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Re: Friendzone [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #22084044 - 08/12/15 11:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Bodhi of Ankou said:
My favorite Riley Reid clip, trust me its dank.

http://www.youjizz.com/videos/young-riley-reid-fuck-2431302.html




:justastonishing:


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Niffla]
    #22084172 - 08/13/15 12:34 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

So, I went for.

Got rejected.


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 1
    #22084232 - 08/13/15 12:49 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Good god, you dont "go" for anything when you're in the friendzone. You build up that friendship, you strengthen it, you learn everything about her, you start talking to her all the time everyday until it slowly dawns on her that she might actually love you. You dont spring a "hey I was uh *kicks the ground nervously* wondering if you wanted to go on a date?". Fuck outta here with that weak ass game. She already like you enough to consider you a friend. Exploit that. You're a little late now though, every single thing you do now is gonna be colored by whatever weak ass line it is that she shot down, but remember it for the next time you stuck with you're dick in your hand wondering how you can manage to talk someone into fucking you.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22084234 - 08/13/15 12:50 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Did you make it clear that you wanted no part in a friendzoned friendship. Because if not then ur stuck right back in the same situation.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #22084244 - 08/13/15 12:52 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Bodhi of Ankou said:
Good god, you dont "go" for anything when you're in the friendzone. You build up that friendship, you strengthen it, you learn everything about her, you start talking to her all the time everyday until it slowly dawns on her that she might actually love you.




Fuck that shit :lol:

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Stealth1Vampire said:
Did you make it clear that you wanted no part in a friendzoned friendship. Because if not then ur stuck right back in the same situation.




Yeah, I was like Skirt! Time for you to go home.


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[quote]Sheekle said:
[quote]ThatKidWithTheFace said:
Is this the same aunt that fucks dogs?[/quote]
u bet ur ass it is.[/quote]


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22084435 - 08/13/15 01:46 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

The pain of still being her friend at this point would be so much that being friends with her wouldn't even be worth it anyway. Too painful. Just a constant reminder of what could have a been. And a constant reminder of rejection. You don't need that kind of negativity hanging around. Plus, once a girl friendzones a guy often times she will try to milk the guy dry of anything and everything that she can. Disuse she knows the guy likes her.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Niffla]
    #22084812 - 08/13/15 04:24 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Niffla said:
fuck it let's derail this thing into a riley reid tribute thread



:derail:




Why are there so many pictures of women in this pose lately? It looks like she's pooping, that's not sexy, that's nasty!


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #22084814 - 08/13/15 04:25 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Stealth1Vampire said:
The pain of still being her friend at this point would be so much that being friends with her wouldn't even be worth it anyway. Too painful. Just a constant reminder of what could have a been. And a constant reminder of rejection. You don't need that kind of negativity hanging around. Plus, once a girl friendzones a guy often times she will try to milk the guy dry of anything and everything that she can. Disuse she knows the guy likes her.




There are also women who will do this if you date them.

If someone allows himself or herself to be easily exploited, he or she will experience issues.

In general, make efforts not to associate with shitty people.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Tantrika]
    #22084820 - 08/13/15 04:28 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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SweetLeafSamadhi said:

In general, make efforts not to associate with shitty people.




That's the trick.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22085237 - 08/13/15 07:58 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I use to assume my girl was mainly trying to use me....until I was proven wrong and from an outside perspective it would look like I'm using her for material shit, such as her driving me to work every day in her car, due to my car finally dying completely. *tears*

And it's no surprise she rejected the poor OP. Most women DO stereotype guys into categories, "hot sexy manly country guy", "cute hipster dude", etc. And 50% of it is looks, 50% is your mannerisms, way you talk etc. And obviously the way you dress, including glasses :laugh:

You have to figure out what stereotype the girl you're tryin' to nail, is going for. Then, superficially change your dress, act etc. You have to be a good actor lol.

Then, nail the bitch, and dump her. You can't keep up an act forever y'know!


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22085245 - 08/13/15 08:00 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

And goddamn Riley Reid (never heard of her till this thread) is gorgeous looking. If it weren't for the fact that she were a boner garage, I would eat breakfast off her whole butt/taint/pussy zone, whether she took a shower beforehand or not.

..the fact that she is a slut, makes her completely unattractive, despite her amazing looks. Saddening :frown:


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace] * 1
    #22085249 - 08/13/15 08:01 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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ThatKidWithTheFace said:
So, I went for.

Got rejected.



Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

:manofapproval:


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan] * 1
    #22085277 - 08/13/15 08:10 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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MagicalOrangutan said:
I use to assume my girl was mainly trying to use me....until I was proven wrong and from an outside perspective it would look like I'm using her for material shit, such as her driving me to work every day in her car, due to my car finally dying completely. *tears*

And it's no surprise she rejected the poor OP. Most women DO stereotype guys into categories, "hot sexy manly country guy", "cute hipster dude", etc. And 50% of it is looks, 50% is your mannerisms, way you talk etc. And obviously the way you dress, including glasses :laugh:

You have to figure out what stereotype the girl you're tryin' to nail, is going for. Then, superficially change your dress, act etc. You have to be a good actor lol.

Then, nail the bitch, and dump her. You can't keep up an act forever y'know!



Lol ur wrong


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22085407 - 08/13/15 09:00 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That's honestly the way it is for 75% of women, it would appear to be the majority. People in general tend to "class" people largely based on superficial shit.

If you disagree, you overestimate the depth and intellect of most people


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22085533 - 08/13/15 09:37 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Hey can I see your math so I know how you came up with those percentages?


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22085571 - 08/13/15 09:52 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Just a guestimate based on *my* observations. Hopefully the percentages are way different for the better elsewhere.

Admittedly, I'm 25, so a significant amount of what I'm saying is based on girls from my highschool/college who are in their teens and early 20's


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That makes the heart's eye cry
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It's all in the mind


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Re: Friendzone [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22086706 - 08/13/15 12:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Tell us what went down op


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #22086711 - 08/13/15 12:50 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Bodhi of Ankou said:
Good god, you dont "go" for anything when you're in the friendzone. You build up that friendship, you strengthen it, you learn everything about her, you start talking to her all the time everyday until it slowly dawns on her that she might actually love you. You dont spring a "hey I was uh *kicks the ground nervously* wondering if you wanted to go on a date?". Fuck outta here with that weak ass game. She already like you enough to consider you a friend. Exploit that. You're a little late now though, every single thing you do now is gonna be colored by whatever weak ass line it is that she shot down, but remember it for the next time you stuck with you're dick in your hand wondering how you can manage to talk someone into fucking you.




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Re: Friendzone [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22086772 - 08/13/15 12:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That's stalker level love. The type of stuff you'd see in horror movies where the guy goes psycho. Pretend to be friends forever until she's lonely.. awesome stuff.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22086796 - 08/13/15 12:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

No it isn't. You're just letting things naturally play out


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