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My girlfriend finds cocks gross.
    #22060047 - 08/07/15 06:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I am the kind of person that can go down on any woman.

Seriously. I love vaginas. I will eat vaginas all day. I have even eaten bleeding vaginas. I have eaten freshly washed vaginas and I have eaten vaginas that haven't been washed in four days and I love it. I love every aspect of it.

My girlfriend finds genitals "disgusting." (her words) She won't blow me unless I've showered and won't let me go down on her unless she has showered.  She is also 10 years younger than me. I'm 32 and she's 21 (almost 22) and I feel like she is still immature sexually.

Thoughts? That's all I'm asking for. Just thoughts. Have you beeen in a similar situation?


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Re: My girlfriend finds cocks gross. [Re: elasticaltiger]
    #22060127 - 08/07/15 07:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I won't let my girlfriend blow me unless I've showered because I'm not a pig.

Yeah baby, suck last night's pussy juicy from my cock.


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Re: My girlfriend finds cocks gross. [Re: elasticaltiger]
    #22060128 - 08/07/15 07:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

young females have stupid quirks man. she will grow out of it.


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Re: My girlfriend finds cocks gross. [Re: rackem] * 3
    #22060137 - 08/07/15 07:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I don't see how that's a stupid quirk. Cleanliness is a 'quirk'?

Aside from wanting a clean, hygienic partner, the only hing I see wrong here is a misleading wording of 'finds genitals disgusting.' She sucks his dick doesn't she? Maybe OP should get off his lazy ass and learn how to shower more often and he won't have to complain about not getting head.


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Re: My girlfriend finds cocks gross. [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22060165 - 08/07/15 07:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

not about cleanliness.. about the damn 'cocks are gross'


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Re: My girlfriend finds cocks gross. [Re: rackem]
    #22060173 - 08/07/15 07:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

To you maybe. That's clearly not the issue. It's hygiene. If cocks were so gross she wouldn't suck them and possibly just be a lesbian.

If one partner likes the dishes not to pile up, and the other never does them, should the cleanly partner 'just get used to' the negative behaviour? No, that's ridiculous. OP is a dirty bastard and he's pissed his girlfriend isn't.


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Re: My girlfriend finds cocks gross. [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22060235 - 08/07/15 07:31 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I shower every fucking morning and go to work and again before I go to sleep. (yes I NEED two showers a day)

She won't suck my dick after a regular 8 hour day at the job. Is that so unclean? Really?  It's just unusual to me because she's the first girl who's ever been the least bit turned  off about sucking a dick that's been in pants for 8 and a half hours (including commute time)

Really is it that gross?  I guess I'll just shower when I get home instead of before I go to bed.

She has no hesitation about me fucking her after work. So this is simply an oral thing.

She also will take her mouth off my dick if she thinks I'm about to cum. She's disgusted by cum.


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Re: My girlfriend finds cocks gross. [Re: elasticaltiger]
    #22060250 - 08/07/15 07:34 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You know, not that I'd know personally but a lot of people find cum to taste pretty bad. If all of this is such an issue for you then find someone who feels the same way. You want her to blow you, she wants you to shower. What's the big deal? It's called compromise.


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Re: My girlfriend finds cocks gross. [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22060481 - 08/07/15 08:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I like my men dirty now. When I was younger I found ball sweat and stuff to be gross. It's an acquired taste. Now I find myself super attracted to the smell, it's weird.


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Re: My girlfriend finds cocks gross. [Re: Crystal G] * 7
    #22060948 - 08/07/15 10:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: My girlfriend finds cocks gross. [Re: Amanita86]
    #22061741 - 08/08/15 07:47 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I would almost refuse to let a girl suck me unless I've had a shower, it's not fair or nice, unless they're into that dirty tasting shit.

I refuse to go down on a girl who isn't freshly showered.
Going down on a girl and making sweet fucking love to that pussy and clit in every way possible, is my ultimate goal before even trying to fuck her.

