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Macey Howard
Formally MOE HOWARD



Registered: 07/02/99
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Loc: Georgia
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Watching drunk people really fuck up and make asses out of themselves :) 3
#22033626 - 08/02/15 01:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ever been so fucked up on alcohol that you see everything in slow motion, even as you speak, you know what you're going to say next, but your mouth moves forward forming words as your mind struggles to put on the brakes. As soon as you get to your point, your brain resets and you start another drunken rant to shush everyone whos telling you your wrong.
Then comes the physical outcome. You talk loudly about how you banged someone's wife, or stole 4 iPads out of Wal-Mart, or went into the breakroom and Pissed in the dishwashing liquid bottle so everyone washes their coffee mug in your sweltering hot buffalo piss.
I barely knew what was going on when a hunk of watermelon wizzed by my face and struck a man who had exhausted himself on his 9th bottle of yeungling. This man ranted about all the girls he had sex with and brought home while his wife slept upstairs. He got so drunk at the party that he forgot he came with his wife.
Sadly, one of the girls that he banged was at the party as well..... I've never seen a real glass bottle break against someone's head, and I didn't get to see it last night either... Looks like that's in the movies folks. In reality, bottles bounce off of human heads.
At first it was funny, then it got serious when the wife got a hold of a fork. What's scary is that she didn't use the fork to stab..... she used it as a raking tool and put long tine marks all over the guy. The cops showed up and blah blah blah...
Just thought id share.. I'm sleepy. Bye negroes.
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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


Registered: 01/22/03
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Loc: Pvt. Pubfag NutSuck
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Re: Watching drunk people really fuck up and make asses out of themselves :) [Re: Macey Howard]
#22033660 - 08/02/15 02:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Macey Howard said: I've never seen a real glass bottle break against someone's head, and I didn't get to see it last night either... Looks like that's in the movies folks. In reality, bottles bounce off of human heads.
I got 15 stitches in my head that says bottles do break on people's heads
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ReposadoXochipilli
Here, there, inbetween



Registered: 08/30/05
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Loc: Sand and sunshine
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Re: Watching drunk people really fuck up and make asses out of themselves :) [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22033668 - 08/02/15 02:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lol sounds like an interesting party
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Malcolm_Xtasy
Oh baby what Is you doin??



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Re: Watching drunk people really fuck up and make asses out of themselves :) [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22033679 - 08/02/15 02:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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sweltering hot buffalo piss.
-------------------- I'm stupid, Enlil is smart. I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful. I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner. Someday, I hope to be like Enlil but secretly know I never will.
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rackem



Registered: 11/27/09
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Re: Watching drunk people really fuck up and make asses out of themselves :) [Re: Macey Howard]
#22033681 - 08/02/15 02:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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bottles do break against a skull.. and pool cues splinter when they are wrapped around your head as well.
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Mad_Larkin

Registered: 11/29/07
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Re: Watching drunk people really fuck up and make asses out of themselves :) [Re: Macey Howard]
#22033990 - 08/02/15 03:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Macey Howard said: Ever been so fucked up on alcohol that you see everything in slow motion, even as you speak, you know what you're going to say next, but your mouth moves forward forming words as your mind struggles to put on the brakes. As soon as you get to your point, your brain resets and you start another drunken rant to shush everyone whos telling you your wrong.
naw, my IQ is above room temperature
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koraks
Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 26,672
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Re: Watching drunk people really fuck up and make asses out of themselves :) [Re: Macey Howard]
#22034001 - 08/02/15 03:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Brool cory sto!
No seriously. Well written too. Enjoyed it.
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LuSiD enthusiast
Stranger

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Re: Watching drunk people really fuck up and make asses out of themselves :) [Re: koraks]
#22034049 - 08/02/15 03:38 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Not enough poop and bathroom hininks.
I rate it 5 bags of popcorn, and 3 rolls of toilet paper.
-------------------- I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed. Not LSD, you can't get addicted to LSD, it was built by scientists. I ain't got no demons that gonna get woke. In erowid we trust. Just take your damn pills and don't ask any questions, you'll be fine.
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Gorlax



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Re: Watching drunk people really fuck up and make asses out of themselves :) [Re: LuSiD enthusiast]
#22034076 - 08/02/15 03:45 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Benzo blackouts are funnier. Got some classics.
damage control
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zZZz
jesus


Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 33,478
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Re: Watching drunk people really fuck up and make asses out of themselves :) [Re: Macey Howard]
#22035012 - 08/02/15 07:38 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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alcohol is a bitch
i bet it wouldnt have happened if weed was sold in every corner like liquor
weed is the savior to our broken record
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Vsnares.Zappa
bend over


Registered: 05/04/11
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Re: Watching drunk people really fuck up and make asses out of themselves :) [Re: zZZz]
#22035091 - 08/02/15 08:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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nah
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zZZz
jesus


Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 33,478
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Re: Watching drunk people really fuck up and make asses out of themselves :) [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
#22035131 - 08/02/15 08:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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pssy
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Vsnares.Zappa
bend over


Registered: 05/04/11
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Re: Watching drunk people really fuck up and make asses out of themselves :) [Re: zZZz]
#22035147 - 08/02/15 08:14 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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weed gave me more problems than alcohol.
plus, if used intelligently, it can provide you many things..
that was a good story OP
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zZZz
jesus


Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 33,478
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Re: Watching drunk people really fuck up and make asses out of themselves :) [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
#22035167 - 08/02/15 08:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Vsnares.Zappa said: weed gave me more problems than alcohol.
do tell, im genuinely interested
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Vsnares.Zappa
bend over


Registered: 05/04/11
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Re: Watching drunk people really fuck up and make asses out of themselves :) [Re: zZZz]
#22035202 - 08/02/15 08:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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intense paranoia, social awkwardness, and I felt depressed. general things....but hindering nonetheless.
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Niffla



Registered: 06/09/08
Posts: 46,487
Loc: Texas
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Re: Watching drunk people really fuck up and make asses out of themselves :) [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
#22035259 - 08/02/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I saw a dude on a PS4 stream drink like most of a fifth in what was a really, really short period of time.
Dude already looked weird & unstable as fuck, but gotdamn, that liquor did the guy in.
He started bawling uncontrollably and started throwing haymakers at his homey, and then apologized and came out of the closet, saying he was just mad at him because he wouldn't give up the D.
He then proceeded to projectile vomit everywhere.
True fucking story.
It definitely had my vote for PS4 stream of the year.
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zZZz
jesus


Registered: 12/28/07
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Re: Watching drunk people really fuck up and make asses out of themselves :) [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
#22035337 - 08/02/15 09:07 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Vsnares.Zappa said: intense paranoia, social awkwardness, and I felt depressed. general things....but hindering nonetheless.
but..
u never drove around like a maniac endangering the lives of other people or making a complete ass of urself and losing the respect from others which took u years to gain just to fuck it up in a matter of minutes
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