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JustForToday
New Life, New Beginnings


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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: sanchothestoner]
#22025855 - 07/31/15 07:32 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Never ate pussy. Gonna give it a try soon if i'm allowed.
-------------------- Hey Shae, Are you still doing that hand thing? I heard you was doing that hand thing today. Oh God what is that?!
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nicechrisman
Interdimensional space wizard



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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: JustForToday] 3
#22025858 - 07/31/15 07:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin if it tastes like trout, get the hell out.
-------------------- "Cosmic Love is absolutelely ruthless and highly indifferent: it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not." John C. Lily
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Webster10
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: JustForToday]
#22025860 - 07/31/15 07:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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sanchothestoner
Satan's Grandson



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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: JustForToday]
#22025871 - 07/31/15 07:34 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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JustForToday said: Never ate pussy. Gonna give it a try soon if i'm allowed.
it is awesome. i fucking love licking pussy.
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Malcolm_Xtasy
Oh baby what Is you doin??



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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Shroomslip]
#22025955 - 07/31/15 07:55 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Cj-B said:
I totally thought this was an Enjoywho post before I finally looked at the poster.
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Shroomslip said: It is very Enjoywho-esque.
This. I was about to come in here and cause a ruckus. Needless to say I was extremely disappointed
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cApTaInCrAp
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#22026204 - 07/31/15 09:15 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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It's no wonder your breath smells old and ratty
-------------------- "...Terrific, im glad we've had this time to discuss..im outro, call me if you wanna blaze one up.."
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Bill_Oreilly
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal] 1
#22026255 - 07/31/15 09:29 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Patlal said: I feel like a superior male.
I'll come back down to earth in an hour
You feeling like a God because you ate some slobs crusty vagina shows the true nature of Canadians.
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
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GoldenEye
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: JustForToday] 1
#22026262 - 07/31/15 09:33 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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JustForToday said: Never ate pussy. Gonna give it a try soon if i'm allowed.
If you're allowed?

Of course you are. (I heard you're dating )
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Void_Hawk
e^(i*pi)+1 = 0
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: JustForToday]
#22026292 - 07/31/15 09:42 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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JustForToday said: Never ate pussy. Gonna give it a try soon if i'm allowed.
Wow, I did before I got my dick wet. As long as we are talking clean, go for it.
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1234go
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal] 4
#22026293 - 07/31/15 09:42 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Patlal said: She's 35 (6 years older than me. She been with quite a few men.
Apparently, I gave her the best oral sex she ever had in her life. And I quote:
- Like, you're really, good at this, like really really really good, like OMG so fucking good..."
And no she wasn't "just saying that". She was laughing by the end with tears in her eyes...
So naturally, I feel like a fucking god right now and I got to brag like a mofo.
Professor Pussy.
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Cj-B
All the same...I saw it first.



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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: 1234go] 1
#22030664 - 08/01/15 09:24 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm surprised you weren't mocked more for this.
-------------------- "I have no way of knowing whether you, who eventually will read this record, like stories or not. If you do not, no doubt you have turned these pages without attention. I confess that I love them. Indeed, it often seems to me that of all the good things in the world, the only ones humanity can claim for itself are stories and music; the rest, mercy, beauty, sleep, clean water and hot food (as the Ascian would have said) are all the work of the Increate. Thus, stories are small things indeed in the scheme of the universe, but it is hard not to love best what is our own—hard for me, at least."
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#22030682 - 08/01/15 09:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Mad_Larkin said:
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RobZombie68 said: You know you are good when their legs tremble and shake uncontrollably. 
yeah, that often happens when im chopping them up  
Theres a rape joke in here somewhere
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Malcolm_Xtasy
Oh baby what Is you doin??



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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Cj-B]
#22030683 - 08/01/15 09:28 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah something tells me this is all a really elaborate lie
-------------------- I'm stupid, Enlil is smart. I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful. I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner. Someday, I hope to be like Enlil but secretly know I never will.
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akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Patlal] 1
#22031126 - 08/01/15 10:49 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Patlal said: She was laughing by the end with tears in her eyes...
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nicechrisman
Interdimensional space wizard



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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#22031134 - 08/01/15 10:50 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: Yeah something tells me this is all a really elaborate lie
-------------------- "Cosmic Love is absolutelely ruthless and highly indifferent: it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not." John C. Lily
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Detached
You know where...


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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22031156 - 08/01/15 10:54 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Bill_Oreilly said:
Quote:
Patlal said: I feel like a superior male.
I'll come back down to earth in an hour
You feeling like a God because you ate some slobs crusty vagina shows the true nature of Canadians.

Oh Canadians..
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Bill_Oreilly
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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Detached]
#22034203 - 08/02/15 04:13 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Watch...now the president of Canada(if they even have presidents) is going to elect Patlal the emperor of Canada because they now feel like Canada is the superior country to America because one of their members ate out a crusty vagina.
"ALL HAIL PROFFESSOR POOSAAAY! FIRST CANADIAN EVER TO GO PAST 2ND BASE! VIVA A LA REVOLUCION!!!!!!!!!" - Canadian king (or whatever the fuck they have)
-------------------- Something there is mysteriously formed, Existing before Heaven and Earth, Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging, All-pervading, unfailing, I do not know its name; I call it tao. If forced to give it a name, I call it Great (ta). Being great, it flows out; Flowing out means far-reaching; Being far-reaching, it is said to return. It's just a shot away..
Edited by Bill_Oreilly (08/02/15 04:19 PM)
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22034215 - 08/02/15 04:16 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Hahahha
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akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#22034222 - 08/02/15 04:17 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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oh the butthurt, oh so much buttahurt
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: The roommate I'm having sex with just called me Professor Pussy [Re: akira_akuma]
#22034234 - 08/02/15 04:19 PM (8 years, 5 months ago) |
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Well, she's the one who said I should teach a class lol
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