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OfflineLived_1978-2043
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Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release?
    #22034408 - 08/02/15 04:52 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

^Simple question.


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Lived_1978-2043]
    #22034419 - 08/02/15 04:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

When can I leave?


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Lived_1978-2043]
    #22034443 - 08/02/15 05:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Fuck yeah I would


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Lived_1978-2043]
    #22034448 - 08/02/15 05:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Do I get additional charges while in there? Can I just attack a CO to get put in solitary without getting additional time?


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22034455 - 08/02/15 05:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

thats not a very simple question.

do i get to pick what prison i go to?


if i had to go into it blind, not being told anything, just that i will be sent to "a prison" for 2 years, fuck no.


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Lived_1978-2043]
    #22034460 - 08/02/15 05:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

A Turkish prison?


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: nicechrisman] * 1
    #22034467 - 08/02/15 05:05 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

at that point its basically just work

so yeah


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Bassfreak] * 3
    #22034471 - 08/02/15 05:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

only if my bum hole remains untouched


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: nicechrisman] * 3
    #22034473 - 08/02/15 05:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Depends on the safety factor.  I'm willing to sit on my ass in a safe cage for two years, but not going to spend two years getting gang raped for any amount of money.


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OfflineLived_1978-2043
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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22034479 - 08/02/15 05:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Do I get additional charges while in there? Can I just attack a CO to get put in solitary without getting additional time?




Any additional time will result in your immediate disqualification. :ooo:


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OfflineCHeifM4sterDiezL
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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: FlaGuy]
    #22034486 - 08/02/15 05:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

depends on the saftey level of the money i mean if i get out are they gonna be watching me or is the money some how free and clear?


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: FlaGuy]
    #22034490 - 08/02/15 05:08 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I'm pretty handy with martial arts and am good at getting along with most people. I think that combination would mean that it's pretty unlikely that I'd be on the receiving end of any butt rapery.


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Lived_1978-2043]
    #22034491 - 08/02/15 05:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Then no, fuck that. There's little guarantee I'll even walk out of there alive and as soon as the other prisoners learn of my reason for being there (and that shit would never stay hidden) I'll be targeted relentlessly.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


Edited by Shroomslip (08/02/15 06:42 PM)


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Adolin]
    #22034499 - 08/02/15 05:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Gresh said:
thats not a very simple question.

do i get to pick what prison i go to?


if i had to go into it blind, not being told anything, just that i will be sent to "a prison" for 2 years, fuck no.




It has to be the prison nearest you.


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Lived_1978-2043]
    #22034505 - 08/02/15 05:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

this is hypothetical? wtf is going on here


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #22034508 - 08/02/15 05:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

CHeifM4sterDiezL said:
depends on the saftey level of the money i mean if i get out are they gonna be watching me or is the money some how free and clear?




U just have to pay taxes is all. this all would be made possible by some new game show.


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Lived_1978-2043] * 1
    #22034806 - 08/02/15 06:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Lived_1978-2043 said:
^Simple question.





If it an be a Norwegian prison, then yes 100%.


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Lived_1978-2043]
    #22034904 - 08/02/15 07:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

no fucking way, alot can happen in two years

family matters, etc..

i would not want to be locked up like some animal, treated like a fucking rag doll by the pigs and some of the prisoners,

i wouldnt even do it for 3 millions dollars


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: zZZz]
    #22034905 - 08/02/15 07:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

But you would never have to work again for the rest of your life


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Re: Would U do 2 years in prison for 2 million dollars upon release? [Re: Lived_1978-2043]
    #22034915 - 08/02/15 07:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Lived_1978-2043 said:
Quote:

Gresh said:
thats not a very simple question.

do i get to pick what prison i go to?


if i had to go into it blind, not being told anything, just that i will be sent to "a prison" for 2 years, fuck no.




It has to be the prison nearest you.




Then I would definitely do it. 2 years is nothing.


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