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OfflineShiVersblood
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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22064475 - 08/08/15 08:46 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Don't stay friends man. It's going to end up being more painful than it's worth. Especially if she starts dating another guy.

The friend zone is a reall demeaning place to be in. She loses respect for you as a man when you get friend zoned. You basically just become "one of the girls" when that happens.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22064479 - 08/08/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I would casually ask her to hook you up with a friend of hers...see how she reacts.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22064492 - 08/08/15 08:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

The others were thinking it, and actually I get told that every time I talk to a girl, almost...I honestly think women place more importance on male hair, than been place on female hair. Balding indicates aging and lack of health in their eyes, which is irrational because I'm young and quite healthy..but whatever. I'm not bitter, just pissed that I use to get random girls from all over randomly asking me out and to fuck back in highschool when I had long hair, and never even get a look from them now, even tho my hair is literally the absolute single, only thing that's changed about me since then. Meh


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22064499 - 08/08/15 08:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You gotta carry yourself like a masculine man
not a egodoosh but a man who takes good care of himself
mentally n physically




Women love guys with confidence and results


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #22064500 - 08/08/15 08:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Stealth1Vampire said:
Don't stay friends man. It's going to end up being more painful than it's worth. Especially if she starts dating another guy.

The friend zone is a reall demeaning place to be in. She loses respect for you as a man when you get friend zoned. You basically just become "one of the girls" when that happens.




Theres always a certain level of emotional immaturity involved when it comes to people talking about being friendzoned. Theres absolutely nothing wrong with just being a friend, I think most people would welcome it. It elevates your status considerably in the eyes of other woman to see you out and about with female friends. Not mention the whole actually having another friend part. Not every chick out there is gonna wanna suck your dick, get over it.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22064515 - 08/08/15 08:57 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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MagicalOrangutan said:
The others were thinking it, and actually I get told that every time I talk to a girl, almost...I honestly think women place more importance on male hair, than been place on female hair. Balding indicates aging and lack of health in their eyes, which is irrational because I'm young and quite healthy..but whatever. I'm not bitter, just pissed that I use to get random girls from all over randomly asking me out and to fuck back in highschool when I had long hair, and never even get a look from them now, even tho my hair is literally the absolute single, only thing that's changed about me since then. Meh



:mindblown: You can read girls minds? Shit dude, you should be rolling in it.

I have never heard any guy get told that, ever. Actually as has been pointed out several times, women seem to have some kind of unnatural attraction to bald men. Even my own wife has told me she likes my head bald and I think I look weird as fuck bald.

Note: She has never been quiet about what she finds unattractive before, like "I look weird with just a mustache and no beard and I'm not allowed to have the mustache without the beard" just in case you wanted to say "well it's your wife, of course she would say that". The baldness was also only temporary so not even just because "it was out of my control" would she say it.


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I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #22064523 - 08/08/15 09:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

The sooner you guys figure out that women are, just like men, SHALLOW, and that therefore "carrying yourself with confidence" won't do shit if they think you aren't cool or hawt, da sooner you'll save your sanity from trying to figure them out lol


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Hate is the blind that covers the heart's eye
That makes the heart's eye cry
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It's all in the mind


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22064539 - 08/08/15 09:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Shroom, man..what you're saying just does not comport with anything I've seen, first nor second hand. I asked my girl about if I could shave my head bald and she literally quote, said "fuck no, you would resemble Jason vorhees" (from the movie, lol). That's what 99% of girls think about baldness in all my experience: it's an absolute deal breaker, even if you're a perfect guy otherwise, physically and personality wise...


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Hugging your mind, praying to survive, feeling the love of the hieroglyphs in the sky
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Hate is the blind that covers the heart's eye
That makes the heart's eye cry
Locked deep away in the skies of our minds

It's all in the mind


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan] * 1
    #22064544 - 08/08/15 09:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Women are people, of course some are shallow. I wouldn't say most are though. Men tend to have a very narrow range of features they find attractive. Women have a much broader parameter. There are plenty of hot as hell women (happily) with men that men would consider imperfect and even ugly as defined by the characteristics they believe women go for.
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MagicalOrangutan said:
Shroom, man..what you're saying just does not comport with anything I've seen, first nor second hand. I asked my girl about if I could shave my head bald and she literally quote, said "fuck no, you would resemble Jason vorhees" (from the movie, lol). That's what 99% of girls think about baldness in all my experience: it's an absolute deal breaker, even if you're a perfect guy otherwise, physically and personality wise...



