22063428 - 08/08/15 04:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Politically incorrect, but the truth. It's all about the 4 H's, in this order: 1. Hair, 2. Height, 3. Handsomeness, 4. Hygiene. Sexual attraction is physical and shallow, and it's what separates friends but fuck buddies :P


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22063476 - 08/08/15 04:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Politically incorrect, but the truth. It's all about the 4 H's, in this order: 1. Hair, 2. Height, 3. Handsomeness, 4. Hygiene. Sexual attraction is physical and shallow, and it's what separates friends but fuck buddies :P



I sadly agree with you
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Re: Friendzone [Re: Originofsymmmetry]
    #22063483 - 08/08/15 04:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

What specifically were you agreeing with lol?


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #22063492 - 08/08/15 04:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Stealth1Vampire said:
You only have one last option here. Very directly tell her how you feel in plain English and ask her out.

You see, girls are very different than males, as in, a female will actually believe that a guy who is hanging around her a lot just wants to be friends. Girls don't actually stop to think, oh maybe he wants more. For a girl in her mind it's completely reasonable for her to think a male just actually wants to be friends. It's weird logic, but girls do think it often times.




Yup.
As a guy, put chicks into the friendzone consciously -- also means having the ability to move them back out of the friendzone.

Many guys just put women there without realizing it.
Give a woman the perception that she is only a friend, and she will follow the lead given.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22063531 - 08/08/15 04:40 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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What specifically were you agreeing with lol?



All of it but i was specifically talking about the 4h's lmao


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 1
    #22063546 - 08/08/15 04:42 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Well, this fine ass chick keeps comin' over to my house. Like, everyday! And she's cool as fuck, and it's crazy how much alike we are.

But, today she text me and said "I'm comin' over, Buddy". Buddy? Wtf?

She invited me to a concert, but I couldn't make it.

Idk, maybe I'm over thinking it, but, like, even we hug it's like a "friend hug".

Y'know what I mean?



I didn't read the thread but..

Distance yourself. Don't call her until she misses you. Don't have time for her.

When she finally comes around, act different. Off. You need to give her time to reevaluate her feelings for you. Either she might consider you as something more, or she won't. That's life. Is she in a place in her life that she's looking for a partner? Once she takes that time and you feel the dynamic has changed, that would be when you make some moves.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Tantrika]
    #22063548 - 08/08/15 04:44 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

If a girl wants your dick she'll usually make it pretty obvious

But oftentimes they also like to play hard-to-get


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan] * 2
    #22063567 - 08/08/15 04:47 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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How tall are you and what's your hair like? Being shorter than 6'0 or having hair that isn't very long and thick will turn women off. Are you even slightly balding? If so, I absolutely guarantee you are in the friends zone, sorry



You're just never going to let this balding shit go are you?

The only reason that works as a deterrent is because you believe it to be a deterrent and your confidence takes a huge hit, which is the real reason you get rejected.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22063577 - 08/08/15 04:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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How tall are you and what's your hair like? Being shorter than 6'0 or having hair that isn't very long and thick will turn women off. Are you even slightly balding? If so, I absolutely guarantee you are in the friends zone, sorry



You're just never going to let this balding shit go are you?

The only reason that works as a deterrent is because you believe it to be a deterrent and your confidence takes a huge hit, which is the real reason you get rejected.




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Re: Friendzone [Re: tryptkaloids]
    #22063588 - 08/08/15 04:50 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

If I started going bald I would just shave my entire head bald and take on the Walter White look


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Re: Friendzone [Re: tryptkaloids]
    #22063593 - 08/08/15 04:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I know lots of chicks that are specifically attracted to bald men. My dad's bald and he's gotta beat 'em off with a stick :lol:

Chicks usually love my hair. If I hadn't got it cut so much shorter, I'd be able to tell if she dug me. Because bitches love to play with the fro :lol:


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22063606 - 08/08/15 04:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Pics or it didn't happen. Let's see this jew fro yo


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22063631 - 08/08/15 04:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Well, this fine ass chick keeps comin' over to my house. Like, everyday! And she's cool as fuck, and it's crazy how much alike we are.

But, today she text me and said "I'm comin' over, Buddy". Buddy? Wtf?

She invited me to a concert, but I couldn't make it.

Idk, maybe I'm over thinking it, but, like, even we hug it's like a "friend hug".

Y'know what I mean?



I didn't read the thread but..

Distance yourself. Don't call her until she misses you. Don't have time for her.

When she finally comes around, act different. Off. You need to give her time to reevaluate her feelings for you. Either she might consider you as something more, or she won't. That's life. Is she in a place in her life that she's looking for a partner? Once she takes that time and you feel the dynamic has changed, that would be when you make some moves.



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Re: Friendzone [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22063637 - 08/08/15 05:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Pics or it didn't happen. Let's see this jew fro yo






Bad pic, but there ya go


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22063645 - 08/08/15 05:02 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:seriousthumbsup: tell that female tits or gtfo


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22063656 - 08/08/15 05:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

It's a good bit shorter than that right now, but that's the gist of my hair :lol:

Capers liked it so much, he used it as his avatar and tripped me the fuck out :rofl:


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Re: Friendzone [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22063658 - 08/08/15 05:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

The friend zone, that's rough man. I never figured out how to escape it. I just figured out that if you like a chick like that you only have a limited time to make a move. I say put this girl in your friend zone and move on.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22063670 - 08/08/15 05:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Or
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:seriousthumbsup: tell that female tits or gtfo




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Re: Friendzone [Re: 4nik8]
    #22063676 - 08/08/15 05:11 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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The friend zone, that's rough man. I never figured out how to escape it. I just figured out that if you like a chick like that you only have a limited time to make a move. I say put this girl in your friend zone and move on.



Friendzone.

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Re: Friendzone [Re: Sheekle]
    #22063688 - 08/08/15 05:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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theres no such thing as a permanent friendzone nd quit bein a puss nd hit on her



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Re: Friendzone [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22063692 - 08/08/15 05:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, stay friends with her but move on romantically. If I wasn't clear enough.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22064093 - 08/08/15 07:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

play along, sneak up behind her and give her a wedgie, since u guys are buds now u can do that right?..

na but better to have a friend than no friend, and i'll take a girl friend over a boyfriend anyday of the week,


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22064169 - 08/08/15 07:21 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You're handsome.

I really doubt your in the friendzone.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22064306 - 08/08/15 08:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Iagree somewhat
Yeah but a sexy person who has a horrible personality and who doesnt carry themselves well be deemed unattractive


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Sham87]
    #22064375 - 08/08/15 08:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Youqll got some weird relationship games :lol:

if im into someone alot i generally dont act *needy*
But its a 2waystreet


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22064412 - 08/08/15 08:26 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Watch and learn, grasshopper...or continue to be a beta. The choice is yours



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Re: Friendzone [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22064434 - 08/08/15 08:34 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Girls only generally like guys who are either gangsta or hipster or especially skater boy/surfer dude looking because they think they're cool, turns them on. Anything else makes them weirded out because they then view you as awkward. You have to look like a "cool"stereotype.

Don't anyone deny this either, women are very shallow and picky about looks lol, and this is what turns them on.

The worst possible thing you can do is look "nerdy"/intellectual.

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Re: Friendzone [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #22064439 - 08/08/15 08:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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You only have one last option here. Very directly tell her how you feel in plain English and ask her out.

You see, girls are very different than males, as in, a female will actually believe that a guy who is hanging around her a lot just wants to be friends. Girls don't actually stop to think, oh maybe he wants more. For a girl in her mind it's completely reasonable for her to think a male just actually wants to be friends. It's weird logic, but girls do think it often times.




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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22064447 - 08/08/15 08:38 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That's the story that you tell yourself. "I don't look like a skater dude, etc so women won't like me", and by doing that you give off that vibe, and women will have no choice but to agree with you and reject you.



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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22064452 - 08/08/15 08:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

It's no wonder you have such trouble getting women. You have a very skewed sense of what it is they want or don't want.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22064458 - 08/08/15 08:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Actually they really have told me that I would be sooo hot, if only I had better hair lol.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22064472 - 08/08/15 08:46 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You're no doubt going to say that a bunch of women have said it, but in reality I bet it was like 1 out of 50, maybe 2 out of 100.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22064475 - 08/08/15 08:46 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Don't stay friends man. It's going to end up being more painful than it's worth. Especially if she starts dating another guy.

