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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22061238 - 08/08/15 02:34 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

Tell your bro shes been fucking someone else and peace.


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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: Shroomism]
    #22061315 - 08/08/15 03:12 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

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fight all the time - check
crying after finding out - check
he wants to leave her - check

Yeah sounds like the perfect environment to bring yet another unwanted child into the world, just from a couple words. Abort mission.




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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22061339 - 08/08/15 03:25 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

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Rebelutionsssss said:
He should have just fucking listened to me when I told him to leave her once it got physical. You don't hit someone you love. I've told him over and over its not working




Did she hit him?


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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22061341 - 08/08/15 03:26 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

You know shes got that overbearing motherly drive to go through and have the kid though right? Women are crazy, shes not gonna be reasonable in her assessment of whether or not to go through with this. Shes gonna start thinking along the lines of "well im pregnant so now he has to stay". Your bros fucked.


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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #22061349 - 08/08/15 03:30 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah, that sounds exactly like female logic!


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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: GoldenEye]
    #22061399 - 08/08/15 04:12 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

If she has enough anger issues to beat her boyfriend up when she is mad...think of how she will react around a baby. I'm not saying that she is going to for sure beat her kids...but it really doesn't look good on her part. Maybe this is a time where abortion is the better option.


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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22061862 - 08/08/15 10:47 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

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They've been fighting all day and usually fight all the time. Well she just came out of the bathroom crying with a positive pregnancy test. What the fuck do I do or say in this situation? It's just me and them :sad: reply quick brothers, I need guidance



What do you do?  Not a motherfucking thing.


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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22061867 - 08/08/15 10:49 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah, this thread is kinda weird.  In this case, you either support your friend or mind your own business.  OP, what else would you ever do?


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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: Burke Dennings] * 6
    #22061878 - 08/08/15 10:54 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #22061880 - 08/08/15 10:54 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

Yeah you should stay out of this one, it'll be better for everyone.


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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: Turtletotem]
    #22061887 - 08/08/15 10:56 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22061962 - 08/08/15 11:23 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

You kids, and your silly drama... What's it like living in the Jerry Springer studio?


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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: nuds]
    #22062406 - 08/08/15 01:58 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

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Hop on the shroomery and make a thread about it so you can pretend you're not they're by burying your face in your phone



That's exactly what I did. I think my buddy thought I was texting everyone I knew telling them about what happened :thumbdown: yea she's nuts, has given him black eyes and punched out his car window a couple months back. She has like bruises on her arm from my friend grabbing her :mad2: I love them both to death but I seriously though this shit only happens on fucked up tv shows. It's the most fucking toxic relationship I've EVER seen. It's like putting yourself through torture on a daily basis because you just don't want to be alone.

This makes me feel glad I'm such an introvert, I can be alone and not give two fucks. I'll still party it up by myself and have a bitchin time


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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22062411 - 08/08/15 01:59 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

haha she gave him black eyes wtf what a cunt


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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: Sheekle]
    #22062456 - 08/08/15 02:10 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

There is a doctor's report to back up  the pictures I took to document the scratches my EX wife put on my face to prove they weren't makeup.  Never had to use them.  During the divorce she tried to say I abused her.  I said if I had abused you you wouldn't have pictures.  You'd have X-Rays.  The spurious allegations never made it to the judgment.


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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: zappaisgod] * 2
    #22062527 - 08/08/15 02:31 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

Plenty of options

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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22062528 - 08/08/15 02:31 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

Some of y'all seem to have missed the point by a few miles.


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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: sun_spots]
    #22062541 - 08/08/15 02:34 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

Why are breeders so damn stupid. Having a baby is like, the worst fucking thing, and women do it multiple times. What a nasty thing to be attracted to. I shouldn't talk, but I did. Then having an unwanted baby, because that is somehow noble. People are fucking retarded as balls of rolled up retard shit sometimes
He got you tomspit in the cup Zones, that shit is kind of funny, especially since it didn't work. They must flip a coin or something. Off to the lab with this sample! Christ, what the fuck is going on


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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: sun_spots]
    #22062553 - 08/08/15 02:37 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)



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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: sun_spots]
    #22062564 - 08/08/15 02:41 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

:rofl2: I'm loving the Honduras option. I feel kind of bad for my friends girl because they were arguing that morning and she says "well if you dont love me why did you fuck me this morning" and my friend just said "because that's all you're good for" :sad: it sucks because she has no friends, her moms addicted to painkillers and isn't there for her and her dads a dead beat cannabis grower that's pretty much useless.

She Was crying in the bathroom and it was just breaking my heart to see another person so unhappy :frown: her voice just had so much pain and heart break in it, I want to help in those situations but I know there's really nothing I could do or say. I just told her that I loved her and everything will work itself out


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