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OfflineRebelutionsssss
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My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant
    #22060635 - 08/07/15 11:18 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

They've been fighting all day and usually fight all the time. Well she just came out of the bathroom crying with a positive pregnancy test. What the fuck do I do or say in this situation? It's just me and them :sad: reply quick brothers, I need guidance


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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22060638 - 08/07/15 11:19 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

screw you guys im going home


Edited by luvdemboomers (08/07/15 11:19 PM)


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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: Rebelutionsssss] * 8
    #22060647 - 08/07/15 11:21 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

Offer her a ride to the abortion clinic?


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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22060649 - 08/07/15 11:21 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

Everytime the baby comes up, start talking about something completely random, NEVER mention the baby!


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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22060651 - 08/07/15 11:22 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

He's my best friend, I'm not just going to ditch him when he needs someone there for him


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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22060655 - 08/07/15 11:23 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

He was just saying how he wants to leave her. I feel fucking horrible that happened


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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: tomnl] * 1
    #22060664 - 08/07/15 11:25 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

Is it yours? :ducklol:
I hope not.  Hey man maybe its just what they needed:shrug:


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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22060670 - 08/07/15 11:26 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Rebelutionsssss said:
He was just saying how he wants to leave her. I feel fucking horrible that happened



that's a pretty horrible thing to do/say unless she lied about BC or somethin


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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22060683 - 08/07/15 11:30 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

I could be remembering the OP wrong, but is this the friend that gets beaten up by a crazy chick?
If so..

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Offer her a ride to the abortion clinic?




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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: Shroomslip] * 11
    #22060700 - 08/07/15 11:34 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

fight all the time - check
crying after finding out - check
he wants to leave her - check

Yeah sounds like the perfect environment to bring yet another unwanted child into the world, just from a couple words. Abort mission.


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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: Shroomism] * 1
    #22060713 - 08/07/15 11:39 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

That's the obvious choice. It's just heart breaking seeing this happen :sad:


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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: Shroomism]
    #22060715 - 08/07/15 11:40 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

im with shroomism

fuck all that shit. why let your friend bring a kid up in a fucked up home to begin with?


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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: rackem]
    #22060724 - 08/07/15 11:42 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

He should have just fucking listened to me when I told him to leave her once it got physical. You don't hit someone you love. I've told him over and over its not working


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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: rackem]
    #22060734 - 08/07/15 11:44 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

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im with shroomism





Me too.

A baby will just complicate things more.


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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: Shroomism]
    #22060743 - 08/07/15 11:46 PM (5 years, 6 months ago)

Abort abort abort!
The world is already overpopulated.


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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22061025 - 08/08/15 01:14 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

idk i think killing a fetus and denying someone a chance at life is more fucked up than bringing a kid with no dad out into this world.

i mean unwanted kids dont always end up in the gutter, take beavis and butthead for example; if every unwanted child was aborted we wouldnt have beavis and butthead today.

but anyway, u could probably just be there for them and kinda keep things at a grounded level, make sure no one does anything drastic or anything like that and handle this like two mature adults talking about it over coffee.


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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: zZZz] * 1
    #22061109 - 08/08/15 01:37 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

I get that her your hommie and all...but doesn't this fall under the category of "not your problem".

You can be there and let him bitch to you about the situation but as far as getting involved I would stay far away from that drama.


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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: Kongo69]
    #22061177 - 08/08/15 02:04 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

Any guess on how far along she is?


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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: Rebelutionsssss]
    #22061203 - 08/08/15 02:15 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

My old life long best friend

got a girl pregnant and then proceeded to ask me to spit in a bottle so i did
and then he took it in for the babys dna test
He still tested positive as the babys daddy

he wouldnt tell me why he asked me to spit ina cup, until i asked him
an  his first response was
* to capture memories*
I told his to be straight the fuck up and quit beating around the bush

i was soooo fucking stupid to have been his friend for song long, he is no longer my friend


i feel sorry for his kid too
seperated parents
both fucked in the head,
one family is holier than thou religious Zealot s
and the other is in sector 8 housing


i had to leave that noise of a person


Looking back my friend was a horrible friend more times than i can count, and i only stay that long cause he was my only friend in my life at the time


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Re: My best friends girlfriend just found out she's pregnant [Re: SunnyD]
    #22061227 - 08/08/15 02:29 AM (5 years, 6 months ago)

Hop on the shroomery and make a thread about it so you can pretend you're not they're by burying your face in your phone


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