The friend zone is a reall demeaning place to be in. She loses respect for you as a man when you get friend zoned. You basically just become "one of the girls" when that happens.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22064479 - 08/08/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I would casually ask her to hook you up with a friend of hers...see how she reacts.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22064492 - 08/08/15 08:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

The others were thinking it, and actually I get told that every time I talk to a girl, almost...I honestly think women place more importance on male hair, than been place on female hair. Balding indicates aging and lack of health in their eyes, which is irrational because I'm young and quite healthy..but whatever. I'm not bitter, just pissed that I use to get random girls from all over randomly asking me out and to fuck back in highschool when I had long hair, and never even get a look from them now, even tho my hair is literally the absolute single, only thing that's changed about me since then. Meh


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22064499 - 08/08/15 08:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You gotta carry yourself like a masculine man
not a egodoosh but a man who takes good care of himself
mentally n physically




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Re: Friendzone [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #22064500 - 08/08/15 08:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Stealth1Vampire said:
Don't stay friends man. It's going to end up being more painful than it's worth. Especially if she starts dating another guy.

The friend zone is a reall demeaning place to be in. She loses respect for you as a man when you get friend zoned. You basically just become "one of the girls" when that happens.




Theres always a certain level of emotional immaturity involved when it comes to people talking about being friendzoned. Theres absolutely nothing wrong with just being a friend, I think most people would welcome it. It elevates your status considerably in the eyes of other woman to see you out and about with female friends. Not mention the whole actually having another friend part. Not every chick out there is gonna wanna suck your dick, get over it.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22064515 - 08/08/15 08:57 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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The others were thinking it, and actually I get told that every time I talk to a girl, almost...I honestly think women place more importance on male hair, than been place on female hair. Balding indicates aging and lack of health in their eyes, which is irrational because I'm young and quite healthy..but whatever. I'm not bitter, just pissed that I use to get random girls from all over randomly asking me out and to fuck back in highschool when I had long hair, and never even get a look from them now, even tho my hair is literally the absolute single, only thing that's changed about me since then. Meh



:mindblown: You can read girls minds? Shit dude, you should be rolling in it.

I have never heard any guy get told that, ever. Actually as has been pointed out several times, women seem to have some kind of unnatural attraction to bald men. Even my own wife has told me she likes my head bald and I think I look weird as fuck bald.

Note: She has never been quiet about what she finds unattractive before, like "I look weird with just a mustache and no beard and I'm not allowed to have the mustache without the beard" just in case you wanted to say "well it's your wife, of course she would say that". The baldness was also only temporary so not even just because "it was out of my control" would she say it.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #22064523 - 08/08/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

The sooner you guys figure out that women are, just like men, SHALLOW, and that therefore "carrying yourself with confidence" won't do shit if they think you aren't cool or hawt, da sooner you'll save your sanity from trying to figure them out lol


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22064539 - 08/08/15 09:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Shroom, man..what you're saying just does not comport with anything I've seen, first nor second hand. I asked my girl about if I could shave my head bald and she literally quote, said "fuck no, you would resemble Jason vorhees" (from the movie, lol). That's what 99% of girls think about baldness in all my experience: it's an absolute deal breaker, even if you're a perfect guy otherwise, physically and personality wise...


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    #22064544 - 08/08/15 09:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Women are people, of course some are shallow. I wouldn't say most are though. Men tend to have a very narrow range of features they find attractive. Women have a much broader parameter. There are plenty of hot as hell women (happily) with men that men would consider imperfect and even ugly as defined by the characteristics they believe women go for.
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Shroom, man..what you're saying just does not comport with anything I've seen, first nor second hand. I asked my girl about if I could shave my head bald and she literally quote, said "fuck no, you would resemble Jason vorhees" (from the movie, lol). That's what 99% of girls think about baldness in all my experience: it's an absolute deal breaker, even if you're a perfect guy otherwise, physically and personality wise...



Well what you're saying doesn't comport with the majority of other people's experiences.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22064554 - 08/08/15 09:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That's funny. I've lived in several different cities in Ohio and it's the same way with girls in every one of those cities, in this regard.

Reality is cold. No sane intelligent person can deny that


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22064559 - 08/08/15 09:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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The sooner you guys figure out that women are, just like men, SHALLOW, and that therefore "carrying yourself with confidence" won't do shit if they think you aren't cool or hawt, da sooner you'll save your sanity from trying to figure them out lol




It is because of that level of shallowness that carrying oneself with confidence works.

Women value status -- the way to demonstrate holding of status without throwing money around is to carry yourself with confidence.

Carrying yourself with confidence is about your appearance to women; it will make you seem "cool or hawt" to them.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22064573 - 08/08/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Women view guys with glasses as being nerdy and weak and awkward and weird, unless you look like one of those pictures of Johnny Depp with his glasses on lol

Not to be a dick, but most girls would not be attracted to the OP based on his picture, especially with those glasses on.

Women are sooo..idk lol. But I speak the truth.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan] * 1
    #22064579 - 08/08/15 09:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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That's funny. I've lived in several different cities in Ohio and it's the same way with girls in every one of those cities, in this regard.

Reality is cold. No sane intelligent person can deny that



And the common denominator in all of this is you, not the women. If 99% of women truly found bald men to be the "oh hell no" line, then how do so many bald men have women? There are a fuckload more bald men than 1% of women of dating age out there. Maybe.. Just maybe.. The problem isn't your hair. Maybe it's something else. As you've been told again and again.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22064605 - 08/08/15 09:21 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

The fuck? The only guys I've ever seen with even semi attractive, non fat/ancient/hideous women, have very thick shaggy glorious madness lol. except black guys. Some shirt hair black guys have had cute girlfriends. But that's only because women have a hugely unnatural attraction to black dick than pale white guys, they move dark skin, deep blck voices and the stereotype of the big black cock lol


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan] * 1
    #22064607 - 08/08/15 09:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Women view guys with glasses as being nerdy and weak and awkward and weird, unless you look like one of those pictures of Johnny Depp with his glasses on lol

Not to be a dick, but most girls would not be attracted to the OP based on his picture, especially with those glasses on.

Women are sooo..idk lol. But I speak the truth.




Have actually been asked for Johnny Depp's autograph on multiple occasions while living in the city. :lol:

"Nerdy and weak and awkward and weird" is a pretty succinct summary of what a person portrays when they are not carrying themselves with confidence though.
Aside from "weak" which can be relatively ambiguous, the words you chose to list represent ways in which people are perceived socially rather than defining physical features.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22064615 - 08/08/15 09:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

*glorious hair, not madness. Phone refuses to goddamn work


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22064749 - 08/08/15 10:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Tell her how you feel and if she turns you down just don't push it trust me...don't push it, I know from experience and i regret trying to make it happen even after I got shot down and it sucked even more than being shot down and i'm sure it'll suck but theirs so many girls out there it will not seem like it at the moment but you will see it and you can always have her as a good friend and who knows what could happen!


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Re: Friendzone [Re: TheExperience]
    #22064766 - 08/08/15 10:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

People tell me all the time that girls don't care about looks at all, they only care about personality. That's the only way I can figure why so many hot girls are dating horribly ugly fat guys.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22064800 - 08/08/15 10:21 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Not to be a dick, but most girls would not be attracted to the OP based on his picture, especially with those glasses on. .




:lol: Man, it's not like I really have that much of a problem gettin' with chicks, I'm just really diggin' this particular one.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22064811 - 08/08/15 10:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

The particular one who won't date you? Not smart.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22064819 - 08/08/15 10:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

MagicalOrangutan said:

Not to be a dick, but most girls would not be attracted to the OP based on his picture, especially with those glasses on. .




:lol: Man, it's not like I really have that much of a problem gettin' with chicks, I'm just really diggin' this particular one.



Did you gently tell her how you feel about her?

don't come on too strong, if unsure

and if she rejects, then that's the way she goes


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Re: Friendzone [Re: SunnyD]
    #22064831 - 08/08/15 10:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

lol "gently"


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Sheekle]
    #22064834 - 08/08/15 10:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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lol "gently"



You know

not come off needy


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Re: Friendzone [Re: SunnyD]
    #22064944 - 08/08/15 10:58 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Girls care about looks as much as men do.

