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OfflineLived_1978-2043
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Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release?
    #22034408 - 08/02/15 04:52 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

^Simple question.


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Lived_1978-2043]
    #22034419 - 08/02/15 04:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

When can I leave?


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Lived_1978-2043]
    #22034443 - 08/02/15 05:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Fuck yeah I would


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Lived_1978-2043]
    #22034448 - 08/02/15 05:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Do I get additional charges while in there? Can I just attack a CO to get put in solitary without getting additional time?


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22034455 - 08/02/15 05:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

thats not a very simple question.

do i get to pick what prison i go to?


if i had to go into it blind, not being told anything, just that i will be sent to "a prison" for 2 years, fuck no.


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Lived_1978-2043]
    #22034460 - 08/02/15 05:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

A Turkish prison?


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: nicechrisman] * 1
    #22034467 - 08/02/15 05:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

at that point its basically just work

so yeah


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Bassfreak] * 3
    #22034471 - 08/02/15 05:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

only if my bum hole remains untouched


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: nicechrisman] * 3
    #22034473 - 08/02/15 05:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Depends on the safety factor.  I'm willing to sit on my ass in a safe cage for two years, but not going to spend two years getting gang raped for any amount of money.


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22034479 - 08/02/15 05:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Shroomslip said:
Do I get additional charges while in there? Can I just attack a CO to get put in solitary without getting additional time?




Any additional time will result in your immediate disqualification. :ooo:


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: FlaGuy]
    #22034486 - 08/02/15 05:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

depends on the saftey level of the money i mean if i get out are they gonna be watching me or is the money some how free and clear?


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: FlaGuy]
    #22034490 - 08/02/15 05:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I'm pretty handy with martial arts and am good at getting along with most people. I think that combination would mean that it's pretty unlikely that I'd be on the receiving end of any butt rapery.


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Lived_1978-2043]
    #22034491 - 08/02/15 05:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Then no, fuck that. There's little guarantee I'll even walk out of there alive and as soon as the other prisoners learn of my reason for being there (and that shit would never stay hidden) I'll be targeted relentlessly.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
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I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


Edited by Shroomslip (08/02/15 06:42 PM)


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Adolin]
    #22034499 - 08/02/15 05:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Gresh said:
thats not a very simple question.

do i get to pick what prison i go to?


if i had to go into it blind, not being told anything, just that i will be sent to "a prison" for 2 years, fuck no.




It has to be the prison nearest you.


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Lived_1978-2043]
    #22034505 - 08/02/15 05:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

this is hypothetical? wtf is going on here


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #22034508 - 08/02/15 05:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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CHeifM4sterDiezL said:
depends on the saftey level of the money i mean if i get out are they gonna be watching me or is the money some how free and clear?




U just have to pay taxes is all. this all would be made possible by some new game show.


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Lived_1978-2043] * 1
    #22034806 - 08/02/15 06:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Lived_1978-2043 said:
^Simple question.





If it an be a Norwegian prison, then yes 100%.


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Lived_1978-2043]
    #22034904 - 08/02/15 07:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

no fucking way, alot can happen in two years

family matters, etc..

i would not want to be locked up like some animal, treated like a fucking rag doll by the pigs and some of the prisoners,

i wouldnt even do it for 3 millions dollars


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: zZZz]
    #22034905 - 08/02/15 07:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

But you would never have to work again for the rest of your life


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Lived_1978-2043]
    #22034915 - 08/02/15 07:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Quote:

Gresh said:
thats not a very simple question.

do i get to pick what prison i go to?


if i had to go into it blind, not being told anything, just that i will be sent to "a prison" for 2 years, fuck no.




It has to be the prison nearest you.




Then I would definitely do it. 2 years is nothing.


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: zZZz]
    #22034917 - 08/02/15 07:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

ur fucking dumb thats like a mil an a half after taxes n shit dewd...2 years...how much money you make a year?


