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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy 1
#22025542 - 07/31/15 06:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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She's 35 (6 years older than me. She been with quite a few men.
Apparently, I gave her the best oral sex she ever had in her life. And I quote:
- Like, you're really, good at this, like really really really good, like OMG so fucking good..."
And no she wasn't "just saying that". She was laughing by the end with tears in her eyes...
So naturally, I feel like a fucking god right now and I got to brag like a mofo.
Professor Pussy.
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memes
Blessed



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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal] 10
#22025576 - 07/31/15 06:27 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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nobody somebody gives a fuck about your bullshit bragging
Edited by memes (07/31/15 06:28 PM)
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Dr. P. Silocybin
Would you like fries with that?



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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal]
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RobZombie68
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal]
#22025584 - 07/31/15 06:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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You know you are good when their legs tremble and shake uncontrollably.
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trekie
Metal man


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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal] 4
#22025587 - 07/31/15 06:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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You gonna get sued .
Or she ain't gonna pay rent she's got you by the balls and you don't even realize it.
-------------------- I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
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OhMrJohnson
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal] 1
#22025590 - 07/31/15 06:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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You must be so proud of yourself
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Diminish the sub-principle and leave its toxic trace.. Once and for all!
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qman
Stranger

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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: OhMrJohnson] 2
#22025601 - 07/31/15 06:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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What happens when you start licking her butt, your name will be Professor Asshole!!
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#22025608 - 07/31/15 06:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I feel like a superior male.
I'll come back down to earth in an hour
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Cj-B
All the same...I saw it first.



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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal] 4
#22025621 - 07/31/15 06:37 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I totally thought this was an Enjoywho post before I finally looked at the poster.
-------------------- "I have no way of knowing whether you, who eventually will read this record, like stories or not. If you do not, no doubt you have turned these pages without attention. I confess that I love them. Indeed, it often seems to me that of all the good things in the world, the only ones humanity can claim for itself are stories and music; the rest, mercy, beauty, sleep, clean water and hot food (as the Ascian would have said) are all the work of the Increate. Thus, stories are small things indeed in the scheme of the universe, but it is hard not to love best what is our own—hard for me, at least."
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Shroomslip
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Cj-B]
#22025634 - 07/31/15 06:39 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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It is very Enjoywho-esque.
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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way. I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today. Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear. I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear. You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline
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nicechrisman
Interdimensional space wizard



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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal] 8
#22025670 - 07/31/15 06:48 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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-------------------- "Cosmic Love is absolutelely ruthless and highly indifferent: it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not." John C. Lily
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Burke Dennings
baby merchant

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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal] 10
#22025686 - 07/31/15 06:51 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Maybe she thinks you're smart, and that you're a pussy. Be sure to update your title if she calls you Dr. Faggot.
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Mr.PhilCybin
Master Baiter


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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Cj-B] 4
#22025696 - 07/31/15 06:52 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Cj-B said:
I totally thought this was an Enjoywho post before I finally looked at the poster.
this exactly 
I was about to type, "jesus, still with this shit?"
and then it turned out to be patlal 
this is gonna end badly.
-------------------- I'm stupid, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is smart. I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful. I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner. Someday, I hope to be like Falcon91Wolvrn03 but secretly know I never will.
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zappaisgod
horrid asshole


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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal] 3
#22025706 - 07/31/15 06:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said: I feel like a superior male.
I'll come back down to earth in an hour
I have often been told that lesbians supposedly give women the best head. Are you sure she isn't surreptitiously telling you that are an effeminate twat? You are Canadian, after all.
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: zappaisgod] 2
#22025739 - 07/31/15 07:00 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I should have thought ahead before posting this right?
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zappaisgod
horrid asshole


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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal]
#22025742 - 07/31/15 07:01 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yep
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nicechrisman
Interdimensional space wizard



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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal] 1
#22025751 - 07/31/15 07:03 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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#picsoritdidnthappen
-------------------- "Cosmic Love is absolutelely ruthless and highly indifferent: it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not." John C. Lily
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: RobZombie68] 2
#22025775 - 07/31/15 07:12 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
RobZombie68 said: You know you are good when their legs tremble and shake uncontrollably. 
yeah, that often happens when im chopping them up 
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trekie
Metal man


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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: zappaisgod]
#22025800 - 07/31/15 07:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
zappaisgod said:
Quote:
Patlal said: I feel like a superior male.
I'll come back down to earth in an hour
I have often been told that lesbians supposedly give women the best head. Are you sure she isn't surreptitiously telling you that are an effeminate twat? You are Canadian, after all.
You have to make up for that gaping asshole
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sanchothestoner
Satan's Grandson



