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ThatKidWithTheFace
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According to that list, I'd like to think I'm B+
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[quote]Sheekle said: [quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said: Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote] u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]
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MagicalOrangutan
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What would someone who doesn't give a fuck about douchefuck humans and just wants to save up enough money for sniper rifles and other serial killer supplies to eliminate douchebags, be considered on that dumbass retarded list
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ThatKidWithTheFace
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Dude . . . Just . . . No
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[quote]Sheekle said: [quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said: Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote] u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]
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GoldenEye
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Man, this thread is full of bullshit.
I can't even begin to comment on the type of bitter butthurt non sense magical orangutan is spewing out. So I saved that shit for a rating.
To OP:
- Do not, under any circumstance, tell her how you feel. She will think you are too pussy to make a move and if you weren't in the friendzone before, you will be after.
- Do not take advice from gay guys like Sheekle and Addy on this topic. No offense guys but really, you view things a bit too simplistically.
I only ever got out of the friend zone twice. Since then, I have never ended up in it anymore. It's remarkably easy once you realise why you are in the friendzone in the first place.
It is because you are not viewed as a sexual being.
Women don't fuck anything that walks because they can't afford to. They risk getting impregnated by crappy genetic material. They have to have the best and the best only.
So, they seperate males into two categories: asexual (friend) and sexual (partner).
The trick to crossing over is convincing her you are a sexual being.
You have to show her that you have desires and are sexual.
The ways I did this in those two times I escaped the friendzone illustrate how you can achieve this.
First time, I hooked up with a friend of the girl that friendzoned me, in front of her face. That's about the most direct way you can pull this off. But asking her to set you up on a date and actually acing the date works as well. Or using her as a wingman. But you have to actually be successful. Don't use her as a wingman and still be too chickenshit to talk to chicks and score one because you will sink deeper.
Second time, I complimented the girl that friendzoned me on her hair being tied up and her red lipstick. I said: "don't ever wear your hair like that around me and don't put on that lipstick near me or I will do something that will destroy our friendship...". If she never wears it like that again, move on, you are in so deep there is no hope. More often than not, she will wear it like that again very quickly. Possibly even the next time you see her. This is not at all a coincidence. She hasn't forgotten. It is an open invitation. She is giving you one last chance to show that you belong in the sexual category. So, you look her straight in the eyes and you tell her: "I told you not to wear that..." and you make your move. Guaranteed success.
There are plenty of other ways but the main thing is, get her to view you in a sexual way through actions! Not through words, through actions.
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I'd say Gamma -
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MagicalOrangutan
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Just a hypothetical
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Tantrika
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By the list, I'm apparently Gamma Positive according to my exes that I have linked it to for a laugh -- apparently I get deeply absorbed in my own creative pursuits or self-examination, and it at times acts to my detriment in terms of social activity. Suppose the fact that that does not really bother me may reinforce the status. 
I do not take it overly seriously, it came off of a joke site.
Still makes me laugh when I go over it though.
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Sheekle
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Quote:
GoldenEye said: - Do not, under any circumstance, tell her how you feel. She will think you are too pussy to make a move and if you weren't in the friendzone before, you will be after.
- Do not take advice from gay guys like Sheekle and Addy on this topic. No offense guys but really, you view things a bit too simplistically.
What the fuck dude? You think that nobody should talk about how they feel? Nah that's dumb as shit
I'm not gay btw
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GoldenEye
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You can, but only after you acted on it. And this applies only to romantic feelings from men towards women.
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"wah, I hate having friends. "
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Gota love when betas give advice to betas. lmao!
