Home | Community | Message Board

MagicBag Grow Bags
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: Bridgetown Botanicals CBD Concentrates   PhytoExtractum Kratom Powder for Sale

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1 | 2  [ show all ]
OfflineRanOutOfWeed
Sleepy
 User Gallery


Registered: 12/29/13
Posts: 2,975
Last seen: 7 years, 9 months
Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open?
    #22026320 - 07/31/15 09:53 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I never bother to close the blinds. The neighbors enjoy the show no doubt


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMinnesnowtaNice
FriendofHagrid
Male

Registered: 09/18/13
Posts: 1,316
Last seen: 1 year, 10 months
Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 1
    #22026330 - 07/31/15 09:56 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Your a goon.


--------------------
we are all thought forms in a cloud of synchronistic events.




Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineMorphinTime
Tulpa
Male User Gallery

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 09/05/11
Posts: 7,151
Loc: Angel Grove
Last seen: 20 hours, 26 minutes
Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22026335 - 07/31/15 09:57 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

During spring or autumn, sure.  It's hot now so naughty time requires A/C usually.  I don't really care about the position of window blinds or curtains in the moment :shrug:


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleNiffla
Male User Gallery


Registered: 06/09/08
Posts: 46,485
Loc: Texas
Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22026339 - 07/31/15 09:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

RanOutOfWeed said:
I never bother to close the blinds. The neighbors enjoy the show no doubt




:creepylurker:


--------------------


HAIL OUR NEW OTD KING


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinenicechrisman
Interdimensional space wizard
Male User Gallery


Registered: 11/07/03
Posts: 33,241
Last seen: 4 years, 6 months
Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22026342 - 07/31/15 09:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I like to make sure the lights are on and all the doors are open


--------------------
"Cosmic Love is absolutelely ruthless and highly indifferent:
it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not."

John C. Lily

 


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineRanOutOfWeed
Sleepy
 User Gallery


Registered: 12/29/13
Posts: 2,975
Last seen: 7 years, 9 months
Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22026343 - 07/31/15 09:59 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

:seriousthumbsup:


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinetwighead
mͯó
I'm a teapot


Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,560
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill Flag
Last seen: 2 hours, 33 minutes
Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22026344 - 07/31/15 10:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

It's a decent idea to set up a couple mics and cameras as well incase the audio is a little muffled etc.


--------------------
¿Check out some art m8?



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineRanOutOfWeed
Sleepy
 User Gallery


Registered: 12/29/13
Posts: 2,975
Last seen: 7 years, 9 months
Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: twighead]
    #22026347 - 07/31/15 10:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You makin porn?


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineSunnyD
WiZarD oF LoVe
Male User Gallery


Registered: 04/29/13
Posts: 25,236
Loc: Planet earth
Last seen: 1 month, 22 days
Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22026608 - 07/31/15 11:37 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah id do it with the window open
I don't give a fuck


--------------------
:sunny::inlove::peyotespectrum::peyotespectrum::inlove::sunny:
And to everyone who thinks life is just a game,
Do you like the part you are playing?
This is the time in life I am living!
And I face each day with a smile :smile:
My music Library of Synthesizer goodness


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleI_was_the_walrus
eggshells
 User Gallery

Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 05/01/02
Posts: 11,887
Loc: next door
Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22026890 - 08/01/15 02:08 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I like to open the blinds while Im naked. Sex..you name it. Anything I can do to make sure I get put on some sort of government watch list.

Yall are weird.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineSoulidarity
With Your Halo Slippin . . .
 User Gallery


Registered: 07/15/12
Posts: 17,617
Loc: Atlantis Flag
Last seen: 8 years, 1 month
Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #22026891 - 08/01/15 02:11 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i live in a unit with my neighbours back veranda thing right next to my window, and another overlooking property that looks down over my window, so yeah i close the blinds when its sexy tiem. otherwise i'd feel like a sex offender or something


--------------------

R.I.P. WoodRuss67, Todcasil, TheMerryIguana, The Rompus, Lord Senate.
[/url]


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinetwighead
mͯó
I'm a teapot


Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,560
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill Flag
Last seen: 2 hours, 33 minutes
Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: Soulidarity]
    #22026894 - 08/01/15 02:12 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

What do they do with public masturbators in Australia?


