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Would you survive an apocalypse?
    #22045239 - 08/04/15 11:58 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Would you survive an apocalypse? A pathogen pandemic killing everyone off, a zombie apocalypse, a natural disaster that destroys most of the human population, whatever.
Do you have survival skills? Can you forage and hunt efficiently and successfully?
Would you survive an apocalypse?
You may choose only one


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Edited by daz01 (08/05/15 12:03 AM)


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Re: Would you survive an apocalypse? [Re: daz01]
    #22045252 - 08/05/15 12:04 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i can hunt and fish, i prefer fishing. also, it wouldn't be really hard to raid a walmart for extra supplies


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Re: Would you survive an apocalypse? [Re: 404]
    #22045263 - 08/05/15 12:10 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

People think they are special , they can survive , kill , adapt and thrive... If shit hits the fan 1 out of 15 who post on this thread would survive the first week / month? Depending on the apocalypse. After initial surviving trial period all bets are off some may survive .. Most wont...:stanhopefacepalm: my bet?? Everyone in this thread will claim they will survive.


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Re: Would you survive an apocalypse? [Re: 404]
    #22045266 - 08/05/15 12:11 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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404 said:
i can hunt and fish, i prefer fishing. also, it wouldn't be really hard to raid a walmart for extra supplies



Fucking raid walmart... Genius bruh just ... Brilliant :bathtub40lol:


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Re: Would you survive an apocalypse? [Re: Kinko]
    #22045275 - 08/05/15 12:13 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Kinko said:
People think they are special , they can survive , kill , adapt and thrive... If shit hits the fan 1 out of 15 who post on this thread would survive the first week / month? Depending on the apocalypse. After initial surviving trial period all bets are off some may survive .. Most wont...:stanhopefacepalm: my bet?? Everyone in this thread will claim they will survive.




Well, we are in a community who enjoy the little things in life. Like hiking, camping, enjoying nature, fishing, mushroom foraging.... all would contribute to survival.


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Pain is temporary. It may last for a minute or an hour or a day or even a year but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it will last forever.


Edited by daz01 (08/05/15 12:13 AM)


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Re: Would you survive an apocalypse? [Re: Kinko]
    #22045281 - 08/05/15 12:15 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

dude, i've played so much Fallout, and seen so many zombie movies. I'm pretty much an expert now at surviving apoloclypses.


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Re: Would you survive an apocalypse? [Re: 404]
    #22045291 - 08/05/15 12:18 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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404 said:
dude, i've played so much Fallout, and seen so many zombie movies. I'm pretty much an expert now at surviving apoloclypses.




So true bro. I'm Bear Grylls :awegrow:


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Re: Would you survive an apocalypse? [Re: daz01]
    #22045292 - 08/05/15 12:18 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i want to say no,, but man i'm way too alpha


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Re: Would you survive an apocalypse? [Re: zZZz]
    #22045301 - 08/05/15 12:21 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

So everyone will survive the end of times? Damn bruh ya really cool and stuff.


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Re: Would you survive an apocalypse? [Re: 404]
    #22045310 - 08/05/15 12:22 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I've got mad skillz.


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Re: Would you survive an apocalypse? [Re: daz01]
    #22045332 - 08/05/15 12:26 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Would kinda depend on the apocalypse itself. I would be better at surviving certain ones more than others. Zombie apocalypse/deadly pandemic other than the fact that nothing you can do will guarantee your safety, I think I could have a decent shot at. The next great ice age or a snowball Earth even, I kinda doubt I'd last very long. Surviving an apocalyptic ice age needs skill sets I just don't have. I've lived in Texas my whole life, I haven't really been brought up to live in those kinds of conditions.

I don't think I'd have much trouble finding my way into a group if nessecary. I'm very imaginative and have a lot of random skills that could prove useful in an apocalypse. I definitely wouldn't just be dead weight in a group.


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Re: Would you survive an apocalypse? [Re: 404]
    #22045492 - 08/05/15 01:06 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

404 said:
i can hunt and fish, i prefer fishing. also, it wouldn't be really hard to raid a walmart for extra supplies



What if the apocalyptic scenario was the simultaneous explosin of every Wal-Mart in the world?

Also brilliantly original plan, i don't think I've ever heard anyone say this.:rolleyes:


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Re: Would you survive an apocalypse? [Re: daz01] * 2
    #22045494 - 08/05/15 01:07 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I'd be the first guy to the pharmacy... In and out in minutes with enough value in drugs to run my own cult.


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Re: Would you survive an apocalypse? [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
    #22045509 - 08/05/15 01:13 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

LuSiD enthusiast said:
Quote:

404 said:
i can hunt and fish, i prefer fishing. also, it wouldn't be really hard to raid a walmart for extra supplies



What if the apocalyptic scenario was the simultaneous explosin of every Wal-Mart in the world?

Also brilliantly original plan, i don't think I've ever heard anyone say this.:rolleyes:




why r u so angry?


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Re: Would you survive an apocalypse? [Re: ModestMouse]
    #22045511 - 08/05/15 01:13 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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I'd be the first guy to the pharmacy... In and out in minutes with enough value in drugs to run my own cult.




:tee:


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Re: Would you survive an apocalypse? [Re: 404]
    #22045517 - 08/05/15 01:15 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Because people kill each other over black friday but when the world ends your gonna go to walmart for extra supplies.... Lmao you and that kid who said he would raid a pharmacy would be the first to get killed... Common sense is.... Not with you.


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Re: Would you survive an apocalypse? [Re: Kinko]
    #22045527 - 08/05/15 01:20 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I think the primary reason I would survive is because I'm adept at archery and starting friction fires.

I also practice foraying.


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Re: Would you survive an apocalypse? [Re: Kinko]
    #22045537 - 08/05/15 01:25 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Because people kill each other over black friday but when the world ends your gonna go to walmart for extra supplies.... Lmao you and that kid who said he would raid a pharmacy would be the first to get killed... Common sense is.... Not with you.




being butthurt about hypothetical scenarios won't get you very far in an apocalypse.


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