And yes, many hot girls date physically unattractive guys.

It's called "using".


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22064948 - 08/08/15 10:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:lol: You're gonna be alone for a long time.

What do you know of body language? Like actually know about it. Are you aware of how much it is influenced by our own thoughts and how easy it is to read without ever knowing you're reading it?


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22064954 - 08/08/15 11:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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:lol: You're gonna be alone for a long time.



Magic Orange guy used to have sex with girls and record them without their knowledge, and planned on using these videos to make other girls jealous or show it to chicks parents for some reason. Serious, check his ratings


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Sheekle]
    #22064958 - 08/08/15 11:02 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I have. That's how I know his sense of women is really fucking skewed. He's like a mini Makaveli.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22065090 - 08/08/15 11:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Everything




Dude, pause for a second, I think you need to rethink some shit. Shit ain't gotta be as sad as you're makin' it out to be. Even if I don't get this one, there's thousands of bitches runnin' around this little rock.

And as much as you disagree, attitude is everything. I've pulled bitches way out of my league just because I acted like I knew what was up! I'm guessing the reason you keep bringing hair is because you're balding? Man, that ain't that big of deal. Most men go bald. It happens.

Sure, not every chick is gonna dig it, but a lot will. I mean, shit, you've seen me. I ain't got much goin' on for me, but I do alright.

Are you in Highschool or College or somethin'? You keep makin' a big deal about "scenes", like skaters and hip-hoppers, so I'm just curious. As far as that's concerned, me and this chick are in the same "scene", We're druggies :lol: There will always be someone into what you're into, you just gotta look.

Dude, keep your chin up and smoke a bowl.


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[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
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Re: Friendzone [Re: Sheekle]
    #22065097 - 08/08/15 11:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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theres no such thing as a permanent friendzone nd quit bein a puss nd hit on her



Did you manage to break your A key mid post?


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    #22065522 - 08/09/15 01:35 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: Friendzone [Re: brokentv]
    #22065526 - 08/09/15 01:40 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I'm definitely gonna continue my friendship with her. She's cool as fuck! She brings her own weed, she loves mushrooms, and is gonna try Mescaline with me.

She had never heard of Kratom before she met me, and now she loves it!

We listen to the same tunes. We can jump from Floyd to Gucci Mane and still be vybin.

She's just a cool person all around.

And, I mean, there's obviously some reason she's been coming over every day. Usually I'd wave it away as she was just after my drugs, but she smokes me out as often as I do her


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22065557 - 08/09/15 01:58 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Rebelutionsssss said:
Pics or it didn't happen. Let's see this jew fro yo






Bad pic, but there ya go




Man, that's how my hair is getting. I want to cut it, but the fear of seeing how grey it's gotten since my last haircut in February keeps the clippers at bay.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ChinChiller]
    #22065561 - 08/09/15 01:59 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Errolscool said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
theres no such thing as a permanent friendzone nd quit bein a puss nd hit on her



Did you manage to break your A key mid post?




I remember when sheekle spelled it AN. Times are a changing.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: koods]
    #22065566 - 08/09/15 02:02 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Man, that's how my hair is getting. I want to cut it, but the fear of seeing how grey it's gotten since my last haircut in February keeps the clippers at bay.




Let it grow, man. Let it grow.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: koods]
    #22065594 - 08/09/15 02:17 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

Errolscool said:
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Sheekle said:
theres no such thing as a permanent friendzone nd quit bein a puss nd hit on her



Did you manage to break your A key mid post?




I remember when sheekle spelled it AN. Times are a changing.



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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan] * 2
    #22065607 - 08/09/15 02:24 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Girls care about looks as much as men do.

And yes, many hot girls date physically unattractive guys.

It's called "using".




I'm short, ugly, poor... never been used, every relationship I've had was healthy and I am still in contact with several ex girlfriends :shrug:

I think you just blame your lack of succes with women on anything you can, because then you don't have to examine the real problem, which is your attitude.

As for OP, you're in the friendzone... whatever! Having a womanly friend might do you some good anyway. Plus... best wingmen are women.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22065613 - 08/09/15 02:27 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Turtletotem said:
Quote:

MagicalOrangutan said:
Girls care about looks as much as men do.

And yes, many hot girls date physically unattractive guys.

It's called "using".




I'm short, ugly, poor... never been used, every relationship I've had was healthy and I am still in contact with several ex girlfriends :shrug:

I think you just blame your lack of succes with women on anything you can, because then you don't have to examine the real problem, which is your attitude.

As for OP, you're in the friendzone... whatever! Having a womanly friend might do you some good anyway. Plus... best wingmen are women.




Yeah, dude seems way too focused on negative shit. And apparently I'll never have a girl because I wear glasses :rofl:


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22065627 - 08/09/15 02:35 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I was wrong about my current girl, she's indeed pretty affectionate and cool. It's not some sort of negativity caused by bring bitter over a sexual drought that I make my comments. It's because I know most women aren't like my girlfriend and are judgmental cunts. It's ok, most dudes aren't any better, in their own ways.

Ergh. Not to get off topic but this is why I love dogs/cats over people so much.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: koods]
    #22065633 - 08/09/15 02:39 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You are good looking :wink:


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    #22065641 - 08/09/15 02:44 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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MagicalOrangutan said:

Not to be a dick, but most girls would not be attracted to the OP based on his picture, especially with those glasses on. .




:lol: Man, it's not like I really have that much of a problem gettin' with chicks, I'm just really diggin' this particular one.



Did you gently tell her how you feel about her?

don't come on too strong, if unsure

and if she rejects, then that's the way she goes


be up n honest man





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Re: Friendzone [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #22065656 - 08/09/15 02:52 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Don't get me wrong, the OP based on his posts seems like a very nice, cool guy and not to be gay but I'd say he's good looking too.

I'm not dissing him. I'm dissing the average woman for being judgmental and superficial, to where they think anything remotely nerdy, or non-pretty-boy-looking, to be unattractive. Like skater dudes and gangstas and all those superficial "cool" stereotypes


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ChinChiller]
    #22065660 - 08/09/15 02:55 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Okay now. For the friendzone (oooh i love these kind of problems haha)
I can share my personal experience, as I'm no ordinary man. I have bypassed the friendzone. That's how I did it.

I got REALLY, like completely mad on her for some reason (i don't care, find it, and make it a good one), so bad that she thought I'd never speak to her again, as she later revealed.
Next, get together after a few days. (we actually bumped into each other, so that's some bonus points for you not giving a fuck about her)
Now is the time for you to be noble and forgive her. Just after you say chitchat about something completely unrelated, say something like:
You: You know what, you owe me something.
Hotbabe: Really? What?
You: This: *stick out your cheek and point your finger to it*
In my case she was like: "Oh, Okayz" and if your HB refuses to do it, you can play it off as you should do anyway:
Hotbabe: *pecks your cheek*
You: WTF WAS THAT??? I was pointing at my ear!  I wanted for you to apologize! To say sorry and not to throw yourself at me! (Seem serious and watch her go deep red)

Some general insights:
It took me 2 months to get out of friendzone. Don't expect it to happen so fast.
Always be playful. Don't get your feelings hurt and remember that it's a game. Playful and flirty.
Don't be afraid to express that you are a sexual creature and you feel attracted to her as a woman.
The way this works in my opinion is giving a lady some clear signals that you two might just part ways. And she doesn't want that. My lady said that she started to feel attracted to me just after all of this. I think the "break up" with that kiss prank is very important, it connects being happy, me and kissing into one rewarding experience for her, and she was JUST SOO happy to see me (and I love that)
I haven't read the whole thread but I hope she knows your intentions. I told her that way before she liked me, and I think that was my mistake, but also I think that if I haven't done it I wouldn't have made enough clarity which path for her to choose :laugh:

I guess I might treat myself for making a post this long. Feel free to ask questions.

I almost forgot!!! The key part of making this all work - when in doubt, just whip it out.

And yeah for all of these guys and that wingwoman shit - what if you see your wingwoman as your main reason to live and *other romantic shit*? Huh?


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Zhu] * 1
    #22065713 - 08/09/15 03:38 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Okay now. For the friendzone (oooh i love these kind of problems haha)
I can share my personal experience, as I'm no ordinary man. I have bypassed the friendzone. That's how I did it.

