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automan
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Re: My girlfriend finds cocks gross. [Re: Sheekle]
#22066228 - 08/09/15 09:01 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: "Get away with" not having someone's ejaculatory fluid in their mouth?
Oh how dare they! How dare they think they could GET AWAY WITH not having cum in their mouth?!?!
It's probably a good idea to just take it really personally, hold a grudge, and cause a future fight over it. That'll teach 'em
I'm not saying I'm right or wrong. I'm just saying that, to me, that is a total turn off. And out of all the girls I've ever dated, she's the only one that's been like that.
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Re: My girlfriend finds cocks gross. [Re: automan]
#22071897 - 08/10/15 01:58 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sounds like OPs girl is a lesbo with ocd
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She must not like/love you all that much OP. That's the only thing I can come up with. Either that or she's very immature.
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Re: My girlfriend finds cocks gross. [Re: Sheekle]
#22072178 - 08/10/15 03:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:
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automan said:
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elasticaltiger said:
She also will take her mouth off my dick if she thinks I'm about to cum. She's disgusted by cum.
That sucks, man. I've ended a relationship because of that. She would say, "Let me know when you're about to come because I don't ever want semen in my mouth." So the next time I went down on her, after 30 seconds when she got wet, I stopped. She was all 'WTF why are you stopping?!?' That started a pretty good fight.
Rejecting the culmination of my passion is like rejecting me as a human being.
She was the only girl I've ever met like that.
Hahahah what the fuck? You took it personally that someone didn't want your gross semen in their mouth? 
You give terrible blow jobs, don't you?
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Re: My girlfriend finds cocks gross. [Re: koods]
#22072246 - 08/10/15 03:31 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah kinda frustrating when your chick wants to be all high maintenance about sex. And then they wonder why their man ran off and did nasty dirty things with a slut.
Her: You cheated you son of a bitch!
Him: Yeah cuz this slut would suck a dick with enthusiasm and swallowed at the end.
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Re: My girlfriend finds cocks gross. [Re: Kongo69]
#22072515 - 08/10/15 04:37 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Kongo69 said: Yeah kinda frustrating when your chick wants to be all high maintenance about sex. And then they wonder why their man ran off and did nasty dirty things with a slut.
Her: You cheated you son of a bitch!
Him: Yeah cuz this slut would suck a dick with enthusiasm and swallowed at the end.
Too fuckin right!
I am guilty of this happening with a girl on a few seperate occasions while with the one chick. So worth it though.
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I can relate on the shower part, I have gone down an a couple of girls and got nose full waft of shit smell. I wouldn't let my girl go down on me knowing I have taken 5 steamy shits that day.
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I'm 32 and she's 21 (almost 22) and I feel like she is still immature sexually.
^you answered your own question.
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Re: My girlfriend finds cocks gross. [Re: yogabunny]
#22073554 - 08/10/15 08:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm 32 and she's 21 (almost 22) and I feel like she is still immature sexually.
^you answered your own question.
Succinctly put!!
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Re: My girlfriend finds cocks gross. [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
#22076233 - 08/11/15 12:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Is your dick cut OP? Cause that could definitely add into the gross section.
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Re: My girlfriend finds cocks gross. [Re: Sheekle]
#22136930 - 08/24/15 06:45 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: Hahahah what the fuck? You took it personally that someone didn't want your gross semen in their mouth? 
That's a deal breaker.
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Re: My girlfriend finds cocks gross. [Re: Patlal]
#22140993 - 08/25/15 02:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Patlal said: Is your dick cut OP? Cause that could definitely add into the gross section.
Thought it would be the reverse? Or is that what you're saying initially?
I'm uncut, so I've had clueless women not understand the concept of being gentle with handjobs and blowjobs.
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Maybe smell is important to her. Some people have trouble getting aroused if they're smelling something they find unappealing. I don't think there's anything wrong with that; scent is an important factor of sexuality. Maybe you shouldn't expect to receive oral sex when you reek of ball sweat. Just a thought.
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Re: My girlfriend finds cocks gross. [Re: sun_spots]
#22143029 - 08/25/15 08:34 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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She's right tho, penises are gross
Except for mine of course
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Re: My girlfriend finds cocks gross. [Re: zZZz]
#22143050 - 08/25/15 08:37 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ew.
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Re: My girlfriend finds cocks gross. [Re: sun_spots]
#22143124 - 08/25/15 08:50 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Hope you don't have a cock than op
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Re: My girlfriend finds cocks gross. [Re: rackem]
#22143161 - 08/25/15 08:58 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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rackem said: young females have stupid quirks man. she will grow out of it.
And yes a girl always has a quirck that that's just how it is. My ex didn't like 69ing. I love it. But what can ya do. 
But I'll try anything at least once. My trans girlfriend atm i won't hesitate to suck some dick or let her fuck me. Sure baby i got you. I'll literally try anything once i have no sexual inhibitions. I'm really not attracted to men but she's a girl in every sense of the word except for the dick.
I just don't care i just love to fuck. I do miss pussy in general though that's literally the one downfall. I miss it a lot honestly and she'd be perfect if she wasnt "technically" a dude. But ah well i love the crazy bitch for who she is. I knew what i was getting myself into.
But on the note of cleanliness she's exactly the same. Always gotta be clean. I could give a fuck less obviously hygeine is important but ima fuck you no matter what.
We were just camping and she's like no im so dirty. Fuck that bitch lets fuck. I want to be all up in that dirtiness.
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Re: My girlfriend finds cocks gross. [Re: Enjoywho]
#22154919 - 08/28/15 04:50 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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"I am the kind of person that can go down on any woman.
Seriously. I love vaginas. I will eat vaginas all day. I have even eaten bleeding vaginas. I have eaten freshly washed vaginas and I have eaten vaginas that haven't been washed in four days and I love it. I love every aspect of it."
OP has his first gf.
Mate, she doesn't want to go down on your smelly cock that you've been pissing out of all day. Clean it.
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Re: My girlfriend finds cocks gross. [Re: Enjoywho]
#22154924 - 08/28/15 04:56 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Enjoywho said: he's a girl in every sense of the word except for the dick.
Don't let me stop you but if "she" has a dick that's not a girl. I suppose if "she" got prostrate cancer it would be a female disease, right?
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