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larry.fisherman
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Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: Bigfeely123]
#22027152 - 08/01/15 06:37 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I've done it with the windows open, why not? I'm sure my neighbors have heard me cum. Ha! My girlfriend too. The fuck do I care? I've got a sidewalk for the residents of my townhouse complex and the adjacent apartment building maybe 4' from my front door. 
When I had my first apartment there was 5-6 different complexes on the same block, only far enough from each other for light parking or the road. I lived on the top floor with a balcony and I walked around naked all the time, got high, had parties. I didn't really give a fuck, still don't. I probably jerked off enough times in that living room that the accumulated distance my fist travelled around my dick could take you to the moon.
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nooneman


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Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: larry.fisherman] 1
#22027156 - 08/01/15 06:39 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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XLCaps said: I probably jerked off enough times in that living room that the accumulated distance my fist travelled around my dick could take you to the moon.
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OhMrJohnson
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Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: nooneman]
#22027158 - 08/01/15 06:41 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I nailed my ex-girlfriend on top of a train car in broad daylight once
We weren't naked but it was quite obvious what we were doing up there
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nooneman


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Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#22027160 - 08/01/15 06:42 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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How did you get up there? I assume the train was stationary.
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larry.fisherman
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Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: nooneman]
#22027165 - 08/01/15 06:47 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I fucked my girlfriend in the water at the beach once. I walked up to her and put my arms around her, she gave me a kiss and I sort of picked her up then she put her legs around me. She kind of hung on to me for a bit like that then I figured I may as well be inside her. There were families there and everything. Kids swimming around maybe 30' away.. Hopefully they weren't using goggles.
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OhMrJohnson
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Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: nooneman] 1
#22027166 - 08/01/15 06:47 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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It was, one of many
We were just walking back from the store after grabbing some cigs and all of a sudden she's like "I want you to fuck me on top of that train car"
And I live to please so who was I to deny her
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OhMrJohnson
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Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: larry.fisherman]
#22027167 - 08/01/15 06:48 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I used to fuck her in her pool too that was pretty fun but not quite slippery enough for my liking
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nicechrisman
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Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: larry.fisherman]
#22027172 - 08/01/15 06:50 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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XLCaps said: I fucked my girlfriend in the water at the beach once. I walked up to her and put my arms around her, she gave me a kiss and I sort of picked her up then she put her legs around me. She kind of hung on to me for a bit like that then I figured I may as well be inside her. There were families there and everything. Kids swimming around maybe 30' away.. Hopefully they weren't using goggles.
Ha ha I did the same thing one time except at the river.
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Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: nicechrisman]
#22027207 - 08/01/15 07:22 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I leave the windows open. If I was gross looking I might close them. Sometimes I even have sexy time at the beach with people a 100' away. Not in the water though because it doesn't get slippery. I don't really care if people see me or my wife naked
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Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: Lophosaurus]
#22027209 - 08/01/15 07:25 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I don't pay attention that kind of shit when I jerk off....
When I jerk off I'm usually in my bed under the covers and my attention is completely focused on the picture of my grandma that I'm holding in front of me. Pfff who pays attention to blinds when they jerkoff
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OhMrJohnson
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Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: Janky Tits] 1
#22027217 - 08/01/15 07:27 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Xplicit RelapzZ said: I don't pay attention that kind of shit when I jerk off....
When I jerk off I'm usually in my bed under the covers and my attention is completely focused on the picture of my grandma that I'm holding in front of me. Pfff who pays attention to blinds when they jerkoff
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Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#22027258 - 08/01/15 07:56 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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You guys know you can be arrested for doing it in public, right? This one couple got sentenced to prison and labeled as sex offenders because they were seen by little kids. You never know whose life you could ruin doing something like that. Besides, sand in every crease doesn't sound fun. Do your humping indoors, ppl.
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OhMrJohnson
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Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: sun_spots]
#22027282 - 08/01/15 08:07 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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This was all years ago
I wouldn't be so foolish now we made a lot of bad decisions together
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twighead
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Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#22031532 - 08/02/15 12:24 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: twighead]
#22031902 - 08/02/15 01:26 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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No.
I've had issues before with neighbors and fireescapes. I'm freaked out and always keep the blinds shut as a result.
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Nitrous Monkey
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Re: Do you jack off / have sex with your windows open? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
#22031935 - 08/02/15 01:40 AM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I jerk off in your moms house
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