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: nicechrisman] * 1
    #22034924 - 08/02/15 07:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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But you would never have to work again for the rest of your life



yeh ok pal tell that to most lottery winners LOL a million dollars isnt even alot of money now adays its 2015 ffs:shrug:


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22034927 - 08/02/15 07:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Lifes to short to be waiting around in prison

I rather be somewhat poor or doing alright living those 2 years


No i wouldnt


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: SunnyD] * 1
    #22034944 - 08/02/15 07:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

2 years now to live the next 10+ years without having to ever work or waste time doing anything you don't want to be doing at all.. If you actually lived poor after you got the money, that could easily be the rest of your life. It's a decent trade off if you ask me. The average person probably spends 1/3rd of their life working just to survive. So that means you'd actually lose more of your time by working and being poor than going to prison for 2 years.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


Edited by Shroomslip (08/02/15 07:20 PM)


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22034951 - 08/02/15 07:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

10 years?!


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: nicechrisman] * 1
    #22034960 - 08/02/15 07:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

ur pretty much selling ur soul for chump change

yea sure i'll pose as a guilty man even tho im innocent for a measly 2 mill


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Lived_1978-2043]
    #22034963 - 08/02/15 07:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Lived_1978-2043 said:
^Simple question.





Nope. Fuck that. I wouldn't do 1 year for 2 million. Jail is hell on earth. Literally. Whoever says yes to this question with no hesitation obviously has never stepped foot in jail or prison.

I don't fear many things but the things I do fear:


getting old and losing my memory


Jail


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It's just a shot away..


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22034973 - 08/02/15 07:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

could go smoothly


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: foodsgoodtoo]
    #22034986 - 08/02/15 07:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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could go smoothly





Nothing is smooth when you have ashy black dudes yelling like banshees all night...shitting in front of everyone, shitty food, and having a cop look down the barrel of my asshole for shits and giggles.


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Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: foodsgoodtoo]
    #22034987 - 08/02/15 07:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

like what are you going to jail for i dont understand.


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #22034988 - 08/02/15 07:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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CHeifM4sterDiezL said:
10 years?!



Yeah, 1.5mil could easily last you 10 years if you didn't go all stupid and start wasting it. If you were able to not ever really splurge could last a lot longer than that even.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22034995 - 08/02/15 07:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

u'd probably waste all that money on therapists and drugs cuz of all the truma, i.e. gangrapes, etc..


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22035002 - 08/02/15 07:35 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

idk depends i mean most people go fucking crazy if you give them too much money. they say stupid things like there like a million and a half dollars thatll last forever and buy a cars and a house and a boat retarded shit n then there like shit now I have to pay for this bullshit and it all add up real fucking quick annnd im not fucking working annnd im an exconvict annnd its gone


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: zZZz]
    #22035014 - 08/02/15 07:38 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That's the only reason I wouldn't do it. I couldn't just attack a guard and get put into solitary. Spending 2 years in a hole in the wall is nothing. I spent most of my entire childhood by myself anyways.
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idk depends i mean most people go fucking crazy if you give them too much money. they say stupid things like there like a million and a half dollars thatll last forever and buy a cars and a house and a boat retarded shit n then there like shit now I have to pay for this bullshit and it all add up real fucking quick annnd im not fucking working annnd im an exconvict annnd its gone



I have no doubt someone could blow that money practically over night. I figure 10 years is about how long it'd last me. I would be able to stop myself from going completely crazy but I'd want to live it up a little at least. Even 150k a year is a giant leap forward for me. So I'm pretty sure I'd be able to reign it in a bit.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


Edited by Shroomslip (08/02/15 07:41 PM)


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #22035015 - 08/02/15 07:38 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You guys have horrible misconceptions of jails.  It's not a walk in the park but it's not all ass rape/fights all the time.


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Sham87]
    #22035018 - 08/02/15 07:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Sham87 said:
You guys have horrible misconceptions of jails.  It's not a walk in the park but it's not all ass rape/fights all the time.



Tell me that as soon as word got around of why you were there, you wouldn't be automatically targeted. It would get around too. Shit like that just doesn't stay a secret in there.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL] * 1
    #22035027 - 08/02/15 07:42 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

hell if you put it in a long term investment account that paid 5% a year (i have no clue about this shit but that sounds plausible) 1.5 million would equate to 75k a year. So you could live off interest.


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Lived_1978-2043]
    #22035037 - 08/02/15 07:44 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Hell no.  The money isn't nearly enough for me.