I got REALLY, like completely mad on her for some reason (i don't care, find it, and make it a good one), so bad that she thought I'd never speak to her again, as she later revealed.
Next, get together after a few days. (we actually bumped into each other, so that's some bonus points for you not giving a fuck about her)
Now is the time for you to be noble and forgive her. Just after you say chitchat about something completely unrelated, say something like:
You: You know what, you owe me something.
Hotbabe: Really? What?
You: This: *stick out your cheek and point your finger to it*
In my case she was like: "Oh, Okayz" and if your HB refuses to do it, you can play it off as you should do anyway:
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You: WTF WAS THAT??? I was pointing at my ear!  I wanted for you to apologize! To say sorry and not to throw yourself at me! (Seem serious and watch her go deep red)

Some general insights:
It took me 2 months to get out of friendzone. Don't expect it to happen so fast.
Always be playful. Don't get your feelings hurt and remember that it's a game. Playful and flirty.
Don't be afraid to express that you are a sexual creature and you feel attracted to her as a woman.
The way this works in my opinion is giving a lady some clear signals that you two might just part ways. And she doesn't want that. My lady said that she started to feel attracted to me just after all of this. I think the "break up" with that kiss prank is very important, it connects being happy, me and kissing into one rewarding experience for her, and she was JUST SOO happy to see me (and I love that)
I haven't read the whole thread but I hope she knows your intentions. I told her that way before she liked me, and I think that was my mistake, but also I think that if I haven't done it I wouldn't have made enough clarity which path for her to choose :laugh:

I guess I might treat myself for making a post this long. Feel free to ask questions.

I almost forgot!!! The key part of making this all work - when in doubt, just whip it out.

And yeah for all of these guys and that wingwoman shit - what if you see your wingwoman as your main reason to live and *other romantic shit*? Huh?



What? You're actually advocating that people fake anger towards someone and pull a huge conspiracy "prank" towards someone to get out of the non-existent friend zone?  Are you like, 15?


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Sheekle]
    #22065745 - 08/09/15 04:14 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

its hella earli in the morning, what r u doin up


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    #22065748 - 08/09/15 04:16 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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its hella earli in the morning, what r u doin up




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Re: Friendzone [Re: Turtletotem] * 2
    #22065757 - 08/09/15 04:27 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

All the friendzone is a term created by guys who they they deserve an award for being nice to a girl.


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    #22065773 - 08/09/15 04:45 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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All the friendzone is a term created by guys who they they deserve an award for being nice to a girl.




Not wrong. It's often the case. Then half the time you are considered to be gay, simply because you know how to treat a woman, with getting into her pants not being your main priority or one at all. I get this a lot haha.


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    #22065779 - 08/09/15 04:51 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I am. I think that relationship is an art. And I've been into this things for like 6 years from now on. I'm manipulative and egocentric prick. Read The Game by Neil Strauss (amazing book) to get a popular opinion about the pick up artists.
If I was chasing the girl of my dreams, I'd do anything to get her.

(Diff timezones guys)
Edit: i didn't fake no anger nor I recommend anyone to. Now I know why ppl post disclaimers. And what do you define by the word conspiracy? Stealing a peck to the cheek? I must be missing something.
There are proven ways to "pick up" girls by saying same things over and over again. They do work. And I'm just sharing my insights of the technical side so please dont get emotional.

And if anyone benefits from what I write, I'm more than happy.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Zhu]
    #22066426 - 08/09/15 09:57 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

The friendzone is a term when a female leads a guy on. Why waste a guys time when you don't even want to date him? It just seems cruel to me. I would much rather the girl be upfront and forward with me and tell me she is not interested so I can move on with my life, instead of having her drag it out even tho she knows it will never lead to anything. Hell the guy could have been taking to a different girl who actually returns his feelings instead of being friendzoned and lead on for months and months on a dead end girl.


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    #22066638 - 08/09/15 10:52 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i always thought it was when you were trying to like hang w/ her but in the end she just wants your company, nothing else.

so not really a big deal cause being friends is great, but if you are tryin to hit that then maybe you should just get space or something. it's only an issue if you actually care about hanging out with her that badly.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: g00ru]
    #22066657 - 08/09/15 10:58 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

if a guy already has a girlfriend, or is homosexual male, then sure maybe he actually wouldn't mind making a new female friend. But a single guy? Nobody got time to be playing that friendzone game. Especially a guy in his mid to late 20s who is trying to find a girl and settle down.


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    #22066663 - 08/09/15 11:03 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

yeah, i refuse to be put in a box :rockon:


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    #22066668 - 08/09/15 11:05 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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i always thought it was when you were trying to like hang w/ her but in the end she just wants your company, nothing else.

so not really a big deal cause being friends is great, but if you are tryin to hit that then maybe you should just get space or something. it's only an issue if you actually care about hanging out with her that badly.



no. wrong. if I want to bang a chick I most certainly won't be asking her to hang out... your company is the best thing you can give someone.. If I know someone well enough to know I don't want to hang out with them then I know I don't want to have sex with them... if you ask a girl to hang out you're not getting laid.. at least not by someone noteworthy IMO


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Re: Friendzone [Re: tryptkaloids]
    #22066736 - 08/09/15 11:23 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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if you ask a girl to hang out you're not getting laid.. at least not by someone noteworthy IMO




wait, isn't that just like asking her on a date? or it coudl be like that...kinda...

anyways i will hang out with a girl for reasons other than sex so i don't sweat it but like, i still don't want to be in a box ya know?


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Zhu]
    #22067501 - 08/09/15 02:38 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Zhu said:
I am. I think that relationship is an art. And I've been into this things for like 6 years from now on. I'm manipulative and egocentric prick. Read The Game by Neil Strauss (amazing book) to get a popular opinion about the pick up artists.
If I was chasing the girl of my dreams, I'd do anything to get her.

(Diff timezones guys)
Edit: i didn't fake no anger nor I recommend anyone to. Now I know why ppl post disclaimers. And what do you define by the word conspiracy? Stealing a peck to the cheek? I must be missing something.
There are proven ways to "pick up" girls by saying same things over and over again. They do work. And I'm just sharing my insights of the technical side so please dont get emotional.

And if anyone benefits from what I write, I'm more than happy.




There are indeed a lot of women that pick up artistry works on -- in a sense it is kind of like shooting fish in a barrel, because it means using tried and tested methods to land people who want to be landed that way.
The methods are easy to employ and fairly consistent in terms of results -- looking to get frequently laid? It's basically a how-to guide.

There are also educated women who familiarize themselves with these methods and shoot down the men trying to employ them.
Being called on the bullshit after numerous instances of success hits as a bit of a sobering experience. :lol:

What it comes down to in my eyes is whether or not the "girl of my dreams" is a woman who falls into the category of ones that open their legs any time anyone says the password.



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Re: Friendzone [Re: Tantrika] * 3
    #22067505 - 08/09/15 02:40 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Pick up artists are lame as fuck. They may be able to get a girls number sure, but do they know how to do anything beyond that? Likely not

Women want a man, not a boy. They want you to be direct and go for what you want. They friendzone men to test them

If you agree to being her friend in hopes that you'll become her boyfriend in the future, you've already lost. You need to walk away in this situation and state that you are not interested in being friends at all.

Do not continue to contact her. She'll get in touch with you if she wants more.

Betas get friendzoned.

Alphas walk and usually get laid because the woman respects them going for what they want and not settling for less.


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    #22067536 - 08/09/15 02:50 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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The friendzone is a term when a female leads a guy on. Why waste a guys time when you don't even want to date him? It just seems cruel to me. I would much rather the girl be upfront and forward with me and tell me she is not interested so I can move on with my life, instead of having her drag it out even tho she knows it will never lead to anything. Hell the guy could have been taking to a different girl who actually returns his feelings instead of being friendzoned and lead on for months and months on a dead end girl.




Why is the woman being pinned with the expectation of acting in accordance with the guys desires.

Why would a guy waste his own time on a woman who doesn't even want to date him?
Because he lives with the illusion that he deserves every woman to bow to his expectations.
Hell, the guy could have been talking to a different girl who actually returns his feelings instead of investing all his energy into an imaginary relationship he is playing out in his mind that does not match the reality of his situation.

