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advice for a man on probation with UAs (hair test/piss test)
#22050702 - 08/05/15 10:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I need some facts and advice straight from the source. The Pub.
tl;dr how long does thc stay in hair for? My hair is less than an inch long. They might sample hair elsewhere.
I just got on probation with random UA screenings. It was over a misdimeanor offense that wasnt even drug related.
So literally the last five days in a row i have had to go to the lab to ATTEMPT to give a urine sample. Problem is i have an extremely shy bladder and theres seriously no chance im able to pee in front of this dude standing over me.
This blows because im forced to keep attempting to pee for them while i sit around at the lab after a full day of work. Leaving me with no time.
They mentioned possibly setting me up for hair testing. Which is more expensive and would suck. But i think it might come down to it because i wont be able to pee for them.
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Re: advice for a man on probation with UAs (hair test/piss test) [Re: Quit The Cult]
#22050710 - 08/05/15 10:34 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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It'll last 90 days, not sure how fast hair normally grows but I am a male and it takes 3-4 months for my hair to grow an inch so 90 days sounds right
If your hair grows faster than mine, 2 months could be all you need
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Re: advice for a man on probation with UAs (hair test/piss test) [Re: Quit The Cult] 1
#22050722 - 08/05/15 10:37 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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* Pretty sure THC metabolites can be detected in hair almost indefinitely. As in, if hair growing when you smoked weed is still on your head (or elsewhere), you are at risk of detection via this method.
* edit: looking into this further, I may be wrong and I see post above suggets a limited duration for detection in hair . . .
Edit 2 > I see now the period in question pertained to other aspects of the entire testing regimen. Also appears that deposits into hair continue after cessation of consumption.
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Re: advice for a man on probation with UAs (hair test/piss test) [Re: Void_Hawk]
#22050730 - 08/05/15 10:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Exactly, and it takes 90 days for there to be enough hair that has no THC in it. What a lot of people end up doing is shaving their heads and waiting 3 months for the hair to grow back and bam you have 100% clean hair. IF you don't cut it, the tips of the hair will still contain THC metabolites.
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Re: advice for a man on probation with UAs (hair test/piss test) [Re: Void_Hawk]
#22050734 - 08/05/15 10:40 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Void_Hawk said: Pretty sure THC metabolites can be detected in hair almost indefinitely. As in, if hair growing when you smoked weed is still on your head (or elsewhere), you are at risk of detection via this method.
Im allowed to fail the first test regardless. It just has to show the thc has gone down or whatever. Thats what they said about the urine sample anyway. For real though im sure it will come down to a hair test because i cant pee for them. So lemme know all you guys have on this.
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Re: advice for a man on probation with UAs (hair test/piss test) [Re: Quit The Cult]
#22050827 - 08/05/15 10:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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The only way you are going to pass a urine analysis is either by not uaing or the dilution method,which can be found on other forms.It involes water "overloading".There's a trick to it though.You will fail the test for "overloading" due to low creatine levels.Add creatine supplements + Vitamin B2 (Riboflavin) to turn your urine from clear back to a yellowish color.If you look on any of those "flush out your system" drinks,they will literally have the same thing. Dilution Method
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Re: advice for a man on probation with UAs (hair test/piss test) [Re: IISkuNkII] 2
#22051350 - 08/06/15 12:50 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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You want advice,?
Don't do drugs
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Re: advice for a man on probation with UAs (hair test/piss test) [Re: IISkuNkII]
#22051960 - 08/06/15 06:35 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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IISkuNkII said: The only way you are going to pass a urine analysis is either by not uaing or the dilution method,which can be found on other forms.It involes water "overloading".There's a trick to it though.You will fail the test for "overloading" due to low creatine levels.Add creatine supplements + Vitamin B2 (Riboflavin) to turn your urine from clear back to a yellowish color.If you look on any of those "flush out your system" drinks,they will literally have the same thing. Dilution Method
Have you tried this on probation? My friend who is also on probation does this and swears by it.
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Re: advice for a man on probation with UAs (hair test/piss test) [Re: Quit The Cult]
#22052264 - 08/06/15 08:38 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Kratom, shrooms, acid, mescalin, kava are never tested for, keep in mind:)
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Re: advice for a man on probation with UAs (hair test/piss test) [Re: ergoticmandala]
#22052282 - 08/06/15 08:42 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Your gonna be pissing in front of alot of guys pretty soon when you're in jail. Get used to it
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Re: advice for a man on probation with UAs (hair test/piss test) [Re: Quit The Cult]
#22053173 - 08/06/15 11:47 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yes i have per say.But the only thing is i've never had to take a urine analysis yet on the 5 months thats i've been on.She said i had to sign up for some substance abuse counseling.Im supposed to have 2 years but my probation officer said she was gonna take me off at about the 6 month mark due to a "heavy caseload". I would like to bang her though. I might ask to stay on,Just to see her
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Re: advice for a man on probation with UAs (hair test/piss test) [Re: highasfuk]
#22053250 - 08/06/15 11:59 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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highasfuk said: Your gonna be pissing in front of alot of guys pretty soon when you're in jail. Get used to it
Cool bro. Id say something back but dont feel like getting banned. You are a waste of life though.
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Re: advice for a man on probation with UAs (hair test/piss test) [Re: Psychonautica] 1
#22053309 - 08/06/15 12:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Psychonautica said: You want advice,?
Don't do drugs
You rated me a zero because I gave you the best advice in the whole thread?
Have fun being a jailbird junky, you can't beat a drug test forever. The safest way to pass a drug test is to stop doing fucking drugs.
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Re: advice for a man on probation with UAs (hair test/piss test) [Re: Psychonautica]
#22053413 - 08/06/15 12:26 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Psychonautica said:
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Psychonautica said:
Have fun being a jailbird junky, you can't beat a drug test forever. The safest way to pass a drug test is to stop doing fucking drugs.
There's no need to bash on him. "Jailbird junky? A "junky" is a person who uses/Iv's Heroin not who smoke
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Re: advice for a man on probation with UAs (hair test/piss test) [Re: IISkuNkII]
#22053433 - 08/06/15 12:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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And there's no need to rate me a zero either, you're going to rate me a zero because I tell you not to drugs on probation?
That's some jailbird junky shit.
Also nice job editing my quotes to make it out of context, also I never called him a jailbird junky, I said have fun being one, as in he isn't one, but as soon as he gets caught trying to fake a UA, well... I think you know where that leads to.
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Re: advice for a man on probation with UAs (hair test/piss test) [Re: Psychonautica]
#22053540 - 08/06/15 01:11 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I didn't rate you a zero,so i dont know who you're implying that one towards.I'm just simply saying that you dont need to imply that he's going to be a "Jailbird Junky"  I smoke alot of and im on probation.Does that make me a "Jailbird Junky"?    I didnt take your quote out of context either,i just simply forgot to remove the "want my advice" part,which has already been done,So stop and being negative.Op asked for advice on passing a urinalysis,Not the consequences of what will happen if he failed.I'm Sure Op is well aware of the consequences. I'll rate you that zero if thats what you would like though.
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Re: advice for a man on probation with UAs (hair test/piss test) [Re: IISkuNkII]
#22053584 - 08/06/15 01:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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No, I gave op my advice, and he asked for advice, he didn't like my advice, so he rated me a 0.
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