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Offlinesprinkles
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To: Males
    #22039542 - 08/03/15 08:21 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)




:razz:


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OfflineLucisM
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Re: To: Males From: old lady [Re: sprinkles] * 2
    #22039556 - 08/03/15 08:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

tl;dr


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Re: To: Males From: old lady [Re: sprinkles] * 2
    #22039590 - 08/03/15 08:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

okay... i can deal with all that shit... BUT THIS??

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for you uncircumsized men, if you anticipate you're going to be intimate with a woman pull the skin back and wash the tip really well, then pour listerine on it





WHAT THE FUCK? that would be painful

why dont you douche out your cunt with some listerine before we go down on you? cause it would be fucking painful and UNhygenic

why not regular soap? why LISTERINE?



Edited by Adolin (08/03/15 08:26 PM)


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Re: To: Males From: old lady [Re: Lucis]
    #22039611 - 08/03/15 08:26 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Most of this is just common sense that every man already knows.

As for paying for all her shit. That will make her LESS likely to fuck you, not more. Just based on personal experience.


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Re: To: Males From: old lady [Re: Adolin]
    #22039625 - 08/03/15 08:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Gresh said:
okay... i can deal with all that shit... BUT THIS??

Quote:

for you uncircumsized men, if you anticipate you're going to be intimate with a woman pull the skin back and wash the tip really well, then pour listerine on it





WHAT THE FUCK? that would be painful

why dont you douche out your cunt with some listerine before we go down on you? cause it would be fucking painful and UNhygenic

why not regular soap? why LISTERINE?






Listerine kills bacteria, and gets rid of the funk.  it might sting a little for a second but you'll prolly get used to it.


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Re: To: Males From: old lady [Re: sprinkles]
    #22039641 - 08/03/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

The best advice I can give is to not start balding. That will sexually repulse women more than anything else.


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Re: To: Males From: old lady [Re: MagicalOrangutan] * 1
    #22039694 - 08/03/15 08:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You already have a thread for this. Leave it there.

Also :ilold: about the Listerine.


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Re: To: Males From: old lady [Re: Adolin]
    #22039712 - 08/03/15 08:36 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Gresh said:
okay... i can deal with all that shit... BUT THIS??

Quote:

for you uncircumsized men, if you anticipate you're going to be intimate with a woman pull the skin back and wash the tip really well, then pour listerine on it





WHAT THE FUCK? that would be painful

why dont you douche out your cunt with some listerine before we go down on you? cause it would be fucking painful and UNhygenic

why not regular soap? why LISTERINE?






Listerine is cougar bait apparently.


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Re: To: Males From: old lady [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22039722 - 08/03/15 08:37 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Icy hot works better

















:lol:


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Re: To: Males From: old lady [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22039748 - 08/03/15 08:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

better yet stick it in an autoclave and sterilize that fucker.


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Re: To: Males From: old lady [Re: sprinkles]
    #22039773 - 08/03/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

sprinkles said:
Quote:

Gresh said:
okay... i can deal with all that shit... BUT THIS??

Quote:

for you uncircumsized men, if you anticipate you're going to be intimate with a woman pull the skin back and wash the tip really well, then pour listerine on it





WHAT THE FUCK? that would be painful

why dont you douche out your cunt with some listerine before we go down on you? cause it would be fucking painful and UNhygenic

why not regular soap? why LISTERINE?






Listerine kills bacteria, and gets rid of the funk.  it might sting a little for a second but you'll prolly get used to it.




Women have much more bacteria in their pusssies than men have on penises. women have way more yeast infections. bacterial vaginosis, etc.

if men have to sterilize their penises with harsh chemicals, you should too:cookiemonster:


i guess i should be used to absurd double standards by now, but this one really is off the wall. regular old penis-friendly soap should be enough.



then again, i doubt your serious. because no sane man would ever use listerine on their dick


Edited by Adolin (08/03/15 08:42 PM)


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Re: To: Males From: old lady [Re: luvdemboomers]
    #22039775 - 08/03/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

luvdemboomers said:
Icy hot works better

















:lol:



If your goal is pain, sure. I doubt it sterilizes anything though.

I've made the mistake of using that as lube when I was a young teen. Was not fun :sad:


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: To: Males From: old lady [Re: MagicalOrangutan] * 3
    #22039868 - 08/03/15 09:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

MagicalOrangutan said:
The best advice I can give is to not start balding. That will sexually repulse women more than anything else.



I'm convinced you've never been laid :lolsy:


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Re: To: Males From: old lady [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22039881 - 08/03/15 09:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

No he has, he has the videos to prove it!

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/21066265


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: To: Males From: old lady [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22039888 - 08/03/15 09:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

whyd you delete OP, sprink?  your manic ramblings inspired by some flippant interaction deemed to be not worthy of pub longevity?


i liked it!


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Re: To: Males From: old lady [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22039897 - 08/03/15 09:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
No he has, he has the videos to prove it!

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/21066265



:curbyourenthusiasm:

I suspect he has autism


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Re: To: Males From: old lady [Re: sprinkles]
    #22040133 - 08/03/15 10:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

They need to market masculine genitalia care products for uncut men.

Foreskin odor and antibacterial wipes/cream, I can't imagine anyone would use it though..


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Re: To: Males From: old lady [Re: memes]
    #22040184 - 08/03/15 11:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

this will be my last post in the pub, and one of my final posts overall.  When what I write comes up on the first page of google, I am fucking done.  I value my privacy and that is fucking ridiculous.


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Re: To: Males From: old lady [Re: sprinkles]
    #22040194 - 08/03/15 11:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That's been happening to me more and more lately too, and I feel the same way.


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Re: To: Males From: old lady [Re: sprinkles]
    #22040209 - 08/03/15 11:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

sprinkles said:
this will be my last post in the pub, and one of my final posts overall.  When what I write comes up on the first page of google, I am fucking done.  I value my privacy and that is fucking ridiculous.




the only reason that shit you write shows up on googles front page is because you visit those pages constantly

dont flatter yourself, google delivers different results for everyone.


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Re: To: Males From: old lady [Re: sprinkles]
    #22040231 - 08/03/15 11:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

sprinkles said:
this will be my last post in the pub, and one of my final posts overall.  When what I write comes up on the first page of google, I am fucking done.  I value my privacy and that is fucking ridiculous.



enjoy your big empty house. :gameover:


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Re: To: Males From: old lady [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22040465 - 08/04/15 01:52 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Nobody be sterilizing their genitellias now you hear me?
:ahahaha:


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