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InvisibleSophistic Radiance
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Re: Friendzone [Re: ShiVersblood]
    #22082937 - 08/12/15 07:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

And her stomach and thighs. Those are some of the best parts dammit! :crankey:


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InvisibleMalcolm_Xtasy
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Re: Friendzone [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 1
    #22082952 - 08/12/15 07:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah that chick is hot


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22083455 - 08/12/15 09:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

No she is not.  She is fat.

Just calling them as I see them


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Re: Friendzone [Re: The Doobie Dude]
    #22083469 - 08/12/15 09:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You're trippin bruh :lol:


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22083477 - 08/12/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I wonder how often that whale breeches the surface to come for air


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InvisibleMalcolm_Xtasy
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Re: Friendzone [Re: The Doobie Dude] * 1
    #22083482 - 08/12/15 09:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

She has a nice face and I'd say she's probably chubby at best :shrug:

She's not like morbidly obese or anything


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22083505 - 08/12/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

so you're also blind


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 1
    #22083524 - 08/12/15 09:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Malcolm_Xtasy said:
She has a nice face and I'd say she's probably chubby at best :shrug:

She's not like morbidly obese or anything




She's about the perfect size IMO and I really wish I could see the details that got airbrushed out :lol:


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Re: Friendzone [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22083529 - 08/12/15 09:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

thought OP was talking about the critically acclaimed film, starring Riley Reid



saw it the other night on cinemax, I think it puts her in the conversation for an Oscar in 16'



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Re: Friendzone [Re: The Doobie Dude] * 1
    #22083533 - 08/12/15 09:21 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

The Doobie Dude said:
so you're also blind




Oh you must like your girls like this




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Re: Friendzone [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22083551 - 08/12/15 09:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

no i like my girls this thing called healthy


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Niffla]
    #22083599 - 08/12/15 09:40 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Friendzone [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22083610 - 08/12/15 09:43 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Friendzone [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #22083636 - 08/12/15 09:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

fuck it let's derail this thing into a riley reid tribute thread



:derail:


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Niffla]
    #22083722 - 08/12/15 10:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Damn. Nice car.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22083738 - 08/12/15 10:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

forget the car

look at those heals, i want them :sissies:


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Re: Friendzone [Re: zZZz]
    #22083745 - 08/12/15 10:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I'd like to see the rest of that outfit she's not wearing as well.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: zZZz]
    #22083764 - 08/12/15 10:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

zZZz said:
forget the car

look at those heals, i want them :sissies:




:lolsy:


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Niffla] * 2
    #22083978 - 08/12/15 11:21 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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MagicalOrangutan said:
Don't get me wrong, the OP based on his posts seems like a very nice, cool guy and not to be gay but I'd say he's good looking too.

I'm not dissing him. I'm dissing the average woman for being judgmental and superficial, to where they think anything remotely nerdy, or non-pretty-boy-looking, to be unattractive. Like skater dudes and gangstas and all those superficial "cool" stereotypes




Well this is your problem. You are shoving us into a box labeled "shallow bitches who hate bald guys". We pick up on that. We don't like it. Women are noticing your shitty attitude and your insecurities and want nothing to do with you. Nobody wants a grumpy jaded partner who is in constant need of validation.

Remember that post of yours I replied to where I admitted to being attracted to a variety of men with different "undesirable" physical traits? They all had a few things in common. They were respectful and kind men who knew exactly who they were and accepted themselves. They liked themselves.

Reading your replies, I would guess that you have some deep-seated hatred for yourself (aside from losing your hair ) Instead of working on what you don't like you just convince yourself the problem is the world and your bald ass head. You are the problem. Not your lack of hair, and not women, but you. I hope on day you will learn to love yourself. Once you do that, so will the rest of the world. 

OP- you are an attractive guy, and I would advise you not to be discouraged over a "friendzone." It is possible she is taking her time getting to know you and to be comfortable with you. Maybe you two will hook up. Maybe you won't. At the very least you have a friend and good friends can be hard to come by.


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Re: Friendzone [Re: Niffla] * 1
    #22083983 - 08/12/15 11:21 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

My favorite Riley Reid clip, trust me its dank.

http://www.youjizz.com/videos/young-riley-reid-fuck-2431302.html


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