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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: Friendzone [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22086804 - 08/13/15 12:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:wonka:


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InvisibleMalcolm_Xtasy
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Re: Friendzone [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22086811 - 08/13/15 12:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:shrug:


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: Friendzone [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22086815 - 08/13/15 12:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:manvsfish:


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 2
    #22086874 - 08/13/15 01:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Sometimes things just don't ever "play out naturally". If you really can't get over her and are hoping that she will come around, trying to show her your best side is definitely the way to go, but there's no guarantee it will pay off with sex instead of platonic loyalty. There is no way to trick or force a woman into finding you attractive. I know it's heartbreaking, but in this life, all of us will find that there exists pussy we were never meant to get.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22086897 - 08/13/15 01:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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XLCaps said:
That's stalker level love. The type of stuff you'd see in horror movies where the guy goes psycho. Pretend to be friends forever until she's lonely.. awesome stuff.





the guy would just be pissing his life away if he just be friends with her "hoping" she will one day change her mind. people honestly dont have time for that.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ShiVersblood] * 1
    #22086911 - 08/13/15 01:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I mean yeah I know. Sometimes the end result of it playing out naturally is just a regular Platonic friendship which is cool too. I just don't agree with XL caps's "stalker" term.


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: Friendzone [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22086931 - 08/13/15 01:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Why do you keep taking pictures through my windows at night then?


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Re: Friendzone [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22087852 - 08/13/15 03:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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XLCaps said:
Quote:

ThatKidWithTheFace said:
So, I went for.

Got rejected.



Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

:manofapproval:




Yes trial and error


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan] * 2
    #22087905 - 08/13/15 03:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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MagicalOrangutan said:
And goddamn Riley Reid (never heard of her till this thread) is gorgeous looking. If it weren't for the fact that she were a boner garage, I would eat breakfast off her whole butt/taint/pussy zone, whether she took a shower beforehand or not.

..the fact that she is a slut, makes her completely unattractive, despite her amazing looks. Saddening :frown:



But dude you've had sex with 9 women 50+ times this month alone.  Averaging 15 fuck sessions a day you should be able to squeeze in another one I bet!  Why does it matter if shes a whore if you are such a stud man?


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Re: Friendzone [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #22087949 - 08/13/15 04:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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The Doobie Dude said:
Quote:

MagicalOrangutan said:
And goddamn Riley Reid (never heard of her till this thread) is gorgeous looking. If it weren't for the fact that she were a boner garage, I would eat breakfast off her whole butt/taint/pussy zone, whether she took a shower beforehand or not.

..the fact that she is a slut, makes her completely unattractive, despite her amazing looks. Saddening :frown:



But dude you've had sex with 9 women 50+ times this month alone.  Averaging 15 fuck sessions a day you should be able to squeeze in another one I bet!  Why does it matter if shes a whore if you are such a stud man?



:rofl2:


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Re: Friendzone [Re: tryptkaloids]
    #22088258 - 08/13/15 05:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I said 9 girls total not just this month lol


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22088267 - 08/13/15 05:21 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

1p lsd thread in ODD


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