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
    #22035044 - 08/02/15 07:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Bill_Oreilly said:
Quote:

Lived_1978-2043 said:
^Simple question.





Nope. Fuck that. I wouldn't do 1 year for 2 million. Jail is hell on earth. Literally. Whoever says yes to this question with no hesitation obviously has never stepped foot in jail or prison.

I don't fear many things but the things I do fear:


getting old and losing my memory


Jail




Dude, we're talking about prison, not jail. Jail ain't shit. I'd do 2 years in jail for 100,000


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Sham87]
    #22035055 - 08/02/15 07:50 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

yeh i mean 2 years in what jail for what? i mean a 2 million dollar molinski its gotta be summin serious. Do they jus tell the jail ur in a gameshow i dont fucking get it this is really dumb. And most people buy a fuck load of shit off the rip and say shit like "i jus gonna live it up a little" and the "im jus gonna live it up for jus a little bit more jus for one more time and then that it" especially since it takes the whole year to make the 75k sooo they exactly have the full amount.


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22035063 - 08/02/15 07:52 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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^Simple question.





Nope. Fuck that. I wouldn't do 1 year for 2 million. Jail is hell on earth. Literally. Whoever says yes to this question with no hesitation obviously has never stepped foot in jail or prison.

I don't fear many things but the things I do fear:


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Dude, we're talking about prison, not jail. Jail ain't shit. I'd do 2 years in jail for 100,000



in my state jail is prison. even if your potentually innocent and on trial you could be with convicted criminals even tho theyre suppose to keep u seperate but theyres like no room so its super fucked


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #22035070 - 08/02/15 07:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I eat better in jail then I've ever ate on the outside.


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    #22035088 - 08/02/15 07:58 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

wow thats kinda sad kid with the face! but yeh 2 mill i fucking eat mofungos with all the niggers and spics for 2 years


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #22035116 - 08/02/15 08:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Yea no doubt.

2 million?


I have friends in prison that had $20,000+ taken from them and came out with nothing.


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Big Worm]
    #22035269 - 08/02/15 08:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Don't you people have anyone who loves you? What about them? Two years in your kid's life is a lifetime. Two years is a long time, I wouldn't want to spend it looking at the wall. Waste two years of your life for a small amount of money? Two million isn't shit anyway. After a house and car you wont have much left.
Not to mention why not start your own business and make a million on your own? People have all these lottery winning fantasies, mine fantasy is making the million on my own...


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: my3rdeye]
    #22035338 - 08/02/15 09:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

So after taxes- let's say 1,500,00. If you lived off 50,000 a year (which to me is a good living) you could live off it for 30 years. If you invested it wisely you could easily live off it for the rest of your life. Or what I would probably do would be to move to Thailand and live like a king for the rest of my life.

Seriously- 2 years is nothing. I don't have any kids to raise. Sure my parents would miss me and be worried no doubt, when I got out it would be all good.

And like I said before- I'm pretty handy with martial arts, having trained in them since I was a kid. I'm not saying I could take on any big ass dude in prison that came at me, but I'm sure I could survive with very few problems.

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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22035354 - 08/02/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

dont forget about the complete lack of freedom and privacy


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: zZZz]
    #22035356 - 08/02/15 09:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

2 years ain't shit.


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    #22035359 - 08/02/15 09:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You're giving up a bit of freedom and privacy now to get a lot more of it down the line.


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22035368 - 08/02/15 09:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

anything could happen in those two years tho

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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: zZZz]
    #22035370 - 08/02/15 09:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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anything could happen in those two years tho

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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22035372 - 08/02/15 09:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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2 years ain't shit.




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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22035377 - 08/02/15 09:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: zZZz]
    #22035383 - 08/02/15 09:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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2 years ain't shit.




u say that now, but wait till ur in the same cell with bubba and he like farts all night




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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22035405 - 08/02/15 09:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

nah but i've been handled by cops far too many times, and technically im in a cell like more than once a day everytime i use the toilet, and when i think about howd it be living in a restroom for years, is torture

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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: zZZz]
    #22035415 - 08/02/15 09:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I've never had to stay in my cell other than lights out. :shrug:

I just played cards and read the Bible all day. Not too bad of a way to live.