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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#22025807 - 07/31/15 07:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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good job, patlal. nothing like eating out pussy like a champ. i know what you mean by feeling good about it. when i'd eat out my ex, she'd always be thanking me and shit and repay me with some bomb ass head. you should be feelin good about this
-------------------- I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you... But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!
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JustForToday
New Life, New Beginnings


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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: sanchothestoner]
#22025855 - 07/31/15 07:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Never ate pussy. Gonna give it a try soon if i'm allowed.
-------------------- Hey Shae, Are you still doing that hand thing? I heard you was doing that hand thing today. Oh God what is that?!
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nicechrisman
Interdimensional space wizard



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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: JustForToday] 3
#22025858 - 07/31/15 07:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin if it tastes like trout, get the hell out.
-------------------- "Cosmic Love is absolutelely ruthless and highly indifferent: it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not." John C. Lily
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Webster10
Up like Trump


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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: JustForToday]
#22025860 - 07/31/15 07:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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sanchothestoner
Satan's Grandson



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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: JustForToday]
#22025871 - 07/31/15 07:34 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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JustForToday said: Never ate pussy. Gonna give it a try soon if i'm allowed.
it is awesome. i fucking love licking pussy.
-------------------- I fucking hate you... God damn, I love you... But we both know if we stick together, we'll just tear ourselves apart You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are grey You are my heroin, but there's an abscess... God damn, I miss the vein!
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Malcolm_Xtasy
Oh baby what Is you doin??



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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Shroomslip]
#22025955 - 07/31/15 07:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Cj-B said:
I totally thought this was an Enjoywho post before I finally looked at the poster.
Quote:
Shroomslip said: It is very Enjoywho-esque.
This. I was about to come in here and cause a ruckus. Needless to say I was extremely disappointed
-------------------- I'm stupid, Enlil is smart. I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful. I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner. Someday, I hope to be like Enlil but secretly know I never will.
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cApTaInCrAp
Delightfullyexcellent



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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#22026204 - 07/31/15 09:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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It's no wonder your breath smells old and ratty
-------------------- "...Terrific, im glad we've had this time to discuss..im outro, call me if you wanna blaze one up.."
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Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal] 1
#22026255 - 07/31/15 09:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said: I feel like a superior male.
I'll come back down to earth in an hour
You feeling like a God because you ate some slobs crusty vagina shows the true nature of Canadians.
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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GoldenEye
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: JustForToday] 1
#22026262 - 07/31/15 09:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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JustForToday said: Never ate pussy. Gonna give it a try soon if i'm allowed.
If you're allowed?

Of course you are. (I heard you're dating )
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Void_Hawk
e^(i*pi)+1 = 0
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: JustForToday]
#22026292 - 07/31/15 09:42 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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JustForToday said: Never ate pussy. Gonna give it a try soon if i'm allowed.
Wow, I did before I got my dick wet. As long as we are talking clean, go for it.
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1234go
Ban Lotto Champion


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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal] 4
#22026293 - 07/31/15 09:42 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Patlal said: She's 35 (6 years older than me. She been with quite a few men.
Apparently, I gave her the best oral sex she ever had in her life. And I quote:
- Like, you're really, good at this, like really really really good, like OMG so fucking good..."
And no she wasn't "just saying that". She was laughing by the end with tears in her eyes...
So naturally, I feel like a fucking god right now and I got to brag like a mofo.
Professor Pussy.
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Cj-B
All the same...I saw it first.



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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: 1234go] 1
#22030664 - 08/01/15 09:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm surprised you weren't mocked more for this.
-------------------- "I have no way of knowing whether you, who eventually will read this record, like stories or not. If you do not, no doubt you have turned these pages without attention. I confess that I love them. Indeed, it often seems to me that of all the good things in the world, the only ones humanity can claim for itself are stories and music; the rest, mercy, beauty, sleep, clean water and hot food (as the Ascian would have said) are all the work of the Increate. Thus, stories are small things indeed in the scheme of the universe, but it is hard not to love best what is our own—hard for me, at least."
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Bodhi of Ankou
*alternate opinion blocks path*


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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#22030682 - 08/01/15 09:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Mad_Larkin said:
Quote:
RobZombie68 said: You know you are good when their legs tremble and shake uncontrollably. 
yeah, that often happens when im chopping them up  
Theres a rape joke in here somewhere
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Malcolm_Xtasy
Oh baby what Is you doin??



