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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22034239 - 08/02/15 04:20 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

akira_akuma said:
:fonda: oh the butthurt, oh so much buttahurt





:lol: Im just messing around wit the old professor :douchewink:



dude...Patlal...im demanding you change your username to Professor Pussy.















you know...cause youre a Canadian.












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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal]
    #22034245 - 08/02/15 04:22 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

and Bill's the one who said you should be pres.

LOL Bill, the crusty vagina isn't THAT bad.


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InvisibleDark_Star
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal]
    #22034251 - 08/02/15 04:23 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Upcuming fall semester:

Classical Cunnilingus 101
Tantalizing Tongue Techniques
Advanced Ass-Eating
Pussy Pampering 201


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: akira_akuma] * 1
    #22034256 - 08/02/15 04:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

akira_akuma said:
and Bill's the one who said you should be pres.

LOL Bill, the crusty vagina isn't THAT bad.






Depens what substrate the crust was originally formed from.


If its pussy juice crust...then it aint that bad. But if its some green gooey AIDS crust then no way jose


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Dark_Star]
    #22034258 - 08/02/15 04:25 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Dark_Star said:
Upcuming fall semester:

Classical Cunnilingus 101
Tantalizing Tongue Techniques
Advanced Ass-Eating
Pussy Pampering 201






Professor: Professor Pussy


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22034271 - 08/02/15 04:26 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Bill_Oreilly said:
Quote:

akira_akuma said:
and Bill's the one who said you should be pres.

LOL Bill, the crusty vagina isn't THAT bad.






Depens what substrate the crust was originally formed from.


If its pussy juice crust...then it aint that bad. But if its some green gooey AIDS crust then no way jose


:thisguy:


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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22034279 - 08/02/15 04:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

As far as what I learned way back in health class, aids doesn't leave a green gooey crust and is actually invisible to the naked eye

:themoreyouknow:


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it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not."

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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22034286 - 08/02/15 04:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

aids comes in all shapes and forms now..


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22034291 - 08/02/15 04:30 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

nicechrisman said:
As far as what I learned way back in health class, aids doesn't leave a green gooey crust and is actually invisible to the naked eye

:themoreyouknow:





So they taught you about AIDS crust in school? Damn, I wish I had your teacher.


don't lie, we all know you are just talking from personal experience.


EWWW CHRISMAN HAS AIDS! CHRISMAN HAS AIDS!!!! EVERYBODY POINT AND LAUGH AT THE AIDS MAN!!! AIDS MAN!!! AIDS MAN!!!


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22034303 - 08/02/15 04:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Im just kidding, I was actually going to say crabs or herpes, but I went with AIDS because of the severity and intensity of AIDS.


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22034306 - 08/02/15 04:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

i keep AIDS crust Freezies.


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InvisibleBill_Oreilly
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22034338 - 08/02/15 04:40 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

akira_akuma said:
i keep AIDS crust Freezies.





I got "AIDS un-crustables" in my feezer. PB&J AIDS sandwhich without the crust! but with the AIDS crust!


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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.


It's just a shot away..


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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 1
    #22034347 - 08/02/15 04:41 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)

McDonald's workers should have no place in dealing with such a complicated menu. 





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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
    #22034355 - 08/02/15 04:42 PM (8 years, 5 months ago)



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it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not."

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