I do however, not like doing it for girls who won't return the favour, in my books.. that's just not cricket (aussie accent.. go on say it in dundee's voice haha).. I think fair is fair and that is completely fair. If a girl see's otherwise.. they don't deserve my pussy loving tongue down there.. just shove it in and be done with them.

Some girls are amazing at sex without getting into oral.. but foreplay is an absolute must in almost any case, unless going for a quickie.

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Re: My girlfriend finds cocks gross. [Re: Lachy]
    #22063038 - 08/08/15 03:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

she's insecure and not comfortable, sex is a very intimate thing. You might be super into it, but her not so much. My boyfriend is the same age as your gf, I'm similar to your age. He's quite frigid and won't let me touch him unless he's "clean" despite numerous times i've told him that it really doesn't bother me in the slightest.

If anything, I prefer it when people smell real, not like soap and deodorant.


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Re: My girlfriend finds cocks gross. [Re: Visionary Tools] * 1
    #22063182 - 08/08/15 03:40 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I work construction.  My wife would show up at lunch.  Sometimes I got a hummer in the truck


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Re: My girlfriend finds cocks gross. [Re: elasticaltiger] * 1
    #22064518 - 08/08/15 08:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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She also will take her mouth off my dick if she thinks I'm about to cum. She's disgusted by cum.




That sucks, man. I've ended a relationship because of that. She would say, "Let me know when you're about to come because I don't ever want semen in my mouth." So the next time I went down on her, after 30 seconds when she got wet, I stopped. She was all 'WTF why are you stopping?!?' That started a pretty good fight.

Rejecting the culmination of my passion is like rejecting me as a human being.

She was the only girl I've ever met like that.


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Re: My girlfriend finds cocks gross. [Re: elasticaltiger]
    #22065384 - 08/09/15 12:35 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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I shower every fucking morning and go to work and again before I go to sleep. (yes I NEED two showers a day)






No wonder she doesn't want to play with it.  You stink.


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Re: My girlfriend finds cocks gross. [Re: starfire_xes]
    #22065440 - 08/09/15 12:54 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You will never change her


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Re: My girlfriend finds cocks gross. [Re: automan]
    #22065487 - 08/09/15 01:10 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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She also will take her mouth off my dick if she thinks I'm about to cum. She's disgusted by cum.




That sucks, man. I've ended a relationship because of that. She would say, "Let me know when you're about to come because I don't ever want semen in my mouth." So the next time I went down on her, after 30 seconds when she got wet, I stopped. She was all 'WTF why are you stopping?!?' That started a pretty good fight.

Rejecting the culmination of my passion is like rejecting me as a human being.

She was the only girl I've ever met like that.



Hahahah what the fuck? You took it personally that someone didn't want your gross semen in their mouth? :rofl2:


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Re: My girlfriend finds cocks gross. [Re: Sheekle]
    #22065623 - 08/09/15 02:32 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
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She also will take her mouth off my dick if she thinks I'm about to cum. She's disgusted by cum.




That sucks, man. I've ended a relationship because of that. She would say, "Let me know when you're about to come because I don't ever want semen in my mouth." So the next time I went down on her, after 30 seconds when she got wet, I stopped. She was all 'WTF why are you stopping?!?' That started a pretty good fight.

Rejecting the culmination of my passion is like rejecting me as a human being.

She was the only girl I've ever met like that.



Hahahah what the fuck? You took it personally that someone didn't want your gross semen in their mouth? :rofl2:




Read his post man, fair is fair, as I stated earlier. Two way fuckin street.. just coz they are women, doesn't mean they get away with it or what they want all the time. This is in no way a sexist reply either.


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Re: My girlfriend finds cocks gross. [Re: Lachy] * 2
    #22065706 - 08/09/15 03:32 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

"Get away with" not having someone's ejaculatory fluid in their mouth?

Oh how dare they! How dare they think they could GET AWAY WITH not having cum in their mouth?!?!

It's probably a good idea to just take it really personally, hold a grudge, and cause a future fight over it. That'll teach 'em


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Re: My girlfriend finds cocks gross. [Re: Sheekle]
    #22065728 - 08/09/15 03:46 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That's why you try before you buy :freewilly:


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