--------------------
¿Check out some art m8?



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineSoulidarity
With Your Halo Slippin . . .
 User Gallery


Registered: 07/15/12
Posts: 17,617
Loc: Atlantis Flag
Last seen: 8 years, 1 month
Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: twighead]
    #22026896 - 08/01/15 02:16 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i'm hoping i dont find out, but i assume sexual assault charges and registered on the ' cannot be a priest ' list. police probably beat them up too, lol.


--------------------

R.I.P. WoodRuss67, Todcasil, TheMerryIguana, The Rompus, Lord Senate.
[/url]


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleOeric McKenna
LIFE CAPS


Registered: 06/15/12
Posts: 5,318
Loc: Babylon Flag
Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: Soulidarity]
    #22026946 - 08/01/15 02:45 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Lookin good OP.
I'm outside now in your bushes...


--------------------


spread love
love is everything
2013 finds
medicinal psilocybin tincture drops
cannabis pics


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisiblezZZz
jesus
I'm a teapot User Gallery

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 33,478
Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 2
    #22026949 - 08/01/15 02:46 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i dont jerk off, nor do i have windows

im technically not even suppose to exist..


--------------------
https://discord.gg/NHHd5y2Uyv


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinetwelvelookslikeu
Stranger
 User Gallery


Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 738
Last seen: 5 years, 11 months
Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: zZZz]
    #22026963 - 08/01/15 03:06 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I do it on my roof


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleSalomon
ಠ︵ಠ balance ಠ_ಠ weaver ಠ‿ಠ
Male
Registered: 01/17/09
Posts: 25,128
Loc: America, FUCK YEAH Flag
Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: twelvelookslikeu]
    #22027023 - 08/01/15 04:31 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i jerk off with the door barely open.....



more specifically the  closet door.......



more specifically the closet door of your bedroom.....


:wellhellothere:


--------------------
EVERYTHING EVENTUALLY BECOMES A DESERT



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineAdolin
I'm a teapot User Gallery


Folding@home Statistics
Registered: 06/28/11
Posts: 8,292
Loc: USA Flag
Last seen: 1 year, 2 months
Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: Salomon]
    #22027025 - 08/01/15 04:33 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

all the time. someone would have to climb to the top of a telephone pole to see my monitor from outside. my window is open 90% of the time in the summer. the rest of my family like the AC waay cold.

and i use headphones when im watching porn :cookiemonster:


Edited by Adolin (08/01/15 04:34 AM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblenooneman
Male

Registered: 04/24/09
Posts: 14,561
Loc: Utah
Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22027098 - 08/01/15 05:50 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Nope. I can't believe you guys would even consider it. Well, I mean, I guess if you're an exhibitionist. Whatever floats your boat. :shrug:

Also, if I see any of you guys having sex, I will totally watch and later jack off thinking about your girlfriend's pussy :thumbup:


Edited by nooneman (08/01/15 05:52 AM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleBigfeely123
Stranger

Registered: 01/30/15
Posts: 2,594
Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: nooneman]
    #22027110 - 08/01/15 05:59 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Hey OP, you don't happen to be one of the registered sex offenders in your area, do you? :freewilly: "Let it all hang out!" :grin:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblelarry.fisherman
shoulda died already
I'm a teapot


Registered: 11/03/12
Posts: 36,294
Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: Bigfeely123]
    #22027152 - 08/01/15 06:37 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I've done it with the windows open, why not? I'm sure my neighbors have heard me cum. Ha! My girlfriend too. The fuck do I care? I've got a sidewalk for the residents of my townhouse complex and the adjacent apartment building maybe 4' from my front door. :lol:

When I had my first apartment there was 5-6 different complexes on the same block, only far enough from each other for light parking or the road. I lived on the top floor with a balcony and I walked around naked all the time, got high, had parties. I didn't really give a fuck, still don't. I probably jerked off enough times in that living room that the accumulated distance my fist travelled around my dick could take you to the moon.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblenooneman
Male

Registered: 04/24/09
Posts: 14,561
Loc: Utah
Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: larry.fisherman] * 1
    #22027156 - 08/01/15 06:39 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
I probably jerked off enough times in that living room that the accumulated distance my fist travelled around my dick could take you to the moon.



:rofl2:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleOhMrJohnson
Ashes Against The Grain

Registered: 01/12/14
Posts: 17,544
Loc: Terra Incognita Flag
Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: nooneman]
    #22027158 - 08/01/15 06:41 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I nailed my ex-girlfriend on top of a train car in broad daylight once

We weren't naked but it was quite obvious what we were doing up there


--------------------

Diminish the sub-principle and leave its toxic trace..
Once and for all!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblenooneman
Male

Registered: 04/24/09
Posts: 14,561
Loc: Utah
Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22027160 - 08/01/15 06:42 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

How did you get up there? I assume the train was stationary.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblelarry.fisherman
shoulda died already
I'm a teapot


Registered: 11/03/12
Posts: 36,294
Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: nooneman]
    #22027165 - 08/01/15 06:47 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I fucked my girlfriend in the water at the beach once. I walked up to her and put my arms around her, she gave me a kiss and I sort of picked her up then she put her legs around me. She kind of hung on to me for a bit like that then I figured I may as well be inside her. There were families there and everything. Kids swimming around maybe 30' away.. Hopefully they weren't using goggles.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleOhMrJohnson
Ashes Against The Grain

Registered: 01/12/14
Posts: 17,544
Loc: Terra Incognita Flag
Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: nooneman] * 1
    #22027166 - 08/01/15 06:47 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

It was, one of many

We were just walking back from the store after grabbing some cigs and all of a sudden she's like "I want you to fuck me on top of that train car"

And I live to please so who was I to deny her:shrug:


--------------------

Diminish the sub-principle and leave its toxic trace..
Once and for all!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleOhMrJohnson
Ashes Against The Grain

Registered: 01/12/14
Posts: 17,544
Loc: Terra Incognita Flag
Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22027167 - 08/01/15 06:48 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I used to fuck her in her pool too that was pretty fun but not quite slippery enough for my liking


--------------------

Diminish the sub-principle and leave its toxic trace..
Once and for all!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinenicechrisman
Interdimensional space wizard
Male User Gallery


Registered: 11/07/03
Posts: 33,241
Last seen: 4 years, 6 months
Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: larry.fisherman]
    #22027172 - 08/01/15 06:50 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

XLCaps said:
I fucked my girlfriend in the water at the beach once. I walked up to her and put my arms around her, she gave me a kiss and I sort of picked her up then she put her legs around me. She kind of hung on to me for a bit like that then I figured I may as well be inside her. There were families there and everything. Kids swimming around maybe 30' away.. Hopefully they weren't using goggles.



Ha ha I did the same thing one time except at the river.


--------------------
"Cosmic Love is absolutelely ruthless and highly indifferent:
it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not."

John C. Lily

 


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleLophosaurus
suruasohpol
I'm a teapot User Gallery

Registered: 08/09/07
Posts: 8,744
Loc: CA Flag
Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22027207 - 08/01/15 07:22 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I leave the windows open. If I was gross looking I might close them. Sometimes I even have sexy time at the beach with people a 100' away. Not in the water though because it doesn't get slippery. I don't really care if people see me or my wife naked


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineJanky Tits
Registered: 06/19/14
Posts: 4,037
Last seen: 5 years, 6 months
Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #22027209 - 08/01/15 07:25 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I don't pay attention that kind of shit when I jerk off....