Try to wrap my head around these situations sometimes, but it seems difficult to do.
Are there guys out there who have never met a woman they are not attracted to?  Have they never met women that are attracted to them but the guys aren't attracted to those women?  Have they never leveraged such connections to bang those women's more attractive female friends?
The claims of being "friendzoned" are basically the same thing -- women who think the guy is a decent person, but do not find him attractive.

Women are people just like men are, it is really not surprising that they have preferences like men do.
If you give them everything they want out of you without dating you, why would they date you?
Being "in the friendzone" is a choice a man actively makes, actively pursues, and then wonders why it does not pan out in his favour.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Tantrika]
    #22067576 - 08/09/15 03:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Imho it's not about being an alpha vs beta male or any of that bullshit. If a girl thinks a guy has good genes she might want to fuck him. If he's kinda ugly or bald but is the most alpha male of all time, he still won't get laid by many attractive girls, unless we're talking about incredibly non picky sluts who don't even count


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22067603 - 08/09/15 03:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Dude, I don't know where you're getting this bald shit from. I've met lots of women that dig bald guys. If you're going bald and don't dig it, just shave your head.


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    #22067610 - 08/09/15 03:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Imho it's not about being an alpha vs beta male or any of that bullshit. If a girl thinks a guy has good genes she might want to fuck him. If he's kinda ugly or bald but is the most alpha male of all time, he still won't get laid by many attractive girls, unless we're talking about incredibly non picky sluts who don't even count





It's not,
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    #22067626 - 08/09/15 03:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

According to that list, I'd like to think I'm B+ :lol:


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    #22067662 - 08/09/15 03:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

What would someone who doesn't give a fuck about douchefuck humans and just wants to save up enough money for sniper rifles and other serial killer supplies to eliminate douchebags, be considered on that dumbass retarded list


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    #22067666 - 08/09/15 03:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Dude . . . Just . . . No


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan] * 2
    #22067669 - 08/09/15 03:21 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Man, this thread is full of bullshit.

I can't even begin to comment on the type of bitter butthurt non sense magical orangutan is spewing out. So I saved that shit for a rating.

To OP:

- Do not, under any circumstance, tell her how you feel. She will think you are too pussy to make a move and if you weren't in the friendzone before, you will be after.

- Do not take advice from gay guys like Sheekle and Addy on this topic. No offense guys but really, you view things a bit too simplistically.

I only ever got out of the friend zone twice. Since then, I have never ended up in it anymore. It's remarkably easy once you realise why you are in the friendzone in the first place.

It is because you are not viewed as a sexual being.

Women don't fuck anything that walks because they can't afford to. They risk getting impregnated by crappy genetic material. They have to have the best and the best only.

So, they seperate males into two categories: asexual (friend) and sexual (partner).

The trick to crossing over is convincing her you are a sexual being.

You have to show her that you have desires and are sexual.

The ways I did this in those two times I escaped the friendzone illustrate how you can achieve this.

First time, I hooked up with a friend of the girl that friendzoned me, in front of her face. That's about the most direct way you can pull this off. But asking her to set you up on a date and actually acing the date works as well. Or using her as a wingman. But you have to actually be successful. Don't use her as a wingman and still be too chickenshit to talk to chicks and score one because you will sink deeper.

Second time, I complimented the girl that friendzoned me on her hair being tied up and her red lipstick. I said: "don't ever wear your hair like that around me and don't put on that lipstick near me or I will do something that will destroy our friendship...". If she never wears it like that again, move on, you are in so deep there is no hope. More often than not, she will wear it like that again very quickly. Possibly even the next time you see her. This is not at all a coincidence. She hasn't forgotten. It is an open invitation. She is giving you one last chance to show that you belong in the sexual category. So, you look her straight in the eyes and you tell her: "I told you not to wear that..." and you make your move. Guaranteed success.

There are plenty of other ways but the main thing is, get her to view you in a sexual way through actions! Not through words, through actions.


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    #22067675 - 08/09/15 03:21 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I'd say Gamma -


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    #22067685 - 08/09/15 03:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Just a hypothetical


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    #22067691 - 08/09/15 03:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

By the list, I'm apparently Gamma Positive according to my exes that I have linked it to for a laugh -- apparently I get deeply absorbed in my own creative pursuits or self-examination, and it at times acts to my detriment in terms of social activity.  Suppose the fact that that does not really bother me may reinforce the status. :shrug:

I do not take it overly seriously, it came off of a joke site.

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    #22067711 - 08/09/15 03:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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- Do not, under any circumstance, tell her how you feel. She will think you are too pussy to make a move and if you weren't in the friendzone before, you will be after.

- Do not take advice from gay guys like Sheekle and Addy on this topic. No offense guys but really, you view things a bit too simplistically.




What the fuck dude? You think that nobody should talk about how they feel? Nah that's dumb as shit


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    #22067721 - 08/09/15 03:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You can, but only after you acted on it. And this applies only to romantic feelings from men towards women.


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"wah, I hate having friends. :bitch:"


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Re: Friendzone [Re: GoldenEye]
    #22067757 - 08/09/15 03:34 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Gota love when betas give advice to betas. lmao!

I gave OP advice before If i remember right. I even said he would be back on here complaining about the same issues in a few months, and whadya know! Here he is



I suggest you start listening to Corey waynes videos and reading his book....or continue getting the same result from women that you've always gotten

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Re: Friendzone [Re: Sheekle]
    #22067761 - 08/09/15 03:34 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Golden seems like a douche knowitall who probably doesn't know shit. This ain't 3rd grade, so yeah actually you should tell her how you feel instead of playing stupid ass games or whatever it was he suggested lol

But like most people on this thread, he also refuses to just admit that frankly, women aren't any more deep than men. They want something physically hot to fuck. you need that, or at least a very slutty girl, to get laid. Most girls who will have sex with average looking guys, have had sex with dozens of guys because they want any old hotdog in that massive loose hallway of theirs lol
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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22067790 - 08/09/15 03:40 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Reading your philosophy and understanding of women is almost physically painful. Like I just wanna reach through the screen and smack you until your skull opens so I can shove real knowledge directly into your brain since there seems to be some kind of misfiring neuron problem between your eyes and your brain. You're reading the information but it is somehow not saving into your brain's hard drive.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22067797 - 08/09/15 03:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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I gave OP advice before If i remember right. I even said he would be back on here complaining about the same issues in a few months, and whadya know! Here he is





I think you got me confused, man. I wasn't having this issue months ago. Hell, we only been hangin' out for, like, a week or two :shrug:

Also, GoldenEye, I'm definitely gonna keep all that in mind. I think I'm gonna see her tomorrow.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22067802 - 08/09/15 03:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Golden seems like a douche knowitall who probably doesn't know shit. This ain't 3rd grade, so yeah actually you should tell her how you feel instead of playing stupid ass games or whatever it was he suggested lol

But like most people on this thread, he also refuses to just admit that frankly, women aren't any more deep than men. They want something physically hot to fuck. you need that, or at least a very slutty girl, to get laid. Most girls who will have sex with average looking guys, have had sex with dozens of guys because they want any old hotdog in that massive loose hallway of theirs lol
Not all..but most




I guess that's why I can pull chicks even though I have a paralysed right side of my face, making it highly asymmetrical. I thought symmetry was the number one thing people look for in attractiveness? More so than the hairline even. From your standpoint I would have an impossible task ahead of me. But what do you know? I don't make a big deal about it, I joke about it, and I have no problems. Go live in your world where you disqualify yourself from the dating game. I live in another world.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: GoldenEye]
    #22067812 - 08/09/15 03:43 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

how did u get half ur face paralyzed? that sux man, sorry to hear that


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Sheekle]
    #22067818 - 08/09/15 03:44 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

From birth. And it did suck when I used to be all insecure about it and believe that it would be an obstacle. It really hasn't been since I started viewing it differently.

I once got told by a highschool "friend" that I couldn't talk about girls because you can't kiss with half a mouth so I would never get any.

That stuck with me for a long time. I started to believe it.

Now, when I meet a girl I'm imterested in, I bring up the subject instantly and I tell her I'm cool with it. I also say there are only two things I can't do because of the paralysis: kiss and eat pussy. I never had any problems since.