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22035419 - 08/02/15 09:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

we;re talking prison tho, not jail


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: zZZz]
    #22035422 - 08/02/15 09:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Prison generally gives you way more freedom than jail.


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: zZZz]
    #22035423 - 08/02/15 09:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

people in prison aren't just locked in a cell the entire time.


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22035434 - 08/02/15 09:31 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i guess op has to be more specific


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Lived_1978-2043]
    #22035443 - 08/02/15 09:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Guess it depends on what level of prison you're in, lower level prisons are not so bad, but when you get up to level 5 well that's a different story.


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: SunnyD]
    #22035518 - 08/02/15 09:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Lifes to short to be waiting around in prison

I rather be somewhat poor or doing alright living those 2 years


No i wouldnt





I agree. Just knowing the fact that I can do anything that I enjoy right now at this instance, I am happy with. I know it is cliche but money doesn't bring happiness.

Plus time is all relative ,really, you think now "oh 2 years really isn't that long it will fly by" but then locked up in a cell for 2 years having somebody else control your schedule well that would probably feel like eternity. Especially for the people who haven't experienced it already.


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Lived_1978-2043]
    #22035540 - 08/02/15 09:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I'm trying to remember the "simple" rules to this thread and filling in all the other blanks myself.

Like most have probably said, if I'll remain relatively safe (it is prison so I guess that's no guarantee) and if I'm not a target for being raped, and I could probably defend myself just enough, then from that standpoint yes.  Assuming it's not a maximum security prison with the worst criminals, life long prisoners, most violent inmates, etc.  As someone said earlier in the thread if it more meant just being locked up for 2 years and living prison life without all the daily threats that go along with that I'd take this option in a heartbeat lol.  For 20 million, I'd go to the hardest prison in the USA (not the world, I'd never opt to be like a tortured POW...) I'd want to learn some fighting skills and physically train though first.

I'm fairly strong/athletic, and pretty tough as well, but on the downside I have no fighting experience and I also hate confrontation and shit like that.  I'd probably suck at walking around like some "tough guy" so I'd probably get singled out to fight pretty quick or something but provided I was prepared I'd fight for my life.  If it turned out to be more of a boring but peaceful stay, then I wouldn't have all these distractions preventing me from practicing meditation and other personal skills lol.

This is actually a pretty funny question... like how it's exactly 2 years... cuz I predict that for literally the next 2 years of my life I'll be in a "prison" (not really of course) but just in a small way.  So hell yea I'd do this...
2 years for 2 million would you do it?
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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: extreme]
    #22035555 - 08/02/15 10:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

See when people try to add these different list of requirements it makes the question invalid. 

If i was the OP the basis for this question would be based on real life. Entering prison you are entering the unknown. Just like you would if you were actually going to prison there is no way of telling what would happen. How would you answer now?


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: extreme]
    #22035617 - 08/02/15 10:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

@ Boomer - yea I hear you and I also entirely agree money doesn't buy happiness.  If I already had a million bucks I wouldn't even think about doing that.  But I am essentially poor right now, and honestly I don't like being poor.

It makes sense people have different answers and I respect other people answers.  Personally I just know I'd be OK with putting life on hold, which probably isn't a good sign but it is what it is :shrug:

I sure could really help myself and my family after I got out.  I couldn't care less about the finer things in life, but I'd very much like to live a life of comfort and security, where I don't have to worry about paying rent/mortgage, internet, or for a decent meal.  I'd also love to toss my parents like a hundred K, use some money to put a DP on a house of my sister's dreams, find cool little things to help other family members out with, and I'd also loveeee to travel.  'Twould be nice :smile:

** that was at your post above me, now the one you just posted **

Eh, sorry, hypotheticals are hard enough to answer lol.  They're just hypotheticals in the first place.  I only read the first page so I didn't see if he added any more rules, his OP just said "simple question" when it's not really quite so simple.  I think he said closest prison to me or something.  If I couldn't even research what that prison is and there was a chance I could be thrown in with the hardest, nastiest people around, and I couldn't prepare physically or mentally, nope.

