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lood_dood
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Re: Do you even give a shit? [Re: ZePequeno] 1
#22033427 - 08/02/15 01:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I took some Chinese dysentery pills and haven't pooped in three days.
I might not give a shit now, but by gob I'm tryin!
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SirShroomsAlott
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Re: Do you even give a shit? [Re: ZePequeno]
#22033434 - 08/02/15 01:10 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
ZePequeno said:
Do you want to be my Shroomery boyfriend?
I've never been so honored in my life....I do.
Edited by SirShroomsAlott (08/02/15 01:26 PM)
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Dark_Star
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Re: Do you even give a shit? [Re: lood_dood] 3
#22033441 - 08/02/15 01:11 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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ITT: people that still think OP really has lady bits. The Pub, LOL
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SirShroomsAlott
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Re: Do you even give a shit? [Re: Dark_Star]
#22033462 - 08/02/15 01:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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LOL at the people who still haven't figured out it's basically a running joke at this point.
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Lucis
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Re: Do you even give a shit? [Re: lood_dood]
#22033468 - 08/02/15 01:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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lood_dood said: I took some Chinese dysentery pills and haven't pooped in three days.
I might not give a shit now, but by gob I'm tryin! 
How do you not shit for 3 days, I shit 3 times before 8am most mornings.
I can't leave for work until I have shit at least twice.
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lucy.friend
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Re: Do you even give a shit? [Re: Lucis]
#22033486 - 08/02/15 01:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Have not shit for 3 days: remedy with coffee and/or cigarettes.
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lucy.friend
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Re: Do you even give a shit? [Re: lucy.friend]
#22033492 - 08/02/15 01:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Or drugs. Except opiates.
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Lucis
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Re: Do you even give a shit? [Re: lucy.friend]
#22033501 - 08/02/15 01:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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psyllium husks are good to add some bulk to your pooper, might seem funny now but wait until we're all old fucks and worry about staying regular.
better to take care of yourself now, then wait until things get messed up.
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Re: Do you even give a shit? [Re: Lucis] 2
#22033505 - 08/02/15 01:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I used to routinely clog toilets after not giving enough shits when I took too many opiates. I think I broke my friend's whole plumbing system once was horrendous.
You gotta rock back and forth, then as it starts coming out you push on the little flap above your butthole to help deform the turd so it doesn't tear your sphincter and give you hemorrhoids. Remember to wash your hands, after you sniff your fingers
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Lucis
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I have hemorrhoids from opiate use.
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Re: Do you even give a shit? [Re: lucy.friend]
#22033534 - 08/02/15 01:31 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
lucy.friend said: Or drugs. Except opiates.
What kind of drugs are you into. Or more into than others.
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Re: Do you even give a shit? [Re: Lucis]
#22033609 - 08/02/15 01:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Fennario said: I have hemorrhoids from opiate use. 
That's no fun. Did you get them from having to push so hard to get the poo out? Every time I've gone on opiate binges I couldn't poop for days, and then it would hurt a lot if I did.
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Re: Do you even give a shit? [Re: ZePequeno]
#22033687 - 08/02/15 02:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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It's basically the perfect storm of ass destruction that brings hemorrhoids. Blood vessels pushed to the point of breaking getting ground down by poop that is the consistency of wads of half-set concrete smushed together. Then you go to wipe and there is nothing there, so you just go about your day happy that the turdnado did not leave everything a mess, but really there are tons of damage to the sensitive tissues with microscopic bits of feces mixed in to boot.
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Re: Do you even give a shit? [Re: lucy.friend] 1
#22033707 - 08/02/15 02:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
lucy.friend said: Have not shit for 3 days: remedy with coffee and/or cigarettes.
buttered finger
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ZePequeno

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Quote:
moonrockmushy said: It's basically the perfect storm of ass destruction that brings hemorrhoids. Blood vessels pushed to the point of breaking getting ground down by poop that is the consistency of wads of half-set concrete smushed together. Then you go to wipe and there is nothing there, so you just go about your day happy that the turdnado did not leave everything a mess, but really there are tons of damage to the sensitive tissues with microscopic bits of feces mixed in to boot.

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Re: Do you even give a shit? [Re: ZePequeno]
#22033983 - 08/02/15 03:18 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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lucy.friend
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Quote:
SirShroomsAlott said:
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lucy.friend said: Or drugs. Except opiates.
What kind of drugs are you into. Or more into than others.
Psychedelics have my heart for sure. They changed my life. And saved it in many ways. The most fun. So pretty. I'm quite experienced w acid but I'm about to have my first experience w shrooms(lil nervouss actually..I hear it's a lil different). Mdma is a very close second a fantastic time love it.enjoy it w acid or alone. Weed is standard. I've been known to enjoy opiates and stimulants. Oh and K is nice on the comedown from a trip from time to time.
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lucy.friend
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Re: Do you even give a shit? [Re: lucy.friend]
#22034609 - 08/02/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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And benzos for if I freak out on any of that. Except opiates. Don't mix those two.
Very infrequent but in the happenstance that they're needed they are gold. Handy to have on deck.
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Re: Do you even give a shit? [Re: lucy.friend]
#22034631 - 08/02/15 05:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
lucy.friend said:
I'm quite experienced w acid but I'm about to have my first experience w shrooms(lil nervouss actually..I hear it's a lil different).
First time? Ever? For real? Yeah you'll be a fan, trust me. Almost a given if you're experienced with LSD. It is different in ways, yes, but also extremely similar in many aspects. For me I've always considered it natural earth born LSD. I also was an experienced LSD user prior to my initial mushroom trip.
And that mushroom trip, dare I say it, was even more magical than my first acid trip.
How much do you plan on dipping into, Lucy?
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Niffla



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Quote:
moonrockmushy said: I used to routinely clog toilets after not giving enough shits when I took too many opiates. I think I broke my friend's whole plumbing system once was horrendous.
You gotta rock back and forth, then as it starts coming out you push on the little flap above your butthole to help deform the turd so it doesn't tear your sphincter and give you hemorrhoids. Remember to wash your hands, after you sniff your fingers 
that was a very vivid picture you just painted on that subject
unfortunately
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