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    #22067830 - 08/09/15 03:46 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Look, how is this hard to understand or swallow, it's very simple: men AND women are BOTH shallow in the sense that they want something physically hot to fuck, because that's largely how you tell the quality of someones genes, is by their looks.

And as far as behavior, I feel the main thing that women want is calmness/being chill. The more easily excited and hyper a guy is, the more dry their pussies get.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan] * 1
    #22067847 - 08/09/15 03:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Imho it's not about being an alpha vs beta male or any of that bullshit. If a girl thinks a guy has good genes she might want to fuck him. If he's kinda ugly or bald but is the most alpha male of all time, he still won't get laid by many attractive girls, unless we're talking about incredibly non picky sluts who don't even count




Can you back this up with a study? Psychologists run experiments to test this shit all the time. Back it up with some numbers. Most of the women that I have known value personality over looks.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22067855 - 08/09/15 03:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Nobody is disputing that women like attractive men. I mean, shit, that's basic shit. But according to you I'll never get any because I look "nerdy", and you'll never get any because you're bald.

But this ain't my first rodeo, and I really don't have any problems gettin' laid. My father is the baldest man I've ever met, yet has a baby-mama and two side chicks :shrug:


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22067865 - 08/09/15 03:52 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I don't disagree that people want something they find attractive. The problem I have is that you obviously have no idea whatsoever of what most women find attractive. If every woman has told you that you're ugly because of thinning/receding hair (which I don't buy for a second) then you're talking to some extremely picky and superficial women. You're going after women that no man in their right mind would want to spend any amount of time with. Like Kim Kardashhians or something. Most women are not like that. Most women have an extremely broad range of traits they find attractive.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22067885 - 08/09/15 03:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Well golden I of course didn't know that and I'm sorry about that, I wasn't trying to be a douche, I also assumed you didn't have any such situation

But seriously, NOT being misogynist, even..but the girls you get must be way more deep and nice than 90% of girls I've ever met in highschool, college or even out of college. Even older women that hunt younger guys, are looking for "pretty boys" who have good genes and thus are reproductively favorable...so..this doesn't seem to be related to age, either


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan] * 1
    #22067923 - 08/09/15 04:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

It's about taking responsibility man. I thought for a looooong time that I was never going to get any action because I believed women were like you described. Now I don't believe that any longer and all of a sudden it turns out women are not like that at all! Women like a man that is strong in that sense. A man that doesn't take shit from no one and doesn't let anything get him down. That is what they want. A solid rock they can build on. A rock that provides safety for potential babies. Not a whiny crybaby that feels sorry for himself all the time and blames the world for it.


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    #22067931 - 08/09/15 04:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

It's the story they tell themselves as i said before. "Oh i bald therefore women won't find me attractive"..or whatever it happens to be

Women just want a man that is secure in himself.

You can be the best looking dude in the world but if you give off a vibe that you're not good enough, good looking enough, etc, women will agree with  you.


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    #22067938 - 08/09/15 04:02 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Exactly. Women don't have the slightest clue about what they want.

They only want you to show them that you are what they want.
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    #22067979 - 08/09/15 04:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I agree with goldeneye's advice. I suggested part of it earlier.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: GoldenEye]
    #22068330 - 08/09/15 05:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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It's about taking responsibility man. I thought for a looooong time that I was never going to get any action because I believed women were like you described. Now I don't believe that any longer and all of a sudden it turns out women are not like that at all! Women like a man that is strong in that sense. A man that doesn't take shit from no one and doesn't let anything get him down. That is what they want. A solid rock they can build on. A rock that provides safety for potential babies. Not a whiny crybaby that feels sorry for himself all the time and blames the world for it.





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Re: Friendzone [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22069756 - 08/09/15 10:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Look, how is this hard to understand or swallow, it's very simple: men AND women are BOTH shallow in the sense that they want something physically hot to fuck, because that's largely how you tell the quality of someones genes, is by their looks.

And as far as behavior, I feel the main thing that women want is calmness/being chill. The more easily excited and hyper a guy is, the more dry their pussies get.



yes but as you seem to misunderstand attraction is maybe 20% physical if that.. at a party I don't go after the hottest chick, I go after the chick I'm vibin' with. just because I find myself more attracted to her at the end of the night than the 10/10 that doesn't give a fuck. it's about more than genes.. the little annoying things are passed down too.

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Even older women that hunt younger guys, are looking for "pretty boys" who have good genes and thus are reproductively favorable...so..this doesn't seem to be related to age, either


these women are past their prime and  desperate. men have let them down so they look to boys


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    #22070296 - 08/10/15 01:57 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: Friendzone [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #22070481 - 08/10/15 04:33 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Where do these people keep coming from?

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    #22070811 - 08/10/15 08:16 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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    #22070819 - 08/10/15 08:21 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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fellow Mgtow?




Used to be that a man going his own way didn't need a fruity little support group for that. :shrug:
That is kind of the point in going your own way... you're going your OWN way! Don't let those morons on Reddit tell you how to live your life.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22070834 - 08/10/15 08:26 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I enjoy the idea and the fact that others are doing it and fighting against the system

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Re: Friendzone [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22070879 - 08/10/15 08:47 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I have no clue what y'all are talking about :shrug:

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    #22070894 - 08/10/15 08:56 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Good, it's not worth it man.


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    #22071053 - 08/10/15 09:55 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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    #22071073 - 08/10/15 10:00 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You need to straight up be a man and let her know what you want.  Get really flirty really fast and just go in for the kiss.

Ask yourself this question, is the friendship worth it or would you rather risk not having the friend but possibly getting laid?


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    #22071339 - 08/10/15 11:24 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Exactly. Let go of the friendship because being friendzoned is one of the worst things that can happen when trying to date a girl, so go all in as fast as possible now. Too much time has already been wasted.


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    #22071496 - 08/10/15 12:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

He needs to state that he doesn't want friendship and then walk. I guarantee she will say she doesn't want more. It's a shit test to see if he'll put up with it. He's probably going to fail with the hopes that he'll one day become more

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    #22072081 - 08/10/15 02:46 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You have to socially connect with women to not be friend zoned, but then again you also have to socially connect with them to even be friends. Maybe a higher level of connection is important in being more than friends.

Based on relationships I've seen formed, it's more about being an individual woman's type, personality and looks wise


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    #22072098 - 08/10/15 02:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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I have no clue what y'all are talking about :shrug:

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    #22079292 - 08/11/15 11:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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You have to socially connect with women to not be friend zoned, but then again you also have to socially connect with them to even be friends. Maybe a higher level of connection is important in being more than friends.

Based on relationships I've seen formed, it's more about being an individual woman's type, personality and looks wise



see, this is your problem... you don't know how to act. women want those they see as sexual. if they spend a lot of time with you and they don't want you it's because they havn't been convinced you are a proper mate.. it has less to do with genes and more to do with the actual mating..


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    #22079347 - 08/11/15 11:38 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

It's everything to do with genes and hormones. Both strongly inter related. And how sexually active (slutty) the girl is at the time.

In groups of me, my college dorm buddies and girls from the dorm, they said that they wouldn't have sex outside of a serious relationship unless the guy was "really hot". So you can get non totally slutty girls to bang if you're not unusually good looking, but only in a serious passionate relationship. And that's not as much about sexual pleasure as it is connection

If you're talking about sex for primal physical pleasure, you have to be particularly physically appealing to a girl. If it's sex that won't sexually excite her all *that* much but she's just doing it for the connection then yeah, in that case you can possibly be average or below average looking

I rarely see physically average dudes with gorgeous girls or fat/hideous guys with average girls, despite the fact that there are indeed a lot of such guys with a lot of confidence.

So in conclusion, unless a girl is a hotdog hallway which you don't want anyways, you usually have to be roughly her level of attractiveness to even get sex from a serious relationship from her, and you have to be physically way more attractive than her to just make her get with you just for the sexual pleasure of it. Again, this applies only to girls who have a lot of reservation and aren't hotdog hallways. There are a lot of hotdog hallways, so what? That's not even worth it


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    #22080532 - 08/12/15 09:23 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Like you know anything about what you are saying lol


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    #22080588 - 08/12/15 09:44 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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It's everything to do with genes and hormones. Both strongly inter related. And how sexually active (slutty) the girl is at the time.