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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Cj-B]
#22030683 - 08/01/15 09:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah something tells me this is all a really elaborate lie
-------------------- I'm stupid, Enlil is smart. I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful. I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner. Someday, I hope to be like Enlil but secretly know I never will.
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akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal] 1
#22031126 - 08/01/15 10:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Patlal said: She was laughing by the end with tears in her eyes...
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nicechrisman
Interdimensional space wizard



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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#22031134 - 08/01/15 10:50 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: Yeah something tells me this is all a really elaborate lie
-------------------- "Cosmic Love is absolutelely ruthless and highly indifferent: it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not." John C. Lily
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Detached
You know where...


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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22031156 - 08/01/15 10:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Bill_Oreilly said:
Quote:
Patlal said: I feel like a superior male.
I'll come back down to earth in an hour
You feeling like a God because you ate some slobs crusty vagina shows the true nature of Canadians.

Oh Canadians..
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Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Detached]
#22034203 - 08/02/15 04:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Watch...now the president of Canada(if they even have presidents) is going to elect Patlal the emperor of Canada because they now feel like Canada is the superior country to America because one of their members ate out a crusty vagina.
"ALL HAIL PROFFESSOR POOSAAAY! FIRST CANADIAN EVER TO GO PAST 2ND BASE! VIVA A LA REVOLUCION!!!!!!!!!" - Canadian king (or whatever the fuck they have)
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
Edited by Bill_Oreilly (08/02/15 04:19 PM)
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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Hahahha
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akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22034222 - 08/02/15 04:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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oh the butthurt, oh so much buttahurt
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: akira_akuma]
#22034234 - 08/02/15 04:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Well, she's the one who said I should teach a class lol
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Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: akira_akuma]
#22034239 - 08/02/15 04:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
akira_akuma said:
oh the butthurt, oh so much buttahurt
Im just messing around wit the old professor 
dude...Patlal...im demanding you change your username to Professor Pussy.
you know...cause youre a Canadian.
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akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal]
#22034245 - 08/02/15 04:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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and Bill's the one who said you should be pres.
LOL Bill, the crusty vagina isn't THAT bad.
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Dark_Star
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal]
#22034251 - 08/02/15 04:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Upcuming fall semester:
Classical Cunnilingus 101 Tantalizing Tongue Techniques Advanced Ass-Eating Pussy Pampering 201
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Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: akira_akuma] 1
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akira_akuma said: and Bill's the one who said you should be pres.
LOL Bill, the crusty vagina isn't THAT bad.
Depens what substrate the crust was originally formed from.
If its pussy juice crust...then it aint that bad. But if its some green gooey AIDS crust then no way jose
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)


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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Dark_Star]
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Quote:
Dark_Star said: Upcuming fall semester:
Classical Cunnilingus 101 Tantalizing Tongue Techniques Advanced Ass-Eating Pussy Pampering 201
Professor: Professor Pussy
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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Bill_Oreilly said:
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akira_akuma said: and Bill's the one who said you should be pres.
LOL Bill, the crusty vagina isn't THAT bad.
Depens what substrate the crust was originally formed from.
If its pussy juice crust...then it aint that bad. But if its some green gooey AIDS crust then no way jose
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22034279 - 08/02/15 04:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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As far as what I learned way back in health class, aids doesn't leave a green gooey crust and is actually invisible to the naked eye
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: nicechrisman]
#22034286 - 08/02/15 04:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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aids comes in all shapes and forms now..
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: nicechrisman]
#22034291 - 08/02/15 04:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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nicechrisman said: As far as what I learned way back in health class, aids doesn't leave a green gooey crust and is actually invisible to the naked eye

So they taught you about AIDS crust in school? Damn, I wish I had your teacher.
don't lie, we all know you are just talking from personal experience.
EWWW CHRISMAN HAS AIDS! CHRISMAN HAS AIDS!!!! EVERYBODY POINT AND LAUGH AT THE AIDS MAN!!! AIDS MAN!!! AIDS MAN!!!
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22034303 - 08/02/15 04:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Im just kidding, I was actually going to say crabs or herpes, but I went with AIDS because of the severity and intensity of AIDS.
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22034306 - 08/02/15 04:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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i keep AIDS crust Freezies.
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: akira_akuma]
#22034338 - 08/02/15 04:40 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said: i keep AIDS crust Freezies.
I got "AIDS un-crustables" in my feezer. PB&J AIDS sandwhich without the crust! but with the AIDS crust!
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#22034347 - 08/02/15 04:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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McDonald's workers should have no place in dealing with such a complicated menu.
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22034355 - 08/02/15 04:42 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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