Well what you're saying doesn't comport with the majority of other people's experiences.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
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I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22064554 - 08/08/15 09:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That's funny. I've lived in several different cities in Ohio and it's the same way with girls in every one of those cities, in this regard.

Reality is cold. No sane intelligent person can deny that


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Hugging your mind, praying to survive, feeling the love of the hieroglyphs in the sky
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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22064559 - 08/08/15 09:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

MagicalOrangutan said:
The sooner you guys figure out that women are, just like men, SHALLOW, and that therefore "carrying yourself with confidence" won't do shit if they think you aren't cool or hawt, da sooner you'll save your sanity from trying to figure them out lol




It is because of that level of shallowness that carrying oneself with confidence works.

Women value status -- the way to demonstrate holding of status without throwing money around is to carry yourself with confidence.

Carrying yourself with confidence is about your appearance to women; it will make you seem "cool or hawt" to them.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22064573 - 08/08/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Women view guys with glasses as being nerdy and weak and awkward and weird, unless you look like one of those pictures of Johnny Depp with his glasses on lol

Not to be a dick, but most girls would not be attracted to the OP based on his picture, especially with those glasses on.

Women are sooo..idk lol. But I speak the truth.


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We all need more love, and mainly less hate
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That makes the heart's eye cry
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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan] * 1
    #22064579 - 08/08/15 09:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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That's funny. I've lived in several different cities in Ohio and it's the same way with girls in every one of those cities, in this regard.

Reality is cold. No sane intelligent person can deny that



And the common denominator in all of this is you, not the women. If 99% of women truly found bald men to be the "oh hell no" line, then how do so many bald men have women? There are a fuckload more bald men than 1% of women of dating age out there. Maybe.. Just maybe.. The problem isn't your hair. Maybe it's something else. As you've been told again and again.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22064605 - 08/08/15 09:21 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

The fuck? The only guys I've ever seen with even semi attractive, non fat/ancient/hideous women, have very thick shaggy glorious madness lol. except black guys. Some shirt hair black guys have had cute girlfriends. But that's only because women have a hugely unnatural attraction to black dick than pale white guys, they move dark skin, deep blck voices and the stereotype of the big black cock lol


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Hugging your mind, praying to survive, feeling the love of the hieroglyphs in the sky
We all need more love, and mainly less hate
Hate is the blind that covers the heart's eye
That makes the heart's eye cry
Locked deep away in the skies of our minds

It's all in the mind


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan] * 1
    #22064607 - 08/08/15 09:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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MagicalOrangutan said:
Women view guys with glasses as being nerdy and weak and awkward and weird, unless you look like one of those pictures of Johnny Depp with his glasses on lol

Not to be a dick, but most girls would not be attracted to the OP based on his picture, especially with those glasses on.

Women are sooo..idk lol. But I speak the truth.




Have actually been asked for Johnny Depp's autograph on multiple occasions while living in the city. :lol:

"Nerdy and weak and awkward and weird" is a pretty succinct summary of what a person portrays when they are not carrying themselves with confidence though.
Aside from "weak" which can be relatively ambiguous, the words you chose to list represent ways in which people are perceived socially rather than defining physical features.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22064615 - 08/08/15 09:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

*glorious hair, not madness. Phone refuses to goddamn work


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Hugging your mind, praying to survive, feeling the love of the hieroglyphs in the sky
We all need more love, and mainly less hate
Hate is the blind that covers the heart's eye
That makes the heart's eye cry
Locked deep away in the skies of our minds

It's all in the mind


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22064749 - 08/08/15 10:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Tell her how you feel and if she turns you down just don't push it trust me...don't push it, I know from experience and i regret trying to make it happen even after I got shot down and it sucked even more than being shot down and i'm sure it'll suck but theirs so many girls out there it will not seem like it at the moment but you will see it and you can always have her as a good friend and who knows what could happen!


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Re: Friendzone [Re: TheExperience]
    #22064766 - 08/08/15 10:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

People tell me all the time that girls don't care about looks at all, they only care about personality. That's the only way I can figure why so many hot girls are dating horribly ugly fat guys.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22064800 - 08/08/15 10:21 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Not to be a dick, but most girls would not be attracted to the OP based on his picture, especially with those glasses on. .




:lol: Man, it's not like I really have that much of a problem gettin' with chicks, I'm just really diggin' this particular one.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22064811 - 08/08/15 10:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

The particular one who won't date you? Not smart.


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