In groups of me, my college dorm buddies and girls from the dorm, they said that they wouldn't have sex outside of a serious relationship unless the guy was "really hot". So you can get non totally slutty girls to bang if you're not unusually good looking, but only in a serious passionate relationship. And that's not as much about sexual pleasure as it is connection

If you're talking about sex for primal physical pleasure, you have to be particularly physically appealing to a girl. If it's sex that won't sexually excite her all *that* much but she's just doing it for the connection then yeah, in that case you can possibly be average or below average looking

I rarely see physically average dudes with gorgeous girls or fat/hideous guys with average girls, despite the fact that there are indeed a lot of such guys with a lot of confidence.

So in conclusion, unless a girl is a hotdog hallway which you don't want anyways, you usually have to be roughly her level of attractiveness to even get sex from a serious relationship from her, and you have to be physically way more attractive than her to just make her get with you just for the sexual pleasure of it. Again, this applies only to girls who have a lot of reservation and aren't hotdog hallways. There are a lot of hotdog hallways, so what? That's not even worth it



Dude... do you have autism or something of the sort?

Social interaction appears to be very formula based and calculated for you, which I find a bit strange.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22080638 - 08/12/15 09:57 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Go back and look at his older post they have a very.  Non consenting vibe to them.


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    #22080720 - 08/12/15 10:23 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

He posted somewhere recently he has aspergers.


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    #22080730 - 08/12/15 10:26 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I'm just making generalizations lol


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    #22081382 - 08/12/15 01:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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He posted somewhere recently he has aspergers.



Oh so a kid with aspergers who has slept with 9 women 50+ times in the past month since his last "girlfriend" threads.  Huh funny lie he has going


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan] * 1
    #22082390 - 08/12/15 05:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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It's everything to do with genes and hormones. Both strongly inter related. And how sexually active (slutty) the girl is at the time.

In groups of me, my college dorm buddies and girls from the dorm, they said that they wouldn't have sex outside of a serious relationship unless the guy was "really hot". So you can get non totally slutty girls to bang if you're not unusually good looking, but only in a serious passionate relationship. And that's not as much about sexual pleasure as it is connection

If you're talking about sex for primal physical pleasure, you have to be particularly physically appealing to a girl. If it's sex that won't sexually excite her all *that* much but she's just doing it for the connection then yeah, in that case you can possibly be average or below average looking

I rarely see physically average dudes with gorgeous girls or fat/hideous guys with average girls, despite the fact that there are indeed a lot of such guys with a lot of confidence.

So in conclusion, unless a girl is a hotdog hallway which you don't want anyways, you usually have to be roughly her level of attractiveness to even get sex from a serious relationship from her, and you have to be physically way more attractive than her to just make her get with you just for the sexual pleasure of it. Again, this applies only to girls who have a lot of reservation and aren't hotdog hallways. There are a lot of hotdog hallways, so what? That's not even worth it



what you still dont understand is that what makes someone 'hot' is soo much more than how they look... until you understand that there's no helping you.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: tryptkaloids]
    #22082643 - 08/12/15 06:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

There is just honestly no way on this green earth that a fat women is going to be able to "act" her way into looking "hot" and I dont care how much science you bring into, its just not going to happen.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #22082672 - 08/12/15 06:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

you'd be surprised. i've found myself attracted to some below average girls that I thought there was no chance i would ever want anything to do with.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: tryptkaloids]
    #22082696 - 08/12/15 06:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

who were obese? HOW?! I was desperate before and I tried, but was physically unable.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #22082749 - 08/12/15 06:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

obviously op, you're going to want to try out the woman trap in order to catch her.


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    #22082760 - 08/12/15 06:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I wouldn't say obese.. but overweight sure. it's not something you can make happen.. there's too many variables. it's easier to make someone attracted to you than to make yourself attracted to someone else.


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    #22082763 - 08/12/15 06:31 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

There are some pretty fucking sexy fat women out there.


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    #22082772 - 08/12/15 06:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: Friendzone [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22082833 - 08/12/15 06:46 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

She's obviously got a lovely body but is it just me or is that photo really heavily airbrushed?


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    #22082928 - 08/12/15 07:11 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

yeah they completely edited out her neck


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    #22082937 - 08/12/15 07:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

And her stomach and thighs. Those are some of the best parts dammit! :crankey:


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    #22082952 - 08/12/15 07:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah that chick is hot


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    #22083455 - 08/12/15 09:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

No she is not.  She is fat.

Just calling them as I see them


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    #22083469 - 08/12/15 09:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You're trippin bruh :lol:


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    #22083477 - 08/12/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I wonder how often that whale breeches the surface to come for air


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    #22083482 - 08/12/15 09:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

She has a nice face and I'd say she's probably chubby at best :shrug:

She's not like morbidly obese or anything


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22083505 - 08/12/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

so you're also blind


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 1
    #22083524 - 08/12/15 09:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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She has a nice face and I'd say she's probably chubby at best :shrug:

She's not like morbidly obese or anything




She's about the perfect size IMO and I really wish I could see the details that got airbrushed out :lol:


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    #22083529 - 08/12/15 09:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

thought OP was talking about the critically acclaimed film, starring Riley Reid



saw it the other night on cinemax, I think it puts her in the conversation for an Oscar in 16'



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Re: Friendzone [Re: The Doobie Dude] * 1
    #22083533 - 08/12/15 09:21 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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    #22083551 - 08/12/15 09:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

no i like my girls this thing called healthy


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    #22083599 - 08/12/15 09:40 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Friendzone [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #22083636 - 08/12/15 09:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

fuck it let's derail this thing into a riley reid tribute thread



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Re: Friendzone [Re: Niffla]
    #22083722 - 08/12/15 10:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Damn. Nice car.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22083738 - 08/12/15 10:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

forget the car

look at those heals, i want them :sissies:


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Re: Friendzone [Re: zZZz]
    #22083745 - 08/12/15 10:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I'd like to see the rest of that outfit she's not wearing as well.


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    #22083764 - 08/12/15 10:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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look at those heals, i want them :sissies:




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Re: Friendzone [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #22083978 - 08/12/15 11:21 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Don't get me wrong, the OP based on his posts seems like a very nice, cool guy and not to be gay but I'd say he's good looking too.

I'm not dissing him. I'm dissing the average woman for being judgmental and superficial, to where they think anything remotely nerdy, or non-pretty-boy-looking, to be unattractive. Like skater dudes and gangstas and all those superficial "cool" stereotypes




Well this is your problem. You are shoving us into a box labeled "shallow bitches who hate bald guys". We pick up on that. We don't like it. Women are noticing your shitty attitude and your insecurities and want nothing to do with you. Nobody wants a grumpy jaded partner who is in constant need of validation.

Remember that post of yours I replied to where I admitted to being attracted to a variety of men with different "undesirable" physical traits? They all had a few things in common. They were respectful and kind men who knew exactly who they were and accepted themselves. They liked themselves.

Reading your replies, I would guess that you have some deep-seated hatred for yourself (aside from losing your hair ) Instead of working on what you don't like you just convince yourself the problem is the world and your bald ass head. You are the problem. Not your lack of hair, and not women, but you. I hope on day you will learn to love yourself. Once you do that, so will the rest of the world. 

OP- you are an attractive guy, and I would advise you not to be discouraged over a "friendzone." It is possible she is taking her time getting to know you and to be comfortable with you. Maybe you two will hook up. Maybe you won't. At the very least you have a friend and good friends can be hard to come by.


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    #22083983 - 08/12/15 11:21 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

My favorite Riley Reid clip, trust me its dank.

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    #22084044 - 08/12/15 11:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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My favorite Riley Reid clip, trust me its dank.

http://www.youjizz.com/videos/young-riley-reid-fuck-2431302.html




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    #22084172 - 08/13/15 12:34 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

So, I went for.

Got rejected.


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    #22084232 - 08/13/15 12:49 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Good god, you dont "go" for anything when you're in the friendzone. You build up that friendship, you strengthen it, you learn everything about her, you start talking to her all the time everyday until it slowly dawns on her that she might actually love you. You dont spring a "hey I was uh *kicks the ground nervously* wondering if you wanted to go on a date?". Fuck outta here with that weak ass game. She already like you enough to consider you a friend. Exploit that. You're a little late now though, every single thing you do now is gonna be colored by whatever weak ass line it is that she shot down, but remember it for the next time you stuck with you're dick in your hand wondering how you can manage to talk someone into fucking you.


