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OfflineZePequeno

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Re: Do you even give a shit? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22032774 - 08/02/15 10:26 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
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ZePequeno said:
How are they shaped? What color? Why are you shitting so much?
I need answers!





the reason that turds are tapered on the ends is so your asshole doesnt slam shut




What would be the consequences an asshole slamming shut at a high rate of speed?


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Onlinekoods
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Re: Do you even give a shit? [Re: ZePequeno] * 3
    #22032790 - 08/02/15 10:31 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That's what the slapping noise is in a fart.


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Offlinenicechrisman
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Re: Do you even give a shit? [Re: koods] * 3
    #22032794 - 08/02/15 10:32 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah Koods is very familiar with that sound


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OfflineZePequeno

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Re: Do you even give a shit? [Re: koods]
    #22032814 - 08/02/15 10:38 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Asshole slapping: This new, fun pastime is fastly becoming bigger than football and baseball combined.


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Re: Do you even give a shit? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22032915 - 08/02/15 11:01 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

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nicechrisman said:
Our little ray of sunshine





im your huckleberry, your sunshine, and everything else that is happy and goodness.  :sunny:


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Re: Do you even give a shit? [Re: sprinkles]
    #22032929 - 08/02/15 11:04 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)



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OfflineLogicaL ChaosM
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Re: Do you even give a shit? [Re: koods] * 1
    #22033046 - 08/02/15 11:33 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

how is she not banned yet????


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Invisiblemoonrockmushy
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Re: Do you even give a shit? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #22033065 - 08/02/15 11:38 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

How am I the only one to give 2 shits? :wouldyoulookatthat:  That is the most appropriate number of shits to give.


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Re: Do you even give a shit? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #22033068 - 08/02/15 11:39 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I don't even give a flying rat's ass


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: Do you even give a shit? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22033112 - 08/02/15 11:49 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

The last time I gave a shit I was 3 years old. I scooped it out of the toilet with a sand shovel and showed my parents what I made,


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Re: Do you even give a shit? [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22033175 - 08/02/15 12:06 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

millions of pages lolol


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Re: Do you even give a shit? [Re: ZePequeno]
    #22033300 - 08/02/15 12:34 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

ZePequeno said:
Quote:

Detached said:
2.5 shits given.

Invalid poll.




Do you hold your half shit in your rectum or your panties?




Trouble makers are a bitch.

Like a loyal pubber, I STALed.

ZePequeno, keep this threads coming. I hold you accountable to complete ShroomSlip's list.


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OfflineZePequeno

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Re: Do you even give a shit? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #22033354 - 08/02/15 12:47 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

That is certainly the plan. Until I'm done with his shit-thread list I'll keep posting in other threads to a minimum.


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InvisibleSirShroomsAlott
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Re: Do you even give a shit? [Re: ZePequeno]
    #22033362 - 08/02/15 12:50 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

it's my new favorite member, I won't be satisified till that other thread makes 200 pages and this one a minimum of 25, it'll take me at least 23 to explain all the shits I give.


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Re: Do you even give a shit? [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22033370 - 08/02/15 12:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Hell yes. I love this chick. We joined at like the same time plus girls gotta stick together.


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Re: Do you even give a shit? [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #22033374 - 08/02/15 12:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

moonrockmushy said:
How am I the only one to give 2 shits? :wouldyoulookatthat:  That is the most appropriate number of shits to give.





I dont give 2 shits about what you think is appropriate


see how giving 2 shits isnt appropriate


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InvisibleSirShroomsAlott
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Re: Do you even give a shit? [Re: lucy.friend]
    #22033382 - 08/02/15 12:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

lucy.friend said:
girls gotta stick together.




:justinwilson:


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OfflineReposadoXochipilli
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Re: Do you even give a shit? [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #22033404 - 08/02/15 01:02 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

SirShroomsAlott said:
Quote:

lucy.friend said:
girls gotta stick together.




:justinwilson:



Reference, ass to ass, making it happen for the bois


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OfflineZePequeno

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Re: Do you even give a shit? [Re: lucy.friend]
    #22033411 - 08/02/15 01:04 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

SirShroomsAlott said:
it's my new favorite member, I won't be satisified till that other thread makes 200 pages and this one a minimum of 25, it'll take me at least 23 to explain all the shits I give.




Do you want to be my Shroomery boyfriend?


Quote:

lucy.friend said:
Hell yes. I love this chick. We joined at like the same time plus girls gotta stick together.




Would you like to be my Shroomery girlfriend? We can make SirShroomsAlott do some weird stuff.


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Offlinelucy.friend
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Re: Do you even give a shit? [Re: ZePequeno]
    #22033426 - 08/02/15 01:09 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

SirShroomsAlott said:
Quote:

lucy.friend said:
girls gotta stick together.




:justinwilson:





There's a special place in hell for girls who don't help other girls out.


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