When I jerk off I'm usually in my bed under the covers and my attention is completely focused on the picture of my grandma that I'm holding in front of me. Pfff who pays attention to blinds when they jerkoff


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleOhMrJohnson
Ashes Against The Grain

Registered: 01/12/14
Posts: 17,544
Loc: Terra Incognita Flag
Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: Janky Tits] * 1
    #22027217 - 08/01/15 07:27 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Xplicit RelapzZ said:
I don't pay attention that kind of shit when I jerk off....

When I jerk off I'm usually in my bed under the covers and my attention is completely focused on the picture of my grandma that I'm holding in front of me. Pfff who pays attention to blinds when they jerkoff




:justnotright:


--------------------

Diminish the sub-principle and leave its toxic trace..
Once and for all!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinesun_spots
Good boob day
 User Gallery

Registered: 02/27/10
Posts: 14,306
Loc: Nirvana
Last seen: 6 years, 10 months
Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22027258 - 08/01/15 07:56 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

You guys know you can be arrested for doing it in public, right?  This one couple got sentenced to prison and labeled as sex offenders because they were seen by little kids.  You never know whose life you could ruin doing something like that.  Besides, sand in every crease doesn't sound fun.  Do your humping indoors, ppl.


--------------------
ShiVersblood said:
shut ur fucking mouth. before a penis is are be enters

LordSenate said:
Cheese poop... Who gives a fuck gotta eat lots of cheese.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleOhMrJohnson
Ashes Against The Grain

Registered: 01/12/14
Posts: 17,544
Loc: Terra Incognita Flag
Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: sun_spots]
    #22027282 - 08/01/15 08:07 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

This was all years ago

I wouldn't be so foolish now we made a lot of bad decisions together


--------------------

Diminish the sub-principle and leave its toxic trace..
Once and for all!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinetwighead
mͯó
I'm a teapot


Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,560
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill Flag
Last seen: 2 hours, 33 minutes
Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
    #22031532 - 08/02/15 12:24 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)



--------------------
¿Check out some art m8?



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblepirate-blues
Female

Registered: 10/15/12
Posts: 13,656
Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: twighead]
    #22031902 - 08/02/15 01:26 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

No.

I've had issues before with neighbors and fireescapes.
I'm freaked out and always keep the blinds shut as a result.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleNitrous Monkey
selftitled
 User Gallery


Registered: 09/21/12
Posts: 3,150
Loc: USA Flag
Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22031935 - 08/02/15 01:40 AM (8 years, 5 months ago)

I jerk off in your moms house  :blewmeanie:


--------------------



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1 | 2  [ show all ]

Shop: Bridgetown Botanicals CBD Concentrates   PhytoExtractum Kratom Powder for Sale


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* Do you talk during sex?
( 1 2 3 4 all )
MOTH 6,617 60 09/17/04 03:16 AM
by silversoul7
* ever walked in on a sex act or saw one when you weren't supposed to?
( 1 2 3 4 5 all )
TODAY 10,411 90 03/14/11 06:06 AM
by meatcakeman
* SEX dreams turn scary! KristiMidocean 1,723 14 02/05/05 09:00 AM
by MuffinBear
* i would rather masturbate than have sex
( 1 2 3 4 all )
tak 15,521 75 08/07/09 12:58 PM
by Razzl3Frazzl3
* Why can't we all have sex? Story + Question The_Hobbit 3,425 17 03/31/05 04:05 PM
by Phluck
* What would you do in this voyeur/exhibitionist situation?
( 1 2 all )
Peachette 2,593 36 09/29/15 01:47 AM
by moonrockmushy
* If a cute chick is constantly undressing in front of her window... Poll
( 1 2 all )
no-tone 5,799 31 05/08/05 12:41 PM
by SoK
* Captain Jack Senor_Doobie 1,637 11 02/14/06 10:35 PM
by CherryBom

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
2,757 topic views. 6 members, 49 guests and 27 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.049 seconds spending 0.009 seconds on 14 queries.