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    #22084234 - 08/13/15 12:50 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Did you make it clear that you wanted no part in a friendzoned friendship. Because if not then ur stuck right back in the same situation.


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    #22084244 - 08/13/15 12:52 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Good god, you dont "go" for anything when you're in the friendzone. You build up that friendship, you strengthen it, you learn everything about her, you start talking to her all the time everyday until it slowly dawns on her that she might actually love you.




Fuck that shit :lol:

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    #22084435 - 08/13/15 01:46 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

The pain of still being her friend at this point would be so much that being friends with her wouldn't even be worth it anyway. Too painful. Just a constant reminder of what could have a been. And a constant reminder of rejection. You don't need that kind of negativity hanging around. Plus, once a girl friendzones a guy often times she will try to milk the guy dry of anything and everything that she can. Disuse she knows the guy likes her.


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    #22084812 - 08/13/15 04:24 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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fuck it let's derail this thing into a riley reid tribute thread



:derail:




Why are there so many pictures of women in this pose lately? It looks like she's pooping, that's not sexy, that's nasty!


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #22084814 - 08/13/15 04:25 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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The pain of still being her friend at this point would be so much that being friends with her wouldn't even be worth it anyway. Too painful. Just a constant reminder of what could have a been. And a constant reminder of rejection. You don't need that kind of negativity hanging around. Plus, once a girl friendzones a guy often times she will try to milk the guy dry of anything and everything that she can. Disuse she knows the guy likes her.




There are also women who will do this if you date them.

If someone allows himself or herself to be easily exploited, he or she will experience issues.

In general, make efforts not to associate with shitty people.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Tantrika]
    #22084820 - 08/13/15 04:28 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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In general, make efforts not to associate with shitty people.




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Re: Friendzone [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22085237 - 08/13/15 07:58 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I use to assume my girl was mainly trying to use me....until I was proven wrong and from an outside perspective it would look like I'm using her for material shit, such as her driving me to work every day in her car, due to my car finally dying completely. *tears*

And it's no surprise she rejected the poor OP. Most women DO stereotype guys into categories, "hot sexy manly country guy", "cute hipster dude", etc. And 50% of it is looks, 50% is your mannerisms, way you talk etc. And obviously the way you dress, including glasses :laugh:

You have to figure out what stereotype the girl you're tryin' to nail, is going for. Then, superficially change your dress, act etc. You have to be a good actor lol.

Then, nail the bitch, and dump her. You can't keep up an act forever y'know!


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22085245 - 08/13/15 08:00 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

And goddamn Riley Reid (never heard of her till this thread) is gorgeous looking. If it weren't for the fact that she were a boner garage, I would eat breakfast off her whole butt/taint/pussy zone, whether she took a shower beforehand or not.

..the fact that she is a slut, makes her completely unattractive, despite her amazing looks. Saddening :frown:


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 1
    #22085249 - 08/13/15 08:01 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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ThatKidWithTheFace said:
So, I went for.

Got rejected.



Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan] * 1
    #22085277 - 08/13/15 08:10 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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I use to assume my girl was mainly trying to use me....until I was proven wrong and from an outside perspective it would look like I'm using her for material shit, such as her driving me to work every day in her car, due to my car finally dying completely. *tears*

And it's no surprise she rejected the poor OP. Most women DO stereotype guys into categories, "hot sexy manly country guy", "cute hipster dude", etc. And 50% of it is looks, 50% is your mannerisms, way you talk etc. And obviously the way you dress, including glasses :laugh:

You have to figure out what stereotype the girl you're tryin' to nail, is going for. Then, superficially change your dress, act etc. You have to be a good actor lol.

Then, nail the bitch, and dump her. You can't keep up an act forever y'know!



Lol ur wrong


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22085407 - 08/13/15 09:00 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That's honestly the way it is for 75% of women, it would appear to be the majority. People in general tend to "class" people largely based on superficial shit.

If you disagree, you overestimate the depth and intellect of most people


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22085533 - 08/13/15 09:37 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Hey can I see your math so I know how you came up with those percentages?


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22085571 - 08/13/15 09:52 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Just a guestimate based on *my* observations. Hopefully the percentages are way different for the better elsewhere.

Admittedly, I'm 25, so a significant amount of what I'm saying is based on girls from my highschool/college who are in their teens and early 20's


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22086706 - 08/13/15 12:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Tell us what went down op


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #22086711 - 08/13/15 12:50 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Good god, you dont "go" for anything when you're in the friendzone. You build up that friendship, you strengthen it, you learn everything about her, you start talking to her all the time everyday until it slowly dawns on her that she might actually love you. You dont spring a "hey I was uh *kicks the ground nervously* wondering if you wanted to go on a date?". Fuck outta here with that weak ass game. She already like you enough to consider you a friend. Exploit that. You're a little late now though, every single thing you do now is gonna be colored by whatever weak ass line it is that she shot down, but remember it for the next time you stuck with you're dick in your hand wondering how you can manage to talk someone into fucking you.




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Re: Friendzone [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22086772 - 08/13/15 12:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That's stalker level love. The type of stuff you'd see in horror movies where the guy goes psycho. Pretend to be friends forever until she's lonely.. awesome stuff.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22086796 - 08/13/15 12:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

No it isn't. You're just letting things naturally play out


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22086804 - 08/13/15 12:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:wonka:


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Re: Friendzone [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22086811 - 08/13/15 12:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:shrug:


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22086815 - 08/13/15 12:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:manvsfish:


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 2
    #22086874 - 08/13/15 01:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Sometimes things just don't ever "play out naturally". If you really can't get over her and are hoping that she will come around, trying to show her your best side is definitely the way to go, but there's no guarantee it will pay off with sex instead of platonic loyalty. There is no way to trick or force a woman into finding you attractive. I know it's heartbreaking, but in this life, all of us will find that there exists pussy we were never meant to get.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22086897 - 08/13/15 01:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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That's stalker level love. The type of stuff you'd see in horror movies where the guy goes psycho. Pretend to be friends forever until she's lonely.. awesome stuff.





the guy would just be pissing his life away if he just be friends with her "hoping" she will one day change her mind. people honestly dont have time for that.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ShiVersblood] * 1
    #22086911 - 08/13/15 01:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I mean yeah I know. Sometimes the end result of it playing out naturally is just a regular Platonic friendship which is cool too. I just don't agree with XL caps's "stalker" term.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22086931 - 08/13/15 01:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Why do you keep taking pictures through my windows at night then?


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Re: Friendzone [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22087852 - 08/13/15 03:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

ThatKidWithTheFace said:
So, I went for.

Got rejected.



Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

:manofapproval:




Yes trial and error


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan] * 2
    #22087905 - 08/13/15 03:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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And goddamn Riley Reid (never heard of her till this thread) is gorgeous looking. If it weren't for the fact that she were a boner garage, I would eat breakfast off her whole butt/taint/pussy zone, whether she took a shower beforehand or not.

..the fact that she is a slut, makes her completely unattractive, despite her amazing looks. Saddening :frown:



But dude you've had sex with 9 women 50+ times this month alone.  Averaging 15 fuck sessions a day you should be able to squeeze in another one I bet!  Why does it matter if shes a whore if you are such a stud man?


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Re: Friendzone [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #22087949 - 08/13/15 04:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

MagicalOrangutan said:
And goddamn Riley Reid (never heard of her till this thread) is gorgeous looking. If it weren't for the fact that she were a boner garage, I would eat breakfast off her whole butt/taint/pussy zone, whether she took a shower beforehand or not.

..the fact that she is a slut, makes her completely unattractive, despite her amazing looks. Saddening :frown:



But dude you've had sex with 9 women 50+ times this month alone.  Averaging 15 fuck sessions a day you should be able to squeeze in another one I bet!  Why does it matter if shes a whore if you are such a stud man?



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Re: Friendzone [Re: tryptkaloids]
    #22088258 - 08/13/15 05:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I said 9 girls total not just this month lol


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22088267 - 08/13/15 05:21 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

1p lsd thread in ODD


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