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akira_akuma
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Re: [L]ame [N]arcissistic [C]rackheads [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#22031900 - 08/02/15 01:24 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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lol Pasta. ouch.
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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Re: [L]ame [N]arcissistic [C]rackheads [Re: akira_akuma]
#22031905 - 08/02/15 01:26 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah dawg. I'm glad you feel my pain. If I die tonight make sure nobody knows I have an account here
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404
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Re: [L]ame [N]arcissistic [C]rackheads [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#22031908 - 08/02/15 01:27 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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i want one of those little diabetes bracelets that say "delete my browser history"
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Psychonautica
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Re: [L]ame [N]arcissistic [C]rackheads [Re: 404]
#22031909 - 08/02/15 01:28 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Pasta is dank, I don't get what's up with this? Does your girl not cook well? You must not hit her often enough.
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404 said: i want one of those little diabetes bracelets that say "delete my browser history"
I just shot water out my nose.
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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Re: [L]ame [N]arcissistic [C]rackheads [Re: Psychonautica]
#22031913 - 08/02/15 01:30 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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She someone manages to chip my teeth with her under cooked noodles
-------------------- I'm stupid, Enlil is smart. I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful. I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner. Someday, I hope to be like Enlil but secretly know I never will.
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akira_akuma
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Re: [L]ame [N]arcissistic [C]rackheads [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#22031915 - 08/02/15 01:30 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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he was great he was dead from choking. not Hendrix style, no, it was death by pasta.
dude, you should just be like PASTA? fuck PASTA, i want MEAT, in really guttural fat man's voice, and like just get her to learn how to cook basic 101 stuff. pasta is like a red flag right there.
i do feel oh so sorry for you.
tell her to get a wok...no...fires....
i'm so sorry.
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Psychonautica
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Re: [L]ame [N]arcissistic [C]rackheads [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] 1
#22031918 - 08/02/15 01:32 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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This is what you get for dating basic white bitches.
-------------------- The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one 3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother. Sheekle said: yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica

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Re: [L]ame [N]arcissistic [C]rackheads [Re: 404]
#22031920 - 08/02/15 01:32 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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404 said: i want one of those little diabetes bracelets that say "delete my browser history"
The sort of shit that shows up on my browser history as a result of sheer (morbid) curiousity is ridiculous.
I mean, I'm totally familiar with igcognito mode and it's whatever, but I really like to read about weird, obscure, sometimes morbid things, and goddamn, it really shows.
Like just this morning I was looking up fistulas because of an NYtimes article.
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akira_akuma
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Re: [L]ame [N]arcissistic [C]rackheads [Re: akira_akuma]
#22031923 - 08/02/15 01:33 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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fuckin wok some veg and chicken or beef in some sesame oil and soy...all you need to do is not burn down shit.
ANYBODY can do this shit. Pasta... pasta can go horribly wrong and like tomato sauce sucks unless it's homemade, iDGAF, and like ya, pasta is just a more complex component to any dish.
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akira_akuma
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Re: [L]ame [N]arcissistic [C]rackheads [Re: Psychonautica]
#22031926 - 08/02/15 01:35 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Psychonautica said: This is what you get for dating basic white bitches.

basic black bitches have some really really bad congealed food, but at least they cook shit...white bitches don't even COOK shit, they think they do and then it's like RAW blegh 
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DrMambo
hamburger time



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Re: [L]ame [N]arcissistic [C]rackheads [Re: Psychonautica]
#22031929 - 08/02/15 01:36 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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So I've found a girl who enjoys me for naked company and also is attractive, seemingly grounded, and with a good job and solid work ethic.
Let's see how long it takes me to fuck this up.
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akira_akuma
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Re: [L]ame [N]arcissistic [C]rackheads [Re: DrMambo]
#22031938 - 08/02/15 01:41 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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here's how you fuck it up: pen the relationship as 'doomed and short' from the get-go, and presume to have no future with the girl whom you presumably want to stick with.
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DrMambo
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Re: [L]ame [N]arcissistic [C]rackheads [Re: akira_akuma]
#22031941 - 08/02/15 01:42 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Oh come on, you know I'm just self deprecatingly gloating.
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Psychonautica
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Re: [L]ame [N]arcissistic [C]rackheads [Re: akira_akuma]
#22031944 - 08/02/15 01:46 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said: basic black bitches have some really really bad congealed food, but at least they cook shit...white bitches don't even COOK shit, they think they do and then it's like RAW blegh 
But if you eat a black bitches booty you aren't hungry for weeks.
Munch down some white ass and you'll starve to death in a few hours.
-------------------- The chances of you even being born, Were forty million to one. There's two parts of the statistic And I want you to live through one 3/8/95 - 7/10/15 Rest In Paradise, Brother. Sheekle said: yeah, i said i was afraid of psychonautica

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akira_akuma
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Re: [L]ame [N]arcissistic [C]rackheads [Re: DrMambo]
#22031947 - 08/02/15 01:48 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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DrMambo said: Oh come on, you know I'm just self deprecatingly gloating.
and i was just self-affirming my loathsomeness.
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Re: [L]ame [N]arcissistic [C]rackheads [Re: Psychonautica] 1
#22031950 - 08/02/15 01:50 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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omg you're back you've been missed
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Re: [L]ame [N]arcissistic [C]rackheads [Re: akira_akuma]
#22031951 - 08/02/15 01:50 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Hey guys. I'm rather confused about life, but at least I'm enjoying it.
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akira_akuma
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Re: [L]ame [N]arcissistic [C]rackheads [Re: Acaterpillar]
#22031953 - 08/02/15 01:51 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Psychonautica said:
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akira_akuma said: basic black bitches have some really really bad congealed food, but at least they cook shit...white bitches don't even COOK shit, they think they do and then it's like RAW blegh 
But if you eat a black bitches booty you aren't hungry for weeks.
Munch down some white ass and you'll starve to death in a few hours.
hmmmm 
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DrMambo
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Re: [L]ame [N]arcissistic [C]rackheads [Re: akira_akuma]
#22031967 - 08/02/15 02:06 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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-------------------- "Yeah, he's a professor...... OF BEING A DOG!"
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Re: [L]ame [N]arcissistic [C]rackheads [Re: DrMambo]
#22032059 - 08/02/15 04:09 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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