I'm not sure if there's like an option to bow out if you don't wanna do it and just not get the money.  I'll assume not.  Honestly if you caught me on an angry or depressed day under the worst circumstances I may still say yes, bring it on, but more often than not if there's a chance I get a bad roll of the dice and it really sucks, I think I'll have to say no haha.  I'm sure there's certain parts I can handle, but if I could possibly get the worst of it all, in every way, then no.


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    #22035622 - 08/02/15 10:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Minimum security? or Max?


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    #22035632 - 08/02/15 10:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Absolutely. I am also picturing a very Orange is the New Black situation with this bitch on my muff



Please send me to prison?


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    #22035648 - 08/02/15 10:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

FUCK NO.

What you in for?

Oh, I'm on a gameshow/took a bet etc. that i couldn't last two years in here without dying/pussing out etc. and i will recieve 2 million dollars when i finish my time.

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Absolutely. I am also picturing a very Orange is the New Black situation with with bitch on my muff



Please send me to prison?



If prison were like that i would go for free. That show makes prison look like summer camp.


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    #22035654 - 08/02/15 10:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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@ Boomer - yea I hear you and I also entirely agree money doesn't buy happiness.  If I already had a million bucks I wouldn't even think about doing that.  But I am essentially poor right now, and honestly I don't like being poor.

It makes sense people have different answers and I respect other people answers.  Personally I just know I'd be OK with putting life on hold, which probably isn't a good sign but it is what it is :shrug:

I sure could really help myself and my family after I got out.  I couldn't care less about the finer things in life, but I'd very much like to live a life of comfort and security, where I don't have to worry about paying rent/mortgage, internet, or for a decent meal.  I'd also love to toss my parents like a hundred K, use some money to put a DP on a house of my sister's dreams, find cool little things to help other family members out with, and I'd also loveeee to travel.  'Twould be nice :smile:

** that was at your post above me, now the one you just posted **

Eh, sorry, hypotheticals are hard enough to answer lol.  They're just hypotheticals in the first place.  I only read the first page so I didn't see if he added any more rules, his OP just said "simple question" when it's not really quite so simple.  I think he said closest prison to me or something.  If I couldn't even research what that prison is and there was a chance I could be thrown in with the hardest, nastiest people around, and I couldn't prepare physically or mentally, nope.

I'm not sure if there's like an option to bow out if you don't wanna do it and just not get the money.  I'll assume not.  Honestly if you caught me on an angry or depressed day under the worst circumstances I may still say yes, bring it on, but more often than not if there's a chance I get a bad roll of the dice and it really sucks, I think I'll have to say no haha.  I'm sure there's certain parts I can handle, but if I could possibly get the worst of it all, in every way, then no.





Yeah the only two rules I saw were what you mentioned the closest prison to you. And then also if you got extra time added for any reason you were disqualified.  I understand where you are coming from about putting life on hold for 2 years for a large lump sum of money. Don't let my answer stray you from the fact that I thought long and hard about it before I gave an answer lol.

Let me throw this out there. What if the other prisoners knew you were only in there for the money.....


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    #22035697 - 08/02/15 10:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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FUCK NO.

What you in for?

Oh, I'm on a gameshow/took a bet etc. that i couldn't last two years in here without dying/pussing out etc. and i will recieve 2 million dollars when i finish my time.

*Shanked*

Stay tuned for next weeks episode of "doing time"



Exactly my point lol. Wouldn't matter if you didn't tell them, eventually they'll find out and word will spread and then you're going to get people fucking with you all the damn time just because you're going to get money for doing it.

So unless I can get my ass sent to solitary the entire time, I'm not doing it. I suppose you could take the gamble and go for hiring the biggest bad ass of the prison to protect you for a cut of the proceeds, but something tells me that arrangement wouldn't end up working out too well.


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Konyap]
    #22035907 - 08/02/15 11:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)



K I was being soft before but realistically that would be me ^^ who cares if they know I'm getting paid for it, nobody is gonna mess with me once I show them who's boss :gangsta: (jk lol).  If everyone knew I was getting money and I was essentially on everyone's hit list, that doesn't sound like a very safe bet to try my luck in this "gameshow."  It isn't actually that hard to get put into solitary though is it?  I thought you can just ask for it if you have a reason, and that sometimes COs will even recommend certain inmates do that if they think they face increased danger.  As shitty as prison is I don't think the staff WANT their prisoners to die.  Most inmates don't usually want solitary, since it's more lonely of course and may hurt your reputation.