I gave OP advice before If i remember right. I even said he would be back on here complaining about the same issues in a few months, and whadya know! Here he is
I suggest you start listening to Corey waynes videos and reading his book....or continue getting the same result from women that you've always gotten
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MagicalOrangutan
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Re: Friendzone [Re: Sheekle]
#22067761 - 08/09/15 03:34 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Golden seems like a douche knowitall who probably doesn't know shit. This ain't 3rd grade, so yeah actually you should tell her how you feel instead of playing stupid ass games or whatever it was he suggested lol
But like most people on this thread, he also refuses to just admit that frankly, women aren't any more deep than men. They want something physically hot to fuck. you need that, or at least a very slutty girl, to get laid. Most girls who will have sex with average looking guys, have had sex with dozens of guys because they want any old hotdog in that massive loose hallway of theirs lol Not all..but most
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Shroomslip
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Reading your philosophy and understanding of women is almost physically painful. Like I just wanna reach through the screen and smack you until your skull opens so I can shove real knowledge directly into your brain since there seems to be some kind of misfiring neuron problem between your eyes and your brain. You're reading the information but it is somehow not saving into your brain's hard drive.
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ThatKidWithTheFace
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RanOutOfWeed said:
I gave OP advice before If i remember right. I even said he would be back on here complaining about the same issues in a few months, and whadya know! Here he is
I think you got me confused, man. I wasn't having this issue months ago. Hell, we only been hangin' out for, like, a week or two 
Also, GoldenEye, I'm definitely gonna keep all that in mind. I think I'm gonna see her tomorrow.
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[quote]Sheekle said: [quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said: Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote] u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]
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GoldenEye
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MagicalOrangutan said: Golden seems like a douche knowitall who probably doesn't know shit. This ain't 3rd grade, so yeah actually you should tell her how you feel instead of playing stupid ass games or whatever it was he suggested lol
But like most people on this thread, he also refuses to just admit that frankly, women aren't any more deep than men. They want something physically hot to fuck. you need that, or at least a very slutty girl, to get laid. Most girls who will have sex with average looking guys, have had sex with dozens of guys because they want any old hotdog in that massive loose hallway of theirs lol Not all..but most
I guess that's why I can pull chicks even though I have a paralysed right side of my face, making it highly asymmetrical. I thought symmetry was the number one thing people look for in attractiveness? More so than the hairline even. From your standpoint I would have an impossible task ahead of me. But what do you know? I don't make a big deal about it, I joke about it, and I have no problems. Go live in your world where you disqualify yourself from the dating game. I live in another world.
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Sheekle
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how did u get half ur face paralyzed? that sux man, sorry to hear that
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GoldenEye
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Re: Friendzone [Re: Sheekle]
#22067818 - 08/09/15 03:44 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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From birth. And it did suck when I used to be all insecure about it and believe that it would be an obstacle. It really hasn't been since I started viewing it differently.
I once got told by a highschool "friend" that I couldn't talk about girls because you can't kiss with half a mouth so I would never get any.
That stuck with me for a long time. I started to believe it.
Now, when I meet a girl I'm imterested in, I bring up the subject instantly and I tell her I'm cool with it. I also say there are only two things I can't do because of the paralysis: kiss and eat pussy. I never had any problems since.
Edited by GoldenEye (08/09/15 03:50 PM)
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MagicalOrangutan
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Look, how is this hard to understand or swallow, it's very simple: men AND women are BOTH shallow in the sense that they want something physically hot to fuck, because that's largely how you tell the quality of someones genes, is by their looks.
And as far as behavior, I feel the main thing that women want is calmness/being chill. The more easily excited and hyper a guy is, the more dry their pussies get.
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MagicalOrangutan said: Imho it's not about being an alpha vs beta male or any of that bullshit. If a girl thinks a guy has good genes she might want to fuck him. If he's kinda ugly or bald but is the most alpha male of all time, he still won't get laid by many attractive girls, unless we're talking about incredibly non picky sluts who don't even count
Can you back this up with a study? Psychologists run experiments to test this shit all the time. Back it up with some numbers. Most of the women that I have known value personality over looks.
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ThatKidWithTheFace
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Nobody is disputing that women like attractive men. I mean, shit, that's basic shit. But according to you I'll never get any because I look "nerdy", and you'll never get any because you're bald.
But this ain't my first rodeo, and I really don't have any problems gettin' laid. My father is the baldest man I've ever met, yet has a baby-mama and two side chicks
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[quote]Sheekle said: [quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said: Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote] u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]
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