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22035948 - 08/02/15 11:40 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: extreme]
    #22035951 - 08/02/15 11:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I'm pretty sure you can't just request solitary. MAYBE protective custody if you have a case for the request. Those aren't the same things though. Solitary is exactly what you conjure up when you think "solitary confinement". Protective custody is going to a unit with much closer monitoring and filled with low risk inmates (or LEOs, ex gang members who provide information, etc). I'm sure it's not the case for every prison, but this seems to be the general idea.

In solitary, you're mostly safe. The entire point is to separate you from all other prisoners and give you only limited interaction with the COs. PC could be kind of a gamble. A lot of those guys probably wouldn't want to be put back into GP and would be less inclined to fuck with you, but those guys are going to have the same urge to fuck with you once they know why you're there. So it's far from safe. People in prison aren't generally recognized for their level of forethought.


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22036075 - 08/03/15 12:29 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Solitary and protective custody, 9 times out of 10, are the same thing.


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22036142 - 08/03/15 01:07 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Do I get additional charges while in there? Can I just attack a CO to get put in solitary without getting additional time?





That's the worst plan i ever heard. Why would you attack the guy who has the keys to your cell and can enter it any time with ten other guards with batons?



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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: zZZz]
    #22036236 - 08/03/15 02:39 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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nah but i've been handled by cops far too many times, and technically im in a cell like more than once a day everytime i use the toilet, and when i think about howd it be living in a restroom for years, is torture

just times that by 730 + 24/7 and u're good to go





so you just equated doing time in prison to taking a shit


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22036240 - 08/03/15 02:43 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

2years man i could do 5 years for 2million but if your offering 2years

Fuck yeah when can i go in and i want the money in my bank before im in :smile:


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Cujllickduo]
    #22036243 - 08/03/15 02:45 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Time would fly by man i would listen to music an chill the fuck out

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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Cujllickduo]
    #22036270 - 08/03/15 03:15 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, but this is interpretative so there's a chance you could get fucked in the ass or die.


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Lived_1978-2043]
    #22036303 - 08/03/15 03:39 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i would for sure. 2 years? thats 1 million per year salary. most people don't make that in 10 years


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Soulidarity]
    #22037909 - 08/03/15 02:21 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That brings up an interesting little change to this.  At 1 million per year, would any of you change from 2 years for 2 mil to a different year integer (1.0, 3.0, 4, 5, 6 etc) for a million per year or would you guys stick with 2 years?

2 years would be pretty nice; it's double 1 million and of course it's also double time, but that first year is surely the hardest and after a year you've developed different skills to survive another year.  If you can make it through that first year I'm sure you could do more after it.  I feel like 2 years still isn't like a really long time either, but for me 5 years would be my limit and I probably wouldn't care to do more than 3 years.  I think I'd still stick with 2 years ideally.


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22038168 - 08/03/15 03:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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^Simple question.





Nope. Fuck that. I wouldn't do 1 year for 2 million. Jail is hell on earth. Literally. Whoever says yes to this question with no hesitation obviously has never stepped foot in jail or prison.

I don't fear many things but the things I do fear:


getting old and losing my memory


Jail




Dude, we're talking about prison, not jail. Jail ain't shit. I'd do 2 years in jail for 100,000





Jail and prison are both fucking hell. The jail I was in, was all black people and was run down to shit. I don't see how a prison could be THAT much worse.


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: extreme]
    #22038177 - 08/03/15 03:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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That brings up an interesting little change to this.  At 1 million per year, would any of you change from 2 years for 2 mil to a different year integer (1.0, 3.0, 4, 5, 6 etc) for a million per year or would you guys stick with 2 years?

2 years would be pretty nice; it's double 1 million and of course it's also double time, but that first year is surely the hardest and after a year you've developed different skills to survive another year.  If you can make it through that first year I'm sure you could do more after it.  I feel like 2 years still isn't like a really long time either, but for me 5 years would be my limit and I probably wouldn't care to do more than 3 years.  I think I'd still stick with 2 years ideally.



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That brings up an interesting little change to this.  At 1 million per year, would any of you change from 2 years for 2 mil to a different year integer (1.0, 3.0, 4, 5, 6 etc) for a million per year or would you guys stick with 2 years?

2 years would be pretty nice; it's double 1 million and of course it's also double time, but that first year is surely the hardest and after a year you've developed different skills to survive another year.  If you can make it through that first year I'm sure you could do more after it.  I feel like 2 years still isn't like a really long time either, but for me 5 years would be my limit and I probably wouldn't care to do more than 3 years.  I think I'd still stick with 2 years ideally.



If I could keep the same rate of a mill per year, I'd do 6-7 months, take about 550-600-650k, buy a house and live the good life


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    #22038194 - 08/03/15 03:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I'd do it standing on my head.


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22038294 - 08/03/15 04:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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nah but i've been handled by cops far too many times, and technically im in a cell like more than once a day everytime i use the toilet, and when i think about howd it be living in a restroom for years, is torture

just times that by 730 + 24/7 and u're good to go





so you just equated doing time in prison to taking a shit



No but the feeling of being in a small stall,

Being controlled,
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fuck prison
Id rather live free n poor or doing alright
than wasting 2 years for man made money\



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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Lived_1978-2043]
    #22038554 - 08/03/15 05:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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thats not a very simple question.

do i get to pick what prison i go to?


if i had to go into it blind, not being told anything, just that i will be sent to "a prison" for 2 years, fuck no.




It has to be the prison nearest you.




lol i'd do it, but I want £2 million squids. Nearest prison to me is HMP Bullingdon. Rolf Harris is doing a strech there. Would be interesting going back in there. Go to the gym, see what new books they have, maybe find a cute guy to pad up with. And if I could take my guitar in? Sorted. Christmas would be lonesome, but what's new?


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Soulidarity]
    #22039826 - 08/03/15 09:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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That brings up an interesting little change to this.  At 1 million per year, would any of you change from 2 years for 2 mil to a different year integer (1.0, 3.0, 4, 5, 6 etc) for a million per year or would you guys stick with 2 years?




If I could keep the same rate of a mill per year, I'd do 6-7 months, take about 550-600-650k, buy a house and live the good life




That's why I said each integer year or $1,000,000 exactly, not "6 or 7 months" lol.  Then it's too easy to pick exactly what you want.  If it has to be 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18 etc years with no months in between, then what??

Maybe you'd be satisfied then with just one year I take it?


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22040160 - 08/03/15 11:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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I'd do it standing on my head.




My dad says that a phrase a lot.

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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22040188 - 08/03/15 11:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

maybe.
idk.
if it  was minimum security then possibly. I'm in philly, and am a big pansy so I'm not so sure how great a time I'd have - then again, I'd be going to women's prison, and I hear that it is a bit less violent then men's, generally speaking.


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22040502 - 08/04/15 02:16 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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I'd do it standing on my head.




My dad says that a phrase a lot.

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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22040680 - 08/04/15 05:05 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Most definatly i would.Time goes by quick anyway when you do the same thing everyday


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: extreme]
    #22040732 - 08/04/15 05:26 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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That brings up an interesting little change to this.  At 1 million per year, would any of you change from 2 years for 2 mil to a different year integer (1.0, 3.0, 4, 5, 6 etc) for a million per year or would you guys stick with 2 years?




If I could keep the same rate of a mill per year, I'd do 6-7 months, take about 550-600-650k, buy a house and live the good life




That's why I said each integer year or $1,000,000 exactly, not "6 or 7 months" lol.  Then it's too easy to pick exactly what you want.  If it has to be 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18 etc years with no months in between, then what??

Maybe you'd be satisfied then with just one year I take it?




well, if i was going to go into jail i may as well stay long enough to set myself up for like. maybe like 2-3 years and then retire


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Konyap]
    #22040906 - 08/04/15 06:49 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Yeah, but this is interpretative so there's a chance you could get fucked in the ass or die.




As long as you didn't disrespect anyone, and not take shit off of anyone, you would be fine.


Prison is all about how you carry yourself, if you carry yourself like a weakling, then you will be treated as such.  Hold your head up high, show confidence in all you do, don't join prison gangs, stick to working out a lot and reading/music and time will fly.


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